I do not own this list. You all have my permission to do stuff with this. (And no, not like that.) Now for the comments.

TurboDuel: THANKS!

"CARD GAMES IN TARGET, YUSEI!"

TurboDuel: THANKS! If I were in Card Games: The Musical, I would so want to play Marik. Or Tea. Or… well anyone. But I want to be Marik, because I think that I'm good at his voice.

MyFalseTruth: THANKS! I thought that people would.

Lonewolfgirl – sademo588: THANKS! Spell-check. It is good. You're welcome!

"(bites hand)"

Emichan and PhoenixWarrior: THANKS! I read the 'I smell an Oscar' part in Joey's voice. ClownFishFTW! Judging from the fact that one of the conspirators is FRICKIN' SELTZERBURG OF EPIC (fail) MOVIE, I wouldn't see it either.

Bill: (in bush with binoculars) No-

Marik: (girly screams) BAKURA! There's a weird guy watching me!

Bakura: (goes outside, punches Bill, and walks away)

MutantEnemy6789: THANKS! I can't decide, either.

Scaevola2: THANKS! Okay… how are we doing on it now? How much have we finished? And what are some tropes that have been covered? PWEASE? Also, there's two examples of Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking in these chapters.

Zukofan2005: THANKS!

HEY! I just got my friggin' hair done!

Angelucie: THANKS!

Fangirl Ghost: Hehehe… now, to turn Marik to my side as well!

Meanwhile…

Marik: Oh, what a great day! I sure hope that something doesn't – (is teleported away)

DOUBLE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! (Meanwhile…)

Marik: (teleports in) Where am – (sees Dartz and the Fangirl Ghost) What the frig do you want?

BlackRoseDragonCK: THANKS! I guessed that.

TurboDuel: THANKS! I'll work on that Yusei and Jack chapter.

Bloody Rabbit Alice: THANKS!

Panty and Stocking: (teleport in)

FLY AWAY NOW!
FLY AWAY NOW!
FLY AWAAAAAY!

Panty/Stocking: (to Ryou)

Oh wicked spirit, born of a lost soul in limbo,

Receive judgement from the garments of the Holy Virgin,

Cleansed of worldly impurities,

Return to heaven from Earth!

REPENT!

(They teleport out)

Ryou: (snaps out of insanity) What happened?

Marvinkura: (runs away)

PakichuNoriwa: THANKS!

(hisses) I still want to know what the frig I did!

WELCOME BACK!

Yu-Gi-Oh is owned by Kazuki Takahashi. Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged is owned by LittleKuriboh/CardGamesFTW. Today Is Gonna Be A Great Day is owned by Bowling For Soup. The Doofenshmirtz Jingle and Busted are owned by Dan Povenmire and Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh. I do not own 4Kids. The second stinger idea is owned by TomSka.

Opening Theme:

This could possibly be the best day ever,

And the forecast says that tomorrow will likely be a million and six times better,

So make every minute count jump up, jump in and seize the day,

And let's make sure that in every single possible way,

Today Is Gonna Be A Great Day!

Bakura ran around Target, looking for Marik. The Marikmobile had not arrived that morning, forcing Bakura to walk several blocks to Target. Everyone's favorite bishounen kitty was ready to strangle someone, when he happened to run into Melvin.

"Oh god, it's you," Bakura groaned, "What the hell do you want?"

Melvin crossed his arms. "Don't waste my time today, Florence. I'm in a terrible mood."

Bakura was just about to ask what put Melvin in this mood, when flashback lines appeared.

~FLASHBACK!~

The 4Kids employee told Melvin, "I'm sorry, but we needed to!"

Melvin yelled, "WHAT THE FRIG? But I got the series cancelled just like you asked!"

The 4Kids employee responded, "I know, and you were heavily rewarded for that. But unfortunately, the economic crisis is not getting any better. So, I'm sorry, but we're going to have to say goodbye."

At this point, Melvin jumped onto the employee, and was forcibly escorted out the door by Nesbitt and Lector.

~FLASHBACK!~

Bakura responded by saying, "So let me get this straight: 4Kids fired you."

"Yup."

"And you tried to murder the bloody employee."

"Were you even watching the EFF!ing flashback, Binky Boy?"

Bakura sighed, pulled out the list, and read, "Number 106: Scream really loudly. When someone tells you to be quiet, scream, 'I will not be silenced!'"

Melvin walked into the center of the store, and started screaming. Yami walked over, and yelled, "Excuse me, but-"

"I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!" And with that, Melvin ran off. Bakura crossed off the step, and read, "Number 107: Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head, and yell 'Fear me, and my evil army of frozen carrots!'"

Suddenly, after a few minutes, Melvin came out, and yelled, "ATTENTION! I, your new evil ruler, have taken over this store! FEAR ME, AND MY EVIL ARMY OF FROZEN CARROT MIND SLAVES!" And then, Melvin started tossing bags of carrots at everyone. One hit Tristan straight in the face, and as he fell unconscious, he said, "I like pudding!"

Bakura couldn't help but snicker a teensy bit, and read, "Number 108: Hug someone randomly and say, 'I love you, mommy!'"

Melvin snuck up behind another employee, pulled out the Rod, and jumped onto him, yelling, "I LOVE YOU-"

MIND CRUSH!

Melvin crashed to the ground, turning back into Marik. Yami and Ashley picked up the body, and carried it away.

Meanwhile…

Bakura was wondering where Melvin went, when a hand covered his eyes, and another grabbed his hands. Joey's voice whispered, "Don't move, kitty."

Soon…

Bill the Manager in his office!

Marik woke up seated in a chair next to Bakura. Across from them was Bill, seated in his chair, and Bert, the owner of Target.

"Well then," Bill triumphantly declared, "How does it feel for you two to know that you two are busted?

BUSTED!

"I don't know what you bloody mean," Bakura growled, his voice slightly shaking.

Bill whistled, and a policewoman appeared behind the two. She asked, "Are these the two hooligans?"

Bert nodded. The woman handcuffed Marik, saying, "You are under arrest for disturbance of peace, recklessness, and having the most annoying voice in the world."

Marik cried, "But I'm too sexy for jail!" He followed that with, "And my singing voice is very beautiful, thank you very much!"

The policewoman ignored him, and handcuffed Bakura, saying, "And you are under arrest for disturbance of peace, recklessness, and for having too many fangirls."

Bakura hissed, causing the policewoman to recoil. Bill whispered, "I told you he's insane!"

The policewoman led them out of the room. Behind a door, Joey fist pumped, and Yami frowned. Now he had no more reasons to go to Target.

And now for the stinger! (The first one is important to the so-called plot, so it's important for you to read it.)

Yusei and Jack were relaxing in the hotel room, when suddenly, Akiza walked in, and said, "We've got a letter!"

"Let me see that," said Yusei as he grabbed the letter, and read:

"Dear Yusei and Jack,

Enclosed is a list known as the 333 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Target. My brother and his friend were both arrested, and I need you to do steps 109 – 111 while I bail them out. I'm predicting that you two will be very successful.

Yours truly,

Ishizu Ishtar

P.S. This is definitely not a Xanatos Gambit to stop the (burnt hole covering spoilers here) that definitely does not exist from manifesting itself.

P.P.S. I definitely did not just burn a hole into crucial pieces of info that are definitely not crucial to cover up spoilers."

Jack yelled, "LET'S DO THE LIST, YUSEI!"

Yusei nodded, and said, "Jack, I know what we're going to do tomorrow."

(LINE BREAK)

Marik yelled, "There's something on your face!"

Yami turned around, and just as he was about to ask what Marik meant, the latter punched Yami in the face. Marik triumphantly shrieked, "IT WAS PAIN!"

Ladies and gentlemen, it's a dark, dark time. Come next time, when Jack and Yusei do the list, and Marik and Bakura sing songs from Disney's Tangled with other criminals. And no, it's not the end. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to hide from the angered reviewers. I'm sure you wouldn't be happy about the events that just transpired. No seriously, I'm sure.