Hello, readers! Thanks to all the nice reviews, I updated fast! Hopefully, this will become a regular thing!
Jet: I give it a month…
Shut up, Disclaimer boy.
Jet: I sound like a super hero!!
Uh, sure. Normally I would dedicate this to whoever reviewed some odd number but troth5 really earns the shout out. troth5 gave me the idea for this chapter so thanks a lot!!!! And thanks to shortybubbles27 for confetti!
Jet: Dundundundaaaa!! Disclaimer Boy!!!! She doesn't own Avatar. Or Cinderella
Thanks again for all the love! Happy reading!
Me: (reading a book) And then SUDDENLY-
All: (gasp) What?
Me: (turns page) They lived happily every after! (closes book) Like it or love it?
Toph: Kimono I'm not sure Cinderella is suppose to be read as a suspenseful mystery book.
Me: So is that a love it?
Ozai: Does the prince go on to be King and rule the whole world?
Azula: Why doesn't the stepmother just kill Cinderella?
Aang: Why does everyone hate Cinderella?
Me: Do I look like I wrote the book?!
Iroh: Well you did scribble out the authors name and write yours.
Me: (looks at book) Excuse me while I find some way to get pen off the front cover. (runs to her room)
Mai: (sigh) So bored.
Zuko: You're always bored.
Mai: Then entertain me.
Zuko: No way. Ask Sokka to do it.
Mai: Sokkaaaa.
Sokka: Whaaaat?
Mai: Entertain me.
Sokka: Ok! Confetti blaster time! (pulls out confetti blaster and shoots everywhere)
Aang: Yay confetti!!
Ty-lee: Colors!!
Mai: (hides under couch) Colors!! Ahh! Don't let them get me!!
Zuko: (throws confetti at Ozai) Take that!
Ozai: (throws confetti at Zuko) Take THAT!
Iroh: Confetti fight! (everyone starts throwing confetti everywhere)
Later-
Azula: So who's gonna clean up all the confetti?
All but Katara: Not it!
Sokka: Ha! Katara you have to clean up!!
Katara: (staring out window) …ok…
Zuko: You ok, Katara? You haven't said anything all chapter.
Katara: Uh, I'm ok!
Toph: She's lying.
Zuko: Don't lie to me! I thought you loved meeee!!
Mai: I do!
Ozai: We know.
Katara: I'm not lying! I'm gonna start cleaning so everyone out.
Sokka: What's up with you that you can't tell your big brother-
Katara: I said out! (pushes everyone out of room)
Iroh: She did say out…
Ty-Lee: Come on guys; think! What could be wrong with Katara that she can't tell us?
Azula: Maybe she's pregnant.
Aang: Noooo!!! (cries)
Sokka: (whacks Zuko with boomerang) Zuko how could you?!
Zuko: What makes you think it was me?!
Mai: You share a room with her!
Zuko: So?!
Sokka: You're the only person who could. (points at himself) I'm her brother. (points at Aang) He doesn't know how to get a girl pregnant, (points at Iroh) He's too nice and everyone else is a girl! It has to be you!
Ozai: I'm not a girl.
Aang: So you admit it was you!
Ozai: No! I'm just saying-
Zuko: Well it wasn't me!!
Toph: She's not pregnant. I would feel it.
All: Ohhh…
Zuko: See?!
Ty-Lee: It could be 'that time of month'…
Aang: What time of month?
-Silence-
Mai: Someone should really explain this stuff to him.
Sokka: What else could it be?
Out of nowhere an arrow hit Ozai in the head-
Ozai: OWW!! Getitout!!! .OUT!!!!
Azula: (pulls arrow out of head) There's a note on it!
Ozai: I'm bleeding!!
Aang: What's it say?
Ozai: Someone help me!!
Iroh: (takes note) It looks like a business card.
Ozai: (lying on floor bleeding) Helphelphelphelphelp…
Iroh: 'Detective service. Need help solving a mystery? Let the P.I.C.K team help you! Located in Kimono's room'
Sokka: We don't need that! I'm all the detective we need!!
Katara: (comes out of confetti room) OMG guys, what happened to Ozai?!
Zuko: (hugs Katara) I'm sorry I yelled at you, Katara!! (kisses on cheek)
Katara: You're so sweet!
Sokka: Now that you're in a good mood… (puts on hat and takes out pipe from "Avatar Day" episode) Tell us why you were so upset before.
Katara: (pushes Zuko off her) I'm fine, guys! Stop asking me!!
Toph: She's-
Katara: AND I'M NOT LYING!!
Azula: (rolls eyes) With a response like that how could we think you are?
Katara: Shut up! (runs to her room)
Zuko: (whacks Azula and Sokka) Happy now?! My girlfriend's mad at me!
Mai: No I'm not. I love you! (hugs Zuko)
Zuko: I mean Katara.
Aang: Since when is she your girlfriend?
Zuko: Have you missed all the fluff the author's put in the story?
Mai: Doesn't mean she's your girlfriend.
Toph: More importantly; she's mad at all of us. Not just you.
Iroh: Maybe we should see this detective team.
Sokka: Alright…I wonder what P.I.C.K stands for?
In Kimono's bedroom-
Ty-Lee: Why are the lights out?
Toph: The lights are out?
Voices from other side of room: Welcome to our head quarters!!
Azula: Cut the crap, Kimono, we know it's you.
Voice from other side of room: Yes, but can you guess who my two accomplices are?
Aang: I'm gonna bet on Noah and Greg.
Noah: (turns lights on) Damn it.
Greg: How did you know it was us?!
Iroh: It says your names on the back of the card.
Me: Great. Well then why-
Mai: If Noah's here shouldn't there be a hole in a wall somewhere?
Noah: Well I came in from over there (points behind him) but there's no hole.
Everyone looks at the wall with a poster on it saying 'This is not a hole in the wall'-
Zuko: How convincing.
Me: Anyway, why have you come for the P.I.C.K team's services?
Sokka: First tell us what P.I.C.K stands for.
Greg: No. What's the problem?
Zuko: It's Katara. Something's bugging her and she won't tell us what.
Greg: Hmmm…Have you consisted her being preg-
Toph: She's not.
Noah: Is it 'that time-
Ty-Lee: Thought of that, too.
Noah and Greg: This case is too haaaaaard. Do we have to help, Kimono?
Me: Yes. Luckily; I know what's wrong!
Greg: Really?!
Noah: Tell us!
All: Yeah!!
Me: No way, this chapter is not nearly long enough. I want to help you guys figure it out for your selves.
Noah: I thought you trusted us! Waaaa!!! (runs crying through poster that says 'This is not a hole in the wall' and runs though the wall behind it)
Aang: So there really wasn't a hole in the wall!
Greg: Duh. Why do you think we put up the poster?
Mai: Then how did Noah get here?
Me: He was in my closet so there's no hole.
Toph: Why was he-
Me: I don't know.
Azula: If you're not going to tell us what's wrong with Katara then help us figure it out. NOW!
Me: Indeed. Follow me.
Outside-
Me: (points to sky) What do you see?
All: (look up)
Aang: I see a cloud shaped like a bunny!
Ty-Lee: I see one shaped like a flower!
Sokka: I see Myuh on the roof!
Zuko: All I can see is the sun.
Iroh: What are you showing us?
Me: What?! (looks up) Its still daytime?!
Mai: Yeah
Me: Damn it. I'll have to do something else! (runs into house)
All: (follow)
In Katara and Zuko's room-
Me: Katara; out. We need to investigate.
Katara: Investigate what?
Me: Doesn't matter; get out!!
Katara: This is my room!!
Zuko: Actually it's our room.
Katara: Whatever, I'm not leaving!
Ty-Lee: What if I told you…it's raining outside! Yeah! Go dance in the rain!! You like water, right?
Katara: Water!! (runs outside)
Iroh: So why did you bring us here?
Me: We need to look around her room for clues.
Katara: (comes back in) Guys, it's not raining.
Silence-
Toph: (throws Myuh at Katara knocking her out) Why are we looking for exactly?
Me: Stuff that-
Zuko: Did you just knock out Katara?!
Toph: Yeah, why?
Aang: You could have really hurt her! Don't do that!
Zuko: You could have done something other than knocking Katara out, Toph!
Toph: How would you stop her from going all Sugar Queen on us?
Mai: We could have shoved her out the door and locked it.
Ty-Lee I could have blocked her chi.
Iroh: We could have pushed her into a big puddle of honey and gotten her stuck, then we get a giant net and trap her while somehow rearranging the house to look like the South Pole and-
Azula: You're not done talking and I still think it's a bad idea.
Toph: So Kimono, same question from before?
Me: Stuff like odd things that don't belong here. Anything suspicious.
All: Ok! (start looking around room)
Azula: This is stupid. We're never going to find- Ooooo! (picks up dart gun ammo) Cool…
Zuko: (grabs it) That's mine!
Aang: (picks up book) 'Over 1,000 cheat code for Nintendo Games' Is this suspicious?
Zuko: That's mine, too!
Ty-Lee: Wow! Blue glitter nail polish!
Zuko: Umm..
Ty-Lee: This is yours, too?
Zuko: Um, well I bought it for Katara so I could paint her nails…
All: (silence)
Sokka: And you call your self a man…
Me: Can we stay on task here people?
All: Fine…
Toph: If I was ever keeping something from you like Katara is with us, would you hire someone to find out what it was?
Aang: No. I would wait until you wanted to tell me.
Toph: …Really? (blush) I was all prepared to hit you but you're sweet.
Aang: (blush) Thanks!
Mai: You two! One thing at a time!
Iroh: I think I found something!
All: (run over) What?!
Iroh: A calendar.
Zuko: So?
Sokka: Hey look! Today is circled in red!
Ty-Lee: It IS her time of month! I was right!
Me: First of all; that's too boring. Second; that's not it.
Azula: That what's so special about today?
Zuko: Wait; there's something written at the bottom.
Aang: (reads it) 'F.M'…what's that mean?
Me: Maybe the 'L' got erased.
Mai: 'F.M' could mean…'Flesh Milk'?
Sokka: 'Female Monster' is more likely. And EWW!
Aang: 'Failing Manuscript'?
Toph: "Fone Mailing'?
Me: Phone doesn't start with 'F'.
Toph: (holds up fist) 'FI'm gonna punch you the face if you correct me again' does, right?
Me: S-Sure! Whatever you say!
Iroh: Kimono, since you already know what's up with Katara, can you tell us what F.M means?
Me: I'll give you a hint; what's the opposite of the second book in the Twilight series?
Mai: A good book?
Me: Other than that.
Ty-Lee: The opposite of New Moon… Full Moon!
Zuko: So THAT'S what F.M stands for!
Me: Yep! That's why I took you outside. And if it's a full moon tonight…?
All: Umm…
Me: Oh come on people, its not that hard.
Katara: (wakes up) What's going on…?
Myuh: SHE'S AWAKE!! (throws itself at Katara)
Katara: (dodges) What are you doing with my calendar?!
All: Umm…running away. (all run to Kimono's room)
Katara: GIVE THAT BACK!!!
In Kimono's room-
Zuko: She's pissed.
Toph: What was your first clue?
Ty-Lee: Full Moon…what does that mean?
Me: You really don't know?
Katara: (sneaks arm under door and grabs calendar)
Aang: Well, hello creepy, stretchy arms…
Katara: (slams open door) DID YOU JUST CALL ME CREEPY?!
Aang: AAAAHHH!!! (tries to run)
Katara: Oh no you don't!! (bloodbends Aang back into room)
Azula: Oh! She was worried about blood bending! I get it!
Aang: HEEEEELLLLLP!! (Katara makes him punch himself)
Sokka: Katara get a hold of your self!
Katara: Get a hold of THIS! (bloodbends Sokka into Aang)
Zuko: Someone snap her out of it!
Me: Someone kiss her!!
All: WHAT?! Why?
Me: I'd snap out of it if you did it to me…
Azula: Whatever! (grabs Katara and kisses her)
Iroh and Mai: HOLY CRAP!
Sokka and Zuko: I DON'T NEED TO SEE THIS!!!
Aang: Stupid reflexes…
Me: Ummm…so yeah. I thought it was just the blood bending worrying thing but it might be mixed with PMS-ing…
Ty-Lee: So I was right?! Yeah!!
Azula: (lets go of Katara) Did it work?
Katara: …Did I really just lose it and blood bend?
Zuko: Yeah…are you ok?
Katara: I…I…Waaaaaaaa!!! (cries and runs out of house)
Zuko and Aang: Katara! (run after her)
Me: Excuse me, but when did the genre of the story change to 'Drama and Angst'?!
Iroh: Eh. You didn't have a lot of shipping last chapter.
Mai: So what, now it's shipping overload central?
Me: Suuuuuuuuure…
Later-
Katara: (walks into house) Thanks for cheering me up, guys! (walks into her room)
Mai: They're back.
Azula: Wonderful. So who won? Kataang or Zutara?
Zuko and Aang: (walk through door with kiss marks on them) I did.
Ty-Lee: You can't both win! Unless…hmm…a threesome…
Sokka: Is that a red marker? (points to floor between Zuko and Aang)
Myuh: I wanna knock someone ouuuuuuuuut!! (throws itself at Zuko then Aang knocking them out)
Me: Now we'll never know who's a man and who has great art skills…
Ozai: (randomly appears) DID YOU SERIOUSLY FORGET ME ALL CHAPTER?!
Me: Not true, Moron. You were in…(looks back) 5 pages ago.
Ty-Lee: What? (looks around) Oh, hey Ozai.
Ozai: I can't believe she forgot me…
Iroh and Mai: Welcome to our world…
Me: I still haven't been paid…
Azula: We have to pay you?
Sokka: What does P.I.C.K stand for, anyway?
Me: (stretches out hand and smiles) Pay In Cash, Kids.
(throws chapter at fanfiction) HERE!
Jet: You actually did this pretty quick. It took you, what, a week from start to finish? I'm actually proud…
By the way, I'm still on the look out for idea's so let me have them!!
Jet: We also apology's to any slash haters for the Azula/Katara scene. I didn't mind though…
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Kimono and Disclaimer Boy!!
Alternative to kiss scene-
Katara: Get a hold of THIS! (bloodbends Sokka into Aang)
Zuko: Someone snap her out of it!
Me: Someone kiss her!!
Ozai: (runs in) Kiss who?! (looks at Kimono) You? Meh. (kisses)
Katara: WHAT THE HELL?!
All: AHHHHHH!!!
Azula and Zuko: (hide in corner) EWWWWWW!!
Noah and Greg: (run in) What th- (horrified) Holy carp! (die)
Toph: Not Kimono! Her! (points to Katara)
Ozai: Oh. (is about to kiss Katara)
Katara: Nonono! I'm good!
Me: (on floor) Why meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? (cries)
Sorry I had to get that out of my system. I'll use your idea next chapter Greg (maybe) ;)