Chapter 36: Magical Kitty Haruhi!
Note: I don't own the song, I just own the randomness that is going to happen in this chapter :P
"One... Two... One, two... One, two, three! Whoo!"
All the Host Club and Host Cafe members started singing then the lights flashed on Angel and Sebastian.
"He is a robot created by a lonely scientist." Sebastian sang.
"Having obtained a moe "heart", he is a miracle!" Angel cheered.
"Heeeeey- -!" Haruhi said.
"Evil Queen Renge runs rampant, and she wields a giant fan. All the students are troubling me with questions..." Haruhi sang.
"We're getting anxious, so I'll stand up and protect every student!" Sebastian, Angel and Haruhi sang.
"Tamaki-senpai! Kiss me! So that I can protect our city's peace, meow(?)!" Haruhi sang then Tamaki lifted her chin and was about to kiss her but Sebastian and Angel were watching them.
"Waving my long rose staff over my head, Help them with your moe powers!" Sebastian and Angel sang while Haruhi was covering her chest.
"Magical Kitty Haruhi!"
"Take this! Magical Rose Petal Attack! I'm not speaking right now! Meow!" Haruhi cried then Sebastian and Angel shrugged their shoulders.
"Magical Kitty Haruhi!"
"Go Barmeck! Take a na*beep* picture of Haruhi!" Sebastian said.
"That's shameless!" Barmeck cried.
"Magical Kitty Haruhi!"
"St-stop! Don't touch my ears! And don't pull my tail!" Haruhi whimpered.
"Magical Kitty Haruhi!"
"You're so terribly cute..." Barmeck whispered.
"Magical Boy(?), Kitty Ha-ru-hi!" Haruhi sang. While the members of the Host Club and Host Cafe were singing, Haruhi was fidgeting.
"Why do I need to kiss Tamaki senpai in order to transform...?"
"Because, Haruhi, that way it's cuter!" Sebastian said.
"Just pretend I'm not here, Haruhi." Tamaki said in a cheerful tone.
"YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE!" Haruhi yelled. Suddenly, Hikaru and Kaoru grabbed Haruhi and changed her outfit into a cute school girl's uniform and she had white kitty ears and a white kitty tail and she wore a big ribbon on the top of her head.
"The Handsome Mysterious Prince revealed himself..." Haruhi sang as she looked to see Tamaki on top of a tall building.
"I thought he was coming to help me... But I'm not doing anything right now, meow..." Haruhi continued singing as Tamaki jumped off the building and fell towards Haruhi. Haruhi backed away then she jumped to the side and then Tamaki fell, landing on his face first.
"That's gross! Shut up! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU PERVERT!" Haruhi sang while she slapped Tamaki across the face and stomped on his back.
"Queen Renge is weird; She gets a nosebleed and runs away." Haruhi sang as Renge was about to attack but Haruhi fell and scraped her knee. She sobbed cutely and that was when blood dripped from Renge's nose.
"I'll be back!" She yells running away.
"Hikaru, Kaoru, Kyoya. Everyone's so weird! Why is everyone going after me? !" Haruhi yelled as she shook her head.
"Hey!" Angel and Sebastian said.
"In order to protect my virginity..." Haruhi sang then she gasped when she turned her head to see a group of guys and girls blushing and staring at her. She snapped and started beating up the students by pushing them down with her staff.
"I'll defeat everyone. Friends and enemies alike, meow!" Haruhi panted.
"While wearing cute cosplays~ So help them with your moe powers!" Sebastian and Angel sang.
"Magical Kitty Haruhi!"
"You seem worried, kitty-cat Ha-ru-hi..." Tamaki said.
"G-get away from me!" Haruhi hissed.
"Magical Kitty Haruhi!"
"Heh! What an attack!" Renge said as she got a bloody nose.
"I'm not even doing anything!" Haruhi yelled.
"Magical Kitty Haruhi!"
"Haruhi~!" Sebastian called.
"Look, look! I made you a new cosplay!" Angel said as she held a frilly dress and bloomers.
"I'm not wearing that, meow!" Haruhi yelled.
"Magical Kitty Haruhi!"
"Ugh... I'm... Tired, meow..." Haruhi panted then she pouted.
"Magical Boy(?), Kitty Ha-ru-hi!" Haruhi sang then she rested her chin on her knees. Barmeck walked towards her and lightly pat her head as a way of comforting her. Suddenly, Haruhi woke up and sighed.
"What a horrible nigthmare..."