Dear Nico,

Can you get Internet in the underworld?

-Percy Jackson, son of the sea god.

Dear Percy,

No! I can't! It's not like I'm sitting in my dad's palace right now, typing on the computer that I can't use because there's no Internet. Oh, and I'm not emailing you either because there's no Internet down here.

-Nico DiAngelo, son of Hades.

Dear Nico,

Really! I would have come down there and installed a network! Maybe I would need an electrician, but I could do it.

-Percy Jackson.

Dear Percy,

Please note the sarcasm.

-Nico DiAngelo.