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It was another Karaoke night and Bunny now felt confident leaving Quinn with his Grandmother, her eagerness no longer a threat as she showed her acceptance of the one person who had tamed her wayward son.

Bunny has risen from her stool to help the bar staff, currently clearing tables like the expert bartender Ianto had been in his youth, polite and pleasant on the eye. She turned from the latest tray load to find someone in her seat, leaning back to emphasise her bust as she took a sip of Bunny's beer.

Damn.

Bunny bounced over and watched the bitch put her bright red lipstick over Bunny's candy pink then look at her like she didn't know what she had done.

OK.

Bunny smiled sweetly and reached out, picking up Jack's schooner and downing it in two massive swallows, then placing it back where the Bar Owner quickly refilled it, eager to see the fireworks about to go off.

"Hello, I would like a bowl of peanuts while you are serving" she simpered at Bunny who canted her head and smiled back.

"I have nuts, but you can't have them honey" Bunny quipped and the Bar staff sniggered softy as the hapless woman laughed and dug herself a little deeper.

"Look, just run and get me another beer then" she demanded, "CJ will be back from his game of pool and we have a lot of catching up to do."

"Oh. Friends are you?" Bunny' eyebrow rose.

"Friends? Oh dear lord. Jack and I were childhood sweethearts, we were gonna marry and all sorts" she laughed "Then he came out and said he was gay, I had been a cover for him. God, his desire to hurt his parents was so strong he couldn't help it. Made a right mess of things. He's actually Bi. He likes women too. I should know."

Bunny knew what was coming but she was ready for it, after all we all have history right?

"I was his first" she said to Bunny with a playful pat of her knee, "I popped his cherry."

For some reason this was hilarious. Bunny didn't know why but looking at this huge breasted woman with her big hair and overly done makeup all Bunny could see was a poorly made Drag Queen Wanna Be and ya know what? It made sense if he was bi-curious to have chosen someone so VERY woman to try.

Bunny started to giggle, it turned to laughter and she and the woman sat laughing happily.

"Gwen!"

Gwen swung to look at her childhood sweetheart, her face lighting up as she thrust her boobs in his direction and smiled so that the gap in her teeth disappeared right up onto the gum line.

"CJ! Come give us a kiss!" she crowed.

"Yes, come give us a kiss" Bunny spluttered, her mirth catching as Jack grinned at her, seeing that she was slightly tipsy and for some reason finding Gwen amusing.

"Sorry Gwen, I'm married now" Jack said happily, "I only kiss one person and that is who wears my ring and holds my heart."

Gwen pouted theatrically and said "He'll never know. Come on."

Bunny shrieked with mirth now, several others listening laughing softly as well and Jack shook his head as he stepped into Bunny's space and leaned forward, their kiss gentle and loving.

"Have you sung yet sweetie?" Jack asked and Bunny wiped her tears.

"About to Tiger, you take my seat and keep it warm" she giggled, "Gwen is a funny girl, sit and talk with her while I go fix myself up and I will sing for you, lover."

"Yay" Jack said softly as his hands slid around her waist and lifted her, another kiss before setting her down and he sat, lifting the beer and looking at the lipstick mark before placing his mouth over the mark with a look of adoration.

"Lovely to meet you Gwen" Bunny said with a little curtsy, "Always nice to meet the people that helped my Cariad become the loving man he is. Gotta dash, it's my number next."

Gwen sat with her mouth open as Jack cheered and clapped, the thin, curvy songstress mesmerising the crowd as she sang Steamy Windows and gyrated better than Tina Turner would have up there, her amazingly strong voice raising the roof.

Bunny bounced back to the bar and slid between Jack and Gwen, turning to face her, "Well? Did you like it?"

"I would never have the balls to get up there like that, you were amazing" Gwen was forced to admit.

Bunny was doubled over, her roaring laughter making people turn as she pointed at Gwen, "She doesn't have my balls!"

Now the place WAS erupting as Gwen sat there with a look of confusion, then Mathew walked over form where he has been sitting with some friends, "You know Gwen, I used to think you could have anyone you wanted. So pretty, curvy and sexy. You chose CJ, dumping me in the process and I understood. But you know what? You are right. You don't have the balls to match this little lady and there is not a single person in the bar that could match her. I'm glad she likes you because if you have come here to upset her I would have forgotten for a moment that you are the one without any and I might have bounced you out that door."

"Oh come on Matty" Bunny simpered, her lashes fluttering, "Gwen has had plenty of balls apparently…she just can't keep them, don't be mean."

Jack barked and slapped a hand over his mouth as he looked at Gwen, then he lowered it and smiled, "Gwen, I am sorry. You were too….too….well. You were not Bunny. Sorry. I have never been happier, more loved or full of hope. You were a good friend and you did teach me a thing or two that has helped me but…well. I told you the first day we agreed to the smokescreen that I was gay. Soo happy with my husband now. As you can see, he is everything I ever wanted."

Jack pulled Bunny in and smiled happily, "You are the man for me. More than a woman, more than a man. My Welsh Rabbit."

"Stop it" Bunny said happily as she placed her hands on his shoulders and leaned in to rub noses, "My silly Tiggy Tiger."

Mathew rolled his eyes as Gwen continued to stare and leaned in to whisper, "Drag Queen. That is his husband, see? No contest. I doubt there is a man in this bar that would not want to fuck that. Oh, and you need to adjust your top, your nipples are showing."

Gwen yanked the top up she had been straining in and huffed softly as she folded her arms. John was right. He was bloody smitten, but he hadn't said anything about them being married.

You wait until I get home John Hart, we need to talk!