~Intermission~

And now it's time for "Silly Songs with Fangface", the part of the story where Fangface comes out to sing a silly song.

Fangface will be singing the Argentinean ballad, "Dance of the Werewolf", sung in original Spanish. Puggsy will translate.

Puggsy and Fangface are standing in the middle of a sidewalk… and the werewolf is wearing a poncho and a sombrero, and Puggsy has the 'They'd Better Be Paying Us For This' look on his face.

Fangface: Ver el hombre lobo

Ver como se traslada

Como un Leon persiguiendo a un raton

"Watch the werewolf," Puggsy translated, watching as Fangface danced around. "See how he moves… like a lion chasing a mouse,"

Ver el hombre lobo

Oh Cómo suavizar su movimiento

Como la mantequilla en un mono Calvo

"Watch the werewolf… oh how smooth his motion," he then arched an eyebrow. "Like butter… on a bald monkey."

Ver el hombre lobo

Todos los demás envidia de su amigo

Desean moverse como él

"Watch the werewolf. All the others envy their friend… wishing to move like him,"

Baile de hombre lobo, baile de hombre lobo, baile de hombre lobo

Danza danza si

"Dancing werewolf, dancing werewolf, dancing werewolf, …dance, dance, yeah."

Fangface then stood beside Puggsy, motioning toward him. "Mira este chico. Él no puede bailar. Pobre niño. Él quiere podría danza como el hombre lobo, libre y suave, pero él no puede," he was narrating.

"Look at this guy," Puggsy translated. "Isn't it sad? He can't dance… poor kid," he paused, arching an eyebrow at Fangface. "He wishes he could dance, like the werewolf, free and smooth, but he… can't. ALRIGHT STOP THE MUSIC!"

The music immediately stopped and Puggsy glared at Fangface, who kept a calm, innocent look on his face.

"What do you mean I can't dance? I can dance? I was dancing in that 'It's All Coming Back To Me Now' chapter! Didn't you see me dancing in that chapter?"

"No comprendo." Fangface replied, bluntly.

Puggsy balled his fists. "No comprendo? I'll show YOU no comprendo!"

"Oh, just get back to the song, you guys!" Kim called from off-set. "The sooner we finish this, the sooner we can get back to the original plot!"

Puggsy sighed bitterly, then turned to Fangface. "You get off easy THIS time…"

The music started up again and Fangface continued the song, while Puggsy continued to translate.

Fangface: Escuchar el hombre lobo

Escuchar su voz fuerte

Como un León a punto de comer

"Listen to the werewolf," Puggsy translated, with less enthusiasm than last time. "Hear his strong voice… like a lion, about to eat."

Escuchar el hombre lobo

Oh qué dulce su voz

El sonido melodias voz como un coro de birdies poco

"Listen to the werewolf… oh how sweet his voice… the sound of his tune like the chorus of little birdies…"

Escuchar el hombre lobo

Todos los demás envidia de su amigo

Deseen cantar como él

Puggsy sighed. "Listen to the werewolf. All the others envy their friend, wishing to sing like him…"

Hombre lobo canto, hombre lobo canto, hombre lobo canto

Cantar, cantar, si

"Singing werewolf, singing werewolf, singing werewolf… sing sing, yeah."

Fangface once again stood by Puggsy, motioning to him. "Escuchar a este chico. ¿No es triste? Él no puede cantar. Pobre niño. Desea que él podía cantar, fuerte y seguro como el hombre lobo, pero él no. Su voz destruye windows…"

Puggsy glared at Fangface. "Listen to this guy. Isn't it sad? …he can't sing. Poor kid. …He wishes he could sing, strong and confident like the werewolf, but he can't. His voice shatters windows-" he then clenched his fists, turning to Fangface. "Alright, senior, that's it! Come over here and let me sing YOU a song!"

"Adios amigos!" Fangface said to the reader as he raced off.

This has been "Silly Songs with Fangface". Tune in next time to hear Fangface sing…

Fangface: Pugs is really angry!

I hope he doesn't catch me

It's hard to run with a sombrero on my head

0o0o0o0o0o0

A/N: Yeah, I was watching Veggietales… it had to be done. :P

Belated Reviewer Thanks

Tracker78: Thanks again. I hope you feel better soon. I've been feeling sick lately too, along with my nieces, so something might be going around. Hopefully it passes.