Author's Note: So, I am sorry for the lateness. Even though I said I was gonna update yesterday. But! It's here now, XD
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: FE belongs to Nintendo! All rights belongs to their respective owners.
SPECIAL 2
Everyone was silent when the video ended, "So, 2 new guys are joining us." Chrom stated ignoring all the cheering old FE characters behind him.
"We get voices!" they all said at the same time, "After 25 years! We finally have voices everyone!" Lyn exclaimed hugging her daughter, who was laughing.
A certain tactician was sulking in the corner, mumbling incoherent words.
"What's wrong with Mark?" Hector stopped celebrating to look at their sulking tactician.
Hearing this Mark grits her teeth, and pulled out a knife. "Shit! She's going to kill herself! Stop her." Following Eliwood's orders they dog file the suicidal tactician.
"Get off me!" Mark shouted,
"What is wrong with you?!" Lyn exclaimed taking the knife. "At least you guys have voices! I'm not even playable!" Mark wailed,
"Eh?" they all said confuse,
"That's right; out of the entire Fire Emblem cast I was the only avatar that wasn't playable! I don't even have a portrait! I am nothing more than a sprite!"
"But the only avatar ones are you, Kris, Robin and Corrin." Sain interjected, feeling a vein throb on her head she threw her book at Sain's face. "I don't need your smart ass comment!"
"So, Mark is having an identity crisis?" Robin joined in, Kris and Corrin not far behind.
Mark looks at all of them, feeling that Intelligent System is being unfair to her. "Waaahhhhh!" with that thought Mark cried her heart out. "Shit!" Lyn hugged the crying tactician.
"Wow, now I feel bad." Corrin was at a lost, "Look at the bright side, you're a blank slate. You can be who you want to be." Kris tried to console his crying friend.
"It's not fair," Mark whimpered, crying on Lyn's shoulder. "There, there. We still love you."
"But, damn. Those new guys are so, I mean aren't they a little bit to armored? Or to white?" Caeda pointed out, showing them the twin heroes. "Alfonse and Sharena?"
"Their armor looks like one of those Greek or Roman dude." Alm said, staring at the picture.
"And they're both Lords wielding Lance and Sword respectively. Like us!" Eirika giggled while clapping. "Thank you Nintendo for giving me a friend! All the Lords have a sword, why am I the only one with a lance!" Ephraim gave a sigh of relief.
"There's only one problem," they stop there talking at Robin's words. "Why do we get less clothing when we get damaged?"
"Now that you mention it, they showed Lucina in her destroyed clothes." Chrom stopped, so did the others, "Wait, is Nintendo pulling a KanColle now?"
"It's called fan service." Navarre stated, "Fan service?"
"It means showing your favorite Fire emblem character with as little clothing as possible." Feeling dread coming they all took up arms, "Let's storm Nintendo!"
"Stop! Will you guys calm down?" Soren shouted, holding in a gung-ho Ike. "You're mad because they put Lucina in her hurt mode in the trailer." Chrom stopped, "I'm right aren't I?"
"Fine, I won't storm Nintendo."
"Thank you."
"I'm excited to meet them though!" Nino clapped when she saw her game self hit an enemy.
"I'm excited for this game, that's all I can say."
And they went back to talking about the newcomers. Off to the side Mark finally stopped crying. "At least my friends are better drawn and have voices now."
