Title: Anticlimactic
Rating: K
Genre: Crack
Pairings: None.
Word Count: 100 on the dot.
Disclaimer: Fan fiction.
Author's Notes: Challenge at the end.
And Now Our Feature Presentation:
Mai doesn't really blush. Ty Lee's not even sure if Mai can blush. And yet, Ty Lee has the feeling that Mai is blushing. There's a sort of tremble in it, like the sort of tremble normal girls who aren't Mai or Azula or Ty Lee get when they blush.
"Ty Lee, I have a secret."
Ohh. Secrets are fun. Ty Lee wonders what it could be. Hopefully something juicy. Not something lame like Mai's "well-guarded" crush on Zuko…
"I am… a vampire."
"Well, duh. Why else would your aura be so grey?" Ty Lee can't help but be disappointed.
Author's Notes: This was TrueThinker's challenge: "Let's say Mai was a vampire. How would Ty Lee react when she found out? That's up to you." This was one of the weirder challenges I've seen, which in part is what endears me to it… The minute I read it I just got this image of Mai being very anxious about this big secret and then having Ty Lee completely brush it off.
Reviews are always adored. Also, I'm completely behind on challenges. If you have one I haven't answered, feel free to resubmit it, or come up with a new one.