Spidey: I'm back, with more reviews! Dr. Diabolo will be joining us for the rest of the chapter! Submit your crazy scifi stories of what crazy future's you'd see if you look through the shears of fate, and maybe they'll appear in the next chapter!

Dr. Diabolo: Do you dare see what Dr. Diabolo sees?

Spidey: I'm bored, so sure! -looks into the shears of fate-

Spidey's crazy future thingy...

Spidey: -sitting at the computer, watching Tengen Toppa on Youtube- This anime is SO epic! sometimes I wish I could go inside it! -is suddenly sucked into a screen, and brought into the Tengen toppa universe- Freakin' sweat!

Kamina: Who the hell are you?

Spidey: KAMINA! YOU'RE ALIVE!

Kamina: Of course i'm alive, why wouldn't I be?

Spidey: OH, yeah, this episode is before you..um...nothing! Hey, why do you talk about Simon's drill so much? I mean, if you were gay it would make sense, but you're not since you wanna 'combine' with Yoko...

Kamina: WHAT?

Spidey: Oh well... OH, hi Yoko! Thanks for providing us all with fanservice!

Yoko: WHAT?!

Spidey: Yeah, I know, clothes must be hard to aquire in the future; what, with Kamina and Simon going shirtless, and you wearing a bikini and a thong....ooh look, it's that pathetic loser Viral who always gets his a$s handed to him! Hi Viral!

Viral: -inside his Gunmen- What?

Kamina: So, back for more ass kickin' are you? -gets into Gurren-

Simon: -gets into Lagan-

-both mechs combine into Gurren Lagan-

Spidey: Hey Viral, how does it feel to know that everyone you work for is going to get pwned by Kamina and Simon? You must feel like the pathetic loser you really are...oh look, it's Rosseiu! Don't trust him, he's going to go emo and betray you all!

Rosseiu: What?

Kamina: -has Gurren Lagan turn to Viral's mech- What do you say we make a temporary alliance?

Viral: Sounds good to me...

Yoko: -pulls out huge machine gun- I like that plan...

Spidey: I don't remember this happening in the series...

-all three characters turn towards Spidey and start shooting him-

-shears suddenly cut thread, causing the setting to return to normal-

Spidey:...well, that was enlightening.

Sidney: What did you see?

Spidey: I saw why it's a bad idea to piss off people with giant robots...

Sidney: -opens mouth to say something, but then closes mouth and shakes head- No, I don't wanna know...

Spidey: Good; FIRST QUESTION!

ERIN NIGHTSHADE
Comes Back and waves to Michael with love and affection. Gives Spidey all
sorts of powers. Gives Freddy a giant glove to kill more people with. Waves to
Pinhead. Okay, questions.

Freddy - Can I wear your hat while you kill people? So you don't get blood on
it.

Michael - Why was Dr. Loomis stalking you? You weren't doing anything. I LOVE
YOU! *HUGS*

Pinhead - I'm sorry for the last question I asked you. I think you rock. So,
tortured anyone lately?

Hannibal - Any good recipes in your book?

Jason - Move away from home. Put your mother in a retirement home. You'll end
up like Norman if you don't.

Spidey - What's your top ten favorite horror movies?

Idea: Reagan from the Exorcist should show up! She's awesome!

Freddy: NO! MY HAT, MINE! MY PRECIOUSSSS! -holds hat away from her- And besides, I know a guy that's really good at getting blood stains out.

Michael: I don't know; there was absolutely no reason for him to start stalking me; he had no way of knowing I was going to kill most of my sisters friends then hunt her down with a knife!

Pinhead: It's alright; and no, Spidey won't let me have any victims...

Spidey: -rolls eyes and throws the skrull to him- It's a skrull, so noone will miss it anyway...

Pinhead: YAY! -goes to torture skrull-

Jason: I tried taking her to a retirement home, but when I handed her head to the nurse, she screamed and fainted....it made me sad that she was insulting my mother, so I started stabbing her with my machete, and then this other nurse started screaming, so I went and started stabbing her, and things just got worse from there...

Spidey: Evil Dead, Nightmare on Elmstreet, Halloween, Stephen King's It, Psycho (from what I've seen of it), Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original), Hell Raiser, Child's Play, Scream, and Torture Garden. Might not QUITE be in order, but are still all on the list. Next question!

BlazingFireAngelXXX

Ash: Who would win in a fight between Dante and you?
Hinata:-Counter-
Sakura:-throw her in the pit of 300 horny Spidey clone who take 500 Viagra
every seconds-
Dracula:-behead him-
Jason:-sings his mother is a (vulgar term for female dog)-

Ash: I don't know. -goes to fight Dante-

Hinata: The Gentle Fist Castration technique cannot be countered!

Sakura: This can't end well...

Spidey: -throws chainsaw into pit-

Sakura: Thanks Spidey! -catches chainsaw and starts massacring clones-

Dracula: What did you do that for? -turns into gas and reforms-

Jason: -steals Cloud's sword and goes after BFA- NOBODY TALKS ABOUT MY MOTHER THAT WAY!

Spidey: Alas, poor BFA; I didn't really know him... Next question!

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Wishmaster: -timidly comes out of hiding place, and nodded her head-

Pennywise: -steps forward and cautiously hugs him- I'm sorry for being
m…m-mea- mean to you… in fact… -looks at all the horror icons that
she'd poked with a icicle- I'm really sorry for being a bloody pest to all
of you… m…m-may I have a hug? If not, I'll understand… -sighs and
looks down at her feet, sadly-

Norman: - clips on a friendship bracelet around his wrist and gives him a
chest full of chocolate chip brownies- C…C-Can I be your friend? Even
thought... you and Norma Bates think all women are succubus and… evil.

Freddy: -quietly tip-toes behind him, without warning, she'd glomps him-
Happy belated Halloween, Freddy! Anyways, can ya show me around your infamoushouse and boiler room? –doing the puppy eyes- if… you're not busy smack talkin' the Lead Cenobite's mother…

Wishmaster: So...wanna wish for something?

Pennywise: Meh, go ahead; just don't let the other evil demonic murders see; or I'll have to kill thousands of people to restore my image.

Norma: She's adorable! MARRY HER NORMAN!

Freddy: Sure I can! I'll just have my apprentices smack talk Pinhead's mother while I'm away! -carries her to Boiler room-

Spidey: -yells inside- YOU TWO BETTER KEEP IT T-RATED IN THERE! Next question...

Law the Lord of Souls

wow this is a great ask fic. i have just finished reading the day after
halloween weird, anywho I would like to start by asking freddy how come you
don't use your dream powers to make yourself look normal I mean you can do
that right. and also to every one if you were the opposite sex what would be
different besides either having or not having boobs and the reproductive
organs like personality things exept for hannibal cause thats kinda creepy to
think about... on second thought never mind i want to see what he would say.

well ttfn ta ta for now

Freddy: It's scarier that way.

Spidey: Huh? Did the text wall ask you something?

Sidney: -sighs- He asked everyone what would be different if they were the opposite sex...

Spidey: -groans- he expects me to remember EVERYONE in this fic...ah well, I'll try!

Freddy: Maybe I wouldn't have kidnapped little girls and killed them... but I'd still be an evil serial killer.

Jason: I wouldn't be as big, I guess? And maybe the mean boys at the camp wouldn't have been AS eager to drown me in the lake...

Dr. Diablolo: Maybe I AM the opposite sex of what you think I am...but maybe I'm not and am just messing with your head; you never know with me!

Norman: Mother would be an over-protective father and would be more afraid of me being stolen away by a man than a woman. -randomly runs away and comes back dressed in drag- Oh, that son of mine! I'm not over-protective...I just wouldn't want ANYONE to steal my Norman away...he's mine damnit, MINE!

Michael: People wouldn't think I was gay because of rainbow-flower...

Rainbowflower:...

Michael: It's ok Rainbowflower, I don't care what those jerks say...-hugs stuffed unicorn-

Gomez: I'd be the tomboyish, yet sexy female heiress to the family fortune...and maybe I'd join Charle's angels...oh, and me and Morticia would have hot yuri smex....

Morticia: But we already have hot smex....

Gomez: But not hot YURI smex!

Morticia: True...and assuming this is the same universe where Gomez is female, I'd probably be the silent, somewhat shy, and efeminate poor boy who fell madly in love with the rich, yet Tomboyish heiress.

Gomez: -looks at Morticia-

Morticia: -looks at Gomez-

-both make out-

Spidey: FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, SAVE IT FOR THE CLOSET! YOU TWO ARE HORNIER THAN MOST RABBITS!

Leatherface: I dunno...wouldn't really matter all that much.

Pinhead: I have no gender; the body I am currently using was originally male, but I have done away will any and all gender! Join us in our eternal pain and pleasure! Become a cebonite! It's what all the kids are doing nowadays...-getures to two cebonites behind him-

Cebonite #1: Do you think that chick's hawt?

Cebnoite #2: Nope!

Cebonite #1: Me neither!

-both high five-

Pinhead: See? Cebonite is the new goth! It's also the new emo, beatnik, hippie, gangsta, punk, and any other peculiar social group that somehow reached popularity thanks to disgruntled teenagers and pop-culture...

Sidney: Maybe I wouldn't have started dating a psychotic murderer who was planning to inflict stabbity death on me the whole time.

Hannibal: To tell you the truth; almost nothing would change. I would still be the man...person I am today, and if anything, maybe in my younger years my gender would only be another weapon in my arsenol.

Spidey: As many people are in this fic, it would be too troublesome to find them all, so why don't I just move on my saying NEXT QUESTION!

Skullblade

Orochimaru: It's called sarcasm.
Ed: -stabs Jason in reflex-
Spidey: Woo! Popcorn!
Sakura: ...I'm not quite sure.
Spidey: Indeed he is...
Gomez: -gets ready-
Morticia: Wasn't that great?
Pugsley: ...-explodes-
Enaku: Erm, sorry about Skull exploding, I'll get what's left of him in the
cloning tank right away. I'll just pick up where he left off...
Wednesday: -touches hair-
Fester: ...-hands a lightbulb-
Enaku: ... um... Too the Cloning Tank!

Orochimaru: What does that word mean?

Jason: Hey, you say hi by stabbing people too? -says hi back to him with his machete-

Spidey: Since I recently got my braces off, I can EAT popcorn...then again, when I had braces, I ate it anyway...

Sakura: Well, I'd also like some more Sasuke bashing in ATN; he deserves it for not noticing me all those years, and since ATN Sasuke is currently straight, he doesn't really have an excuse.

Spidey: He does it for a living! Wait...what did you want him to kill again?

Gomez: Engard! -flips forward and lands near Skullblade in a fighting stance with his word pointing towards him-

Morticia: Weren't you that guy I thought was Gomez cause I was drunk and almost ended up doing things with in the closet before the alcohal poisoning kicked in and I lost conciousness?

Pugsley: It's ok; I know how hard it can be to resist the urge. -eats lit dynamite-

Wednsday: -pulls out chainsaw- People who touch my hair should lose their arms and most of their limbs in a chainsaw related murder....

Fester: -sticks lightbulb in mouth and lights it- Thanks pal!

Spidey: Make sure you clean out the fly DNA first...I was cloning them so Wednsday would have something to practice throwing her cards at...-points to Wednsday, who just pinned a fly to a wall on the other side of the room by throwing a regular playing gard at it- Next question!

Ronnie-The angel of Darkness

Freddy: How did ya become a dream deamon?
Ash: What exacly are you? A Robot/ Human? Spidey: Waz up!!
Jason: Hows your life?
Sidney: you scare me

Freddy: Meh, I got burned to death, things happened, and I started killing teenagers in their dreams...

Ash: The name is Ashley J. Williams -loads gun- Housewares.

Spidey: Nuthin. And you're a new reviewer, so you get some perverted fanart for the pairing of your choice! Made by either Sai, or Morticia!

Jason: Still dead; how are you?

Sidney: You're wise to be...-scary look-

Spidey: -backs away from Sidney- Is it just me, or did she just get a hundred times scarier? NEXT QUESTION!

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Sasuke: Are you sure it has nothing to do with the fact that you are a pretty
boy? Don't worry I support you as seme but I'm curious about something. Can
you pass for a girl without sexy no jutsu. -holds up a pretty black dress- Try
this on.
Orochimaru: You did a good job in training Sasuke power-wise but I must say
that you did a horrible job in raising him to have good manners. He is more of
a disrespectful, arrogant brat now than before he went to you. Would you mind
if I sent him to you to train him to be more respectful?
To the immortal horror icons: What are the benefits and downsides of being
immortal?

Sasuke: I'm NOT putting on a dress for you, pervert.

Orochimaru: Hey, I tried to teach him good manners, but when I did, he slapped me and told me to teach him new jutsus, and so I b1tch slapped him, then threw him into a cell with this one crazy pink-haired chick with glasses that I don't remember the name of as punishment...And I'd say the drawback of being immortal is being trapped in this damned sword I'm now canonically trapped in.

Freddy: I can't kill horny teenagers unless they remember me...

Jason: Horny teenagers skinny dipping in my water supply.

Dracula: Being in all those horrendously crappy Hammer Films, not to mention those "Daughter of Dracula", "Son of Dracula" and "House of Dracula" travesties...

Pinhead: Being trapped in a damned puzzle box...

Chucky: Being a damned doll.

Spidey: That's all the immortals in this fic that I can think of.

Sidney: Well, it's been MONTHS since you typed that line, I don't think anyone else is going to review.

Spidey: Ah, can't we wait a little longer...

All the fans of this fic: NO!

Spidey: Fine...I guess updating this story would be a good start for me to get back to updating anyway. I've kept my fans waiting too long! -goes to his log in, then turns on some random lights outside that say 'open for business'- No more waiting for my writers block to clear up! I don't care if I have to type random, crappy oneshots till I get some ideas for my actual stories; fans of my fics shall wait no longer! Spidey3000 is back in business!