Sandi For Jesus
"LIKE, REPENT!" Sandi screamed while waving a big sign saying that the End was near, "THE END IS, SO TOTALLY NEAR!"
Nearby the now dour dressed girl, the Queens of Snark were watching Sandi Griffin make a spectacle of herself in the name of the Church of the Western LutherSectarianMethodist Way of the Lamb (in Partial Communion with the Anglican Church).
"You know I almost prefer the popularity obsessed version of Sandi." Jane stated flatly as the girl began throwing Abstinence-Only pamphlets at the cheerleaders.
Daria cocked her head as Brittany tried to make sense of the pamphlet in her hands.
"But if we don't sleep with our boyfriends then HOW will we make sure that they don't cheat on us?" Brittany asked the piece of paper.
Daria almost seemed to smirk and commented, "By dating someone with actual loyalty."
"In this school, doubt it." Jane added.
Sandi then began to do some holy rolling and speaking in tongues.
But since no one understood what she was talking about normally anyway, no one really took much notice.
Then she rolled herself hard enough that she accidently cracked her head on one of Daria's boots and knocked herself out in the process.
"Is she dead?" Jane asked with reluctant worry as a pool of blood began to slowly bloom from Sandi's head.
Daria shrugged, "Does it matter?"
Jane mulled that and answered, "Nope."
Daria's half-smile was the perfect answer.
Then they walked away, leaving the mess to be sorted out by someone else that could give a crap.
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FIN