Rated M for future violence, language and potential yaoi.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or it's characters.
Dear Lovino
... The virus I made to turn tomatoes into potatos has failed. Just like the time I tried to make a flying pig. But at least no one called any animal rights groups this time so it's all good ^^
One question... Can I stay over at your place for a few days?
From Earth
P.S. I wanna stay at your place because Russia is trying to make me become one with him. This is because he found out I'm the earth and he thinks if I become one with him tecnicaly everyone has become one with him *sweat drop*
P.P.S. If you let me stay over I'll stop trying to turn tomato's into potatos!
P.P.P.S. Fun fact! I don't know why I'm sending you this letter because I'm in the next room. Your brother let me in ^^
Dear Earth,
Thank god! Wait...why would you...never mind... What did you do to those pigs to make them sick animal rights groups on you?
Uh...I don't think that's a good idea...like at all...
~Lovino
P.S. Oh. Creepy. I can see why you'd want to hide. But why the hell would you pick my place?
P.P.S. Hm...maybe...I guess if it's only for a few days...
P.P.P.S. ...God fucking dammit Fratello...I think I have to move. Too many damn people know where I live...Maybe I'll ask tomato bastard if I can stay with him or something until I can find a new house...ugh...what a pain...
A/N: Hehe. Frustrated Lovi is fun~
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