Elite: Hey
Kara: Great, more of me being sick.
Elite: Nope not anymore.
Kara: Seriously?
Elite: You just have to deal with female teachers.
Vash: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Elite: You'll find out. Hey Antonio, could you do the honors?
Antonio: Elite does not own Hetalia or the manuals.
Chapter 35: Parent-Teacher Conference
Okay, can I please call this moment awkward?
"So are any of these housemates of yours, single?" Miss Langley asked me.
Yes, yes I can. Miss Langley . . . if you knew how these guys are like at my house then you would rethink your question. I do not mind that the guys get a date or anything but I don't know if Miss Langley will be sane after she dates one of them. I just sighed.
"I will not give you a definite answer." I turned for the door.
"I'll be seeing them soon~." Miss Langley giggled.
As soon as I opened the door, I saw a couple of female teachers just giggling by the door. I gulped as I walked past them and rushed down the hallway. How come this school is filled with lonely female teachers?
Now I'm not looking forward to tonight. Great . . .
-Hetalia-
"Kara." I looked behind me to see Eevee running over. Then she tackled me me. "Hey Kara, the Parent-Teacher Conference is today."
"I know."
"Aren't you excited?" Eevee smiled. I blinked at her. She got off of my back and put her hands on her hips. "Oh come on, you hardly ever come to these meetings and now that you are, aren't you excited?"
"Not really."
"You're no fun, Kara."
Eevee smiled as she started to drag me away from my seventh period class and towards a random vending machine. I sighed as she held out her hand, I took out a dollar and handed it to her. She got whatever she wanted and held out her hand again. I gave her another dollar and she got something that I wanted.
If you haven't guessed, we do this often.
"So who's going to be the guardian of who?" Eevee asked ash she opened her gatorade bottle. I opened mine. "You know like, who is going to be the guardians for you and Yong-Soo."
"Well, Alfred and Arthur are going to be my guardians while Ivan and Yao are going to be Yong-Soo's guardians." Just then I was suddenly covered in the same gatorade that Eevee was just drinking. "Uhh . . ."
Then Eevee gripped my shoulders and started to shake me like she did at orientation. I was feeling dizzy again.
"YOU. ARE. FREAKING. LUCKY!" Eevee shouted. The stopped shaking at me and gave my the fangirl glare. "Do you know how many fangirls would love to be in your position right now? Do you know how many people love the America x England pairing? A lot! Do you know how many people love the RoChu pairing? A lot! Do you know how I wish I had the Hetalia units that are living at your house? A LOT!"
"Okay." I said in my dizzy state.
"And you of all people, who get to pose as their daughter, is just saying okay?" Eevee is really making me sick. Then she started shaking me more violently. "HOW IS IT THAT YOU ARE A HETALIA FANGIRL AND NOT LOVE YAOI?"
"Eevee, Kara daze!" Then Eevee dropped me on the floor. I groaned as I got up from the ground. Thankfully the school is practically empty so nobody can see this awkward moment. Yong-Soo ran up to us. "I'm ready to go home daze."
"No trouble today?" I asked him. Normally I would have to wait at least three hours until Yong-Soo got out of detention. Yong-Soo shook his head. "Well good. Now let's go home."
"Hey Kara." I looked at Eevee. "Do you think I could sleep over tonight?"
"Huh? Um, well . . ."
"Thanks, see ya!" And off she went.
-Hetalia-
"Are you ready, Kara?" Arthur yelled.
"In a minute." I said as I shrugged on my jacket and grabbed my good pair of shoes from my closet. Then I ran downstairs and met the five waiting by the door. "'Kay, I'm ready."
"You Americans and your butchered english." Arthur muttered under his breath.
"Let's hurry up and get this over with aru." Yao's cheeks puffed up. I giggled. "What's so funny aru?"
"Oh nothing; I just can't wait to see your face when you see Yong-Soo's detention record." I smiled darkly at Yong-Soo.
"It's not true daze!" Yong-Soo glared at me.
"Payback for all the times you've groped me in front of teachers and other people." I stick my tongue out at him. Yao just glared at Yong-Soo during the whole trip. I couldn't help but to laugh.
-Hetalia-
"Oh my, don't you look fabulous." God, I hate you. (Not really.) I sighed as I look at Arthur who was just smiling. But if I know as much as I do, he's not enjoying this conversation as much as I am. "I am Mrs. Evans, Kara's Language Arts Teacher."
"Yes, It is very nice to meet you too. I am Arthur Kirkland." Arthur laughed nervously. Then he waved his hand to Alfred who was sitting on the other side of me. "That is Alfred F. Jones."
"The hero!" Alfred cheered. I sighed. "So has Kara been good?"
"Yes, she has been very good." Mrs. Evans smiled.
Ha! I know she's lying. I have been doing the homework and stuff but the stuff in class? Pfft. I don't do anything. Not a thing. That made Mrs. Evans pissed but since I have good grades on test and in the class overall, she can't do shit. Haha!
"Well, thank you for your time Mrs. Evans." I could see Arthur's eyebrow twitch.
"No, thank you~." I looked behind us at Mrs. Evans and she blowing kissy faces at these two. I started to laugh my head off.
I suddenly gasp as I hard Yao yelling at Yong-Soo. I giggled. If you can believe me when I say that he has gotten ten detention in his first week here, imagine how many detentions that boy has gotten now that we are three months into the school year. Ivan was standing next to the two of them with a big giant smile on his face but an evil aura in the background. I just snickered as the three of us continued to go to the rest of my teachers.
Mr. General (that is really his name) got along with Arthur and Alfred really well. He was in World War Two and have the scars to prove it. I'm glad the topic went to something else besides his giant ego. If you haven't guessed, he's my history teacher.
"Anyways Kara has always been the thorn at my side but lately she has been doing good." Mr. General said. "She says that has great help from her housemates and I do believe it to be true." Then we all stood up and Mr. General shook Alfred and Arthur's hands. "I'll see you two again."
"Dude, he's awesome." Alfred smiled.
"Yes, an excellent man." Arthur agreed.
"Now if only he wasn't so loud."
The next teacher was the ever so strict Mr. Mason. Arthur liked him but me and Alfred didn't. He went right to the case how I'm a good student but do not show that same effort in class like I'm supposed to. Well I'm sorry if I don't like math that much. I'm an artist. (Lame excuse, I know. Bear with me please.)
"Now if only Miss Kara show more effort then she will be an exceptional student." He set the folder down and sighed. "I could not say the same for her . . . friend. . . ."
"Mr. Mason daze." I looked at Yong-Soo (who looks like he has taken a beating), Yao (who looks very pissed) and Ivan (who still has the evil aura behind him.).
"Well this will be interesting." I smiled. But then I was suddenly lifted out of my seat and dragged away by both Arthur and Alfred. "Oh come on, I want to see this."
"We have four more teachers to see Kara." Arthur scowled.
"Hey, why are you taking seven classes anyways?" Alfred asked.
"Safety net." I said after I got onto my two feet again. They looked at me with a 'huh' look on their faces, I smiled. "I want to graduate high school but I could fall behind on my work if anything happens. After the incident, I decided to take school seriously."
"Incident?" Arthur raised an eyebrow.
"Oh." Shit, did I really say that? Damn it. Think Kara, think. "Ummm, well I'll tell you later." Then I found my next teacher. Ms. Freddie. "Hey Ms. Freddie what's up?"
"Kara!" Ms. Freddie shook my hand which she does when she greets anybody. Then she quickly spots Arthur and Alfred behind me. "So you must her guardians. Hi, I am the drawing and painting teacher for the academy, Ms. Freddie. I'll make it short and simple; Kara has to be one of the most inspiring artist that I have form this school."
"Well she's was always the exceptional artist." I blushed at Arthur's commented.
"Yeah, I still have the fire works one she painted for my birthday." Alfred smiled and puffed up his chest.
From there I kind of blocked them out. My head reverted back to what I said to the guys eariler. I just had to bring it up huh? I just had to bring It up. Great. Now I have to be a somewhat foul mood and that will get me pissed off which will add onto my foul mood. I gripped my arms and bit my lower lip. I really did have to bring it up.
"Oi Kara." Huh? I looked up at Alfred. He just smiled. "Come on, we got one more teacher to meet."
"Oh, okay." I looked back at Mr. Wan and waved a meek good bye to him. Then I yawned; damn it I'm getting tired now.
We soon arrived to a table filled with all kinds of flower arrangements and the one that was displayed most proudly was a tall blue and white dozen roses in an elegant white vase. If you thought that was mine, you are dead wrong. That one is . . .
"Hey Kara!" Eevee tackle hugged me again. "Wow, when Mrs. Mason said that she was going to show my arrangement off, I thought she was kidding."
"It's a good arrangement." I said to her. When she turned away I muttered, "Even though you're not supposed to be in a class that you're not registered in."
"Huh? What?" Eevee asked me.
"Oh nothing." I looked at her more closely and say that wasn't in an attire that would say 'I'm coming by your house later'. "Hey Eevee, I thought you were going to come over."
"I can't; mom is still pissed off about my grade." Eevee sighed. But then, we looked over at the sound of swooning girls. Or in case, swooning teachers. "I feel so bad for those four."
I started laughing my head off. Arthur, Alfred, Yao and Ivan are surrounded by female teachers. All asking them where the hell they are from and where they work. Even some of the married or engaged teachers I know are asking them those questions. It seems like a lot of men are getting jelous.
"Hey Kara, help us out here!" Alfred shouted over the screams. I just couldn't breathe. "Fuck you Kara!" Just the Eevee ran up to the crowd of girls and (I think) got a hold of Alfred. "Hey Eevee, get off!"
Yep, I'm right.
At least Mr. General was the one who actually broke it up. I still could help but to laugh at the messy scene in front of me. But hey wait, where's Yong-Soo?
"You breasts belong to me daze."
I squealed.
-Hetalia-
"At least that was fun." I said as I took a lick out of my ice cream.
"It was tortuous." Arthur bellowed after he took a lick out of his ice cream. Then he sighed. "I do not want to go to another one of the conferences if it involves those women chasing us again."
"I have too much lipstick on me." Ivan sighed as he looks at his clothes.
"For once, I agree with the commie." I started to snicker at the lipstick kisses on the inside of the bomber jacket.
I still laughed.
"Why didn't you help us aru?" Yao growled as he wipe off some lipstick on his hands. Then he licked the ice cream cone in his hands. Then he looked at Yong-Soo. "I can't you aru. You will behave form now on aru."
"Yes aniki." Yong-Soo said in a tired voice. I know he's not going to stop groping people that will get him into trouble. The only reason he is not out of school yet is because I heard that he is one of the best students out of the whole school. That's really saying something too since I know a couple of those people. Yong-Soo looked at me.
"It was . . . .too funny . . . . . .that I can't. . . . . move." I said between breaths. After I calm downed, I took more licks out of my ice cream. Besides, I haven't laughed this long in forever." I gasped when I suddenly heard a crash coming from the house. I opened the front door. "What the fuck happen-AH!"
I quickly closed my eyes as I felt a force pull on my leg. As soon as I opened my eyes I was hanging upside down again. Just then the Bad Touch Trio appeared form hiding.
"We have got you A . . ." Francis froze at the sight of me. "Oh dear . . ."
"YOU GUYS ARE SO DEAD!" I shouted at them. We all stared down at the Bad Touch Trio. I was just hoping I could gently come down from the ceiling unlike last time.
(A U T H O R' S N O T E)
Elite: Teehee.
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Alfred: Fuck you! I have claw marks thanks to Eevee.
Arthur: How did I get lipstick on my forearm?
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