Wish They All Could Be Symphonia Girls

Summer Fun in the sun for the TOS main characters, they take a break from saving their worlds and decide to go to the beach at Regal's resort, get some sun, make sand castles … other stuff people do at the beach. Anyways, enjoy the break Lloyd and friends, YOU ALL EARNED IT. I mean you guys fight freaking Golems for God's sakes. Anyway, relax:

Everyone's in their beach wear near the warm beach at Altameira. They all walk together as a group, they see the crisp blue ocean, nice golden sand, busty bikini babes, and creepy speedo wearing men.

Lloyd: Wow, it sure is nice here, right guys.

Raine: It's "ok."

Genis: What's wrong Sis?

Raine: What do you think is wrong, you have a girl with a phobia of water, near the beach.

Regal: Don't worry, we're just near the end of an ocean, not in the ocean or anything, the water can't get you from here.

Raine: … Thanks Regal, that helped.

Genis: Unless of course we get a giant tidal wave to come and sweep us away.

Raine: Eeeeek!

Regal: That mostly occurs during full moons I believe … at night time. It's 1 'o clock in the afternoon.

Raine: … whew, I'm a scholar, I should al ready know this stuff.

Zelos: Even though there are no tides, there's still a lot to be afraid of, like sharks, and eels, and sting ray, and whales, and pirates and-

Sheena gives Zelos her evil glare, and Zelos … STILL wouldn't stop talking.

Zelos: And also outside the city there are lots of monsters, maybe some with thunder power, what if THEY come near the ocean side and shock and kill everyone here? Also not to mention it can REALLY mess up your hair-

Sheena: SIGH. Hey, look, women.

Zelos quickly runs towards them and tries to woo them.

Raine: … Thanks.

Lloyd: I dunno what's scarier, all the things Zelos said, or his speedo.

Zelos is chatting it up with the babes while the others go near some beach chairs, where Sheena and Raine sit down. Sheena lays down and Raine cannot help but notice Sheena's swimsuit.

Raine: My … that certainly is an … INTERESTING swimsuit you have on Sheena.

Sheena: Yeah, it's the only one they had I guess, I think it's kinda cool. What do you guys think.

Lloyd starts at her revealing areas and turns red.

Lloyd: It's uhh … ni- nice. I guess.

Colette: Yeah … it's cute.

Genis: You've got to be the most whored out video game character I've ever seen.

Raine: Genis!

Genis: Honestly, you make Tifa Lockheart look like a nun. You should be in a Dead or Alive Volleyball game. You could kick that Tomb Raider chick's ass.

Sheena blushes from embarassment and flattery.

Raine: Oh come on, she's not that, you're over exaggerating.

Sheena then feels sad.

Lloyd: Professor, be nice, she's hot, VERY hot, sot hot I-

He realizes what he's saying and stops. Colette, Genis, Presea, Regal, Sheena, Raine and even Zelos from really far away stare at him as he blushes till he's as red as his patented red clothes.

Lloyd: Ahhh- HEY, Zelos wait up!

He runs to Zelos and his hunnies. Raine quickly changes the subject.

Raine: God I wish the sun would die already.

Genis: You were never the type of girl who would get tans often.

Raine: It seemed like a waste of time, why lay in the sun when you can read a book.

Sheena: I do both.

Genis: Raine's books are too big to hold over you while you lay down and get some sun.

Regal: I rarely got any sun on me either.

Genis: Why? You don't like the sun either?

Regal: Actually, I rarely went outside much because I was in prison.

Genis: … Oh … oh yeah.

That killed the mood.

Regal: … How come I'm the only guy who's not not wearing a shirt?

Sheena: Cuss all the fangirls would go crazy.

Sheena and Raine giggle, Regal appears to be blushing.

Regal: I'm pretty sure I don't have too many fangirls.

Genis: Unlike Zelos over there.

Zelos and Lloyd are chatting it up with 5 beach girls. Here, Zelos is teaching Lloyd how to "pick up on chicks." ... Oh dear.

Zelos: Look Lloyd, let me do all the talking, until I say YOU can talk, then you do all the talking, unless their talking, in which case, don't talk at all. Got it?

Lloyd: ... I'm just not gonna talk like ... at all.

Zelos: Good boy. Ladies, this is my good ol' sport Lloyd, he's from Sylverant.

Lady 1: Eww, that place is gross.

Zelos: Did I say Sylverant, haha, silly me. I meant Syl … Silver …. Silver City, New Mexico.

All Ladies: Oh.

Lloyd: Where?

Zelos smacks Lloyd on the back laughing then whispering.

Zelos: Be cool, people in Tethe'alla still don't like Sylverant REMEMBER, so I saved you.

Lloyd: From what?

Zelos: From not being able to score.

Lloyd: Why would I want to … "score" with someone who wouldn't like where I'm from.

Zelos points his head at the fine babes in front of them, all luscious and beautiful. They're an unrealistic view of real women, who have nice boobs, revealing cleavage, nice hair, etc. Anyway after the glare, he looks back at Lloyd and he STILL doesn't understand. So Zelos goes ballistic.

Zelos: YOU MORON! I'm TRYING to help you get laid with one of these sluts! You idiot!

Lloyd: Oh, I get it now … what girls?

They both look and they all left and went to Regal.

Zelos: Ahhhh! Ladies wait! You're not sluts, I'm a slut! No!

Lloyd: Wow, Regal's popular with the ladies.

Regal wonders what all these women are doing near him.

Lady 1: Wow, you're a hunk.

Lady 2: Nice abs.

Lady 3: Are you a surfer?

Regal: No, not at all.

Lady 3: Oh, a rebel.

Lady 4: What do you do?

Regal: Not much, I'm president of the company that owns this resort..

All Ladies: Ohhhhhh!

Lloyd: I think Sheena thinks I like like her, what should I do?

Zelos: Frankly my dear Lloyd, I don't give a damn.

Colette: Hey Lloyd, me and Genis are gonna make a Sand Castle, wanna come?

Lloyd: Sure, wanna help Zelos?

Zelos: … Hehehe, yeah … sure … I'll come LATER.

Zelos wanders off.

Genis: …What was that about?

Lloyd: Oh, he's just ticked off because for once he's gonna have to hang out with us without picking up on women. Let's go.

Lloyd and the others walk to another side of the beach while Zelos walks the lonely walk of rejection.

Zelos: Sigh, poor little me, all alone with no one to care for … except for my friends over there building a gay sand castle, and the women of our group- Oh that's right. Tee hee, my busty Sheena and fair beauty Raine are all alone. Zelos mode activate!

Zelos runs to where Sheena and Raine are relaxing on some beach chairs, while Presea sits in the sand.

Zelos: Hello hunnies.

Presea: Oh, hi Zelos.

Zelos: My little rosebud, why aren't you out building a sand castle with Lloyd, Colette, and Little Brat?

Presea: You cannot construct a castle with simple toys as tools.

Zelos: It's not a REAL castle, it's a little one for pretend.

Presea: Oh … I see …

Zelos: You gonna go?

Presea: Yes … … … … … … … … … …

Zelos: … Now?

Presea: In a moment … … … … … …

Zelos glares at Sheena's glorious rack and starts sweating, the anxiousness to glare at her boobs longer is driving him crazy. Normally he'd have no trouble hitting on her in front of everyone, but he just wants Presea to go away. She still sits. He then glares at Raine, whose bust is not as big but just as nice and she's quite a looker and gives the whole "sexy librarian" idea into his head, Zelos can hardly contain himself- But he does. She STILL sits, doing nothing!!!!!!!!

Presea: … …. … … Ok.

She stands up, and slowly walks away. Zelos gives a joyish yippy and runs to be sitting by their side … until Sheena interrupts.

Sheena: One move towards us and I'll summon Volt to shoots thunder balls, aiming for your ridiculous speedo.

Raine: And I will not heal you until our time at the beach is over.

Zelos: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zelos leaves, passing by Regal and HIS hunnies.

Zelos: Arrgghhhhh!!!!!

Regal: I wonder what's wrong with Zelos?

Hunny 2: Oh forget him, he's a big meanie who yelled at his "special friend".

Regal: Oh. Ok.

Meanwhile, at the sand castle construction.

Lloyd: And here's where the laser cannons will be. And over here we'll have the giant tanks.

Genis: You're vision of a sand castle isn't very nice, or reasonable.

Colette: Have you ever built a sand castle before Presea?

Presea: I made a castle out of the giant sand box made of salt and pepper I had in my backyard, my old pet dog would spit on it to make it stick. Would that count?

Colette: … Yeah … yeah, that would count.

Lloyd: Heh, I thought I was poor.

One hour later, they are finished building a … not very good sand castle, but not too bad either.

Lloyd: Yay! We made an average sand castle, I feel great pride!

Colette: Because we all put our hearts into it.

Presea: Maybe YOU did.

Genis: Oh well, twas a good way to kill an hour.

Zelos appears out of no where and jumps all over it.

Lloyd: What the!?

Zelos keeps stomping on it till it's no more. Colette is crying and the others just stare at the destruction.

Zelos: Hahahahahahaa! I'm destroying your sand castle, haha! I'm ruining your day, ahahahahaha-

All of Regal's groupies look at Zelos with disgust and walk away, Regal stays, and looks mad.

Regal: You defiled a childhood pleasure of building a kingdom to a realm of magic and wonder. You've gone to far, and must pay with a severe ass kicking.

Zelos: Eeeek.

Zelos runs like hell as Regal puts his new sandals on a test run (yes … sandals.)

Lloyd: Sigh … Oh well, we can always build another sand castle.

And they do, and it's slightly better, but still horrid. Sheena and Raine wake up from being in the sun for hours and walk over to see their castle.

Sheena: Wow, that's horrible.

Raine: I've never been more disappointed to be apart of this group.

Lloyd: Holy Hell, what happened to you guys?

They both got sun burn to an incredible degree.

Raine and Sheena: … Oh no! Dammit!

Presea: Oh dear, you two forgot your sun tan lotion.

Sheena: I was so sure we put SOMETHING on.

She looks at the container and reads it.

Sheena: Dammit Lloyd!

Lloyd: What?

Sheena: It's your hair gel!!

Lloyd: ... Whoops.

Genis: You use hair gel?

Lloyd: Yeah. These spikes ain't natural.

Sheena: I should summon Undine right now to cause a giant ass wave to come and take you away … but I feel soo much pain and I'm tired, I wanna leave.

Raine: Me too.

Colette: Me too.

Genis: Yeah … the beach sucks.

Regal: It's not THAT bad.

Lloyd: Let's just go back to the hotel- Regal! When'd you get back?

Regal: After I buried Zelos 6 feet under.

Sheena: Sigh … we better go get him … tomorrow.

Raine: Yeah, I'll go back and see if I can heal sunburn.

Lloyd: Fine.

They all leave for the hotel, and leave Zelos stuck under the sand. Don't worry, he's fine. Though after they dug him out, he's built quite a fine taste for sand. And they rarely ever want to go to the beach again, although all the males still want Sheena to wear her swimsuit on a regular basis, which she will, as long as there is a ten foot pole between her and Zelos.

teh End