Me: hey everyone! It feels great to be back!
Tobeh: its only been a week -_-
Me: I KNOW I CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM MY LOVELY REVIEWERS D:
Tobeh: *sighs*
Me: Oh! And I would like to introduce someone back on the show!
Storm: sup?
Me: *sweat drop* we cleared everything out and became good pals!
Storm: yup!
Me: yeah...anyways WASABI MY PEEPS?!
Zero: *snoring*
Me: .-. k den
Tobeh: lets just get this over with -_-
Me: yay! ^^
*becomes demon* I will make Misty Forget Ash and I WILL NEVER GIVE UP!
Misty, again, two choices: Forget Ash or your nightmare will become your reality that you must face
Paul, again, two choices: Burn all of Drew's roses in front of him or deal with the army of espurrs
May, you have three choices: Pole dancing in front of boys, Steal half of the weapons or face your worst nightmare
Ash, you have two choices: Forget Misty or watch the video about your Pikachu getting beaten up
Serena, I gave you the permission to use the BOOK ON how to get your man in your dreams
EVERYONE DO THE HARLEMSHAKE!
THAT IS ALL!
Ash: BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER! ;-;
Serina: ;-;
Misty: uuhhhmmm...well to put it in a corny cheesy way I would face anything but not forget my memories with Ash!
Me and Tobeh: AAAWWWW
Zero: *sighs irritably muttering* Yuki is gonna kill me...
Me: :3
Paul: *quickly shakes Drew making thousands of roses fall out...*
Everyone but Drew: WTF?!
Drew: *shrugs*
Paul: *burns them laughing maniacally*
Drew: NOOOOOO *cries*
Dawn: *hides behind Tobeh* Paul Finally cracked...;-;
Me: ...o-o
May: ...*looks at stage that looks like the stage from Burlesque* -_-...*looks at me*
Me: *growls animalistically* you touch my weapons and I will get E.j to do a Kidney surgery on you...
May: ...my worst nightmare...
Rose: *about to tip fridge full of delicouse food into the ocean...hm...weird...*
May: *eyes widen and quickly gets on the stage starting to pole dance surpringly well...*
Boys (especially Drew ;) ): *epic nosebleed of awesomeness*
May: *blushes madly*
Me: *shakes head sighing* really? You would give up your innocence-
Drew: what innocence?
Me: your dignity-
Drew: what dignity?
Me: ...
Drew: ...
Me: ...
Drew: ...
Me: ...o.e
*WE ARE HAVING SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES...PLEASE ENJOY THIS SHORT SCENE WITH PEWDIEPIE DOING THE HARLEM SHAKE*
Pewds: *seizures*
Everyone else: -_-
*AND WE'RE BACK*
Drew: *cowering in corner*
Everyone but Me: *staying as far away from me as possible*
Me: ...heh
Ash: ...food?
Misty: *walks him on the back of the head*
Ash: OW ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! AND I WOULD NEVER WANT TO WATCH MY BELOVED PIKACHU GET BEAT UP! ITS LIKE ANIMAL ABUSE!
Me: IT IS ANIMAL ABUSE!
Ash: EXACTLY!
Misty: *wallowing in corner*
Serina: REALLY?! YAY! *grabs book*
Me: like hell any of that is gonna happen...
*30 minutes later*
Serina: *walks up to Ash* hey baby did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?
Me, Rose, Storm and Tobeh: *face palms*
Ash: *grins* I LIKE HER!
Everyone: o.e
Misty: *dark aura*
Me: ...well...uh...EVERYONE DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!
Everyone: *siezures with Pewds*
Me: BAI! THAT WAS FUN! :D
Rose: *nods* indeed it was :)
Tobeh: NEXT!
Since the next chapter will probz be after the dinner, how was it?
DARES.
Ash, make out with May.
Max, here. Have 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 sharp swords, guns, kunai, shuriken, 3ds Smash Bros, and whatever the hell else you want. Now go kill Brock's dad, because he is wierd.
Brock, Make food for everyone but Ash.
TRUTHS.
Pikachu, do u hate Ash? If not, think of ep1, where you were on a rope.
That is oddly enough all, except... Thou must watch Hack/Sign. All of it. All seasons. Cya!
Me: *sweat drops* sorry we're a bit late with this one...but it was amazing thanks for asking :D
Ash: *shrugs and makes out with May*
May: *blush*
Misty, Drew and Serina: *dark demon aura*
Darkrai: *holding them back*
Ash: *pulls away grinning like an idiot*
May: -_-
Me: *staring at Max jealously*
Max: *grins and runs to Brocks house going on killing spree and returns*
Rose: ...it said just his dad...
Storm: you killed his whole family...and town...
Max: *shrugs*
Brock: Dad I'm ho-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Max: ...hehe
Me: ...o-o...BROCK DO IT!
Brock: but-but-but-but-
Me: *holds up chainsaw*
Brock: EEK OK! *makes food for everyone but Ash*
Ash: ;0; BROCK I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS MAN! I THOUGHT I WAS UR PIMP AND U WERE MY HOE! I THOUGHT WE WERE TIGHT YO!
Everyone: *staring at Ash*
Ash: ...wut?
Pikachu: Pika...Pika pika chu chu pikachu chu pika pi!...Pika *growls*
Me: he said that he does not hate Ash...But he will one day get revenge on him for the rope.
Ash: *derp*
Me: and we shall! BAI NOW!
Storm and Rose: *like maxmoefoe* NEXT!
Me: hey Rose its your sister!
Rose: *groans*
Hai! As you can tell by the name I'm Roses little sister Lily and I have so truthes and dares for my big sister!
Truthes:
Rose who do you have a crush on?
Bloody what do you think of my sister because she is not awesome?
Tobeh same question as Bloody.
Rose why do you hate Paul and why the hell do you like the prevert Gary!?
Rose wat weapons do you have and what pokemon do you have?
Dares:
Everyone except Drew play pin the tail on the Grasshead! (Rose told me about the game it sounds fun!)
Leaf punch Gary and let Rose kill you for doing that.
Tobeh make out with the person Rose likes in front of her. I am so evil.
Rose slam a cream pie on your face. You can kill me later!
Bloody punch Rose and get her to let you borrow one f her weapons.
Rose kiss Gary and kick Paul where the sun doesn't shine!
Finally Rose take out all you pokemon and et them attack the person you hate the most. Also mae a giant apple pie for Bloody!
Thats all and this may be my only review because Rose going to kill me for this! *runs away screaming*
Me: hai its nice to meet you!
Rose: -_- if you MUST know I have Milotic,Torchic,All the evolutions of Eevee,Buneary,Pichu,Minccino,Pigeot,Liligant,Beautifly,Oshowatt,Fennekin!
Dawn: ...thats alot of Pokemon...
Rose: ik...
Me: eh-heh...and your sister is Awesome!
Rose: yay :D
Tobeh: I like her! *glomps Rose*
Rose: ^^; I hate Paul because he tortured his Pokemon and left some of them! THEY COULD HAVE DIED!
Paul: THEY WERE POKEMON THAT NEEDED TO GET STRONGER DAMMIT!
Rose: SO?! And Gary may be perverted BUT HE DOESN'T LEAVE HIS POKEMON TO DIE! *smacks Paul with bat*
Paul: OW ;-;
Rose: once again thats none of your business Lily humph
Me: *sweat drops* IT WAS LOADS OF FUN!
Drew: NOOOOO NOT AGAIN! *runs to door*
Me: SEBBY-KUN!
Sebby: *appears in front of Drew* Hello mi'lady *bows*
Me: so formal and sexy (*3*)
Sebby: *smirks at Drew*
Drew: *cowers*
Me: *pins him to wall*
Drew: *cries*
*one game later*
Drew: *has needles stuck in...certain...places on his body* *squeaks* why...did...everyone...aim...there...
May: ...uhhhhhh great minds think alike?
Drew: *glares*
Leaf: *cracks nuckles and punches Gary*
Gary: OWWIE ;-;
Rose: HEY! *growls* MILOTIC!
Milotic: *attacks Leaf*
Leaf: EEK ;-;
Rose: *smirks*
Tobeh: ...but I dunno who she likes...
Me: just make out with Gary -_-
Tobeh: ...ew...*makes out with Gary*
Rose and Leaf: *dark aura*
Me: ...hehehe
Rose: Lily I swear your dead after this...*sighs and smacks Cream pie in face* OW!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Rose: ;-;
Me: *stops laughing* WUT!? I CAN'T DO DAT *glomps Rose and rubs her face*
Rose: o.e *kisses Gary*
Leaf: *growls*
Rose: *smirks and kicks Paul hard as hell*
Paul: *squeaks surprisingly high pitched and falls to knees* ow...
Dawn: *laughing her ass off*
Rose: *sighs* fine *lets out Pokemon* Attack Paul!
Paul: AAAHHH WHY?!
Rose: BECAUSE YOUR A HEARTLESS BASTARD!
Paul: ;0;
Rose: oh! I already made one! *brings out a pie as big as a monster truck*
Me: *squeals and dives into pie*
Rose: *grins*
Tobeh and Storm: can I have some?
Me: NO!
Tobeh and Storm: *sulks*
Rose: Lily...I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU! *chases Lily*
Me: ah sisterly love...wish I had that kinda love! K well NEXT! *stuffs face*
*A wild Hero appears* Ello peeps!
Me: SUP!
Dares
Paul and Reggie- dress of like Sasuke and Itachi and, with the help of a certain nightmare pokemon, recreate the Mangekyo scene with the Shinji family.
Gary- eat your own underwear...
Girls- have a huge catfight and the WINNER gets a get outta torture- I mean dare ticket.
Boys- have a swimming contest with a sea of Justin Bieber fans singing Baby. Same prize as before.
Drew- Do OVER 9000 push ups.
Truths
Has anyone thought that Ash might be the smartest person there? And he just acts like an idiot so you know his real plans?
Ash what hell are those lines on your face? Are they scars or something?
Leaf would you date Red? * drops Red through the ROOF* I'll pay for that later.
Gary y u such a jerk?
That is it for now. KENI!
*Sceptile comes out nowhere* Kenichi: Aye Captain!
Me: We leave. *turns to smoke* The Lights are out.
Me: *sweat drops* actually I haven't seen that one...but I will look it up and put it in another chappy k?
Gary: wait why would I eat my own-MMMPH?!
Storm: *stuffing underwear in his mouth*
Leaf: where did you get that?
Storm: your room.
Leaf: *blushes*
Gary: *swallows and pukes*
Me: OH NOT ON STAGE! DAMMIT GARY! DAKRAI!
Darkrai: *sighs* yes mi'lady...*cleans*
Me: shank ya :3
Girls: ...*looks at everyone*...
*a huge as hell cat fight breaks out...literally*
Boys: *watching eating popcorn*
*This went on for about 20 minutes...so...yeah...*
Dawn: *panting while growling at everyone*
Paul: ...I think I'm in love...
Boys: -_-
Girls: *staring at Dawn*
Dawn: ...*grins* yay no dare!
Me and Tobeh: *pouts*
Me and Rose: *opens trap door which is under boys sending them into an ocean of fangirls*
Me: god damn I do NOT envy them...
Everyone else: Amen...
*hour later*
Me: *playing video games with Tobeh*
Drew: *slams door open with ripped up clothes panting* I...I did...I did it...*collapses*
Me: -_- ABRA KAFALCONPUNCH!
*the boys return*
Boys: *groans*
Me: welp Drew isn't doing the pushups...damn...
Tobeh and Rose: *sighs*
Me: ...uhm...No...
Everyone else but Ash: *shakes head no*
Ash: ;-; Actually...Idk what they are...I'm guessing when I was younger I was all emo and all that so I-
Me: ASH YOU IDIOT DON'T USE EMO ITS VERY SERIOTYPICAL WORD! USE SCENE! AND THEY DON'T CUT THEIR FACES YOU DIPSHIT!
Ash: WELL HOW WOULD U KNOW?!
Me: ...lovely day we're having!
Tobeh and Rose: *sweat drops*
Me: good...
Leaf: well if he isn't that much of a douch like Gary then yah!
Red: *blushes shyly* I...I would never do anything like that!
Me: aaaawwww he's so innocent! ITS ADORABLE!
Red: o/o
Gary: I AIN'T NO JERK!
Me: well Imma end this chapter here! OH! And guess what? I'm thinking of becoming a youtuber! I just need to get a camera and such! What do you guys think? Do ya'll think I can make it?
Everyone: BYE!