So…. Like…. REIS WON'T FUCKING LOVE ME! OUT EVERYONE ONLY FUCKING TOUTETSU AND BESTIE LOVE ME! REIS AM I FUCKING UNLOVABLE?! WHY MUST YOU PLAY WITH MY HEART YOU BITCH! -sobs- Also QUAID STOP APPEARING I ALREADY HAVE LIKE 8 OF YOU FUCKS AND SINCE I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH I CAN'T SELL YOU SO STOP APPEARING! PLEASE STOP FOR LORD LUCIUS I DON'T NEED TO GIVE ANGEL AN QUAID REVERSE HAREM!

The basic of my rants against the units. Mostly to Quaid and Reis, since Quaid in my opinion had became my stalker after finding two of his ass in my mail box this week making it up to 8, then I have Reis who refuse to fucking love me when I was willing to give my love to him, that prissy little bitch. Anyways onto the story!


Chapter 32

"Hello what's your name?" The sound of Angel's voice talking to someone caught everyone's attention as they averted their eyes to watch Angel talking to a little boy with bright golden hair and bright purple eyes that stared up at Angel with admiration.

"Y-Your so pretty! O-Oh name! My name is A-Adan! It's a pleasure to meet you miss!" The young boy shuffled his feet, his cheek flushed pink as he looked away from everyone's eyes, he looked up his eyes widen as lips trembled a bit. "I-I'm a s-summoner!" He squeaked out.

"You don't look like one, how old are you?" Tatsura asked but Adan ignored her as he stared at Angel with love and affection. "I-Is he ignoring me?" she muttered as Aymeko nodded.

"I-I um… C-Can you marry me?!" Adan squeaked out as everybody stared wide as Angel looked down at Adan her eyes widen.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"


"Kid get the fuck off of my sister!" Akuma yelled as Adan clung to Angel's waist, tears were in his eyes as he stared horrified at Akuma who glare menacingly down at Adan.

"... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Adan began to wailed as everybody glared at Akuma who began to panic as he tried to calm Adan down. "WHY ARE YOU SO SCARY!"

"Look what you did Akuma! You made him cry!" Locus shouted as he smacked Akuma's back because let's face it, trying to hit a 7'1"ft man isn't that easy. "Now apologies!"

Akuma grumbled as he glare down at Adan before looking away. "I'm sorry for yelling at you…" He grinded his teeth as Adan peek out behind Angel.

"Y-Your f-forgiven!" Adan squeaked out as Shiro, Crystina, Noelle, Cecelia and Aymeko cooed of how adorable he was.

"Adan are you here by yourself?" Auriel questioned as Adan looked down and shuffled his feet.

"N-No… My friend Mikey is here but we g-got separated and I-I, WAAAAAAH" Adan began to bawl his eyes out as Angel cooed and hugged him as she gently rub circle on his back.

"ADAN?! WHERE ARE YOU?!" A young boy's voice could be heard as the sound of footstep were nearby as Adan's eyes widen as he turned his head to look for the voice.

"M-MIKEY! I'M OVER HERE!" Adan cried out as the form of a little boy ran over to the group, his light pink hair and bright pink eyes shone brightly as he made it in front of them.

"Why did you run off Adan?! Did you know how worried I was?!" The pink hair boy shouted as Adan look down ashamed.

"Excuse me are you Mikey?" Auriel asked as the pink hair boy looked at them his eyebrows furrowed.

"That's my nickname, my name is Michaelo. Who are you?" The pink hair boy questioned as Adan hugged Angel.

"Mikey this is my wife!" Mikey didn't looked convinced as he stared blankly at Adan. "Her name is Angel! Isn't she pretty?" Adan said happily as Karl and Ace glared at Adan.

"Adan, she's older than you!" Mikey said as Adan pouted and kept his grip on Angel.

"She's my wife!" The two began to argue as everybody looked back between the two kids.

"She probably has a boyfriend!" Mikey huffed annoyed that his best friend was being an idiot.

The blonde and pinkette kept yelling at each other until Auren stepped in as he send them a glare causing the two kids to shrink under his gaze and run to Angel as they clung to her, their eyes looked horrified as Mark and Locus snickered at the confused looked on Auren's face. Auren turned to look at the children until they start wailing as they tighten their grip on Angel.

"Auren I think you're scaring the children." Karl said as everybody watch the kids cry and clung to Angel.

"I'm not that scary…" Auren bend down to the two kids eye-level but only for Mikey to sucker punch the shit out of Auren's face causing some (mainly Locus, Akuma, Ignis, Ace and Mark) to laugh.

"Auren, you're one of the most scariest person ever, you have that face that screams 'FUCK WITH ME AND I'LL MURDER YOUR BITCH ASS' and that doesn't scream friendly at all." Ace said as he receive a glare from Aurne. "Just saying…" he raised his hand in defence.

"I think you need to get away from them Auren…" Tatsura said as Auren sighed and moved away from the two children and stood at Tatsura side while glaring at Locus who stood at Tatsura's other side.

"U-Um Mikey and Adan, where are your parents?" Noelle asked as the two boys looked at each other with a sad look.

"My parents abandon me and left me to die in the wild…" Mikey held Angel's leg tightly as he looked away.

"M-My parents w-were killed." Adan sniffled as he tried to wipe the tears away.

"O-Oh I'm sorry for asking!" Noelle stuttered as the two boys looked away from the group.

"Hey we should just go out and eat so let forget what just happened!" Evelyne said happily trying to lighten the mood as Mark quickly agreed, he wrapped his arm around her waist and pecked her cheek causing Ace to fumed, while Akuma and Mikey to look at them with disgusted.


Everybody paled as they watch the scrap of food being scattered, small piece of meat splatted on the wall while vegetables could be seen on the ceiling. They look between the two children and the twins, Akuma who was stuffing his cheeks with food like a chipmunk as he pay no attention to everyone compare to his younger twin, Angel who sat very elegantly as if she could be mistaken for royalty while the two kids, Mikey and Adan were eating like pack of wolves causing Shiro to nearly hurl at their way of eating.

"Soooo how's the food?" Ignis broke the silence causing Akuma to whirled his head to group with his cheeks puffed up with food.

"Mmmmhphfff!" Akuma couldn't speak with like a shit ton of food in his mouth as he return to stuffing his face, which caused sweatdrops to appear at everyone's head as they turned their head to Angel who looked at them with curious gaze.

"Aren't you all hungry?" Angel questioned as some glance at Akuma and the children before staring at Angel.

"N-Nah we just lost our appetite." Kuroi answered while everybody nodded and agreed with him while trying to look at something that wasn't at them.

"I think you boys should slow down- AAAAAAAAAH" Mark was soon dragged into giant water tank as a octopus was seen dragging him in because someone (-cough-Ace-cough-) thought it be awesome to sit in front of giant hungry ass octopus that could be the cockroach and eagle's love child.

"MARK HOLD ON I'M COMING FOR YOU BABE!" Evelyne screamed out in fear as she jumped into the tank before wrestling the octopus who held Mark captived.

"BRO I'M COMING FOR YOU TOO!" Locus screeched as he too jump into the tank and help Evelyne battle the evil octopus to save Princess Mark who somehow had seawood covering his head making him look like a woman just slightly.

Everybody stopped and watched as Locus and Evelyne were beating the shit out of the octopus as Mark was seen being ensnared by seaweed, Kuroi and Noelle were glad that they weren't entirely crazy in their relationship if that were happen then shit was going to go down if the two shy birds were crazy. Shiro and Ignis were ignoring the crazy show as the two were being awfully shady, the two had their back turn but a picture could be seen as sound of Shiro panting were heard, Crystina who decide to peek over Shiro's shoulder only to shriek and fell as she crawled away from the haunting image of Kuro in nothing but his small clothes left her scarred for life.

"Is anyone eating this?" Akuma said as bit of food got out.

"That is disgusting, eat with your mouth close and yes just take it! Just seeing you eat make me feel like throwing up!" Auren snapped as Akuma glared but he return to stuffing his cheek.

"Angel, how can you handle living with him?" Auriel asked as Angel stopped drinking her orange juice, she did a close-eyed smile causing Karl and Ace to blush.

"When you're born with a twin like Akuma then you get use to his strange eating habits." Angel smiled as Adan clung to her causing Akuma to frown but he kept eating.

"See Mikey! Angel would be the best wife! She would love us, care for us and protect us!" Adan squealed as Aymeko, Cecelia and Noella cooed because Shiro was too busy drooling at the picture of Kuro in small clothes while giving Ignis the bag of zels and Crystina was trying to rid her mind of the horrifying picture that she saw.

"If we're going to be marrying Angel, we have to protect her! Not us protecting her!" Mikey stated as Adan pouted and blew raspberry at Mikey.


"You guys should visit our orphanage!" Adan chirped as he grasped Angel's hand and began running ahead with the group having to chase him.

"That kid is full of energy!" Ace said as everybody nodded and agree as they all stop in front of humble house that had playground and kids playing in them.

"Come on! You should meet Miss Carmen!" Adan dragged Angel in as everybody followed to meet a woman probably in her late thirties with chocolate brown hair and sun-kissed skin as her green eyes brighten at the sight of visitors, she was very beautiful.

"Hola amigos! I am Carmen, I see you have befriend Adan and Michaelo, come have a seat!" Carmen gesture to the chairs as everybody sat on the chairs while Adan and Mikey went off to play with the other kids. "It's nice to know that Adan and Michaelo made more friends!"

Adan and Mikey then came running in with couple of children following behind them as the blonde and pinkette each grabbed Angel's hand with their face filled with pride. "This is our wife! Her name is Angel! Isn't she pretty?!" The kids began to agreed as they all then dragged Angel away to play.

"My your friend is very popular si?" Carmen giggled as everybody chuckled and laughed.

"You could say that, she really is a very kind person." Tatsura smiled as Locus faked yawn and tried to wrap his arm around Tatsura only for Auren to smack him.

"You are quite popular no?" Tatsura blushed bright red at Carmen's commented as she rapidly shook her head no.

"Don't be shy chica, accept the compliment!" Carmen smiled as Tatsura's face burn as she hid them behind her hands.

"T-Thank you…" Tatsura mumbled.

"You very welcome chica!" Carmen turned her eyes to the two couple who were holding hands. "Ah I remember when I was your age that I met a man, he was handsome and silly. I loved him with all my heart." Carmen sighed sadly.

"W-What happen to him?" Noelle stuttered but her eyes widen as she sees tears trail down Carmen's face. "I-I'm sorry that I asked something personal!" Noelle looked down guilty as she felt Kuroi's hand squeezing her hand.

"It's fine… The love of my life Alexander Ackerman went missing with his 3 other brothers and I haven't seen him since… I-It's just that I remember he told me that when he come back from his mission that we were going to wed… I can still feel his kisses and the ring he left me still lays on my hand and I just… Oh Alex!" Carmen began to weep as Evelyne tightly squeezed Mark's hand to know that he wasn't going to leave her.

Cecelia quickly rushed to Carmen side as she hugged the poor woman as she said soothing words, Auriel looked away sadly as Kuro stare at the heartbroken woman before turning his gaze toward Auriel, his eyes soft and sad, he looked down at Mini Kuro and tilted his head to gesture to move as the kitten mew in understand as the kitten moved and sat in Auriel's lap as her hand began to slowly petted the kitten.

"I-I'm sorry that I broke down like that… It's just that-" Carmen looked up as she saw Akuma giving her comforting look, his hand squeezed her.

"You love him, you love him with all your heart, the people and myself know how it feels to lose the person you love. We know how it feels to know that the last time you heard someone told you that they loved you but to never come back home again, so it's alright, it's alright to cry, it doesn't make you weak. It only makes you stronger, so it's fine." Akuma looked down with a sad smile as his eyes were soft and calm, everybody stared at him in shocked but he didn't seem to care as the woman burst into tears as she latched on to Akuma sobbing. "There, there, let it all out, you have been strong. Caring these orphans emotionally and mentally that you didn't have the chance, the chance to let it out, to let your emotions to run free." Akuma muttered softly as he held Carmen gently.

"W-Why did it have to be Alex?!" She wailed out as everybody looked at each other before leaving Akuma to help the woman to cry out her feelings.


"Miss Angel look, look!" A little girl with bright red hair that was in a pig tails hold a sloppy flower crown.

"Wow thank you Luna! It's so beautiful!" bend her head down letting the little girl place the flower on Angel's head.

"Now Miss Angel is ready for the wedding!" Luna giggled as she hugged Angel before she notice the group walking over. "Miss Angel your friends are here!" Luna giggled as she pointed at the group who shuffled over like herd of sheep "I'm going to make more pretty flower crowns for them."

"How are you feeling Angel?" Ace asked as Angel just grinned and sat down while the group sat in a circle watching her fiddling around with some flowers.

"I'm doing fine, thank you…. How are you all doing?" Angel said softly as the others looked around seeing who was going to answered when Karl spoke up causing Ace to glare at him.

"Well Carmen had emotional break down but she fine now since your brother is caring for her." Karl spoke as Noelle looked down guilty.

"It's not your fault Noelle, you were just curious." Kuroi said softly as he kissed Noelle's head gently. "So don't blame yourself." Kuroi lightly peppered Noelle's face with soft kisses as he held her tight. "You are perfect to me so don't say it's your fault." Kuroi cooed as he stroked Noelle's head lightly.


WHY WON'T REIS LOVE ME?! I WOULD GIVE HIM ANGEL'S LOVE BUT NO! ONLY A FUCKING ARMY OF QUAID COME IN AND JUST PUSH AWAY MY BABY, IT'S LIKE THEY KNOW THAT I WANT REIS TO BE IN ANGEL'S REVERSE HAREM SO THEY ARE LIKE

"You want to give Angel more guys to love her? Sorry bitch but I'm all she needs"

LIKE NO QUAID, JUST FUCKING NO! I WAS OKAY WITH 2 NOT FUCKING 8 OF YOU FUCKS TRYING TO DESTROY MY DREAMS. I CAN'T EVEN SELL YOU OR THROW YOU AWAY BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE UNIT AND I HATE YOU FOR THAT! SO GUMI, STOP GIVING ME QUAIDS! I DON'T WANT ANYMORE ONLY SHIT PLEASE I BEG OF YOUUUUUUUU, JUST GIVE ME REIS!

Well thats my rant gone to shit, anyways what are your opinions on Miss Carmen, Adan and Mikey? While you comment or do some weird stuff, I'm just going to dig myself a hole and rot away -sobs-

ALSO IN THE MORNING IT'S HOT AS FUCK. CANADA YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE COLD NOT HOT.