The angel smelled the melon and then thumped it while Dean held two up to his chest, "What do you think of these?" He gave his lover a cheesy smile and wiggled his eyebrows.

Castiel poked at a soft spot on the fruit and frowned, "This one is bad. You melons are simulating breasts?"

Dean turned to Sam who was heading over from the cereal aisle carrying two big boxes of Super Bran Flakes, "What do think Sammy?" Sam nodded to an attractive female studying the cucumbers, "I'd rather look at her Dean sorry."

Dean elbowed him, "She's picking out her date for tonight…go for it Sam she was looking at you." Sam straightened his shirt and tested his breath then headed over. Dean watched with amusement as his baby brother struck up an awkward conversation about produce.

Dean grabbed Castiel and dragged him over to the cucumbers, he picked up a big one a pressed it on the angels belly, "Hey Cas I got something bigger than this for you."

Castiel gave Dean a deadpan expression and snapped a giant cucumber in half. Dean put his back immediately and gave the angel a sheepish smile, "Hey sweetheart take it easy."

"Perhaps a trip down the candy aisle is in order Dean."

"Why are you buying licorice whips?"

"I was thinking along the lines of a peppermint stick."

Dean took a step back from the cucumbers, "Fine maybe I'll just peppermint stick you with my dick."

The girl Sam was chatting up glanced over to the pair and back to Sam, "Are they with you?" Sam blocked her view of his brother and the angel, "Why would that be a deal breaker? If that's the case they are both dead to me."

"No, the bigger one is a jerk but the little one looks sweet enough. Family of yours…I'm sorry I didn't get your name."

Sam almost did a fist pump; he put on a dimple show, "Sam!"

Dean took over the cart and wheeled past his brother, he was determined to embarrass him, "Wear a condom Sammy."

…..

They were standing in the candy aisle and Dean grabbed a fist full of individually wrapped red licorice ropes and tossed them in the cart, he winked at Castiel who then waved a peppermint stick at Dean.

Dean countered with a chocolate Santa and made a shoving motion then pointed to the angel.

Castiel searched for something to top the hunter and spotted a giant gummy elf and wiggled it at Dean who turned white. He backed up with the cart and yelled, "You stick that elf up my ass and I swear your getting a Santa right up your angel hole!"

Dean turned right into to manager, a mother and two children.

…

Sam was about to close the deal when the manager shoved Dean toward Sam, "Is this yours?"

Sam gave his brother what Dean thought was the most mega bitch face ever and snapped, "Yeah that's mine…where is the other one?"

The manager hitched his thumb toward the check out, "That little weirdo is buying a cartload of candy," the manager shuddered, "pretty creepy."

Sam turned and the woman was gone, "Dean you are dead!"

Dean looked over to the check out where Castiel was waving the elf at Dean, "Don't worry Sam I think Cas is gonna kill me first."