RPOV

The clearing was utterly full of students. Everyone that was still in high school had come, and so had some of the kids from La Push. The stench of werewolf made me gag.

"Jessica" I said, gently tapping her in the shoulder. She whirled around, startled. I smiled. "Who exactly did you invite?"

"Well, I phoned some friends from La Push because I knew you guys would probably invite most of the kids from school, anyway. Is that OK?" She asked.

"Oh, sure. I was just wondering where the horrid smell was coming from" I replied coolly. I turned around and headed towards Emmett and Jasper, who were tossing a football back and forth at a human pace.

"I'm bored" Emmett whined. I froze. That was how it had all started, only Alice had been the one talking.

"Don't ever, ever say that again, Emmett" I ordered, plopping down on the grass next to him.

"What did I do now?" He asked. "Jeez…"

"Hey, Rose!" Bella yelled, standing with Edward's arm around her. "We need some help, here"

I went over to them and watched as they fiddled with the hi-tech computer.

"Give it" I commanded. Edward handed me the laptop and I furiously clicked until we were all set.

"There you go! And it's finally getting dark. Now all Alice has to do is make the big announcement" I commented. Suddenly, Alice appeared next to me.

"I'm here" She said. "Hand me the mike"

Taking the microphone, Alice cleared her throat loudly and waited for all the heads to turn our way.

"As you probably know," She began "We Cullens organized this picnic for all of you. But what you don't know is why.

"Last February, Mike drugged Bella. He wanted to include her in an orgy he was throwing with Eric, Tyler, and a girl we will not name. Fortunately, Bella managed to escape. This is Edward's punishment to Mike for what he did.

"If you would kindly look at the screen, we will show a video starring the three biggest creeps that have ever walked the halls of Forks High School. If you ever wish to see the video again, it will be posted in Youtube under the title Punishment, Cullen Style."

Everyone turned to look at the huge screen propped up in the middle of the clearing. A projector lit up the screen as huge letters reading "Maho Shoujo Neko X" flashed across the screen. I smiled and took Emmett's hand. Revenge was definitely best served cold.

BPOV

As soon as the video ended, shouts rang through the cold air, piercing the quiet. Everyone stared at Mike, Eric and Tyler with disgust and/or amusement on their faces. Mostly, though, kids were laughing. Edward grinned and hi-fived Jasper.

"Wow" I said as I watched as Jessica bitch-slapped Mike and walked away from him shaking her ass so violently, it looked like it was gonna come off any minute. I stifled a laugh.

"Awesome" Emmett grinned. Then he went over to Mike.

"Hey, Mikey! Looks like it's gonna be just you and your pacifier for a while, now, doesn't it?" He bellowed, slapping him in the back. Hard. Mike winced and then puffed up his chest.

"Well, at least I've got a pacifier and not some lesbo-chick that's cheating on me with her sister" Mike replied proudly. Rose's mouth dropped open and Emmett's grin faded instantly.

"Take it back" He said seriously, rising to his full height and towering over Mike like a bear. "Do it now!"

Mike hesitated and shook his head. Emmett grabbed him by the collar. Jasper was there in a second, backing him up.

"Dude" Edward told Mike. "You are really in trouble this time"

Rose looked like an angel of destruction as her face contorted into a cold, hard mask. Alice resembled one of those evil fairies you read about in fairy-tales.

"You see, Mike, we really don't wanna fight, but those are our girls you're talking about" Jasper said mock-pleasantly. "So just take it back"

"Our girls?" Mike asked innocently, quoting Jasper. "What does that mean? Do you two, like, share or something?"

That was it for Emmett's self-control. He drew his arm back and punched Mike in the face. Edward looked at him meaningfully before, so I doubted he'd used his vamp-strength.

Mike fell to the floor and started twisting and contorting into positions unknown to man. Rose and Alice giggled and their husbands' faces softened.

"Take it back, Mike" I advised. "You're gonna get hurt"

"He already is" Alice said. I laughed.

Mike stumbled trying to get to his feet. Then, he slowly backed up a few feet and took off running desperately.

"And that" Rosalie said "Is why no one messes with the Cullens"

"Or the Cullen Girls" I added. We grinned at each other and hi-fived.

We so rock.