Wet and Wild

Adam stepped out into the hotel's courtyard, thankful that it was empty so he wouldn't get bombarded by overeager fans. He had just gotten finished working out at the gym and since he had a little time to kill before he had to go to the arena for the show, he was going to spend it relaxing by the pool. He had left his shirt back in his hotel room, leaving him in only his low riding black and red swim trunks. His blonde hair was hanging loosely down his back and he had a pair of sunglasses on that he had stolen from Matt a couple weeks back. He knew the older Hardy was going to get pissed when he realized that it was him who had them but he didn't actually give a shit at the moment. Matt never wore them anyway so they might as well stay with him. He would at least use them properly.

He plopped down in one of the lawn chairs and laid back, resting his arms on the arms of the chair and closing his eyes. It had felt like forever since he had gotten a proper chance to rest and relax. They were all getting a well deserved three days off after tonight's show and he honestly could not wait for it. He loved his job but things had been insane over the past week and it was time for a rest.

Ten minutes past and he sank into a comfortable state of relaxation, actually dozing off until something inflatable bounced off his chest. "Not the fake tits!" he shouted as he fell off his chair in surprise. He smacked his elbow really hard on the ground as he fell, which made a numbing pain shoot through his whole arm.

Randy's lips twitched as Adam took off the sunglasses and glared at him. "Not the fake tits?"

Adam shook his head. "Long story. Don't ask." He had once had a dream where he, Jeff, Gail and Tiffany were on a search for the Holy Grail and they encountered the Bellas, who threw buckets upon buckets of silicone breast implants at them. To this day he did not understand how that dream had come about. All he knew was that it still affected him and he could not handle people throwing stuff at him when he slept, even if it was just an inflatable beach ball.

"Okay then," Randy said slowly. He tossed his ball around playfully, looking very amused by Adam's crankiness. "So what ya doin?"

"Well I was TRYING to relax until a certain kumquat decided to bug me," Adam said, not bothering to be very polite about the situation. Randy had rudely interrupted him so that gave him a license to be rude back.

"Kumquat?" Randy pouted his lips and placed a hand over his heart. "Ouch. My feelings."

Adam shook his head and got back into his chair. "Be gone cretin. This conversation is over."

Randy tossed the ball aside and shook his head. "This is a public place-"

"No it's not. It belongs to the hotel."

"Well I'm a guest at this hotel, aren't I?" Smirking victoriously, Randy stripped off his t-shirt and jeans, leaving himself in only his underwear. Adam tried to just close his eyes and ignore his tag team partner but he couldn't. He had to stare. He couldn't deny that Randy was beyond gorgeous. Stop it, he scolded himself as he felt his cock twitch. You stop that right now.

"Sure you don't want to join me for a dip?" Randy asked. That smirk of his was getting bigger and bigger by the second. He knew what he was doing. That son of a bitch knew exactly what kind of effect he was having on Adam.

Adam shook his head. "I'm sure."

"Fine. Suit yourself." Randy jumped into the pool, purposefully splashing Adam in the process. "Asshole!" Adam exclaimed. The water actually felt kind of good but that wasn't the point.

Randy just laughed loudly and started taking a victory lap. Adam leaned back and tried to rest again, but his eyes refused to be taken off of Randy. The Viper's lean, muscular body was getting all nice and wet in the pool and he just wanted to-stop it! Stop it damn it! Right now is about relaxing. Any fantasy about a wet, half naked Randy will not result in relaxation! Adam forced his eyes closed but that didn't do a damn bit of good. His mind was picturing Randy in that pool and the grunts Orton would let out every so often as he swam went straight to Adam's dick.

The sound of Randy getting out of the pool made Adam open his eyes. The water was dripping off of Randy's tan body and making his underwear cling to him like a second skin. He swallowed nervously, suddenly feeling beyond flustered at the moment. Randy's blue orbs were zeroed in on the tent that had sprung up in his swim trunks and he started advancing towards Adam as if he was his prey or something. "I uh…I'm still relaxing," Adam said defiantly. He folded his arms over his chest and shook his head. "So away with you! Right now!"

Randy shook his head slowly. "Nope. I can't do that."

"Why not?"

"Because you're obviously hot and bothered. And it's my duty as a good American citizen to help you in your time of need." Randy quickly grabbed Adam and threw him into the pool, making the blond sputter and choke on the water that got in his mouth.

"Orton!" Adam coughed up a mouthful of water only to get another one as Randy jumped in after him. "You fucking ass!" He went to splash Randy but the younger man disappeared under the water. "Randy don't-" His ankle was grabbed and he was pulled underwater by a laughing Randy. That asshole. Adam fought his way free and kicked Randy in the chest before coming back up to the surface. He wiped his eyes and took a deep breath, giving Randy a death glare as he came back up to. "That was completely unnecessary."

Randy just grinned and snaked an arm around Adam's waist. "Unnecessary my ass. If you had just jumped in the pool in the first place it would have saved some trouble."

"Oh yeah? Well-" Adam completely forgot what he was about to say because Randy kissed him roughly. At first he smacked his fists against Randy's chest a couple of times in protest but then he gave in and started kissing back. Who was he kidding? What had been the point in resisting Randy? He knew very well there was no doing that. Back in their Rated RKO days they had been fuck buddies and even though it had been awhile since they had been together like that, the spark was still there. That much was obvious.

Randy pushed Adam up against the side of pool, quickly removing his underwear and Adam's swim trunks and throwing them all the way over by the chairs. "That wasn't very smart," Adam said as he wrapped his arms around Randy's neck and his legs around his waist. If they were going to go get their clothes on they were going to end up flashing anyone who was in the courtyard or who could see it through their window.

"I don't care," Randy replied. He took two of his wet fingers and plunged them into Adam's asshole, fingering and stretching him nice and quick. Adam leaned his head back and moaned, giving Randy an all access pass to bite and suck on his neck. "Let them look."

Adam smirked and reached down so he could stroke Randy's dick a couple of times. "What if they want to touch?"

Randy shook his head. "They aren't touching unless I say they can touch." He removed his fingers and swatted Adam's hand away so he could drive himself inside of the blonde. Adam moaned loudly and dug his nails into Randy's back. Normally he loved being the dominant one in his sexual encounters but with Randy he was more than willing to switch roles.

"Be a little louder why don't you?" Randy chuckled as he tightened his grip on Adam's hips. "I don't think the people down the block heard you."

"Fuck off Orton," Adam gasped out. He reached down and began stroking himself. His cock was so hard that it hurt to touch but it was a very pleasurable pain so he kept going anyway. "We probably already have an audience anyway…"

"Good point." Randy kissed Adam again as he quickened his pace, sucking and biting the blonde's lower lip until it was a swollen bloody mess. Adam merely hissed at the pain and started moving his hips in time with Randy's thrusts, his strokes to his cock becoming faster and harder as his orgasm built up inside of him. Just when he was about to cum though, Randy wrapped his hand around the base of his cock and squeezed it tightly, preventing his release. "Damn it," he whimpered, pouting when he felt Randy's seed splash inside of him. "Why-"

"Can't cum in the pool water," Randy explained. He pulled out of Adam and went underwater, taking Adam's shaft into his mouth and sucking on it eagerly. Adam came almost instantly, thrusting his hips forward and choking Randy in the process. "Oh fuck," he groaned, tossing his head back and closing his eyes in pleasure. "Fucking love your mouth…"

Randy came back up to the surface and grinned for about two seconds. Then the grin faded and Adam had to turn around and face the angry hotel staff that was glaring daggers at them. "Uh…there's no cum in the water!" he said brightly. "That's good, right?"

Randy sighed as they continued to get glared at. "I think we're still in trouble."

"Yeah…" Adam shook his head and chuckled. "It was worth it though."

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