The Things I Deal With

by chariots99

Drabbles! 100 words of awesomeness! NOW: Tom will NEVER be hired to work for MI6, not as long as Blunt is Director. And this is why.

37. Bros before Hoes

Title – Bros before Hoes

Summary – "Bros before Hoes". The golden rule, one which must be followed. Unless, of course, the particular "hoe" in question is an assassin...

Prompt – "Anything on: ''Bro's before Ho's?''" – alicelouise'x (enjoy! Not sure if it was what you had in mind though...)

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'Hey Alex!' Tom greeted enthusiastically. 'So, big game tonight! My place, around seven? James and Liam are coming. You can bring the beers.'

'Sorry man,' said Alex apologetically. 'As appealing as that sounds, I'm spending the night with Dianna. We're going shopping, then chilling at her place. Probably watching reruns of "Desperate Housewives" or something,' he finished with a shudder.

Tom frowned. 'You are totally whipped! Come on, dude – whatever happened to "bros before hoes"?'

Alex just sighed, running a hand through his hair. 'It's not "whipped" when your girlfriend knows fifty-three ways to kill you with a paperclip.'

'...Touché.'

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Haha, see what I did there? *Authoress jumps around excitedly*

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