"What's next?" Cora groaned.

"I think I left half my stomach on that ride," Henry said, but he was smiling.

"Wait... was this blue spot on my arm before I got on the ride?" Belle wondered quietly.

"We're doing a simple one. 'Toy Story Midway Mania' is what it's called. It's another one of those shoot 'em down rides- holy sh*t." Emma froze at the sight of the line, which was snaking its way far out of the ride.

Forty-five minutes later...

"I got us all ice creams," Emma said, slipping back under the line to join her family.

"He talks," Henry said, in awe, pointing at the giant Mr. Potato Head by the entrance.

"Sure he does," Emma said, reaching out to hand Henry a cone. Suddenly, she saw the Potato Head open its mouth and begin to sing.

She dropped the ice cream cone, and her jaw loosened.

"Aww," Henry said sadly.

"I hate to say it, but your dress is the ugliest thing I've ever seen," Charming said, scowling in Cora's direction. She fumed.

"Hey! It is not ugly!" Cora said, fuming. "I think it's pretty."

"That wasn't charming of you at all, Charming, but I will admit, it is a little ugly," Snow said slowly.

"Grr," Cora growled, stomping to go stand with Regina and Henry. Quite suddenly, she heard a voice.

"Hey, you!"

She spun around, to see the Potato Head.

"Me?" she questioned.

"Yeah, you in the ugly blue dress!" Potato Head clarified.

"ARGH!" Cora screamed, running back and away from the thing. "IT'S ALIVE! THE POTATO IS SPEAKING! HE CAN SEE ME! WHAT TYPE OF MAGIC IS THIS?!"

"Cora-" Emma started.

"NO! STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU PEASANT! I'M ASKING THE POTATO A QUESTION!"

"Cora, the potato is-"

"AAAAAAH! NOOOO!" Cora screamed.

"Facepalm," Regina said, taking a big lick off of her ice cream cone.

"All right," Emma said as she boarded a cart next to Regina. "This one is for the SwanQueen fans, I guess, but I'm not going to promise much," she said slowly, just so the readers could pay heed to her comment. Offscreen, the entire armada of SwanQueeners cheered loudly.

"Not another shooting game," Gold groaned as he and Belle boarded the same cart as Regina and Emma, only their seats were set up back-to back. In the meantime, Hook, Henry, and Snow and Charming boarded a cart.

"I'm actually kind of excited for this one," Neal said happily as he boarded the same cart as Cora.

"Not me," Cora grumbled.

"I like the opening," Gold commented as he closed his eyes with his glasses on.

"Rumple, you're supposed to open your eyes," Belle reminded him.

"No, the reason I like it is because I can't see anything," Gold replied happily.

"BANG! BANG! YOU'RE DEAD!" Regina screamed as she fired crazy on the first scene, which was a barnyard setting consisting of a pond with ducks in it, cows on land and a horse in a barn. She hit several targets while Emma struggled to shoot one. Every time she aimed at one, Regina shot it down. It was infuriating.

"NOOO!" Snow squealed in the last cart. "I CAN'T BEAR TO SHOOT THE CUTE WITTLE ANIMALS! THEY HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG!" Charming continued to fire away like crazy.

"Snow, they're fake," he reassured her. "Don't you want to win?"

"I DON'T WANT TO WIN IF IT MEANS KILLING ANIMALS!" Snow screamed, horrified. "HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT, CHARMING? HOW?"

"Snow, they're fake."

"THEY'RE REAL! THEY'RE REAL TO ME!" Snow shrieked.

"Snow-"

"THE HAPPY FACES, CHARMING! THE HAPPY FACES!"

"Oh, God no," Charming groaned.

The carts were taken to a new area, this one with a volcano and several balloons. The bullets now appeared to be darts.

"I don't like this!" Henry whimpered. "I'm scared of pointy objects."

"Mate, if ya wanna be a bada** you're gonna have ta shoot that fear out of the water," Hook said slowly.

"But I don't want to shoot anything pointy," Henry whimpered.

"It doesn't have ta be pointy, mate."

"Okay."

Pause.

"Are you saying that to make me feel better?" Henry suddenly asked. Hook looked taken aback.

"No, I-"

"You're lying," Henry whimpered. "OH MY GOD! I'M GONNA DIE! I CAN'T DO ANYTHING! MY LIFE IS RUINED! WHY CAN'T I LIKE POINTY THINGS!" Hook watched him bang his head against the cart, then he shrugged and went back to shooting targets.

"It's not like he's even my kid anyway," he mumbled to himself.

"Wait. I'm confused, what do we have to do?" Cora wondered as the ride pulled up towards another scene, this one with plates to shoot.

"You gotta shoot the plates, just like everything else," Neal explained.

"I have to goot the lanes, just like your er*ction d*ck?" Cora wondered, confused. "I didn't... er..."

"No, I said, you have to shoot the plates," Neal said, blushing at her language. But only a little.

"I have to sh*t on the paste?"

"No, you have to... fire at the plates."

"I have to f*ck with planes?"

"...I give up."

"You pill chug? Or pill bug?"

"...Fug."

"BULL IN A CHINA SHOP!" Snow screamed, shooting wildly at the plates. "Now this is more like it!"

"Phew," Charming said, relieved.

"What?" Snow asked as they transitioned to another scene, this one with little alien doll-looking things.

"NOOOO!" she bawled, falling apart.

"DAMMIT!" Charming yelled, shaking his fist in the air.

"Is it almost over?" Gold wondered. "I want to open my eyes." Belle gave him a funny look.

"You can just open your eyes," she said slowly.

"Really?" Gold's eyes fluttered open, he looked around, they were still on the ride. He screamed, and covered his eyes once again. "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME, BELLE? WHY?"

"What?" Belle asked.

"WHYY! WHYYYYY!"

"I don't understand," Belle said, confused.

"WHY!"

"I wonder why we don't understand things," Belle said suddenly. "Is it because of the fact that time travelers have been proved to exist, then that means that we are currently living in an alternate universe meaning that there have been, say, different fates, or paths we have travelled down currently, that clearly states that we are living currently in an alternate dimension allowing us to transfer and alter fates?"

Pause.

"What?"

"Scores," Emma huffed. "Now. I got... 100. Again."

"700,000," Regina said proudly.

"700,000," Hook said slowly.

"Hook..." Emma warned.

"Fine," the pirate groaned. "600,000." Emma smiled and nodded.

"All right. Henry?"

"100,500," he replied happily.

"I got 450,000," Cora said eagerly.

"350,000," Neal said slowly.

"650,000," Belle answered smoothly.

"I got 900,000," Gold said proudly. "AND my eyes were closed. The whole time."

"400,000," Charming said with a sigh.

"Zero," Snow said. The group turned to look at her.

"What?"

"I... I don't want to talk about it," she whispered, before bursting into tears.

"And then John was a zombie," Regina narrated slowly.

So this morning, I found out MissiB took in my request on her story, so I just wanted to say thank you very much for that! ^^ It really made my day.

Now, forward on, I was super happy by the amount of reviews you guys gave me the other day. You all rock! ^^

So this chapter is dedicated to MissiB and all of my readers/reviewers! You guys rock!

As for the 300th review, that request is next chapter. :3 Thank you for your patience!

In the meantime, we're still waiting for another Guest's submission as well as EvilRegalGleek's.

R&R, thanks, and I'll write to you all tomorrow! ^^

P.S. I also decided last night that Tower of Terror is going to be the ride to end this fic, mainly because it's my favorite ride and I'm saving it for last. I hope this doesn't upset anyone, there won't be much more rides left (CAP is a small park) after this one. But please continue to read! ^^

P.P.S. By the way, I'm going to do Muppet Vision for those of you who asked. It'll just come in a bit later. ^^