"Now we do the…. Potatoes?"
"Doesn't the chicken need to stand first?"
"PETER NOT YET! Don't take it out yet!"
"But you said…"
"No I didn't!"
"Ed! Put the flour down!"
"But we need it for the batter…."
"Yes but…"
"Oh for goodness sakes, I'm not going to spill it, look!"
"Okay, okay. Now hand it here so I can beat it."
"Because clearly Lucy and I can't be trusted with mixing."
"Oh shush Edmund. Peter's oldest."
"Peter has no more cooking experience than any of us."
"He doesn't?"
"No. He can roast meat, but that's it."
"Honestly? But I learned more than that before Narnia."
"Worryingly Lu, even I know more than that."
"Hang on, if Peter can't cook why is he in charge of Susan's birthday dinner?"
"Beats me. He's making an impressive mess though; do you think he knows he had Yorkshire pudding batter in his hair?"
"I doubt it. Oh dear, I'd never have suggested we make Susan a special dinner if I'd known. I always figured he's learnt something in Narnia like us."
"Don't worry Lu, I've got it covered."
"Really? You're going to cook?"
"No. But the chip shop down the road is excellent."