A/N: This chapter take place during 'New Challengers...'.I'd like to thank Mr. Green 37 (All in one word) for giving me his OC Team. Enjoy.
Amity Coliseum:
"3... 2... 1..." Counted down Port.
"BEGIN!" Yelled Port as All four members of JNPR charge forward, but only three fighters from BRNZ do the same; the beanie-wearing May turns around and heads into the trees, cocking her weapon. In the center of the field, leader Brawnz delivers a knee kick to Pyrrha's shield that sends her skidding back, right before she blocks the claws on his fists with her xiphos. She jerks her sword away and makes him leap back, just as the sniper jumps up into the branches of the forest with the bladed butt of her sniper rifle. Lie Ren readies his StormFlower to attack Nolan, who almost gets blindsided by Nora's swing with Magnhild before he ducks under the attack and attempts to hit her with his cattle prod. The sniper girl finally takes aim from her spot and manages to fire off two rounds near Ren, destroying the rocks behind him. Jaune manages to block the buzzsaw gloves of Roy with his own shield before he notices the bullets flying and sees the glint of the gun in the leaves.
"R-R-Retreat!" Yelled Jaune stumbling over his words.
Ren glances back at his leader as a shot hits the ground by his feet. He and Nora start running back into the mountains as Jaune and Pyrrha cover their escape by blocking the bullets with their shields. The four leap over a rocky outcropping for cover.
"What do we do?" Asked Pyrrha looking over at Jaune as Jaune started to think.
Jaune looked over the edge to see the melee fighters closing in. "Spread out! Try to keep moving!" his team follows this just as Brawnz lands a punch on Jaune's shield.
May gets even higher in the tree and smiles from behind her scope as she looks at the fight below. Brawnz and Pyrrha continue to duke it out while Nolan slowly advances on Ren when he slides into his path. The prod-wielding warrior looks back at the trees and nods to his hidden ally, who shoots at Ren's feet again and makes him jump around trying to dodge them. Just as he lands, Nolan hits him upside the head with his weapon, and is able to miss the retaliatory kick with another blow to the knee and a final hit to the chest using the business end of his prod. Electricity shoots through Ren's body before he collapses to the ground beside his childhood friend.
"Ren!" Yelled Nora turning to her childhood friend. Scowling, Nora takes a swing at Nolan, who promptly dodges it and again unleashes his weapon's power into her corset, though this causes a quite different reaction from the grinning redhead.
"Oh-ho! Looks like one of my favorite students, Nora Valkyrie, is charging up to use her Semblance!" Said Port on the giant hologram screen overhead.
"What?" Asked Nolan looking up at the screen.
"Yes, Ms. Valkyrie's Semblance lets her produce, as well as channel, electrical energy straight to her muscles! This allows her to jump explosively into the air, wield her mighty hammer, or in this case, absorb Nolan's attacks and send the young man flying!" Said Oobleck as Nolan looked back at Nora panicked.
"What?!"
Nolan finally takes his cattle prod away, but the damage is done: Nora flexes her arms as pink lightning is seen coursing through her body. Nolan attempts to lift his hands up in surrender, but thunder starts sparking from Nora's Aura as she rushes at him. There's a split-second where Nolan's horrified face and Nora's victorious smile are seen close-up on the sides of the screens before the hammer hits head-on and Nolan bounces back across the field, crashing through a rock and staying there when he's stopped moving.
Jaune looks back at the mountaintop on his team's side as a dark storm cloud appears over it, cackling with lightning. He looks over at his energized teammate.
"Nora! Get to the mountain!" Said Jaune pointing to the mountain.
"You got it!" Said Nora saluting as she climbed up the mountain.
"Ren! Try and distract the sniper!" Ordered Jaune as.
As another shot nearly misses his head, he slouches, sarcastically replying "Sure... Why not." Said Ren sarcastically as he obeyed.
The remaining three members of JNPR run forward as Nora hops up and rapidly ascends the mountain. Roy throws the saws from his gloves into Jaune's shield, which still manages to bend the metal and slam the leader's own defense in his face before the weapons return back to their master. Pyrrha gets up close to him, and he delivers a series of spinning swings with his arms into Akoúo̱ as Jaune shakes off his disorientation and charges into battle yet again.
"Yeah! Go get 'em, Jaune!" Said Ruby from her seat.
"Well, he's certainly improved." Commented Weiss.
"Yeah, but he ain't got nothing on Pyrrha!" Said Yang.
"They all seemed to be quite skilled." Commented Double D.
"Yeah, who knew that Nora could absorb electricity like that? That's pretty awesome!" Said Eddy.
"Like Thor!" Said Ed.
Back in the fight, Yang's statement is proven true with Pyrrha taking on both Brawnz and Roy, delivering a kick to one as she deftly dodges and blocks the discs of the other, throwing her javelin to distract the latter while she somersaults back to use both feet in landing a blow on Brawnz. May attempts to shoot Ren while he dashes his way toward her position, leaping out of the way of her shots, the flying saws, and even sliding under Pyrrha before he runs at Nolan, weapons blasting until he's close enough to start swinging his blades away. He ducks and deflects each of the cattle prod's attempted hits until he manages to hold it in the pistol's blades and double kicks his opponent, giving him the opportunity to catch Nolan's weapon in his own as the prod is forced behind Nolan's head and leaves him trapped. Ren hides behind the teammate of the sniper, who stops aiming at him and lifts her barrel up to another target.
"Nora!" Said Ren who was struggling with Nora.
As catches Brawnz's claws with his blade while Nora lifts herself higher and higher to the top "Pyrrha! Up!"
His partner rushes towards him, dodge rolling to avoid a launched saw until she bounds over Brawnz and lands on Jaune's shield. He manages to throw her into the air with her own shield raised to block the kill-shot aimed at Nora. This gives the redhead just enough time reach the peak, and she lifts her hammer up as a bolt of lightning hits the weapon directly. She changes it back into grenade-launching form and pops the front off to reveal six explosives that shoot out over the field in a heart-shaped formation onto the sniper. The poor girl barely has time to gawk before she leaps over to a nearby tree just as the one she was in goes up in pink flames, leaving only a giant scorch mark billowing smoke to block out the coughing sniper's view. She jumps down from the branches just as her three teammates look up and behind them at Nora coming down on them like a meteor, slamming her hammer into the ground and sending the enemies back at the feet of their disoriented teammate.
"This is it, guys! Let's finish 'em with team attacks! Ren! Nora! Flower Power!" Yelled Jaune as he raised his sword.
"Wait, what?" Asked Nora.
Jaune lowered his blade as he looks back at his befuddled team "F-Flower Power." His lost friends shrug. "That's your team attack name!"
"Since when?" Asked Ren.
"Guys, we've been over this!" Jaune gesturing at his teammates, not noticing the other team getting up, ready to fight again "Flower Power is Ren and Nora! Ren brings a flower, Nora brings the power!"
"How do I bring a flower?" Asked Ren rubbing the back of his head with one of his guns, confused.
"What are they doing?! I'm gonna lose the bet if they keep yammering like that!" Yelled Eddy
"No, silly, not a flower! Flour, like in baking!" Said Nora.
"Why would I bring that?" Asked Ren.
"I- Uh- No, it's your symbol!" Said Jaune.
"Sooo, what are we?" Asked Pyrrha.
"Sorry! I just want to make sure it's clearly defined." Said Pyrrha as Jaune was trying to be patient while Team BRNZ looks more confused than their opponents.
"Pyrrha, you and I are Arkos. It's that thing, when we take our shields? Remember?"
""Arkos"?"
"Yeah! It's our names put together!" Said Jaune.
"Right, no, I get it..." Said Pyrrha.
"What, do you not like it?" Asked Jaune.
"No, no! It's... good?" Said Pyrrha.
"Mmm, I sense hesitation." Whispered Nora to Ren.
"Hey!" Yelled Brawnz as Team JNPR looks back with a collective "Huh?"
"What do you think you're doing!?"
"Trying to have a team meeting, thank you very little!" Said Jaune as if it was extremely obvious.
"Yeah! Team ears only!" Said Nora pointing to her own ears to demonstrate.
Brawnz looks at his shrugging teammates before he goes back to yelling "WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT!"
"AND WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION! WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT THAT!?" Yelled Jaune turning back and yelling.
"Um, Jaune?" Said Pyrrha.
"Yes, Pyrrha?" Asked Jaune annoyed.
"I think that he means that we're all in the middle of a fight." Said Pyrrha the sound of the crowds around them come back in full volume as Jaune remembers the real situation.
"Ugh..." Said Jaune putting his sword up to his forehead in exasperation. "Nora, just... hit them with the hammer."
"Got it." Said Nora with an evil smirk on his face.
"Wait, what?!" Asked Brawnz.
Before anyone can react, Nora jumps over in front of Team BRNZ, then brings her hammer around to collide with all four screaming fighters as they soar straight into the forcefield surrounding the arena's rim, sliding down to the ground with arms and legs in bent positions they really shouldn't be.
"Well, that can't be good for their health." Said Double D as Ed turned to him.
"The light doesn't get any greener, Double D."
"HAHA! I won the bet!" Said Eddy putting his hands up into peace signs victoriously.
"Well... I believe we're next anyway. We better get down there." Said Double D as he stood up along with the other Ed's.
"Good luck guys!" Said Ruby.
"Go get 'em Ed!" Said Yang.
"They won't see what hit them." Said Blake. But as the Ed's were walking, they were stopped.
"Eddy, wait." Eddy turned around to immediately see it was Weiss who walked up to him and kissed him on the lips. As they separated Weiss smiled at Eddy as she said.
"Good luck, Eddy. I know you can beat them." Eddy was blushing as he was smiling at her, mumbling.
"N-no prob Weiss..." Said Eddy as he turned around to his two other friends that were just staring at him.
"What are ya guys waiting for?! Let's get down there and kick some butt! WHOO!" Said Eddy as he ran and grabbed Ed and Double D and started running.
"I think I'm gonna be sick!" Said Double D.
"I'm in my happy place Double D!" Said Ed.
"And with that, it appears Team JNPR wins by knockout, literally! ...Can someone go make sure they're okay?" Asked Port.
At the appropriately-named Crow Bar, a gray-haired figure in a tattered red cloak is sitting at the counter with a collection of empty glasses to his side. He takes a swig from another drink as he looks up at the screen above, displaying an image of the victors with the caption "Team JNPR Defeats Team BRNZ!" with three kids sanding outside.
The Bartender wipes the surface of a glass in his hands as he says "Huh, those kids weren't half bad!"
The black haired man merely lets out a "Meh" as he raises the beverage back to his lips.
"Ah, well, Vacuo fans are sure to be hurting after that one. But don't leave us just yet! Because the next round is going to be between Team EEE of Beacon versus Team HERO of Atlas!" Said Port as the two teams entered the blank arena. The Ed's walked in from one side as Team HERO walked in from the other side.
HERO consisted of, from left to right, a black and blue haired boy with a short nose and cleft chin, standing around 5'11, wearing a Black Sentai Suit with dark blue accents. The weapons he was holding consisted of two gauntlets that contain lightning dust in the finger tips, and energy blasters in the palms.
Another boy was standing beside him wearing a dark purple trenchcoat, black pants and tee-shirt, purple shoes, having a long face, standing around 6'1 tall, and wore a headband. The weapons in his hands consisted of a beam saber style Naginata that had the capability of transforming into a beam rifle.
Standing next to her was a girl who was wearing a pair of gauntlets that had three long claws around her knuckle area sheathed in them along with wrist mounted shotguns. She was short, about 5'4, white hair, being a wolf Faunus, and wears an elegant white dress and sneakers.
And finally the last girl at the very right was wearing mostly punk styled clothes, all black with red accents, along with twin pig tails. Looks like the boy on the very left minus the chin along with holding a warhammer that has the capability of transforming into an M60.
"Now, how about introductions? Team EEE consists of (from left to right) Eddy, Edd or Double D as he's most well known as, and Ed. All of them being led by Eddy. Now before you question why there isn't a fourth member of the team, they simply don't have one. But to make up for that these three boys have astonishing power along with Headmaster Ozpin of Beacon himself allowing the team of three to remain so." Said Oobleck.
"Of course Oobleck, but lets not forget that any Team could pack a wallop in battle! On the opposite side of the ring, (from left to right) is Team HERO of Atlas consisting of Harvy Mávros, Eien Murasaki, Rachel Belly Volk, and Opal Mávros. Led by... Harvy Mávros!" Announced Port.
The two teams stood there and stared at one another silently for about another second, until one of them decided to speak up.
"Hey, were you guys the guys who fought that nutjob in the City of Vale yesterday?" Asked Harvy.
"Yup! We handled that creep with NO problem. Just me being my heroic self with my two lackies here." Said Eddy crossing his arms in pride, with Double D rolling his eyes.
"Ha, well I guess we'll figure out how tough you are when we actually fight. But... Can't say you'll leave not hurting..." Said Harvy in a cool matter.
"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" Asked Eddy smiling.
"Ohh... Big talk." Replied Harvy as Double D took a step forward.
"Don't mind him. I'm sure we will have a fair fight." Said Double D as he was interrupted by beautiful singing by the wolf Faunus as everyone turns to look at her. With her team mates looking at her a bit annoyed. She stopped as she looked at her team and the opposing team.
"Really, Rachel?..." Asked the girl on the very right known as Opal.
"... What? I like to practice my singing anywhere I go. Especially before a fight, it gets your blood pumpin!" Said Rachel
"And besides, why WOULDN'T I sing in front of a huge crowd like this? And show off my AMAZING singing voice?" Asked Rachel looking at the crowd around her.
"Because it shows everyone how cocky you are." Said the boy on the very left named Eien.
"You forgot incredibly annoying." Muttered Opal.
"I love you guys too!" Cheered Rachel as Opal and Eien rolled their eyes. All the while Harvy was making poses for the crowd.
"I guess we've finally found someone who's more cocky then Eddy." Said Double D.
"I wish I had a turtle shell." Said Ed out of nowhere as Opal and Eien gave him a weird looks as the holographic roulette shows up again, landing on a green image of several trees until the real thing emerges from below on the Ed's side. The Ed's look behind them as Eddy said.
"Meh, I'm pretty sure we can work with this. With Ed practically already being a gorilla and all." Commented Eddy as on Team HERO's side the holographic roulette shows up as it randomly starts. Landing on a blue symbol of tidal waves as the sandy beach and pirate ship wreck rises into the arena.
"Good luck Eddy!" Yelled out Weiss.
"You too Ed!" Said Yang.
"And you Double D..." Called out Blake, but not too loud. Eien looked over at Double D quizzically until he asked.
"Wait... Were you the guy that was in the orange metal suit while fighting the robots?" Asked Eien looking at Double D.
"Umm... Well, yes." Said Double D a bit hesitantly as Eien's face turned into one of delight.
"And you made that all by yourself?"
"Yes."
"That's... Amazing! You gotta tell me how you managed to made the suit so responsive to movement and how you were able to ad all those moving parts onto it!" Said Eien excited as Double D smiled back.
"Of course." Said Double D.
"Looks like you met someone who's just as much of a nerd as you are Eien." Said Harvy.
"Shut up." Replied Harvy.
"Hey Ed, looks like they got water on their side. You know what that means Monobrow?" Asked Eddy nudging Ed.
"More splish splash take a bath?" Asked Ed smiling.
"More splish splash take a bath. But with them! Not me and Double D." Confirmed Eddy.
"Hey cutie!" Double D looked over to the wolf Faunus of Team HERO Rachel as she started to speak to the genius.
"Hope you put up a good fight during the battle. And afterwards, what would ya think about going out sometime? Just you, and me.." Said Rachel as Double D started to blush and Blake from the stands started to visibly get very angry. The rest of RWBY noticed this as they all tried to back off from their angry teammate. Both Teams took out their weapons as they got into their battle positions, ready to fight.
"3... 2... 1... BEGIN!" Announced Port as HERO and EEE jumped at one another, prepared to battle until.
"Wait! Hold on!" The Ed's stopped running as they made their stop along with the rest of Team ERO, ERO looked back to see their team leader holding out his hand.
"Harvy, what are you doing?" Asked Opal.
"What is this?" Asked Eddy as he stepped forward.
"We're all Hunters here right? Neither of us are killers, this is just a friendly fight. So what do ya say?" Asked Harvy as he still held his hand out as Eddy still looked at him cautiously.
"This is just a sign of good sportsmanship. We respect each other during and after a fight." Said Harvy as Eddy let his guard down and grabbed the leaders hand.
"Good luck." Said Harvy.
"Likewise." Responded Eddy. But immediately regretted his decision as he saw Harvy crack a smile.
(ZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!)
Harvy's gauntlets shocked Eddy and Ed and Double D as it sent them flying back.
"I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book!" Laughed Harvy. "What's with you man?"
"I must say Eddy, I expected you to be more clever then that." Said Double D as he was getting up.
"Shut up and fight, Sockhead!" Yelled Eddy as the two teams sped at each other and collided their weapons. Eddy fought against Harvy as they moved their fight into the wooded area. With Harvy constantly trying to hit Eddy with the gauntlet Dust infused fingertips of his weapons as he tried to strike Eddy down with ice and fire Dust destroying and freezing trees around them. All the while Eddy was dodging and blocking the majority of the attacks while letting out a barrage of his own. That was until Eddy got up close to Harvy and landed five good hits in, slashing him across the chest. But missed his sixth time as Harvy jumped out of the way as Eddy sliced through a tree instead. Eddy looked around perplexed as he asked.
"Where did ya go?" Eddy looked behind him as he saw a metal fist come straight towards his face as it sent him flying though the trees and off to a more grassy clearing of the battlefield.
As Eddy picked himself up, he looked back to see that Ed was fighting Opal and Rachel. With Ed using his mighty Flipper, but it could only last so long against Opal the heavy fighter with her Warhammer and Rachel the speed fighter with the three long claws of her gauntlets out as Ed was trying to block them. As Eddy looked to the left of them he saw Double D as he was using his Magnifying Glass in his saber form against Eien using his semblance to summon energy spheres around him to launch at Double D. But luckily Double D was fast enough to block the other genius' attacks. But Eien got lucky as he as he managed to hit Double D sending him flying into a tree splitting it.
"I'm sorry, I honestly don't like to hurt a fellow scientist." Said Eien as Double D picked himself up from the ground and transformed his Magnifying Glass back into it's original form.
"Me neither." Said Double D as he quickly loaded up ice Dust and shot it at Eien freezing him in place. "Thank heavens for Aura." Said Double D as he turned back around and saw Eddy lying on the ground. He immediately dashed over to him and tried to help him up.
"Eddy, are you alright?" Asked Double D as he helped Eddy up as Eddy said.
"DOUBLE D! RUN!" They both look behind them to see Harvy flying in using his gauntlets to start blasting at Double D and Eddy as they started running.
"HE CAN FLY?!" Yelled Double D.
"Your the only ones running pals, I CAN FLYYYYY!" Yelled Harvy as he was still blasting his palm repulsers at Double D and Eddy who were still running. As the two continued to run they ran closer and closer to Ed who was battling the two girls. Ed managed to block Rachel's claws then kick her a foot back as he then fought Opal who was strong with her Warhammer. Colliding it with Ed's flipper several times creating several powerful shockwaves that resonated throughout the field. That was until Opal managed to hit Ed three times in the head as she then transformed her Warhammer into an M60 as she shot Ed in the chest sending him tumbling back as he quickly got back up on his feet.
"Ouch." Was all Ed could say as Rachel ran up to Opal with her claws out as she yelled.
"Opal! Toss me!" Opal cooperated as she grabbed ahold of her teammate and launched her into the air heading directly towards Ed. She had her claws out along with a predatory smile and her razor sharp claws out as she was also firing her shotgun blasts at Ed which actually managed to hit him. As Ed was trying to straighten up from the damage, he looked up to see that the wolf Faunus girl was still falling from the sky ready to tear Ed apart. Ed was thinking of how to react as he then heard a familiar voice coming closer to him.
"Lumpy! Do move 23!" Yelled Eddy as Ed quickly turned his head to see Double D and Eddy were running away as they were being chased by a flying Harvy.
"Were are you two running for? I just wanna show you something!" Laughed Harvy as he was still firing his energy blasts from his palms. Ed smiled as he turned back around to see the girl was only inches above his head. Ed quickly reached out his hands and grabbed the girl by the arms as he started to spin her around.
"Hey, what are you- Stop it! I'm gonna get sick!" Yelled Rachel as Ed finally tossed her into Harvy as she collided with him and they both landed in the forest.
"Tag! Your it!" Said Ed happily.
"We're not going to go down that easily!" Yelled Eien as he picked himself back up and dashed towards Eddy, firing his energy spheres at Eddy which Eddy managed to deflect with his Swordfish as they were flying back at Eien. But luckily Eien managed to dodge them.
"LOSER!" Yelled Cardin from the seats. But Eddy barely heard him as he looked over at Double D and asked.
"Did you hear something?" Edd merely shrugged his shoulders. But that's when Eddy's Scroll rang as he picked it up.
"Hello?"
"I said your a LOSER!" Yelled the voice that was clearly Cardin.
"...Who is this?" Asked Eddy suspiciously as he looked over and saw Belly Volk the wolf Faunus charging at him with her claws as she managed to send him flying into the side of the pirate ship that was on the Ed's side of the ring. The Scroll was still in Eddy's hand as Ed ran over, took the Scroll and said.
"Eddy's in pain now you'll have to call him back." As Ed hung the Scroll back into Eddy's hand as Opal ran over to him and failed to hit him as the two hopped away to continue their fight on another part of the ring.
"Opps, sorry. Was I a little too rough? Hahahaha." Laughed Rachel as she then sensed behind her with her enhanced Faunus senses that Double D headed towards her with his saber Magnifying Glass as he clashed it against the girls claws. As they continued to struggle, Rachel smiled at Double D once again.
"You know... Up close your even cuter then I thought." Double D slightly blushed at this as he was struggling with the wolf Faunus. As Double D was struggling with Rachel, Eddy hopped back into battle with Harvy as Eddy was thrashing his Swordfish as Harvy used the palms of his gauntlets to blast at Eddy. Eddy managed to get in a few good hits as he slashed at Harvy's leg, grabbed him by his arm, spun him and tossed him into the air like before. But as Eddy remembered, Harvy had the ability to fly as he caught himself in mid-air looking back down at the scam artist.
"Ha, nice try buddy. But do ya keep forgetting the fact that I can fly?" Asked Harvy looking down at Eddy.
"I haven't forgotten!" Said Eddy as he aimed his Swordfish at the floating Harvy flipping the head of the fish weapon back and started firing lightning Dust at him, but Harvy managed to dodge them and fly charging at Eddy as he grabs him and starts to take off with him flying all around the arena with Eddy and Harvy both struggling while airborne. As they were flying they were trading blows, Harvy's blows being a bit stronger due to his gauntlets. But that's when Harvy got an idea as he started to fly around the entire arena as fast as he could, trying to knock Eddy off of him. But Eddy was persistent as he still held onto the flying boy. Harvy laughed as he said.
"Time to lose!" Flying faster then before.
"Time to fly solo!" Yelled Eddy as Harvy turned back to the scam artist wondering what he meant. As Eddy looked at him and yelled right into his face with his sonic scream.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Eddy lost his grip on Harvy as he started falling back down into the ring while Harvy was spiraling out of control. Double D was already battling with Eien, Double D blasted Eien several times with his Magnifying Glass in it's original mode as he was firing solar blasts at Eien. But Eien was blocking all of Double D's attacks with his energy spheres as he then managed to hit Double D causing him to fall to the ground. As Eien stood over Double D Eien asked.
"Any last words my fellow genius?"
"Behind you!" Yelled Double D.
"Please, you think I'll really fall for the oldest trick in the-"
"Eien! Look out!" Eien looked behind him to see his team leader Harvy flying towards him out of control.
"Eien! Get outta the way!" But it was too late as Harvy collided with the engineer member of team HERO and accidentally caused him to fly out of the ring and be eliminated.
"Ohh! And a clever tactic from Eddy of team EEE! Eien Murasaki of Team HERO is OUT!" Announced Port.
Back with Ed he was still fighting against Opal and Rachel of EEE's ocean side of the arena with Ed managing to fight off Rachel's claws and Opal's Warhammer with his Mighty Flipper. But Opal managed to get in a good hit as she hit Ed with her Warhammer sending him into a coconut tree as several coconuts fell down from it.
"Ohh! Good one Opal! Now how about we finish him off, huh?" Asked Rachel with bloodlust still in her eyes.
"For once, I agree with you." Said Opal as she transformed her Warhammer into an M60 with Rachel retracting her three claws and aiming her gauntlets at Ed with her shotgun mode fully set. Ed looked around him quickly to try and find a way to save himself. But an idea entered his head as he looked down and saw the coconuts on the ground. He quickly picked them up as he looked at the two girls and yelled.
"You will eat these coconuts like how you eat your report cards!" Yelled Ed.
"Hey! That's not true! I only eat mine and my teams homework. Nothing else." Said Rachel crossing her arms.
"And that's why we keep being asked to sit after class." Mumbled Opal.
Ed didn't waist any more time as he started to pick up the coconuts that fell off the tree around them as he started tossing them at the two girls. Opal and Rachel managed to either dodge or slice/smash their way through the incoming barrage of coconuts. Rachel managed to cut through three as she said.
"Hey this isn't so hard!" Said Rachel turning to her teammate with a smile on her face.
"Rachel you moron! Watch out for the-" Opal's warning's were in vain as a coconut hit Rachel in the stomach, then in the face, then in the leg, as the last one hit her square in the face knocking her back.
"Coconuts... *Sigh* well then, it looks like it's up to me!" Said Opal as she jumped in the air higher then an average person can using her semblance ability of lowering gravity by 45% or anything else she touches, she manages to rocket from the air down onto Ed with her Warhammer out ready to finish him. But as she got closer and closer, and right as she was a few inches away from knocking Ed directly out of the ring flying. She stopped as she caught a whiff of the worst thing she ever smelt in her life. She paused as all the color drained from her body immediately, without hesitation she dropped her Warhammer and started taking over a dozen steps back covering her nose. Ed looked at her with a confused expression. This actually caught the rest of Team EEE and HERO's attention as they stopped fighting to look over at the girl. Team RWBY in the stands looked perplexed as well.
"Wait... Why didn't she just attack Ed?" Asked Blake.
"Maybe she knew better then to just to attack such a big strong guy like Ed." Suggested Yang.
"Hmm... She's covering her nose. Maybe he smells?" Suggested Ruby.
"Ed smell like a trash can? What else is new?" Asked Weiss being sarcastic.
Harvy looked over at his sister as he asked. "Opal! What are you doing?"
He managed to get closer to her as she looked at him. "Harvy, there's something wrong with that guy over there! Something about him smells terrible!"
"So? Your going to let the smell of some guy stop you from knocking him out of the ring?"
"You haven't smelt anything like THIS before!" Said Opal as Ed over heard them and walked over as Rachel picked herself up and rub her head.
"Ow... What day is it?" As she gets up and walks over to her team mates.
"Are you guys talking about a smell?" Asked Ed looking as his two opponents smiling.
"Oh no... Please don't tell me what I think it is." Said Double D as Ed reached into his coat pocket and pulled out the source of the smell.
"OH MY GOD!" Yelled Harvy as he and everyone else looked at the rotting moldy piece of cheese that Ed was holding in his hand.
"Not THAT again!" Yelled Eddy facepalming himself angrily.
"This is just my lucky cheese chunk! Sheldon- Umm... Junior!" Said Ed as he corrected himself.
"He has had A MOLDY PIECE OF CHEESE IN HIS POCKET THIS WHOLE TIME!? THAT'S SICK!" Yelled Weiss.
"Okay, that is actually ungodly disgusting..." Commented Blake.
"I think I just lost my appetite for anything that has cheese in it now..." Said Ruby, trying her very best to not throw up.
"...Meh, I've seen worse." Said Yang crossing her arms smiling as she turned to her sister.
"Remember that rabbit Zwei caught and gave to us as a present? Well I still have it in a box under our bunk back in the dorm." Said Yang as she teammates looked at her with varying degrees of shock and disgust.
"... WHY?..." Was all Ruby could say.
"Because it was a present from Zwei!" Said Yang.
"YANG! That is DISGUSTING! GET RID OF IT!" Yelled Weiss.
"... Okay, only if you give me your crown thingy." Said Yang pointing to the piece in Weiss' hair that gives it her long pony tail. Blake facepalmed herself.
Back in the fight.
"That is completely disgusting!" Yelled Opal as Ed then held it over her head.
"Nope! It's Sheldon Jr! He's been in my pocket for 67 days now!" Said Ed as Opal started to back off.
"Ed! This is ridiculous! Get rid of that rotten piece of disambiguation at once!" Yelled Double D.
"Oh yeah? Well stinky hat!" Yelled Ed.
"Please tell me we're not resorting back to childish name calling!"
"Stinky hat!"
"Odoriferous curd coat!"
"Stinky hat!"
"Rancid Roquefort wrap!"
"Stinky hat!"
Ed and Double D continued to go back and forth as everyone just watched and observed. All the while Eddy and Harvy started to get angry. Opal looked to the left of her as she saw Rachel standing there with the look of excitement in her eyes.
"This is getting good!"
"COAT OF CANTANKEROUS CAMEMBERT!"
"STINKY HAT!" But Eddy quickly got in between them and yelled at both of them.
"SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU!" After hearing this Double D and Ed turned away from one another and refused to work together.
"Are you kidding me!? We're in the middle of a FIGHT!" Yelled Opal.
"Are you serious?! We got a fight to win here!" Yelled Eddy in fury.
"My apologies Eddy, but I cannot fight under these conditions." Said Double D with a clothes peg suddenly on his nose. Eddy angrily turned around as he looked over at Ed.
"Oh look, dirt!" Said Ed.
"YOUR RUINING THE FIGHT!" Yelled Eddy as he charged at him.
"GIVE ME THE STUPID CHEESE ED!" Yelled Eddy, but Ed throws Eddy off and yells out. "Tag! Your it!" As he gets up and starts running with Eddy chasing him around the ocean side of the arena. Everyone looked as Eddy and Ed as they were running, including Double D, Team HERO, and the crowd.
"I bet 20 Lien Ed's gonna outrun Eddy." Said Yang.
"Any other bets?" Asked Yang looking at the rest of her team.
"Ugh, this is so childish... I bet 25 Lien on Eddy." Said Weiss.
All the while back down at the arena Eddy was still chasing Ed around in a comedic act all the while Ed was laughing. Until Eddy fell down in the water and the crowd started to laugh.
"Great, now what?" Asked Double D, as his legs were suddenly frozen to the ground. He looked down in panic as he looked behind him to see Harvy walking up to him with a smile.
"Umm... Excuse me, what exactly do you think your-"
"Just because your nincompoop friends are running around like chickens with their heads cut off... That doesn't mean we can't take advantage of this golden opportunity." Said Harvy walking closer as Double D began to panic.
"Ed! Eddy! Do something!" Yelled Double D as Eddy just picked himself up from the water and walked over to Ed angrily as Ed was admiring his cheese.
"Don't worry Sheldon Junior, I won't let anything happen to you." Said Ed smiling at the cheese.
"Oh Ed..." Eddy said walking up to Ed through gritted teeth. Ed happily looked at him.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Eddy snatched the cheese from Ed's hand and tossed it high up into the sky.
Back in the stands, Weiss was sitting there peacefully as she said. "I'm just happy that Ed didn't bring that disgusting wad of filth anywhere near me."
"Hey, what's that?" Asked Ruby pointing to the sky.
But before anyone knew it, it comes straight down, striking Weiss on her head as she sits there. Upon being hit, Weiss opens her eyes wide up in shock, turns to ashes, and crumbles to dust upon the ground with her white hair the only thing being non-disintegrated. Ruby stares at her and the cheese in shock.
"...Okay, I know this is Weiss' and Double D's lines but... How is that possible?..." Asked Blake.
"Oh boy, the forcefeilds seemed to have malfunctioned there for a few seconds. Luckily no one was hurt but-... I'm getting reports now that there is a biohazard within the seats of the stadium. I'm getting reports right now that they are cutting off the area and waiting for a hazmat team to come and get rid of the biohazard, but lets not let that ruin our fun, shall we? Let's get back to the fight at hand." Said Port over the announcement as everyone turned back to the fight.
Eddy smelt his hand as he rubbed it on his pant leg. "Well... At least I got rid of it. Now we can get back to the fight at hand!" Cheered Eddy, but Ed just stood there, sad and depressed that his cheese is gone. Yet again. Double D was still frozen to the ground as HERO was closing in on him. Double D, panicked, turned his head to face his two friends as he yelled.
"Ed! Eddy! A little help please!?" Yelled Double D, as Eddy and Eddy immediately jumped in and swiped at HERO, making them take a few steps back. Ed still looked visibly sad as Double D put his hand on Ed's shoulder.
"Umm... Ed? I'm sorry what happened to your cheese... Again, but here. Why don't you take this handkerchief? It can be lucky too." Said Double D as Ed started to brighten up again.
"Oh, your gonna need more then luck! After we're done with you!" Yelled Harvy as the group took another step closer.
"Okay. Then how about Angus... Umm, the second, my more then lucky fishy?" Asked Ed as he pulls a fish skeleton tied around his neck from inside his shirt.
"Are you serious?! He has another one!? That's it! I'm done! Let's take them out now!" Yelled Opal as Team HERO started to walk forward. Eddy used his Swordfish to get Double D out of the ice encasing his feet.
"Thanks."
"Don't mention it, I have a feeling these guys are gonna make the fight last a little longer then is should. But I wanna cut it short. Ed! We need a wave!" Said Eddy turning to Ed who was smiling.
"Huh? Wave? What do you mean?" Asked Rachel curious.
"Purely metaphorical Miss Belly Volk, what Eddy means is that-"
"This is how my life ends..." Said Harvy looking up, everyone else looked up to see what he meant. They saw Ed on top of the main topmast of the pirate ship. RWBY sees this, in different seats this time because of the quarantine on the other side of the stadium.
"Oh-ho-ho YES!" Said Yang laughing.
"Ready or not, here I am!" Said Ed as he jumped and collided with the small amount of water down below.
(SPLASH!)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The small amount of water Ed collided with created a major tsunami that ravaged the rest of the battle ring and knocked all of team HERO out of the ring. Luckily, Eddy and Double D were holding onto the ground nearby as they held on, avoiding getting blown away by the riptide.
"That... Was a really weird battle strategy." Said Ruby.
"But it worked, looks like the Ed's won! And seeing Ed jump from that height and splash into the water like that... It's giving me some ideas." Said Yang giving a malicious smile as she was drawing on something.
"YANG! Can we PLEASE go ONE DAY without you making a... What are you doing?..." Asked Blake looking over at Yang.
"Oh... You'll see in a minute." Said Yang drawing on the unconscious heiress' face.
"Anyway, it looks like the dorks have made it to the doubles round." Said Yang as Blake looked at the three Ed's. Ed was carrying Eddy on his shoulders as he was running around in circles with both of them laughing along with Double D. Double D looked up at Blake, as he waved at her and gave her a smile. She blushed as she said.
"Emphasis on dork..."
"Oh! And it looks like Team EEE wins by a landslide!" Said Oobleck.
"Umm... I believe that was actually a tidal wave." Said Port.
"Thank you Port, I'm sure we all needed to be told that to avoid confusion." Said Oobleck looking at Port adjusting his glasses, as he turned back.
"But yes, Harvy, Rachel, and Opal are all eliminated. Which means that Team EEE is the victor!" Announced Oobleck as the crowd cheered in delight along with the Eds. But as Double D got up, and cough up the rest of the water that was in his lungs. He glared at Eddy as he says.
"Next time... WARN ME BEFORE YOU DO A RADICAL MOVE LIKE THAT!" Yelled Double D pointing at Eddy as Eddy smiled.
Back at the Crow Bar, the dark haired man was still sitting there drinking his drink, as he watched the Tournament along with the bartender as he said.
"Okay, now you have to admit that THAT... Was an entertaining match." Said the bartender, as the black haired man groaned.
"Seriously? Who else could you think of that can end an entire match with three hunters in training just by splashing some water?"
"... Meh..."
"Hey Drunky! Are ya almost done?" Asked a green shirted boy as he looked inside the Crow Bar.
"Just hold on there kiddo alright?... Just a few more." Said the man slurring, clearly drunk. As the green shirted boy rolled his eyes with extreme annoyance, and continued waiting outside.
After the match, Ed Edd n Eddy made it over to the seats where Team RWBY was sitting, as they looked over at them with a delighted smile, Ruby spoke up.
"Congrads on winning guys!"
"That was pretty impressive." Admitted Blake. "Even without your suit your a force to be reckoned with." Said Blake looking at Double D, who smiled at her and said.
"Well, thank you Blake."
"And that was an awesome fighting move Ed! You knocked them out of the ring just by jumping in the water! HAHAHA!" Laughed Yang.
"Oh yes, it was indeed a memorable fight and-... Is Weiss asleep?" Asked Double D as Weiss was sitting on her seat with her face turned away from everyone else.
"Oh yeah, after the cheese hit Weiss, it knocked her out. And after they quarantined the area we moved over here. And since Weiss was unconscious well..." Yang tried to hold back laughter as she tapped Weiss shoulder. Weiss started to wake up.
"Umm... Yang? What's going on?..."
"Oh, you just fell asleep during the fight. But the Ed's already won, they're right here." Said Yang pointing over to where the Ed's were standing.
"Really?" Asked Weiss as she got up and turned to everyone.
"Happy to hear you advanced." Said Weiss as she walked over to Eddy. "Glad to hear all my training helped you out..." Said Weiss as she placed her hand on Eddy's face and smiled. But Eddy just stared at her with a face of shock, as it then transformed into a faced of hysterics as Eddy tried to hold back his laughter as best as he could. As Weiss looked around confused she saw that everyone has the same reaction as Eddy.
"What?" Asked Weiss starting to get annoyed as she crossed her arms.
Unbeknownst to her, Yang had put make up all over Weiss' face making her look like a clown. It wasn't long until Ed, Eddy, Double D, Ruby, Blake, and Yang exploded with hysterical laughter, with Eddy, Ed, Ruby, and Yang falling on the ground laughing. Blake tried to hold back her laughter as best as she could with her hand on her mouth.
"What? What's so funny?" Asked Weiss as everyone just started to laugh even harder then before. Weiss had enough of this as she pulled out her makeup kit and looked in the mirror.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!"
Amity Coliseum: Several Minutes Later.
"Now wasn't THAT an entertaining match?" Asked Oobleck.
"Indeed it was Doctor Oobleck! And I know how badly Vacuo fans must be hurting after that last battle between BRNZ and JNPR. But this next one will have them on the edge of their seats!" Said Port.
"Team NDGO of Shade is certainly a crowd favorite, but these lovely ladies are going against some of the toughest, testosterone-filled teammates we've seen so far! I'm of course talking about... Team SSSN!" Announced Port as a few spectators in the stands holding up signs with each male's face decorated with hearts, the exception being a simple image of a certain set of abs.
"Sun Wukong and his team are certainly a force to be reckoned with, and although he'll be representing the Mistral Academy of Haven, I'm sure his friends and family back in Vacuo will be cheering him along!" Announced Port as Team SSSN walks into the center of the field, waving to the cheering crowds as they do so. Neptune's waving continues until he spots his four beautiful opponents, which causes him to develop a confident attitude as he addresses the other team.
"Ladies.~"
As the crowds get ready and the teams stand on opposite sides from one another "Alright, girls, try and remember: hands above the waist." Said Neptune as cocky as he could.
"Well that seems a bit presumptuous..." Admitted Double D as Eddy started to boil in anger at the sight of Sun.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU STUPID MONKEY!" Yelled Eddy as Sun looked over at Eddy and smiled.
"Hope you liked that little gift I gave ya!" Said Sun from the ring.
"Woah, a little harsh there, huh Eddy?" Asked Ruby.
"All I could remember from last night is hanging out with Sun, Ed, and a few other guys. And when I woke up this morning, I found this stupid tattoo on my butt." Said Eddy as he got up and pulled his pants lower to reveal the words 'Wide Load' imprinted right above his butt crack as everyone started to laugh out loud.
"Ignore him, for he... Yeah, he's dumb." Said Sun grasping Neptune's arm as he apologizes. Neptune simply gives a sparkling wink to the disgusted females as the holographic roulette shows up again, landing on a yellow image of sunny dunes and stone formations until the real thing emerges from below. A small circular light even appears overhead, causing most of the crowd to don sunglasses.
"Alright! Home field advantage!" Said Nebula looking behind her and seeing her teams selection.
"Don't get too cocky! That's my turf, too!" Said Sun.
"I hope I don't get sand in my shoes." Said Scarlet looking down at his attire as the roulette begins again on the other side.
"Be cool, man." Whispered Neptune to Scarlet.
When the spinning images stop on a blue symbol of tidal waves as Dew said. "Hey! The ocean!"
"Huh?" Neptune turns and sees the random pick for himself, eyes dilated at his goggles reflect the terrifying image, a slight whimper escaping him.
"Uhh, what's wrong with Neptune?" Asked Ruby as Blake put her hand over her head.
"Oh, no." Said Blake with her face is in her hand, unable to look as the sandy beach and pirate ship wreck rises into the arena while Neptune stiffens up with fear, until she confides to a surprised Yang and the Ed's. "Neptune's ... afraid of the water."
Eddy simply fell down laughing like crazy, while Double D and Yang had surprising looks on their faces. All the while Ed asked out loud.
"Isn't Neptune supposed to be king of the sea?" Asked Ed. "Oh, no wait, that's Aquaman." Said Ed with satisfaction in his voice.
" 3, 2, 1, BEGIN!" Said Port as soon as the word is said, Neptune zooms through the enemy team and skids up the mountain behind them.
"Neptune, what are you doing?!" Yelled Sun.
"Uh, you know, just gaining the higher ground!" Said Neptune.
"On the enemy's side?!" Yelled Sun.
"They would never expect it!" Yelled Neptune.
"He's not wrong." Said Dew turning to the rest of her team.
"Open fire!" Yelled Nebula as Team NDGO charges into battle.
Team NDGO goes forward into their turf as Team SSSN follows them, Sage with his sword raised and Scarlet having ditched his coat. He comes up on Octavia Ember emerging out from a nearby arch and tries to slice her with his cutlass. She ducks under the swing and continues sliding away, past the middle of Dew and Sage getting ready to rumble. Sage hefts his giant blade overhead, only to get knocked back by Dew's spear. He glances up in time to see the blonde wave her weapon over the sand to create three small twisters that kick up dust in Sage's face. He looks around as they surround him, but doesn't realize the danger until they coalesce into one big tornado that picks him up off the ground. With his weapon torn out of his grip and screaming in panic, he's totally helpless as the winds throw him and his blade out of the arena. as Sage slams the ground with fists upon seeing his image now crossed out on the holographic board.
"And NDGO gains the advantage!" Said Oobleck.
Octavia slides in front of Sun and Scarlet, who ready themselves to fight her just as she spins her sword around and produces a wave of flame that kicks up dust in their faces. Sun manages to jump out of the cloud just in time to call for his replacement in fighting the redhead.
"Neptune!" Yelled Sun as Neptune saw his leader run from the duel, Neptune leaps down from his position and cocks his gun. Octavia attempts to use another fire attack to blind Neptune, but he simply puts on his goggles and fires a bolt as his opponent, who blocks it with her blade right before seeing Sun leap out of nowhere to deliver a neck-snapping kick to her face. Now furious, Octavia brings her blade onto Sun's Ruyi Bang and Jingu Bang in its staff form as he spins it all around his body while hitting several parts of hers. He ends it with a jab that knocks Octavia on her back in the sand.
"Oh! And we're down to 3-on-3!" Announced Port.
Sun looks at Neptune fighting with Gwen as she circles him with her flying knives and Scarlet attempting to go weapon-to-weapon with Dew. She merely calls upon another sandy cyclone to lift Scarlet up, and he revolves around the spiral until it launches him over the shipwreck. It seems like he's about to be eliminated at well, but he extends his arms and manages to dive onto a part of the mast, almost losing his balance once the pole's under his feet. He eventually finds his balance right when Nebula closes in and launches an arrow with her crossbow at the mast, using it to jump right up to where Scarlet is. She folds up the sides of her weapon into a blade to cross swords with her opponent, the both of them ducking and missing or getting hit by the hilts until Nebula slams her metal over Scarlet's and forces him to lean back on the post. Luckily, he manages to get his sword back out from the trap and feign a swing at Nebula's feet before knocking into her with his elbow, causing the NDGO leader to fall into the sand below.
From his position, Scarlet sees Gwen continue to throw her knives, and he smirks before whipping out his pistol and shooting the hilt guard as a grappling hook to get her by the ankle.
"Gotcha!" Said Scarlet as he uses the cord to lift Gwen into the air while he slowly comes down to the ground, only to land directly beneath her as she attempts to protect her modesty while knives start raining down from her dress. Scarlet quickly adopts a pose that somehow allows him to miss every single blade that comes crashing down into the sand at his feet, which he gives a sigh of relief to. His luck doesn't hold when Dew leaps near Sun, causing the monkey Faunus to find his new improvised weapons in the form of two coconuts he knocks out the palm tree beside him, which he throws at his opponent only to get them knocked right back at him, now spontaneously catching fire as they travels. Sun narrowly misses them both, but Scarlet gets one straight to the face, and the other lands in a place that makes him squeal in unimaginable pain while dropping his Aura levels into elimination.
*Sighs* Nuts!" Said Sun as he looks from Scarlet to Dew as she summons a few water blue tornadoes that he tries to dodge around. "Uh, Neptune? Could use some help, buddy!"
"Uh, you know, uh, it would probably be better if you came over here! Yeah, I can guard this... sector! We're in lockdown mode!" Said Neptune coming up with more lame excuses.
Sun looks around infuriated as Nebula manages to shoot the cord holding Gwen up in the background. "What are you talking about? There's nothing to lock down!"
"Lockdown! Right! You got it!" Said Neptune.
Sun, jumping out from Dew's attempt to pierce him with her spear as he calls out to Neptune. "Dude, I know you're afraid of water, but you gotta-" But Sun stops yelling when a blue shot knocks an attacking Dew out of midair and into the water.
"There! I helped! Are you happy now!? Also, I am not afraid of water, and I have no idea what you are talking about!" Yelled Neptune back as Dew manages to get back up as Nebula and Gwen join their comrade, lifting their weapons and ready to fight once more.
"NEPTUNE!" Yelled Sun.
"Okay, fine! Just get out of the water!" Yelled Neptune as he jumps over to a spot near the coastal line next to Sun, and he unfolds his weapon into its trident form before tip-toeing forwards and, eyes closed, plunges the sparking prongs into the water. The energy surges through the deep until the remaining members of NDGO are electrocuted and kneel in the water, smoking and defeated with the sound of the buzzer. In celebration of this, Sun and Neptune bump chests as they cheered and danced like geeks.
"And with that, Team SSSN moves on to the doubles round! You know what I call that victory?" Asked Port turning to Oobleck.
"Shocking?"
"No, well earned. What you said is stupid." Said Port as Oobleck turned away frowning. Back with the Ed's and RWBY they looked on as Eddy started to laugh even more.
"Those two idiots dance like they have bricks shoved up their butts HAHA!" Laughed Eddy.
"Umm... I thought you would've wanted them to lose." Said Yang.
"Nah, in fact, I hope we can face them in the doubles round later for some good old fashioned payback for what he did to my butt." Said Eddy.
"Well, looked like the blockheads are moving to the doubles round." Said Yang as Sun looks over to Blake and smiles.
"Hmm... Emphasis yet again, on blockhead." Said Blake.
"This feels a bit like a bit of a Déjà vu if ya ask me." Said Ruby looking at the familiar sight.
Back as the Qrow Bar, Kevin and Rolf were still waiting outside for their 'leader' to come out of the bar. Kevin was pacing constantly looking at his watch while Rolf was sitting on the side of the street.
"What's taking him?" Yelled Kevin as he looked back at his watch. "I got a bad feeling in my gut about this Rolf!" Said Kevin still nervously pacing.
"Should Rolf rub Kevin's belly with the oil of fermented pigs?" Offered Rolf as Kevin stopped pacing and turned to him.
"What?"
"Hey guys!" But their conversation was interrupted as Jonny ran back over to them. "People were just leaving perfectly good bubble gum on the side walk! What idiots, huh? More gum for me then!" Said Jonny as he was chewing his street gum and Kevin looked at him annoyed, crossing his arms.
"Can you try going ONE day without doing something weird?" Asked Kevin.
"Why would I waist a whole day?" Asked Jonny as he looked over at the piece of wood in his hand.
"Right Plank?" The piece of wood didn't respond.
"Anyway, is Qrow still in there?" Asked Jonny pointing at the bar.
"Oh yeah... Captain Deadbeat is still in there getting as drunk as he could get. Not sure how many brain cells ha has left... Not that he had many to begin with." Said Kevin.
Back in the bar, the bartender was whistling at the screen, back in his establishment with its one customer. "Now that was a match!"
"Heh, that was a mess!" Said Qrow lightly slurring his words.
"Come on man, you didn't like them, the Vale kids, or any of the rounds before that? What fight are you here for?" Asked the bartender.
Qrow looks out the window and sees an aircraft with elegant ribbons flying from its wings behind him.
"That one." Said Qrow as he finishes his drink as the world sways with the happily inebriated Huntsman until he slams the glass down on the counter and tosses a few Lien alongside it. "Happy Vytal Festival!"
The bartender watches as his sole patron staggers away and puts down the glass he just finished cleaning, only to knock it down and shatter it when he reaches for another one. "Aw, gee darn it!"
As Qrow staggers out of the bar, the three kids look over at him... Drunk.
"Oh, well look at this, cirrhosis the wonder hunter. How many drinks did you have this time?" Asked Kevin annoyed.
"I'm-I'm not drunk, alright? I just have a speech impediment." Said Qrow as he quickly turned around and vomited in the trash can behind him. "And a stomach virus..." Slurred Qrow as he lost his balance and fell.
"And an inner rear infection..." Slurred Qrow on the ground.
"Should Rolf nurture him with a bowl of Nano's pre-chewed seven-course dinner?" Asked Rolf as he took out a bowl of 'soup' out of nowhere.
"Rolf, you know the drill. You guys grab his legs, I'll grab his arms." Said Kevin as he grabbed Qrow's arms and Jonny and Rolf grabbed his legs as they started to carry him out. All the while Qrow was still slurring.
"You guys are my BEST FRIENDS EVER!..."
"We're happy to be friends too! Right Plank?" Said Jonny, still helping to carry the guy.
"Maybe we should just stop by a bridge..." Said Kevin very annoyed and angered.
Back at the Festival... The four girls and the three boys get up from their seats and start to head out just as the same ribbon-adorned craft passes over the Coliseum, causing Weiss to stop in her tracks and Ruby to bounce into her along with Eddy.
"Weiss, why'd ya stop?" Asked Eddy.
"Weiss what are you looking at?" Asked Ruby as Weiss looked up at the aircraft with a strange expression on her face.
"Umm, snowflake, are you aright?" Asked Eddy waving his hand in front of her face.
"She's here!" Said Weiss as she started to dash over to the airship with Eddy and Ruby behind her. Eddy wondered what she meant by 'her'... Was it her sister that Weiss mentioned a few times? He just had to find out.
White Fang Base:
In an unknown area of operations, Adam Taurus, who was leading the White Fang. Over look his brothers and sisters move supplies and equipment around for a big operation they were planning. They knew that they were going to bring true peace with this. No more war. No more discrimination. No more living in fear. No more humans...
As Adam continued to overlook the operations of the White Fang. A a short girl in a white hoodie walked up to him as she pulled her hood down revealing that she was a spiral horned Faunus.
"Sir, I am finished with my mission. And I am ready to relay the information." Said the little girl as the masked boy turned around and looked down at her.
"And what do you have to report on?"
"The traitor that you disgusted... Blake Belladonna, I believe I may know someone we can use to hurt her. Someone she loves." Said the little Faunus as Adam visibly grew more and more interested.
"And who is this... Character, she cares for?"
"From what I heard sir, he is actually an alien from another universe. And he is the man in the metal suit that attacked the Redcaps and who helped defeat Mars... His name is Edd, but everyone calls him Double D. No known last name."
"Double D huh?... So you say Blake, LIKES this filthy human?..."
"Yes sir, and I am certain the feeling of love is neutral..."
"Well then... I suppose we must find a way to ruin this 'aliens' life then." Said Adam as he grew a malevolent smile on his face. "I will make both him and my poor sweet Blake Belladonna pay, for their crimes against the White Fang... Against us..." Adam turned to the girl as he said.
"You've done your work well... You may leave and continue with your spying..." Said Adam as the girl respectfully bowed to him and left. But as Adam turned around, he was surprised to see Roman Torchwick's right hand girl standing in front of him in a Atlas military uniform. To any other person it would shock them to be face to face with this sociopathic ice cream woman. But Adam wasn't shocked or afraid by her. He stared down at her in annoyance, annoyed that a worthless human thought they were worthy of HIS time.
"What is it human?" Asked Adam very impatient. Neo just smiled as she held a metal box in her hands. I had a note on it. it said.
'A little gift to help you take down those brats at Beacon, and continue on with your little death cult activities.'
~Love, Roman Torchwick
Adam was still unperturbed, but as he opened up the metal box and looked at the red glowing gem inside of it. He couldn't believe it... He grabbed ahold of the red gem and lifted it up. As he gazed at it, he could feel all the power rocket through him like a missile. He grew another malevolent smile looking at the massive amount of red aura his body can now produce. The power the White Fang has been searching for, for so long was now in his hand. He looked over at Neo who was still smiling at him, Adam actually gave a small smile back as he said.
"I never say this to humans but, I must thank you and your boss for this little gift you have given me..." Said Adam as Neo nodded happily and malevolently as him. A she then shattered using her semblance and disappearing. But Adam didn't care about her, all he cared about was destroying this so called 'Double D'. And show him the true power of the Gem of Sidorak, the White Fang, and Adam himself. He was already mapping out sick and vindictive plans in his head.
A/N: So not much about this chapter, once again I like to thank to thank Mr. Green 37 (All in one word) for giving me his OC Team for the Ed's to fight against. So as always, tell me what you think, give me your own suggestions to make the story better, favor and follow if you like this story, share it with your friends, and I'll see you next time. Next chapter is coming soon. Bye.