2-16-17: Minor edits done.

Challenge: There's a mix-up in the lab, which Reno and Zack instigate, and this causes Hojo to think that he is pregnant From the ever so lovely, Dantesdarkqueen.

"Yo~ Hojo." Reno called, a cheerfully evil grin on his face as he stepped into the scientist's office, a stack of papers balanced in his hands. The doctor looked up from where he was reviewing his latest data, a scowl on his face.

"What do you want?" He demanded. There was data to analyze, experiments to conduct, squid to coo over. He did not have time for Reno's shenanigans today. The redhead smirked, cheerfully handing him a report from Shinra's Medical Division.

"Delivery for you." Reno sing-songed, making sure to hand him the false report he had printed out in Rufus's office while the Vice President wasn't looking. Hojo looked at it suspiciously, not remembering why he was receiving it. "It's the report from your latest physical. Don't worry, I didn't look at it or anything."

He hadn't, well specifically he hadn't looked at the real one placed under the fake. He had looked at it when filed, and they –referring to Zack, Tseng and himself- had decided that the real one was too boring, so they made a fake one to spice things up. Zack had distracted Rufus with Cloud, a piece of string and a faked hostage situation –Cloud and Rufus thought it was real, and that was all that mattered- while he and Tseng typed up the 'new' one.

Hojo took it with a huff, not even noticing that there were two separate reports handed to him instead of just one. Reno hid a smirk and faked a concerned look as the greasy man threw it onto his desk without even looking at it.

"You might want to read it now, Doctor Whosits thought it was pretty important." And with that, the redhead left the office, leaving Hojo to his medical reports.

Reluctantly, our favorite doctor picked up his file and read the first line, then blinked and read it again. He took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes, making sure he was seeing what he thought he was seeing.

"I'M PREGNANT?!"

Outside his office, Reno collapsed into a fit of giggling.

Thanks to all for reading and reviewing.

(The hostage situation sounds like it might have been fun to write. I'm not actually sure which one Zack was holding hostage with a piece of string either.)