Bridget here. I promised I would write a chapter while Erica finished up her latest fanfic. So here I am. Also, we're rapidly running out of ideas, so any suggestions you have, or anything you might like to see in the upcoming chapters, please let us know. Your comments are appreciated! Disclaimer: We do NOT own Kingdom Hearts, xxxHOLiC, Twilight, Pokemon, or Digimon. (No matter how much I want to own Sora and Edward...)

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

It was an unusually peaceful day on the set of Kingdom Hearts Awards, except for the fact that Bridget and Erica were walking around like zombies. Neither of the girls has slept well recently, no matter what they do or how hard they try. It wasn't getting to sleep that was the problem; it was what they dreamt after they were asleep.

"Erica?" Riku asked, waving a hand in front of her face.

"Oh! What?" said Erica, snapping out of her trance-like state.

"What is wrong with you and Bridget lately?" Sora asked.

"Weird… dreams," said Bridget dazedly.

"About what?" Riku persisted.

Erica looked down at her trembling hands. "So, in this dream, I'm Snape's adopted kid, and there's a werewolf, and-"

"That's all we needed to know," Riku said.

"What about Bridget?" Sora asked.

"I'm not telling anyone and you can't make me!" Bridget shouted, falling over.

"You guys don't even want to know," said Erica, glancing sideways at her friend.

"We'll take your word for that," Riku said.

Emme walked into the room and sat down with the four teens. She pulled out a magazine and flipped to a page, bending back the cover.

"Okay, so you guys have been having weird dreams too, right?" she asked, scanning the page and getting right down to business.

Bridget and Erica nodded.

"Well, I can help, because this is a dream interpreting magazine!" she exclaimed excitedly, holding up the booklet.

It took Bridget, who was slow from lack of sleep, several minutes to catch on. When she did, her entire face lit up and she began to cheer ecstatically. Emme shifted herself so that she now faced Erica.

"What are your dreams about?" she asked, uncapping a pen.

"Snape, werewolves… the usual," Erica answered nonchalantly.

Emme nodded furiously, and circled "greasy potions master" and "magical creatures", much to Erica's dismay. Then she turned to Bridget.

"And yours?"

"I'd rather not say," Bridget said wistfully.

"Say it," Emme said, with a dark look on her face.

Bridget pulled her legs up to herself and spoke more to the tops of her knees than anybody. "Mmmph Mmphmphy."

Riku and Sora looked confused, because they couldn't understand what she said. Erica smiled knowingly because she didn't need a translation for what Bridget had mumbled. Emme circled two more categories on the page, one of them being "vampire" and the other being illegible because a drop of water had obscured it. (Emme had been out in the rain.)

"Where did vampire come from?" Erica asked, because she knew that was not Bridget's dream.

"Oh, my most recent random dream was about Edward Cullen trying to ride Bendita. Pretty weird, huh?" she asked, smiling.

"Who's Bendita?" Sora asked.

"A horse, of course."

Bridget perked up suddenly. "Hey, that rhymed!"

The rest of the group stared at her blankly. She shifted uncomfortably.

"I'm gonna go get a soda," she said, excusing herself.

Emme pulled the included envelope out of the magazine and sealed their answers inside. She pulled out a notebook, scrawled a few words, and watched as the envelope disappeared.

"What now?" Erica asked.

"We wait for our results," Emme said calmly.

Seconds later (the narrator doesn't like to wait), another envelope appeared, marked "RESULTS". She tore off the top of the envelope and turned it upside down, shaking it until a folded piece of paper fell out.

"Bridget!" Erica yelled. "Results are here!"

Bridget walked back into the room, carrying a giant bottle of soda. "That was fast."

"Ahem, drum-roll please!" Emme said ceremoniously.

Riku, Erica, Bridget, and Sora all slapped their hands on the ground continuously, until Emme cut them off. She unfolded the paper, then stared at it in disbelief.

"Inconclusive!" she shrieked.

"You're kidding," Erica said, snatching the paper. She wasn't.

Bridget took a sip of her soda. "I'm never sleeping again," she said morosely.

"Was it really that bad?" Sora asked.

"Yes! I'm not going back!" Bridget shouted.

"Okay, we obviously need to find another way to fix this, before Bridget becomes a basket case," Riku said pessimistically.

"Too late," Erica stated.

"Did you tell Logan about your dream?" Emme asked.

"Yes."

"And what did he say?" she continued.

"That maybe if I listened to just one song, the dreams might stop," she answered.

"I suggested a voodoo doll," Erica volunteered.

"Listening to a song would make it worse," Emme said, "and where in the world are we going to find a voodoo doll of… you know?"

Bridget stood up, and snapped her fingers. "I know where we can go!"

"Where?" Sora asked.

"Yuuko's Shop!"

"Who's Yuuko?" Riku whispered to Erica.

"I was wondering the same thing," she replied.

"Yes, Yuuko! She'll be able to help us!" Emme approved.

"But who is Yuuko?" Sora asked.

"Who cares? If she can help us, I say we give it a shot," said Erica, rising.

"But letting your dreams take their natural course isn't an option?" Riku asked.

"No. Being Snape's kid is NOT natural."

"And neither is… my dream problem!" Bridget added, catching herself before she admitted what her problem was.

"Where to?" asked Sora.

"To Japan!" Emme cheered.

---------------------------------------------------------

Our five heroes had been wandering around a small Japanese town for several hours before they finally stopped.

"Bridget," Erica asked, "Do you even know where this shop is?"

"It's in Japan," she said confidently.

"Yes, but do you know how many millions of shops there are in Japan?"

"No."

"Well, you can only see the shop if you absolutely need Yuuko's help. If you do, the shop will automatically pull you in," Emme said.

"That's just it, maybe we just don't need her help." Sora sighed.

"Wait, isn't that it, over there?" Riku asked.

Our "brilliant" heroes had been looking on the wrong side of the street. Erica and Bridget sighed with relief while Emme slapped her forehead. Across the street, stood a tall, magic-looking shop. Sora, Riku, Emme, Erica, and Bridget made their way over to the shop, finding that they couldn't resist taking a peek inside once they reached the gate.

Waiting on the front porch, were two girls, twins, one with pink hair, and one with blue hair.

"Maru-dashi! Moro-dashi!" Bridget said, running to the front door.

"Doesn't that mean…" Sora began to ask, but Riku cut him off.

"It's better that you don't know," he said.

Emme and Erica shrugged, following Sora, Riku, Bridget, and the girls inside. Maru and Moro led the party to a strange woman lying on a couch.

"Yuuko!"

"Yes, how can I help you?" the lady asked.

"We came to make a wish!" Emme announced.

"We've been having strange dreams lately…" Erica began.

"We want them gone," Bridget finished.

Yuuko nodded. "I cannot interfere directly with your dreams. However, I will give each of you a gift to help ward off your bad dreams."

"For Emme… an apple," she said, presenting Emme with an ordinary-looking apple.

"How is that gonna help?" Sora asked.

"Vampires hate human food," Emme answered, gratefully accepting the fruit.

"For Erica, a pen. As soon as you finish your fanfiction, your dreams will stop."

Erica nodded and collected the pen.

"This means we're not going to see you for like a month, doesn't it?" Riku asked.

"No, I'm almost done," she said cheerfully.

"And for Bridget… I believe these will do," Yuuko said, holding out a voodoo doll and a set of pins. It looked suspiciously like someone they all knew and hated.

"Ha! I knew a voodoo doll would work!" Erica shouted.

"Hey… isn't that-" Sora started.

"I'm stabbing it when Bridget's done," Riku said bitterly.

"Now… you must give me something in return," Yuuko said slyly.

Bridget, Riku, Erica, Sora, and Emme put their heads together and thought about what they had to offer. Eventually it was decided that they would give Yuuko Sora's shoes.

"Now... bring out the sake!" Yuuko said excitedly.

"Sake! Sake!" Maru and Moro echoed.

"Um... no, we'd better be leaving we're kind of..." Erica began.

"Underaged?" Bridget offered.

Riku and Emme made a face. "Do we really have to leave?"

"Yes," Sora said, "We really do have to leave, or you guys are gonna end up with a drinking problem."

"Damn," Riku said sadly.

They thanked Yuuko for her service and began the trip home. On the way, Sora stepped in two puddles, soaking his socks and chilling his feet to the bone.

-----------------------------------------

"Now we're here to present the Worst Random Dream Award!" Erica announced.

"Our nominees in this category are:" Bridget began.

Sora!

Roxas!

Erica!

Emme!

Logan!

And Bridget!

"The first elimination is Roxas, because we're talking unexplainable dreams here, not dreams caused by Naminè restoring your Other's memory." Emme paused, and looked horrified. "How did I know that?"

"It's rubbing off on you, Em," Bridget said jokingly.

"Well, the next to go is Sora, because his dream at the beginning of KH1 was more of a warning than a random dream," Erica said.

"Next to go is Bridget," Logan announced, "because despite what she thinks, her dream is really not that bad. And if you would just take my advice and listen to a song by-"

Bridget slapped her hand over his mouth. "The voodoo doll is more fun."

"Next to leave is Emme, because her dream was not as horrifying as Logan's or mine," Erica continued.

"Now Erica is being eliminated- Wait, what?" Bridget asked.

Logan snatched the trophy from her. "I'm the winner, because nothing is more terrifying than a nightmare about Digimon when you're six years old." He shuddered.

Erica looked sympathetic. "Pokémon is better."

"That's all for today's show!" Emme announced.

"See you next time!"

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

There's my chapter. A couple of things: 1) Maru-dashi and Moro-dashi mean "flashing" and "streaking" (respectively) and 2) I will not, under any circumstance tell anyone what exactly my dream was, got it? Please remember to review! Once again, suggestions are very helpful, so don't be shy! Later!