Chapter 33: Barax obubbles new wurld order

"So tha chaos emrilds are tha most powerful items in tha world?" asked Obubble.

"Ya" sed rogue da bat "Der the most powerful items in da world, whoever welds them wood be invincible." She sed.

"Then that is wut I must do" he sed "I will collect all da chaos emerals and I wll bring law+order 2 dis dimension. And I will call it…."

"Robotnikopilous!" shited robutnik.

"STFu M8!" swared obubble "No. I will call mi new empire….Tha New Wurld Orda!1"

Robotnik blowed a raspberry.

"Don't worray, wide load." Sed obbule "Wen I get mi dimensionator working, ill go and tak over mi universe and you can have this lame 1"

"And ill get 2 go with u, rite?" sed Rogue the bat, shaking her tits

"LOL" Laffed Obubble "No. Im only gonna spend a 1 nite stand wiff you as soon as I tak over this univers." He sed cruely.

"Wat if I got yuo a chaos emerald?" asked Rogue "Then wat wood u do?"

Obbubles laffes agin "If u got mi a choaz emrald…..i don't know wut id do"

"Wud u marry me?" asked rogue hopfully

"Sure." Sed obbuble "But we no dats not gonna happen bcuz theres no wai u'll evar get a choaz emerald."

Rogue reached between her massive boobies and fished sumfin out "You mean…..dis Chaoz Emerald!" she it out treliohantly.

Then Obubble droped the F-bomb. The way he sweared made rogue hormy.

"You 2 make a couple!" sed Robotnkik with a smirk on his face.

"STFU" sed obubble then he turned to Rogue, who was ogling her new hubby "This is all well and good, but we still need da oda 7 chaos emeralds if this 1 is gonna b useful. BTW hav u finished fixing tha diamonension8tor yet?"

"No" went robotnik "Im not sure if ill b able 2, this teckniligy is beyond mi compression."

Obubble rolled his eyes and made a 'pfffft' noise sorta like a quite fart. "das fine " he sed "we can fix it wen we get all da choz emrelds"

"And den u and I will rool da world as hubby and waifu!" sed Rogue.

"LOL, yeh" sed robutnik

And then tha 3 o dem busted oot in2 manicle laughter!

Havox, clank, skids, qwert, Sonic, tales, kukles and that bitch Amy all runned towards were tha bird-ppl village was.

"We hav to stop the evil outsiders from getting the chaos emralds" sed sonic fastly

"IKR" sed Skidds

"look! Ders tha bird villige" sed tales "And all of dem are robots!"

Then 3 of the bird rovots cam up on der hovabords….It was JET DA HAWK. And his 2 bruddas, Strom da sparrow and the albatross guy whos name I cant rememba.

"jet" sed sanic "wats going on?

Jet awnswered bak in a robit voice that sounded like the bad guy from wally. "WE are now under the comtrol of Lawrence da supreme. And soon u will be joining us"

"dats wat u think!" yelled knuckles and he and sonic ran at tha robust.

"Sanic w8!" yelled tales but it was 2 l8, Strom da sparrow used his specil atak and sent a strom of shards at the 2 hegdeogs.

Knulcles put up his hands 2 blok tha attak and sonic deged the atak in a way so that only his arms an legs wood git hit bi the ateck. They started blooding prefusly.

"LOL" went the albatross in a wai that sounded like the Microsoft Sam voice "That was coritosos that pierced you. A magic metal that wounds caused bi it nevar stop blooding. Ur only hope 2 surviv is 2 becom robot like us. We will let u choose think 2 survive. Lol." Then they flew off.

"No" yelled Havox

"Dis is all mi fault" sead Amy.

"Ive got to find a way to make dis all ok" sed Cybor.

"Amy….." sed sanic as he bleed all ova da place.

"Yes, sanic?" she sed as she leened in all close-like so she could heer him.

"If knikles and I don't make it….. I just wanted u 2 no….."

"Yes?!" sed amy in desperate

"Ive always thought u were a freekin bitch!" he shouted

"Damm son." Sed tales "Get burned, birtch."

Then amy busted in2 teers. "Fine sanic, if das da way u feel about me, den mabey ill jest leeve." And then she left.

"You will not b missed!" yelled tales

But den sanic started 2 feel bad about the bad tings he sed, but it was 2 late. Becuz amy had gone done and left and sonic cudnt chaze because he was week frum blod loss.

"We gotta fing a way 2 stop da bleeding or else sanic is gonna die!" said tales

"IKR" sed skids

"I might be able to help with that" sed a voice frum off screen.

Havox and his frends turned and saw a mysrtreous hooded man.

"Who R U?" asjed qwert

The hooded man pulled back his his hood. It was…JACE DA MIND SCULTA!