Snape: -dragging Ron and Pansy- Albus! ALBUS!
Dumbledore: -is wearing a baseball cap backwards and a big ass chain with the words 'big ass chain' on it- Damn, Snape, why you gotta be so pushy?
Snape: Oh, Albus, are you still infatuated with that muggle crap music?
Dumbledore: It's called rap Severus, and I find it quite, oh how do the muggle teens put it....rad.
-the Antirap Rangers run in-
Antirap Rangers: Rap is NOT music, you fool!
Dumbledore: -poofs them away- Anyway, what up, yo?
Snape: Albus, I cannot take you seriously unless you take off the hat and chain.
Dumbledore: Fine, fine. What's the matter?
Snape: These two were fighting in the female muggle style in the corridors!
Dumbledore: Is this true?
Pansy: Well, only because HE'S a horrid, sparkling FREAK!
Ron: Me! You, YOU'RE a furry little twit!
Snape: Sir, something HAS to be done about them.
Dumbledore: -eats a lemon drop- You're right Severus. Ronald, Pansy, you both have a week of detentions in the greenhouse. The Venemous Tentacula is breeding and must be potted. Now, go back to your common rooms, I am going on a boat motherf--
Ron: OKAY BYE SIR.
Pansy: SEE YOU LATER HEADMASTER.
Snape: OH LOOK AT THE TIME.