A smart man knew when he had upset his mate. But a wise man went to see her with a peace offering.
This was what Sakumo did two in a half hours later when he walked into his bedroom to wake Uzu up. Two in a half hours, it seemed like a fucking life time since Kakashi had run out of the house and drove off so that he could spend some alone time with Uzu and get to know her better. He pushed the door open and tip toed across the room and set the plate of food that he had brought for her down on the bed side table along with the canned soda that he had pulled from the fridge and nervously rubbed his hands on his dusty jeans. Trying to wipe off the sweat.
He was wary of pushing her to be in the same room with him after earlier. After all, she had promised that she was going to smack him and Kakashi both. And to be perfectly honest, after how they had treated her, she had every right too. They had acted impulsively and could have hurt her very badly. Part of him still feared that they might have.
He knelt on the mattress next to her and reached out and brushed some of her hair back from her face. Uzu frowned in her sleep and moaned softly as she stirred. He leaned down and brushed his lips across her cheek then her lips and was slightly startled when she kissed him back for a second before opening her eyes. "Saku?"
He pulled back a little bit and licked his lips, tasting her on his lips as he made a humming sound and moved back so that she could sit up if she wanted too. "What time is it?" Uzu asked in a sleepy sexy tone as she rubbed her eyes for a second then pushed herself upright a little bit and shivered as the covers rasped over her breasts causing them to ache strangely. Sakumo looked at the clock.
"Two forty five."
"Hn. No wonder I'm hungry."
Sakumo said nothing as he looked back at her, his expression blank as he noticed her shiver. "Are you feeling okay? Dizzy? Weak? In pain?" He asked because Kakashi wasn't around right now to ask her, and he was worried that she might be suffering in some way.
"I feel...fine." Her body felt a little overly warm and was aching but other than that she was fine.
Sakumo reached out and put his hand on the back of her neck and brushed the skin with his thumb. "If you're lying to me Uzu, I'm going to be pissed."
"I-I'm not lying." Uzu said as she twisted her head around a little bit to look at him. His lips curved up a little bit and he let his hand fall away from her and sat down on the edge of the bed and picked up the plate of food and set it down in her lap. She blinked at the food then looked back at him.
"I get to eat in bed?"
"Yeah, I figured that you may be too tired or sore to move for the time being."
"Oh... Thanks." Uzu said politely as she picked up half of the sand which that he had brought for her and started to take a bite when he turned on the radio and stretched out on the bed next to her, bracing his feet against the head board and folded his arms under his head and stared at the ceiling as 'Too Late' started to play.
Uzu took a bite of her food and quietly hummed along to the song and Sakumo closed his eyes for a second and smiled. This was nice. He couldn't remember ever just sitting with someone like this, listening to the radio and saying nothing yet enjoying the company of the one that he was with.
Maybe this is what Kakashi had had in mind when he had left earlier. And if it was then maybe Sakumo would only break oneof his legs instead of them both. He lay there, focusing on the soft musical sound of Uzu's humming and felt himself starting to drift off when Uzu tugged on his shirt sleeve. He cracked an eye open and looked at her. "Is something wrong Sweetness?"
"Have you eaten anything yet?"
"No." Sakumo said as he watched the blanket slip down a little bit giving him a nice view of her swollen breasts. She had to be uncomfortable with her body in that condition. He thought as he went on to say. "I'll eat something once your done."
"Oh. Did you bring something with you?"
He snickered and opened his eyes so that she could see him looking at her and gave her a hot once over. Uzu squeaked and flushed. He couldn't be serious. He wasn't going to do anything to her after what he and Kakashi had done earlier. Was he? "No...I didn't bring anything with me." But he already knew what he wanted.
Uzu snorted and decided to needle him a little bit. "What so rubbing naughty bits with your son while sharing the same woman wasn't enough?"
Sakumo stiffened a little bit and pushed himself upright on his elbows and gave her a dark look. Rubbing naughty bits? She made what they had done earlier sound like something dirty... His ears twitched a little bit and he made a low feral sound in the back of his throat. She was teasing him, he could see it from her expression since she wasn't bothering to hide her smile from him, yet the way she was teasing him made things sound really, really fucked up.
Too fucked up for his taste.
"You make things sound wrong."
"Well it isn't exactly normal typical father son behavior."
Well, she had him there. But she still didn't seem to understand that he and Kakashi weren't completely human, so they didn't exactly behave like average typical humans. Sure they looked human enough, but once you really got to know them they had some really, really weird habits and quirks that made them difficult to be near sometimes.
They were animals, just animals capible of speech and higher reasoning. They didn't discriminate between genders, or age, or race. If they liked something or someone then they liked them with all of their being. They might get a little carried away with their 'like' from time to time but that was only because humans couldn't sense danger and ill intentions like they could.
And when they fell in love-they fell hard. The chemistry that they felt, the feelings of desire, and need, were instant. Their need to be close to that person and claim them as their own often times over came their common sense.
"No. It's not typical behavior, but it's normal to us." Sakumo said lightly, feeling the need to at least argue with her a little bit.
"I've been meaning to ask why stuff like that is normal to you."
"You've noticed the furry ears and tail right? Things like what we did earlier is normal to us because we're not completely human."
Uzu set her plate aside and he sighed and sat up and picked it up and set it on the bedside table to keep what was left on it from spilling out onto his bed. "So because you have furry ears and a tail, things like that are normal?" Uzu asked stupidly, his explanation wasn't making much sense to her.
Sakumo sighed. Maybe a different explanation would be best. "Have you ever watched animal planet?"
"Yeah. I've seen the special on wolves, foxes, deer, lions and tigers..."
"Have you ever payed really close attention to their mating habits?"
Uzu blinked at him and nodded slowly as she recalled seeing several specials about certain animals and their mating habits. She's seen at least two specials where the male alpha mounted his sister or something to that effect and she turned bright pink in mortification. "You've never mounted your sister have you?" She asked out of the blue. Sakumo sputtered coughed and turned blood red.
"What?" That had to be the most disturbing and outragous question anyone had ever asked him. He wasn't sure if he liked the way that this conversation was going but at least she was sort of on the right track.
Sort of.
"I don't have any sisters!"
Uzu turned a deeper shade of pink and stared at him through eyes as big as saucers and he stared at her with a mortified expression on his face. Oh dear god he could practically see the wheels in her head turning. Don't ask. If there is a god in heaven then he won't let her-
"Your brother?"
He jumped up off of the bed and glared at her and growled, "NEVER!" He didn't have any brothers!
"Oh. Well. I'm assuming that you have a reason for bringing up animal planet. So what is it?"
He growled at her. "I brought it up to see if you had noticed certain similarities in the animals behavior and in mine and Kakashi's."
Uzu got quiet for a second and thinned her lips then smiled. Deciding to toy with him a little bit more. "So you've mounted Kashi a time or two-" Sakumo made a choking sound as his eyes widened and he pushed himself upright so quickly that he toppled himself right off of the bed. He hit the floor with a dull thud and said in an outraged tone. "Oh that poor man. To be at the total mercy of someone like you."
"I'm calling Kakashi. I'm calling him and I'm telling him what you just said and we will band together and-"
"And live out every yaoi fan girls wet dream." Uzu said when he paused to take a breath and grinned as she planted the idea in his mind while he wasn't paying attention to anything but his rant.
"Ye-No! No! We are going to do terrible things to you in retaliation for that joke honey!"
"I'm shaking here."
"You should be!" Sakumo growled at her as he peeked over the side of the best at her, his ears flattened back against his head as he dug his cell phone out and flipped it open.
"I am." Uzu assured him with a smile.
"I'm detecting sarcasm in your tone." Sakumo said warningly.
"Oh. I wasn't aware that I was being sarcastic." Uzu said innocently as she pushed the covers back and moved to get out of bed. Sakumo sank down a little bit and let her step over him as he glared at her back as she started walking. His eyes drawn automatically to the sway of her hips.
"Where are you going?" He asked curiously, wondering where she was going when they had been in the middle of an argument. Uzu stopped just shy of the door and turned her body slightly to look at him.
"I'm going to go take a shower and get dressed. Is there a problem with that?"
He glared at her a little more and made a small almost whining sound. OH FUCKING GOD! She was using physiological warfare on him! It was his first date with his late wife all over again. It was horrible! This was horrible because she had him by the balls and from the look on her pretty face, she knew it!
He looked away from her to his cell phone and quietly debated with himself. Call Kashi. Or have revenge sex. Call Kashi. Or have revenge sex.
Uzu stared at him a second or so longer before sighing and shrugging her shoulders and started walking again and he swore and tossed his cell on the bed and jumped up and took off down the hall after her.
Okay, so he was a sucker for woman who used physiological warfare. It was as hot as it was infuriating. So naturally revenge sex won out.