KG: (yawn) Mmm Rachel-chan, May-chan you're both insatiable. Oh yes, you like that don't you? Hehehe, I know I'm the best. Yeah don't worry we have all night.
Naruto: Dude.
KG: We'll just keep having our fun. What? Naruto and the others? Nah they're gone for the day. Come on, we'll just do it on the table in the kitchen.
Naruto: (Twitch) Dude!
KG: Oh god yes Rachel-chan. Oh don't worry May-chan I didn't forget-
Naruto: DUDE WAKE THE FUCK UP!
KG: Ahhh Naruto, what are you doing in my room? Where are May and Rachel? Where is the giant cream soda sundae! Where is May in the kitchen apron? Where is Rachel with her lingerie?!
Naruto: Umm dream dude. They left to go shopping with each other. Remember, Rachel just got a new credit card. Besides, it's time to work.
KG: (Grumble) for what, no one cares about my stories. Just let me sleep.
Naruto: Team Ninja will release Ninja Gaiden Sigma 3 by May if you finish.
KG: LOAD 'EM UP AND SHIP 'EM OUT! (YAWN) Dirty trick, but whatever. For Ninja Gaiden Sigma I will type.
Naruto: That's good man. Also...Rachel's parents are coming.
KG: OH FUCKIN' SHIT! BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES! READY THE ESCAPE PODS! WASH YOUR UNDERWEAR! (Yawn) I'm too tired. But whatever. You guys are here for this shit so I will provide it. (Yawn) I feel like looking at the clouds. Troublesome dattebamen.
Quote: "Success in life is a matter not so much of talent or opportunity as of concentration and perseverance," by C. W. Wendte.
"Damage report!" A shouted as a Kumo jonin bowed.
"Yes Raikage-sama. The craters are being fully investigated by Bee-sama, Naruto-sama, Yugito-sama, and Fu-sama. All civilians have been evacuated and we are currently trying to find the cause. We're more certain that the attack was caused by an S-ranked Raiton technique. The Central Plaza, Civilian Lane, Red Light District and a few clan districts were destroyed. Death count is at one hundred people died. Twenty-five were shinobi and the others were civilians. What would you like us to do?" the shinobi asked as A looked out at the village. He could see the four massive craters in his villages and narrowed his eyes.
"Close off the escape routes to the village. Also close the gates to Kumo's entrance. I will contact Konoha via messenger bird and see if they have experienced the same. Continue to monitor activities. Dismissed," A said and the Kumo jonin saluted his Kage before he left which was just in the nick of time as A slammed the desk of his office effectively breaking.
"Something is happening. Something that I won't like," he said with a growl of his voice.
With Naruto
The blonde chunin knelt down and glared while he inspected the epicenter of one of the four craters. With him were Karui and Omoi. They had been commanded by Amai, another of A's jonin, to look over the craters to find any clues while others assisted in the safety of the civilians.
"This definitely wasn't nature-based," Omoi stated while Karui rolled her eyes.
"No shit. Because this type of thing is just as natural as it could ever be," Karui instigated and Omoi just took the time to raise his hands defensively and back away slowly. Naruto slid one of his fingers across the ground before he examined a speck of the ground. He glared and stood up.
"Karui-nee, this was done with chakra. Not to mention this was used by Byakuraiton jutsu," Naruto said and Karui glanced towards Naruto. The only people who could use Byakuraiton effectively where the Raikage, herself, Darui, C, Hakura and...
"You're not saying that Izanagi could've done it," Omoi shuddered while Naruto looked up at the sky. There wasn't a single cloud in said sky and yet the lightning that was used was enough, if concentrated to one village, would be enough to destroy that village. As in, wipe it off the face of the planet.
"Well he's the only one with the experience to use it and Karui-nee is the one with the potential to use it. A-Jiji doesn't have that kind of chakra to use, without being exhausted, and he wouldn't hurt his own village. Hakura's not that stronger either or else he could've used it on Iwa during those jonin exams. That only rules Izanagi. Karui-nee do you recognize the technique?" Naruto asked and Karui shook her head. Naruto sighed and brushed a frustrated hand through his hair. The wind was practically telling him that the dust and burnt ashes were being carried across the borders. Naruto then felt a familiar piece of wind and turned around to see Yugito, Fu and Bee joining them along with Samui.
"What did you guys find out?" Omoi asked and Fu snorted.
"That whatever jabroni did this, that he's about the old man's level. To use this jutsu on just one place would be too much. He didn't hit the Three Jinchuuriki Temples so that's fine, but the other places where civilians were struck isn't good. It's like a war zone there," Fu announced and everyone sighed.
"Still the way this must've happened. It's very humid over here at the moment. The thunder was more dangerous than we thought," Yugito said while everyone turned to her for an explanation.
"Lightning and fires are more likely to happen in humid places due to the dry air. Lightning is already hot as it contains enough friction and heat to burn trees. Add that to this humidity and we have a very powerful Raiton jutsu," Yugito told them and everyone nodded.
"Naruto here things that it might've been Izanagi's doing," Omoi said and people glanced to Naruto while Fu raised an eyebrow.
"Who's this Izanagi fag?" Fu asked and she noticed everyone's expression change to murderous gazes.
"He's was the former head of Kumo's Rai Clan. The top users of the Raiton jutsu and the descendants to the Shodaime Raikage. He's the leader who went rogue from Kumo and since this day he's been sort of on edge with our Raikage at the moment. Though this is the first true aggressive act he might've put against Kumo," Karui answered and Fu folded her arms with a nod.
"But what makes Lil nine think that da fool would do us like a fuckin' tool?" Bee asked and everyone's gazes turned back to Naruto who explained.
"Think about it. We're the main reason that he would do this. We had stopped a plan of his before involving Karui-nee. We're also the place that has kept her for this long. Maybe he's just at the end of his rope and is starting to get desperate," Naruto said making Karui's fist tighten even more.
"Are you saying that this is my fault?!" Karui shouted, but a pat from Naruto and a warm smile made her calm down. Naruto shook his head left and right repeatedly to his surrogate sister.
"No Nee-chan, but with things as the are I still would like a look at that Byakuraiton scroll that A-Jiji has. Do you know where he put it?" Naruto asked and Karui nodded.
"It's in the Raikage Vault. Only he can grant people the access to use it," Karui answered and Naruto nodded.
"Then we'll have to go to him for permission. Something that strong has got to have a flaw or at least something that will help us figure out the cause to this. Come on, let's go and find A-Jiji," Naruto said racing off in a hurry and others followed him out of the craters.
With Kakashi and Yugao
The one-eyed cyclops and his partner were currently in Ame. There was rumor of something big going down there and the spymaster wanted all of the know-how along with his partner. Yugao clinked her glass with Kakashi and smiled.
"You know, this isn't counted as a date if you don't try," Yugao said and Kakashi smiled with a nod while he looked at his glass.
"Yeah I know. Sorry about that. We just started so it's a little weird is all. I just think that we have really known each other a long time," Kakashi said quickly drinking his own drink while Yugao smiled with a nod. It really was weird, but they would get through it.
"It's alright. I've learned to think as much of you," Yugao said as she quickly gave Kakashi a kiss to the cheek while got an eyesmile out of the copy ninja. Oh Icha-Icha would be getting used tonight.
"Did you hear? The god and his angel will be making an appearance soon. Everyone is to be gather in the middle of the towers. It's something about there being a division in the organization that they are in. I hope nothing is wrong," All these voices Kakashi and Yugao heard as they narrowed their eyes and walked out. Looks like Icha-Icha would have to wait. Right now was the time for work.
With Izanagi
The Rai clan's head smirked as he walked off along with Hidan and Kakuzu. The two traitorous Akatsuki members leaned against the wall of their new base while Hakura helped Izanagi to the bed of his room. It was then that the female of this group decided to voice her opinion.
"So what the hell did you do? I didn't see anything specific happen," Hidan said in an irate tone. She didn't betray Akatsuki to follow out with this shit. Would you mind telling me already?!" Hidan asked/shouted before Izanagi smirked. He leaned up much to everyone's surprise and Hidan could see the sweat dripping off his face.
"If you would really like to know then why don't you go out and look for yourselves," He said and Kakuzu narrowed his eyes. Hakura had known exactly what Izanagi had done and he knew that what he did had just actually made him an international criminal if people traced this back to him then it would be according to his plan.
"What is it that you did? I felt a massive spike of chakra leave your body and your reserves depleted drastically. Using that much chakra, I'm surprised that it didn't kill you," Kakuzu said and Izanagi just chuckled and looked up at the wall. He stood up and patted Kakuzu on the shoulder.
"Tell me Kakuzu, what is kinjutsu?" Izanagi asked. He knew very well what it was and Kakuzu glanced to Hidan who shrugged her shoulders waiting for him to answer the question. Kakuzu, not seeing where this was going, just decided to answer.
"Kinjutsu is the shinobi arts that are banned from being taught or used. Every major village has their own versions of Kinjutsu. They are banned because they either do harm to yourself, violate the laws set by nature, or perform massive collateral damage like the total destruction of a village and the death of everyone in said village which leads people to fear the technique and label it a kinjutsu. Where are you going with this?" Kakuzu asked while Izanagi walked up to Hidan. He cupped her cheek and smiled while Hidan twitched from the sudden contact.
"Hidan-chan here is a walking example of Kinjutsu. The harming if yourself to a god for the purpose of living forever and causing slaughter. It fulfills the first part and second conditions to kinjutsu that you stated. It delivers harm to herself and it's an act against Nature, but Hidan-chan doesn't care does she?" Izanagi asked while Hidan snorted.
"Nature can go fuck itself," she said and Izanagi backed away. He walked towards the wall of his bed and leaned against it.
"And what do you call an elemental jutsu that fulfills all three of those subjects that you mentioned Kakuzu? What is it does harm to yourself, violates Natures law and can cause serious collateral damage. The whole package in one technique. I learned of it twelve years ago. It's quite simple. A jutsu that fulfills those requirements is known as Shinreiton no jutsu( Divine Subjugation Techniques). Techniques that will literally drain your chakra down to the bear minimum that is required to use it. The only reason that I have for even standing right now is with the help of a few seals that were placed in very...specific locations. Go check it out," Izanagi said while Hakura and Kakuzu left. Hidan was about to walk out before she felt Izanagi grab her hand.
"What do you want?" she asked while Izanagi smirked. He just quickly grabbed Hidan's head and slammed his lips to hers getting a shock from the Jashinist before she pushed Izanagi to the floor making him laugh while she pointed her scythe at him.
"What...the fuck...was that?!" Hidan asked with a shout while Izanagi stood to his feet. He quickly swatted Hidan's scythe away before he pushed her against the wall while he placed his finger at her chin.
"I've been watching you a lot Hidan-chan. I won't deny it. You're not like other mortal women. I would like it if you bore my child," Izanagi said while Hidan widened her eyes. She flew silent while Izanagi smirked.
"In the events that if I fail then I would like our son, or daughter, to take the reigns of their parents. I know only you can do it for them. They can even be Jashinists if you prefer. I don't really mind. In fact, I would welcome it. In the event that I succeed then I will wed you to my life. Living for eternity with my sister is nice and all, but I'm not that freaky. So how about it? Would that be so bad?" Izanagi asked while Hidan suddenly smiled.
"I thought mortal women were a load of trash. Which they are, but I'm confused by your actions," Hidan said while Izanagi chuckled. He brushed her shoulders sensually before responding.
"That's right. They are a load of trash, but you're hardly a mortal woman. Something about the way you do things turns me on to no end. With you by my side we can create a beautiful new world. I don't really need anything else besides you and Izanami with me," Izanagi said while Hidan chuckled. She started to close the door before she grabbed Izanagi's jacket.
"I don't play soft," she said and Izanagi chuckled before he surprised her and grabbed her arms. He spun her into the bed before he laid on top of her.
"That's good. I wouldn't expect you to," he said and the door close only showing Izanagi and Hidan's lasting kiss in the distance leaving little to the imagination of what they might be doing.
Back with Naruto
"And that's why we'd like you to grant us permission into the Raikage Vault. I'm sure I can find the answer there," Naruto said along with his friends as they stood before A and the council. They had been meeting to discuss the appropriate actions to take with the safety of their village until Naruto and the others had asked to come in and explain what the blonde had been thinking about Izanagi.
A stared at the young Namikaze in front of him while the members of the council murmured to themselves about the possibility of Izanagi actually attacking his former home. Everyone had known Izanagi on a personal level, but that didn't mean it was a good one.
"And you think that this has to do with the situation? The contents of the scroll for the Byakuraiton?" A asked and Naruto nodded in earnest. If he was right then it would even explain the seals that were from the Kingdom of Rōran that he had saw. He had to look at that scroll if only to ease his thoughts.
"That's right A-Jiji. I do believe it. I know for a good fact that this is Izanagi. Hakura was the one, with just one hand full of raiton chakra, managed to sear a lightning jutsu across Iwa's village. It wouldn't be that hard to believe that Izanagi could do something better and do what he did to this village," Naruto said and A intertwined his fingers.
"Buraza, let's Naruto go. We need to find out about this so dat fool can't do this no mo'," Bee rapped while A gave a heavy sigh.
"Very well, but only two of you can go inside. I need the others to go and investigate more. Who here is willing to go with Naruto?" A asked and everyone looked to each other. Samui was the one who stepped forward and A granted the two permission to go into the Raikage Vault while the others were ordered to continue looking around. Everyone else left while Naruto and Samui walked out of the door.
The two blondes, having left the council room, took a sharp left and continued to trace through the halls of the Raikage Mansion.
"What do you hope to find?" Samui asked walking alongside Naruto while the blonde sighed.
"Honestly I don't know, but I can only hope that the seals I saw back in Konoha will be in that scroll or at least in one of the seal books that I have," Naruto responded and Samui nodded her head. The two quickly came up to the door to the vault and with a quick access from the guards, they entered and began to investigate.
With Yugito
The Nibi jinchuuriki was currently walking through the lower innings of the village. She looked left and right through the halls hoping to find any sort of enemy that might give her a clue as to where they were, but so far she ended up with nothing.
"You're getting frustrated aren't you?" Nibi asked suddenly coming into the seal which was what Yugito had noticed. She smiled slightly before leaning against the wall.
"Yes I am. I can't find a case of anything and this is just going to end up as nothing but a wild goose chase. Normally I would be able to pick up the residual heat signatures that might have come from that lightning strike, but it was performed so well that even I can't trace it. Nibi, sometimes I feel that something it really going to go down soon," Yugito spoke while Nibi remained silent. The two didn't say anything after that for a little bit and suddenly Yugito glared and moved her head to the left.
"Kitten, you're being stalked," Nibi alerted and Yugito nodded her head before she quickly ran through the halls. She remembered this place perfectly and continued to race through the halls. She could feel the two heat signatures following her indefinitely and it didn't take long before she found herself into a large part of the area. A place with no way out. A dead end. Yugito turned around and took a breath of air. She then opened her mouth and sent out a rushing fire that sped forward. The two people following only had enough time to make it out of the door and dodge to the side while the fire quickly melted the exit behind them. The only exit that was.
Now that they were trapped, Yugito had to opportunity to see her stalkers. She sucked her teeth at who they were. Zetsu and Kisame from Akatsuki. Just her luck. She did not need this right now.
"You've been trapped. There is no way out," she said with a smirk across her face. Kisame snickered and placed his sword on his shoulder. Zetsu right next to him just remained silent before he stepped forward.
"So the little miss two tails thinks that she's caught us. Ne Zetsu, mind letting me take this one? I haven't been able to have much fun since Leader-sama needed Itachi-san for something," Kisame said while Zetsu just stepped back to allow for the space.
"Just don't kill her. Remember that we need her alive to extract her bijuu," Zetsu said while Kisame just nodded. He chuckled dangerously while he dropped Samehada to the ground.
"Samehada's getting frisky. He really wants to see how a cat tastes," Kisame said while Yugito glared.
"They are underestimating me because I'm alone. It seems that they don't know about me," Yugito thought to herself before she took another breath of air.
"Just try not to get burned!" Yugito shouted making Kisame and Zetsu watch as a massive fire escaped from her mouth. The two Akatsuki members were initially shocked before Kisame raised Samehada and slammed him into the fire. He was hoping that his shark skin would be able to cut the chakra from the technique and make it harmless, but Kisame was surprise as the fire overwhelmed him forcing the shark man to do a handsign.
"Suiton: Suikōdan no Jutsu," He shouted as a water shark came between him and the fire. The water and fire misted to make a harsh steam over the area while Kisame picked up Samehada. The sword clicked in a weird language before Kisame turned to his sword.
"What do you mean you couldn't feel any chakra in that attack? A jutsu like that would have to take at least some chakra," Kisame said before he dodged a kick to his face. He managed to turn around and see Yugito right behind him. She then raised her other leg and slammed it into Kisame's face. The Akatsuki member was then sent flying before he crashed across the ground and slammed into the wall.
Kisame touched his cheek and winced at the searing hot pain that he was feeling. Where was all this heat coming from?
"Hehehe, well it looks like I will be able to have my fun with Miss Two Tails before I capture," Kisame said as he got to his feet. He only had the chance to dodge another massive fire which caused him to jump into the air. It was then that Kisame blocked Yugito's kick with his sword before he noticed that he took a piece of her bijuu's chakra. He then grabbed Yugito and sent her crashing into the ground. Yugito coughed and felt a good portion of her chakra fade from her body.
"That's right, his sword absorbs chakra. So anything I use besides my fire will be taken. I also can't let him hit me or it will take my chakra too. Just because my fire doesn't use chakra doesn't mean other things don't. I could still pass out if I'm not careful," Yugito said to herself while Kisame chuckled. The steam faded to show the jinchuuriki and Akatsuki member glaring at each other.
"Will yo come with us now Nibi-chan?" Kisame asked while Yugito's response was to ball her fists. The fire encased her body while Kisame stared in amusement. Yugito charged at Kisame with a large amount of speed in her footsteps before the fire began to spread. It quickly encased her body as she ran towards him. Kisame chuckled as he did a handsign.
"Suiton: Bakusui Shōha no Jutsu," Kisame shouted as a large amount of water came over the area. Yugito growled and quickly continued to run before she was overcome by the water. The Nibi jinchuuriki however, didn't stop her movement and moved past the water before she slammed Kisame in the stomach. Kisame coughed from the before he felt another burning sensation. He looked down to see Yugito's palm on his body.
"Katon: Kaen Gatatsu no Jutsu( Fire Release: Severing Fire Technique)," Yugito shouted as she set Kisame on fire. The Tailless bijuu shouted in pain before he landed in the water to get the fire off his body. Yugito took the chance to backflip away into the middle of the field.
"What is it? Why isn't she losing chakra with all of these fire attacks? She should've lost something or at least feel winded. What's going on here?" Zetsu wondered while Yugito waited for Kisame to emerge. She could feel his heat signatures before it grew cold. Yugito cursed as the water masked the heat. She continued to survey her surroundings cautiously before she heard a splash.
"Got you my cat," Kisame said as he aimed his sword at her legs just intending to incapacitate Yugito. He swung his sword over her legs and grinned at Yugito's shocked expression as he cut through her muscles. It was now Kisame and Zetsu's turn to be surprised as Yugito's legs disconnected from her thighs. Kisame's blade went completely through before he jumped out of the water. Yugito smirked as she turned around while a fire came over her legs and repaired them like normal though she still felt a large drop in her chakra.
"Not good enough," Yugito said as she kicked Kisame back into a wall.
"What is with this bitch? You cut her but she doesn't stay down. She has jutsu that don't use chakra and she just won't die. Zetsu, you told me this would be easy," Kisame said coming out of the wall. Zetsu narrowed his eyes while Yugito just smiled. She quickly dropped on all fours while she quickly changed in front of them. The two Akatsuki members noticed her body turn blue entirely while she entered her Tailed Beast Mode.
"Nibi wants to play now-nya," Yugito said before she disappeared in chakra. It was then that Kisame and Zetsu were graced with the appearance of Nibi herself while the bijuu meowed.
"Well it looks like I get to have some fun. Alright!" Nibi shouted as she jumped into the air. Zetsu and Kisame quickly rolled to the side to avoid a slam from Nibi's tails and her large body. Kisame snickered while Zetsu disappeared into the wall. Kisame chuckled with a nod as he slammed the water on the ground.
"Suiton: Daibakufu no Jutsu( Water Release: Great Waterfall Technique)," Kisame shouted as he sent a large rush of water towards Nibi. The bijuu saw the incoming water before she opened her mouth. Immediately Yugito popped out and held up her hand.
"Katon: Kaijinheki( Fire Release: Fire Encampment Wall )," Yugito shouted as a wall of fire surrounded her and Nibi. The water collided with the fire and it stopped the attack as the steam began to pick up.
"Nibi we need to get out of here. I don't know how much of my chakra was taken by that shark bastard, but it won't last long at this rate-nya," Yugito said and Nibi agreed. Kisame came charging through the water as he tried to attack Yugito with his sword, but she dodged the attack and Nibi jumped back.
"You really are a unique jinchuuriki. It's been fun, but I will end you now. There is more than enough water to use this attack by now. Suiton: Senshokukō( Water Release: A Thousand Feeding Sharks)," Kisame shouted as Nibi and Yugito saw a wave of sharks coming at them. Yugito cursed at the top of her voice before she quickly appeared on top of Nibi's head. Yugito flashed through her own handsigns and opened her mouth.
"Yoton: Yōyū Neko Nenshō no Jutsu( Lava Release: Melting Cat's Destruction Technique)," Yugito shouted as a large blast of Lava escaped her lips.
"What, she even has the Yoton style?" Kisame asked in bewilderment before the lava collided with the water sharks. More steam picked up and Kisame cursed as earth began to form hiding Yugito's form from him and Zetsu while Yugito began to go to work. She quickly touched the ground and melted it as she fell to a lower platform. She then sealed up the hole and quickly ran off while suppressing her chakra as much as she could.
Once Yugito was outside. She quickly ran towards Bee and the others to inform them of what had transpired and just who she had caught inside the building.
"I won't be taken that easily Naruto-kun. We still have to raise a family don't we?" Yugito asked with a smirk as she deactivated her Nibi Chakra Mode. Yugito quickly made it on top of a building and huffed before she ran into Fu.
"Ouch that hurt. Yugito, what's the hurry?" Fu asked before Yugito took her hand and the two started running towards the Raikage Mansion.
"Fu, let's hurry. We have to get away from here. Akatsuki had come for me, but I trapped them inside one of the sewers. If we're lucky then they won't know I'm gone until we get the Raikage," Yugito said while Fu widened her eyes. She then quickly applied her chakra to her legs as the two raced off.
With Izanagi
Hidan smiled as she opened her eyes to see Izanagi get up from the bed. He started putting on his clothes before he leaned over to kiss her cheek. Hidan just snorted at the kind gesture before she saw Izanagi get up and walk towards the door as he opened it.
"Don't wanna go again?" Hidan asked with a sultry smile using the bed clothes to cover her nakedness while Izanagi chuckled. He turned around before sporting his Akatsuki cloak.
"I would love to go again, but we have jobs to do. Also I think we're about to be down one Akatsuki member this time," he said while Hidan raised an eyebrow.
"And what do you mean by that?" she asked while Izanagi just smiled. He wiggled his finger left and right before he left Hidan in his personal chambers. The female Jashinist snorted at the no-answer that he had given her, but just figured that she would have to settle for it as she picked up her own Akatsuki cloak and, picking up her scythe, walked out. Hidan didn't know it, but Izanagi was right. His plans were working and Akatsuki would be down another member before the day ended.
With Sasuke
The Uchiha aimlessly walked along the ground in front of him. He has sent Suigetsu, Juugo and Karin ahead to leave him alone for a bit. Sasuke was close to finding out where Itachi was, but he still didn't have much to go on, but with his new ability and the information given to him by Orochimaru's memories that he had absorbed then he was close to finding Itachi if he just looked for a little group known as Akatsuki. That shouldn't be too hard.
"The only problem is that I have absolutely no idea where they are," Sasuke said to himself before he heard someone chuckling. He looked up and saw a giant clay bird along with someone on top of it.
"Katsu," he shouted and Sasuke widened his eyes to a large explosion over his form as Deidara landed on the ground. He smirked at the destruction he had caused before the dust faded. He saw Sasuke was fine and the Uchiha glared hard at him.
"So you're Itachi's little brother. I'll have my fun with you," Deidara said while Sasuke narrowed his eyes to Itachi's name.
"You know where Itachi is. Tell me right now!" Sasuke ordered while Tobi came from his hiding spot. Sasuke glanced at him as well before Deidara smirked.
"And why should we do that?" he asked and Sasuke immediately erased the distance between them with his speed making Deidara gasp.
"He's so fast," Deidara said to himself as Sasuke took his sword from its sheath. He quickly slammed it through Tobi's body while Deidara did a backflip and landed on a tree. Tobi fell to the ground while Sasuke turned his gaze to Deidara.
"One down," he said while Deidara cupped his hands near his mouth.
"Tobi, you alright Hmmm?" Deidara asked while Sasuke turned to see Tobi doing some stretches. Sasuke narrowed his eyes as to what he had just seen. He had cut through the guy so how was he till in one piece? Something was wrong with these two.
"Like I said, where is Itachi?" Sasuke asked while Deidara smirked. He quickly through a scatter of clay bombs at Sasuke while the Uchiha's left arm lit up in black lightning.
"Tobi move out of the way!" Deidara shouted and Tobi panicked before he quickly ran away. Sasuke's attention didn't deter from Deidara before he spoke.
"Chidori Kurosenbon( Thousand Birds Black Needles)," Sasuke said as he sent the scattering lightning needles into each bomb. The bombs planted themselves on the ground next to Sasuke, and Tobi and in the trees near Deidara. The blonde held up a handsign ready to blow Sasuke to the next world before he heard a shot.
"Ahhh w-wait a minute senpai. Don't 'Katsu' just yet!" Tobi shouted as he was still in the line of fire. Deidara sucked his teeth at Tobi's pitiful act before he quickly ducked under Sasuke's blade. The Uchiha had used the opportunity to blur behind Deidara, but he wasn't fast enough as Deidara landed on the ground. Sasuke snorted and landed as well.
"I'll have more fun with you," he said as clay sprayed from his hands. Sasuke watched the two clay minions come from Deidara's hands while the clay user smirked.
"Why don't you tire yourself out with them?!" he said as his minions rushed as Sasuke. The Uchiha quickly took out his sword and made an attempt to cut one, but cursed as his sword got stuck. Sasuke backed away while his sword was covered by the clay. He then resorted to taijutsu as he sent a kick then a punch at one of them. Sasuke ducked under the other's fist while he smirked.
"These guys aren't anything special. I'll just use my Raiton to cancel your use of Doton in this clay and then it's useless," Sasuke said before his hand coursed in lightning. He immediately cut through one of them with ease before he grabbed his sword and worked on the other one.
"It's not that easy. Katsu!" Deidara shouted and Sasuke widened his eyes as the clone next to him exploded. The dust picked up, but showed that Sasuke managed to get away in time. He activated his sharingan and tried to find Deidara and Tobi, but the two were gone.
Deidara smirked as he quickly laid out a large amount of clay across the ground. The Uchiha was doing better than how he thought he would. Immediately Deidara's clay formed into a large dragon and the dragon opened its mouth letting out thousands of clay bombs.
"Tobi, plant these. I'll be taking Sasuke down right here. We'll catch him by surprise and then he will learn to respect my art," Deidara said while Tobi nodded.
"Leave it to me senpai," Tobi said as he grabbed the bombs and quickly fazed into the ground. It really didn't take long with Tobi's speed to place mines and Deidara quickly landed on his C2 dragon as it took to the air.
"What, you survived!" Deidara shouted while Sasuke narrowed his eyes. He had seen the large dragon, but it didn't impress him that much.
"I'll show you my art hmm!" Deidara shouted as he quickly launched a smaller dragon at Sasuke. The Uchiha noticed the tail get smaller before he quickly ran to the side. Sasuke tried to run, but until the others he noticed that this one had followed him. Once it was close enough Sasuke cursed as Deidara smiled.
"Gotcha! KATSU! Deidara shouted while the dragon exploded near Sasuke. The Uchiha managed to use his new ability of the darkness to block the attack as it sent him flying back. He backflipped away while he looked at Deidara calculatively.
"It's different than that last one. Was it a guided missile?" Sasuke thought to himself before another one was sent his way. Sasuke cursed and quickly jumped away again as it exploded.
"He really is fast, but speed only gets you so far! Careful where you step Uchiha!" Deidara said in thought as Sasuke landed on a piece of earth. He widened his eyes to seeing the earth suck him in before he cursed.
"I got you now!" Deidara shouted as another large explosion covered Sasuke's form. Deidara slightly panted as he surveyed the landscape. He was expending chakra to make this all work, but that had to do some type of damage. Soon the smoke began to clear and Deidara saw Sasuke. The Uchiha was different. His curse mark was across his body, but Deidara also noticed dark chakra coming from Sasuke's body. Two black horns appeared from Sasuke's head.
"That's Orochimaru's curse mark, but what's that black chakra?" Deidara wondered before he started his handsigns for another explosion. He grinned outright.
"This next one is going to be huge!" he said as his dragon began to form larger piece of clay. Sasuke glared at it. As his wings stretched. Deidara widened his eyes before he shook his head.
"I WON'T let you fly away!" he shouted as he launched another dragon bomb at Sasuke. The Uchiha only had the time to take off the top of his shirt and block the explosion as he held out one of his hands.
"Meiton: Kurayami Shin'en no Jutsu( Dark Release: Dark Abyss Technique)," Sasuke shouted and immediately a dark shade came from his hands. It caught the bomb with one of his hands before it began to consume the clay into its being.
"Tobi move!" Deidara shouted while Sasuke glared and Tobi shouted.
"Ahh run away it's the C4!" Tobi shouted while Deidara held up a handsign.
"Katsu!" He shouted and the bomb exploded in Sasuke's face while the dust picked up again. The only thing that came out was his blade that stabbed into the ground with a dark lightning current going through it. Deidara smirked at his work before he saw Sasuke standing there. He had a few bruises and a bleeding arm, but nothing else.
"How did you survive?!" Deidara shouted out in frustration. Sasuke just looked at him evenly before he did his own handsigns. The Uchiha avenger held out both his hands as Black Lightning surrounded them. Sasuke smirked as he had been practicing with this new dark power of his and he absolutely loved it.
"Chikūrodori: Kuro Denkōsū no Jutsu( Thousand Dark Birds: Black Lightning Piercing)," Sasuke shouted as he blasted dark lightning from his hands. Deidara quickly had to evade the strikes as he didn't want to know how much they hurt.
"You'd better watch your step Uchiha. This place is littered with land mines. One wrong step and boom," Deidara said while Sasuke growled. He quickly looked around the entire place before he surprised Deidara as he quickly shot into the air. Sasuke's black wings flapped around as he quickly went into the air. Deidara watched him go, but it was a bad move to take his eyes off Sasuke.
"If you like flying so much then you'll love falling," Sasuke said as he quickly flicked his arms. Deidara widened his eyes before two large shuriken stabbed him in his hands and tied him to his dragon. Sasuke then, in one fell swoop, managed to cut off one of the dragon's wings as it was sent towards the ground. Deidara screamed from the pain while Tobi shouted.
"Senpai!" he called out while Deidara gritted his teeth.
"This isn't good. Right below me are the mines that Tobi planted," Deidara thought to himself before Sasuke watched his opponent hit the ground. The various land mines were set off completely while the Uchiha continued to look on. He still had lots of chakra after absorbing Orochimaru. He didn't know why, but he was getting...excited. Sasuke quickly landed on the ground and deactivated his wings only to see Deidara fly off on a clay bird. The Uchiha glared at him before he spoke.
"It's futile. Just tell me where Itachi is and I'll have finished my business with you," Sasuke said and Deidara seethed. Those eyes. Those damn eyes. They mocked his art and everything that he stood for. What could they see that he couldn't obtain.
"You die!" Deidara shouted before he was sure that Tobi was out of range. Sasuke watched as Deidara opened his mouth and spat out a heavy quantity of clay. The clay formed on the ground and began to build up while Sasuke widened his eyes at the towering being that Deidara made. It was a massive version of...himself. It was then that Sasuke quickly activated his black wings against and shot off from the coming explosion.
"Beware of the C4!" Deidara shouted as his form got fatter. It was ready to burst and Sasuke continued to fly away. The Uchiha turned his head only in time to see the figure explode, but it wasn't loud. No it was being disintegrated. Sasuke widened his eyes as his sharingan was working overtime to analyze what was happening.
"What is that?!" Sasuke wondered as he continued to fly away. He however, didn't fly far enough as he was overcome. The Uchiha widened his eyes before he started to fade away.
"Dammit, I got careless," Sasuke said to himself before his arm vanished. His entire body was leaving him. It was an unreal nightmare.
"This can't...be happening," Sasuke thought before he faded away. Tobi wiped his brow from all the running as he looked on from a tree.
"Whew that was close. Senpai was serious. The C4, is a technique he created to counter the Sharingan and the genjutsu it produced. Deidara-senpai used his own mouth instead of the ones on his hands to create a giant doll in his image. When the doll ruptured, it released a cloud of microscopic bombs that entered the bloodstream of Uchiha Sasuke. On Senpai's command, the micro-bombs' detonation causes the Sasuke's body to disintegrate at the cellular level; literally turning them into dust. Whew, you have to be crazy far to avoid that which I why I took Senpai's advice and ran like a good boy. Still a shame Sasuke died. He seemed like a good boy. Just like Tobi was," Tobi said with a smirk.
Meanwhile, Deidara laughed as he saw Sasuke's demise. The Uchiha was dead and now he had completed his goal. He would show that bastard Izanagi that he had one.
"I won! I won!" Deidara shouted before his blood ran cold. He felt the face of Death on him before he turned his eye to see Sasuke coming at him with his hand full of Dark chakra.
"What, how did you survive?" Deidara asked in anger before Sasuke's hand pierced the blonde Akatsuki member's body. The darkness began to grow as Deidara's body was covered.
"You're running low on chakra. That reaction was slow and now you will pay for it," Sasuke said as his black chakra wings continued to flap. Deidara felt his life diminish as Sasuke drove him off the bird and the two continued to fall to the ground. Deidara shouted in pain while the two slammed into the ground. Sasuke rolled off from Deidara while Deidara coughed.
"What is it? Why don't you die?!" Deidara shouted while Sasuke snickered. He glared at Deidara while he spoke.
"Didn't I tell you earlier? I can see the position of the land mines," he said while Deidara growled.
"You can see the position of the land mines?" Deidara asked while Sasuke stood to his feet. Deidara, in desperation, unleashed two clay snakes at Sasuke and they wrapped around his legs.
"Your Bakuton is useless against my Raiton," Sasuke said as his body lit up in dark lightning. It had been his new technique when using his dark powers. Combine it with lightning and you get a devastating result. Sasuke's lightning coursed across the snakes and towards Deidara. The blonde gasped and cut his connection to them while Sasuke smirked.
"You are out of tricks and such things. Now then, tell me where Uchiha Itachi is," Sasuke demanded and Deidara growled. He cursed as he looked upon Sasuke's eyes once again.
"Those eyes. Those damn eyes. They look down on and reject my art! I'll show you Itachi! I'll show you Orochimaru!" Deidara shouted in his mind while Sasuke walked forward. He then wobbled and fell to the ground while Deidara laughed.
"You're in the same boat. I was saving this, but there is no point. The ultimate art! My C0," Deidara shouted before he took all the clay in his pouch. He quickly took off his shirt and Sasuke saw large stitches in his chest. Deidara quickly undid the stitches and Sasuke watched as it showed another mouth. Deidara held the clay up and chuckled as his chest began to eat the clay.
"You will not survive. We will become art. We will leave a scar upon this land together!" Deidara shouted while Sasuke growled before amazement hit him when Deidara's body turned black. Sasuke was seeing his veins completely and Tobi knew what he was going to do before he quickly left. The veins filled with chakra all began to compress against the heart of Deidara's core while he laughed.
"Now, tremble with fear! Be in awe! Have Despair! SCREAM!" Deidara shouted while Sasuke widened his eyes. He could see the heart beginning to crack in front of him. One light came out, then another and another after that. The Uchiha had to get away, but the numbness of the dark power was weighing him down.
"My art is...," Deidara never finished those words as he...exploded. It wasn't a small one either. This explode destroyed the trees, picked up the ground. It rose in sheer power as it moved across the plains. It would make a bigger crater than Izanagi's jutsu. It tore through the sky. It ravaged the land. It was impossible for those nearby not to see it and be in awe. Like a judgement from Kami himself everyone was afraid when they saw it. That explosion piercing the open sky.
Sasuke felt the light overtake him before he narrowed his eyes. No, he wouldn't die here. Not like this. He had a job to do. He couldn't die!
"Open the portal. Touch the earth and fade. Leave nothing left," A voice said and Sasuke did so. He coursed his dark chakra through the ground before it enveloped him and his disappeared fast from the explosion.
Sakura's team of Utakata, Hotaru, herself, Sai, Team eight and Kakashi who had been searching around for the sheer cause of the destruction to their village felt the wind pick up immensely as they saw the light in the sky. Everyone gasped out at it before they were effectively blown away.
"What was that?" Sakura thought to herself as she looked up. The sky...was ripping from that explosion.
Suigetsu, Juugo and Karin who had seen the explosion also knew that it was where they had left Sasuke to find information on Itachi. Fear filled the group for Sasuke's safety before they all raced back towards him to make sure that he was still alive and among the living.
With Izanagi
The Rai clan head snickered, then laughed and finally cackled as he had seen the explosion. How you ask? Well it turns out that Izanagi had really moved as fast as he had tried to see it and it was then that he knew it was Deidara. No one else could create such beautiful art in Izanagi's eyes. Izanagi would never admit it, but Deidara held his respect. Right to the end that he did. Now that was how art was supposed to be. Flashy, a lasting impression. All the artists who had seen that would forever have it burned into their minds as the ultimate in artist history. It would start a new movement for them all.
"Deidara, when I kill these fools I will make it extra flashy. Just for you," Izanagi said with a wide grin across his face. He then disappeared in lightning while the explosion ceased.
With Naruto and Samui
"Obvious to what just happened with Sasuke, Naruto and Samui were currently in the cross-referencing material as Samui handed Naruto a fuinjutsu book while he searched through the Byakuraiton scroll. The blonde scoured the scroll for anything that was S-ranked, but that didn't really help him as EVERYTHING in the scroll was S-ranked. It was all kinjutsu except to the Raikage and perhaps Karui. Naruto sucked his teeth and leaned back while massaging his tired eyes.
"Are you alright?" Samui asked and Naruto nodded. The blonde chunin had drew a portrait of what the seals used in the Kingdom of Rōran looked like. He knew he had seen them before as they were in the Namikaze vault. His mother had archived the seals as they were originally made by the Shodaime Uzukage and the first leader of the Kingdom of Rōran. It was a special storage seal in combination with a chakra beacon.
"Yeah just a little tired," Naruto said and Samui nodded while Naruto looked through the scroll. He narrowed his eyes through several powerful techniques, but he couldn't study them as he wasn't here to learn, but to investigate. Naruto's eyes trailed down tiredly before he stopped. The blonde widened his eyes to a particular technique before he jumped up shocking Samui who had been collecting more fuinjutsu book. Naruto held up the scroll and nodded.
"Samui-nee, this is it. Right here!" Naruto said excitedly and Samui looked over his shoulder to see what he was so thrilled about. Her light blue eyes trailed down the scroll before they stopped where Naruto's fingers were.
"Byakuraiton: Kuchiyose: Raijin Yobidashi no Jutsu( White Lightning Release: Summoning: Call of the All-Powerful Thunder God). Rank: S. Type: Kinjutsu, Ninjutsu, Summoning. Summons four pure lightning strikes from the skies to be casted down upon any target that the caster sees fit. Is not to be used in succession. So powerful that it's been called the judgement of the Thunder God upon the world. Chakra...is halved by the number of beacons used in an area," Samui read and Naruto's finger stopped.
"It's more than likely this. Come on, we have to get this to A-Jiji right now," Naruto said holding up the scroll. Samui agreed and the two were about to run out of the room before they turned around.
"Tell me what?" A asked coming into the room with Darui and C behind him. Naruto and Samui wondered why those two were here, but didn't really pay them any mind. Right now Naruto placed the scroll down while A looked over his shoulder.
"This A-Jiji. This jutsu right here. I'm sure that this is the one that Izanagi-teme used," Naruto said and everyone's eyes trailed down it and read it off silently while Naruto offered A his explanation.
"A-Jiji, I found out that the Kingdom of Rōran and Uzushiogakure were in close relations. They were able to make a seal that not only acted as a storage seal, but also as a chakra beacon. Izanagi must've known this or this jutsu wouldn't have worked at all. In fact, if it didn't work it would've killed him entirely. The Shodaime Raikage was the only one to use this jutsu before banning it. One due to chakra exhaustion and the collateral damage, harm to oneself, and threat against nature. I also looked in some other books of a jutsu that was classified if it filled those three requirements and there is. It's a technique of new jutsu known as Shinreiton no Jutsu. They were banned in all five villages by the Shodaime of each village upon their discovery. It's why there isn't something like it taught in the academies," Naruto said pausing to take a breath while C looked down.
"Still you said that this acts as a beacon right? A beacon for what?" C asked and Naruto was more than happy to tell him.
"And how did Izanagi manage it?" Darui then asked after C and Naruto nodded again before A told his guards to withhold their questions and let Naruto explain.
"These beacons act upon a single person's chakra reserves. They will only activate for this purpose if the person allows it. What Izanagi must've done was make an exact seal and plant it somewhere in Kumo. He then filled it with chakra, his chakra specifically, and he let them just stay there over the years. If he could still walk around Kumo freely then it was before he was a missing-nin. That means that, he's been storing his chakra inside of it for...17 years," Naruto said while everyone narrowed their eyes.
"See when he released the jutsu then the lightning corresponded to the four seals that he placed around the village, but the thing is that the scroll states that user's chakra needed to use the technique is halved by how many seals he uses. But the thing about this seal is that, it's part of a 20-part seal formula. That means that...," Naruto trailed off and Darui widened his visible eye.
"That he placed four other seals in each individual village. And with the chakra being stored for 17 years then it would be devastating while almost requiring no chakra at all," Darui said before C stopped him.
"But an S-rank jutsu isn't easy to perform. How is that he was able to? I'm from the Rai clan and I know the seals on our bodies more than anyone else in this village besides Hakura and Izanagi. If he used that jutsu then it would kill him indefinitely," C said before Samui spoke.
"That was if he only used one seal. Little brother said that his chakra is halved each time by the number of seals that he uses. If he used 20 seals then...even a genin could use this jutsu," Samui said in realization and Naruto nodded.
"The lightning would be attracted to the built up power in the seals and they would strike their targets. I had Fu-chan give me an overlay of the village and Omoi got me a map of what Kumo looked like 17 years ago. That spot to the far right. That's where the Raikage Mansion used to be. A-Jiji had this mansion not been relocated. You and everyone else in this building would have died indefinitely," Naruto said to him and A growled. He slammed the desk that Naruto had the scroll on and cursed.
"Is there anything that can be done?" A asked and Naruto shrugged his shoulders.
"I don't know. There isn't enough of Kaa-chan or Tou-chan's scrolls to actually try and find anything. If I ever had a chance to find something then I'd have to go there, to Uzushiogakure for anything to find," Naruto answered and everyone grew silent.
"You have to go back to the Land of Eddies. You're going to go...home," Samui said and Naruto nodded. In truth he was scared to even think of going back, but now wasn't the time to be scared of anything.
"Very well, Naruto starting tomorrow, you, Darui, Samui, Fu and Atsui will go to Uzushiogakure and find anything that can be hidden," A said and Naruto nodded with a bow as did Samui before a VOLT anbu came through the door in a rush.
"Raikage-sama, urgent news. I have just met with Yugito Nii and Fu-san. The former states that Akatsuki had tried to apprehend her in the place where we told her to investigate," he said and Naruto instantly shot up. Everyone else was too overwhelmed by the shock that Akatsuki had actually gotten to them before Naruto raced out of the room and quickly towards the Raikage's office. Everyone else followed him the rest of the way.
Naruto quickly opened the door and was shocked to see Yugito slightly huffing along with Fu. The blonde quickly walked up to Yugito and wrapped his arms around her.
"Oh good, you're alright. Man they just told us. Don't scare me like that!" Naruto grumbled cutely while Yugito smiled at her boyfriend's concern over her.
"Sorry Naruto-kun, but I managed to get away just in time. Don't worry about me. I'll try not to worry you next time," Yugito responded as the two blondes kissed. Fu grimaced and rolled her eyes.
"Can you two jabronis take that shit somewhere else?" Fu asked before they separated. Naruto grinned as he turned to Fu with sort of a mocking face.
"Jealous?" Naruto asked and Fu's eyebrow twitched. She tapped the chair she was sitting in before she chuckled darkly towards Naruto and finally decided to respond.
"You say that again to Fu, and she'll fuckin' smack the taste so far out of your mouth you won't get it back! Now if you don't take that somewhere else then you'll be getting a smiling Fu, getting up from this chair, taking out a kunai. You people might be knowing where I'm going with this," Fu said while Naruto and Yugito turned to see A and the others' amused faces.
"Shining that kunai up real nice. Turning it sideways, eat your fuckin vitamins, say your prayers, and sleep well as Fu will SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!" Fu suddenly shouted while Naruto let Yugito down to the ground. Everyone else chuckled at the act before A went back to Raikage Mode and asked for Yugito to explain everything and explain she did. She told about Zetsu and Kisame, the entire fight and how she got away. She said that she had trapped them in the place, but recent reports from the VOLT members said that they were gone to which Yugito had cursed.
"So they were trying to get in amongst the chaos," A said while Naruto narrowed his eyes. He was sure that Nagato would've told him about this if he was able, but something was stopping him from doing so. Naruto wasn't sure what that was, but it probably wasn't good. Nagato was supposed to be the leader of Akatsuki right? So what would make him stall in a response?
"Alright well Yugito I'm glad that you are fine. Excellent work, also Fu prepare to take a mission. You, Naruto, Darui, Samui and Atsui will be going to Uzushiogakure tomorrow and I want you all well rested. Now then, Yugito go and inform Bee of what happened to you and be sure to tell that idiot brother of mine to keep his guard up," A said and Yugito nodded before she quickly left and room and after her was everyone else.
With Naruto and Yugito
Yugito sighed as she tried massaging her shoulders. They were stiff from that fight and she was sure that if it wasn't for her fire powers then she would've died quite a few times there even with her Tailed Beast Mode. She was lucky to have it, but that little trick that Kisame had done to her where he attacked her feat had really startled her.
Naruto and Yugito came through the door to see Kyuubi fixing Nibi, who had just released herself, some lunch. She was initially surprised by the two jinchuuriki while Nibi plopped on the sofa.
"Kami, that was almost too close. I never want to do that again," she said while Kyuubi turned around.
"What happened?" she asked as Naruto walked over to her and offered Kyuubi a kiss to the lips. Something about the vixen wearing an apron was strangely exciting for him and Kyuubi noticed it before Naruto leaned back.
"Akatsuki tried to take Yugi-hime," Naruto said and Kyuubi twitched, but continued to monitor the food.
"I was just lucky that I managed to actually hold out. That guy isn't called the Monster of Kiri for nothing. Even though I could regenerate from his attacks I still lost a lot of chakra due to that sword of his," Yugito said while Kyuubi nodded.
"But at least you and Nibi got away," she said and Yugito agreed knowing full well that what Kyuubi said was the truth. Naruto let those words linger in his mind for a little bit before smiling. He had rummaged in his pockets for a bit and he felt it was as good a time as any. He had found them in his parent's vault. There were at least four dozen copies of it for future generations.
"Well I'm going to take a shower. I'm so sweaty," Nibi said and Kyuubi nodded before she went into the basement to go and get some spices leaving the two jinchuuriki alone. Yugito had her eyes clones before she felt Naruto lean against the couch next to her. She leaned her head against his shoulder and Naruto smiled while he intertwined their fingers.
"You really did scare me," Naruto said and Yugito smiled.
"I didn't mean to. I'll try not to anymore," she said and Naruto nodded with a small grin across his face. He then rummaged in his pockets and put a small yellow flower into Yugito's hair. She touched the flower and smiled.
"Does it suit me?" she asked and Naruto kissed her cheek.
"Very well, but do you know what suits you more?" Naruto asked and Yugito shook her head continuously waiting for Naruto to just tell her. The blonde grinned a wide one and whispered in her eyes.
"Being Mrs. Uzumaki-Namikaze," Naruto finished and Yugito's eyes shot open. She leaned up to stare at Naruto and the blonde gave his warmest smile.
"Yugito-chan, will you be my wife?"
KG: Yeah I had to go there. For this to actually work it has to go there. Also if you're confused about the Hidan thing then don't be. I tried to explain it well with her and sorry if you find it weird, but I saw a Hidan x Kakuzu fic and it seemed to work out so I tried it with Izanagi. Umm Akatsuki is quite divided right now. I would like o thank Ryūsuke1245 for his help in helping me come up with a name for the next level of jutsu beyond Kinjutsu. Also I might as well tell you since I sort of hinted to it, but all the shodaime Hokage had Shinreiton jutsus in their arsenal before they were taken out.
KG: I also hope I didn't make Yugito too weak against Kisame especially with her Tailed Beast Mode. I tried more or less to think of how the fight with Hidan and Kakuzu went. It doesn't say how long the fight went on, but it seemed short I think. So I just hurried it a little. And what do you think Naruto will find in Uzushiogakure? Oh I have an idea. Hehehe, but now, I have (Gulp) in-laws to meet.
(Knock on the door)
Rachel: That's them!
KG: Oh dear god.
(Door opens)
Mother: Hmm this house could be better. Makes me wonder what his source of income is.
Father: I think it's nice.
Mother: Shut up.
Father: Yes dear.
Rachel: Hi mom. Hi dad.
Mother: Rachel, it's nice to see you baby. Ugh, what are you wearing?! I didn't raise you that way!
Rachel: What? My fiend hunter outfit. I think I look good in it.
Mother: Oh why couldn't you be like Alma and marry a nice rich man with a big house.
Rachel: Cause I'd be shallow if I did.
Father: Just like your mother.
Mother: (glares) Rachel, who are you living with? Let me see this man.
KG: Hello miss.
Mother: And who are you?
KG: My name is KyuubiGoku. Sorry, but for my own reasons I won't be telling you my real name. I am Rachel's boyfriend and the one who provides for her.
Rachel: That's right mother. He really does.
Mother: Hmph, you could do better. Look at those sloppy pants and shirt. That sloppy hair. Ugh and don't get me started that he is walking around bare-footed.
KG: Meh, my house my way of living.
Naruto: Who's here?
KG: In-laws!
Naruto:...I'm not here!
KG: (Mumbles) Lucky one.
Father: Well he seems alright. I like him
KG: I'm sorry what?
Father: Yeah I like you. You don't seem so bad. For one you don't seem like the type to stay out late.
KG: Nah, that night life isn't for me. My motto for nighttime partying is 'if it happens past midnight then it's bound to end in a car crash'. I want to avoid such things.
Mother: So you stay cooped up in this house?
KG: No, I have a life. I have Rachel-chan here and I currently work at my Father's company. I also have my work as an author that generates income.
Mother: Oh you're literate. Well that's always good. What do you right?
KG: (Turns to Rachel)
Rachel: (Nods)
KG: Ahem, I write Ero-literature.
Mother: WHAT! Such blatant scandalism!
KG: Huh? No it's not scandalism. It's using your mind to do what you want.
Mother: Rachel, pack your bags you are going home with us!
Rachel: Like hell I am. I'm staying here.
Mother: You can't talk to me that way!
Father: Wait, let me read this book. I want to see it.
KG: (Shrugs) Here old man. This one is called "Tales of the Romance Symphony".
Father: Hmmm, ohhhhh, whoa. I see so that's what that is. Mmmm, wow. (Closes book) That was just two chapters. Really? On her boss's desk?
KG: Yep, and if you go further then you will see that she and the male will also have it done during an opera where they sit behind stainless, and sound-proof windows and doors.
Father: (Gulp) Well honey let's go. I think he's got it under control.
Mother: Absolutely not! I will not leave my daughter in the care of this...
Father: Than you for your time. Also, mind if I subscribe to you?
KG: Oh family is free. Benefits and all.
Father: Yep, you're going to be a wonderful stepson. (both leave)
Rachel; You didn't tell them that you based that book off of us?
KG: Why spill it all? Besides I need more for my next book.
Rachel: Which is called what?
KG: "The Big Soldier That Could"
Rachel: What am I going to do with you?
KG: DO ME! (Picks her up) Let's go baby! (Runs off) Oh wait. Well that's all people, hope you lied it. Stay breezy, protect what's important to you, review and SEND ME CREAM SODA! Also please, do something. It's nothing major. It's a small thing. Could you please just...umm...what was it? Oh yeah RESPECT DA' CREAM FOOLS! (Runs off) See yall later. What? Why are you still here? Get that camera out of our room! You pervs! (Slams the door).