Naraku's Mind Games
Lipsing
Naraku was awoken by a brown dash darting in the door. Hatu bowed to him. "How are you master Naraku?" he said in a prim voice.
Naraku stared at him through sleepy eyes.
"What's with all da formality?" he asked, yawning.
"Well, the mistress said that I'm SUPPOSED to be nice to you while you're sick…." he trailed off grinning.
Naraku looked up at him. "Well, are you going to be, or not?"
"What?"
"Nice to me!"
"Uh…..I'm already nice enough in my opinion……so, no."
"I thought so." Naraku turned away. He was in no mood to deal with Hatu's warped sense of humor.
"I want rice balls, vegetables and juice for breakfast." Naraku said icily with his face still turned away.
"Aww…come on! Naraku, be nice! Or else…." Hatu said with a pout in his face.
"Or else?" Naraku raised his eyebrows.
"Uh….I haven't got that far yet……" Naraku rolled his eyes as Hatu got an idea.
He smirked and said "Or else I'll give your sick care to Katana!"
Naraku looked horrified but caught himself and said with confidence, "Oh yeah? I'd like to see you try."
Hatu flashed him a grin. "Sure!" and called out the door, " KATANA-CHAN! KATANA-CHAN!"
Naraku looked at him. "Are you already on chan terms?" ( chan is a familiar respectful/friendly term….I think.)
"I'd hate not to be…" Hatu shuddered as Katana entered the room.
She was still as proud, and scary as last time….. Naraku thought.
Hatu gave him a smile and said, " I believe master Naraku wants you to…."
Naraku shook his head violently and did as many sorry gestures to Hatu, as he knew. When he finally brought his thumb across his throat to signal that 'I'm gonna die', Hatu changed topics suddenly.
"…..bring him breakfast." Naraku sighed in relief and flopped back on the pillows.
At least that's where he had thought his pillows were. He miscalculated and ( A/n: this happens to me a lot, you probably suffered the same thing) a thud sound was heard of that of wood against skull.
Naraku sank down into the covers, his head killing him though he tried not to show it apart from the 'aaaiiieeeee!!' he had let out a second ago.
Owie owie owie owie goddamn it! This circle of thoughts was running through Naraku's mind as he tried to cover the pain by holding a pillow against it. Not fair not fair not fair……owie… he thought as he once again struck a soft point on the fast growing lump on his head.
He looked up towards the ceiling and shook his uninjured fist at it. Why? WHY?
Katana and Hatu stood around him now. "Are you alright, Master Naraku?" Hatu always put on shows of formality for him in front of everyone except Kohaku.
"Yeah….other then my wrist, I have no desire to die just as of yet." Naraku replied sarcastically.
"Uh..no…you were kinda you know….threatening the air…." Hatu trailed off.
"It's called the ceiling." Katana leaned over and whispered in Hatu's ear, " I think that Master has lost it…..we should probably call the physician."
Naraku overheard. "I AM NOT SICK! Well, I am, but that's not the point here. Or is it? Is it? No, I don't think so…..but my thoughts have been wrong too…..or right….I think am I right….but does that make me right?" Naraku pondered.
Hatu muttered something that sounded suspiciously like 'such big thoughts for someone so mentally off…..'
Naraku looked at him suspiciously.
He cleared his throat. "Uh…yeah….so…" he mumbled and ran out of the room, not from Naraku's so called 'intimidating' stare, but from Katana's death glance.
Katana bowed formally. " Have a good life."
Naraku shuddered. Why the hell does she say that?! He shook his head. Nothing makes sense anymore. Nothing.
"I HATE THIS!" Naraku screamed in the heat of a moment of particular frusteration.
Katana looked at Hatu with raised eyebrows. " So…..he doesent need help?" she questioned with her hands on her hips, a second after Naraku's random outburst.
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"Hey Inuyasha!" Kagome called running down the hall.
Oh no shit shit shit shit shit… Inuyasha cursed repeatedly when he saw who was following him and walked faster.
He jogged into a deserted hallway, much to his mistake.
Kagome, seeing that no one was around, put an end to her chase. "Sit!"
Inuyasha grumbled into the ground. 'stupid wench cant even do anything without these goddamn necklaces of hers!' but since his face was currently implanted into the ground, it came across more like "Sphtuhpid wenphchh cahnt evepghn dopgh anpghythihgng wipoghthout thuhese godohgdamn necopgklacges!"
Kagome sat beside him. "You know you shouldn't try speaking into the ground…."
Then he said something that came across as 'damn stupid know-it-all miko…'
Kagome sighed. "Look, instead of cursing me and my wrath, how about telling me why you were running away from me?"
He lifted his head. "How about telling me why you chasing me?" he argued.
"Very funny. Now quit getting all defensive, and tell me why you were running away from me." Kagome ordered.
Inuyasha displayed a split second look of fear, but he soon covered it up and said, "No. first you tell me why you chased and sat me? Is that how you get your cheap thrills?" he wriggled his eyebrows.
Kagome had to control herself from straight outright asking him what he was referring again and again in his thoughts.
Thank goodness! I thought she had found out. Please god, give me enough time to hide before she comes to murder me for I did. Sango is going to get revenge on her instead of her……
Kagome narrowed her eyes. "What did you do?"
He paled. "I didn't……do anything!"
"Yeah right. What did you do to Sango?" she asked, her hands on her hips. Almost at once, she realized that she slipped and desperately began brainstorming ideas to cover up her ability.
"Wait a second….what did I do?" Inuyasha quizzed her.
"I dunno….something about Sango." she replied.
"What?"
"How would I know?" she demanded.
Inuyasha sighed. Good. She doesn't know. Then a thought struck him. "How do you know I did something to Sango?" he asked.
Kagome's brain whirred. "Uh…..you said it."
"No I didn't!" Inuyasha was adamant.
"You lipsed it!"
"Did not!"
"Yeah you did!"
"Prove it!" Kagome reached for his thoughts.
She grinned and responded " Your lipsing, 'oh Kagome's just joking. I don't lip all my thoughts!"
Inuyasha's jaw dropped open.
"Now you're lipsing, 'this is so not fair! This has to be trick…..Kagome can' do that! This is so no fair!'"
Kagome continued. "'This can't be happening! I can't have a almost psychic…..mate?" Kagome chocked out the last part.
It was true that Kagome was reading Inuyasha's thoughts, but she was just saying the thoughts that came from his direction, not really paying attention to what she was reciting……except for the last part.
Inuyasha looked aghast. Kagome spluttered a bit, but then caught herself. She smiled. Oh….. She thought. She hadn't given much thought to when she found out Inuyasha had tried to kiss her before…..
She smiled again, while Inuyasha paled. I wonder how many sits I just earned…..
"I wonder how many sits I just earned." she said to Inuyasha, still frozen in shock.
"Well, Inuyasha, I'll tell you." she put her hands on her hips. "Just one."
She pushed him back with a finger and quickly sat him so that he lay back down in the ground.
"Now you're lisping, 'I wonder what she's going to do to me….. She really did learn how to read my lips…..' no need to keep you in suspense for too long though…." Kagome smiled a bit and leaning over, let her lips brush his.
Inuyasha froze. This was like something come out of his most heavenly dream…except her could really feel her hair tickling his neck and smell her aroma from so close.
She drew up and stared at him, slightly red around the cheekbones.
"Ahh….um…" she grasped for a word to say. What had come over her like that? All at once…. She liked it….but still! Something had come over her….maybe it was those golden eyes….. She shook her head to clear such thoughts while Inuyasha got up, still star-struck.
Yes! Inuyasha cheered in his mind. I kissed her! Or she kissed me, but that doesn't matter….
He took a step closer to her, Kagome still shaking her head. He raised her head, her eyes staring into his, blushing slightly, and lowered his face closer to hers.
His left hand was tracing her shoulder and his right one was busy ruffling through her hair.
Footsteps. A nonchalant voice rang out. "I have bedrooms for that purpose, you know."
Inuyasha and Kagome straightened, the hatred practically filtering out of their bodies and blushing faces.
Sesshomaru was as giddy as Shippo with chocolate, though the only way to tell was from his amused smirk.
Kagome felt Inuyasha lung for Sesshomaru, but she grabbed his hand and restrained him.
What the hell is your problem, ya bastard?
I was merely suggesting you two get a room, and not pollute my castle's area with something I would not be pleased to have children come across.
SHUT UP! You're just enjoying yourself!
Well, come to think of it, I am. You two are quite entertaining to barge in on.
You stupid pervert.
Don't associate me with that monk.
Oh yeah? Well even Miroku knows not to got sneaking into the girl's dormitories at three in the morning!
What? How dare you accuse me of 'sneaking'!
I am not accusing you, I am telling the truth. It also happened to be three in the morning and the girls dormitories!
I still had to get you for that….but I think my revenge is complete now.
You stupid bastard!
In a huff, she turned away, spat "Fluffy!", and stormed out of the corridor with Inuyasha still dumbstruck and Sesshomaru on the ground.
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After about four hours, Inuyasha met her again for dinner. She looked at him, reddened slightly, but then beamed when he smiled.
Miroku looked from her to Inuyasha, back to her and smiled a perverted smile.
Inuyasha growled at him as Sango came up and football tackled Kagome to the ground. Inuyasha paled and fled the room.
"What are you……doing?" she gasped with Sango on top of her.
"Now I ask, why did you do it?" she questioned.
"Do what?" Kagome choked out.
"Told Miroku that I'd want flowers and a hug standing outside my bathroom door when I was done taking a bath?"
" Say what?" Kagome's eyes widened. She could just see Miroku standing with flowers outside the bathroom, and just as Sango came out, leap to give her a hug and flowers( Miroku style) . Hehe…….now she noticed a few bruises on Miroku's cheek and shoulder.
Miroku looked away.
"I didn't do anything!" she said, then realized, THIS is what Inuyasha must have done to Sango….then he blamed it on me! Ah!
"Inuyasha did it!" she said, pushing Sango off her.
"He said you told that stupid perverted monk to hug my in my towel!"
"He was lying!"
Sango gritted her teeth and was off in search of a certain hanyou before Kagome could say 'aggravated'.
Kagome got up, rubbing her back. "That was a bit vicious…" she sat down on her chair again, waiting for food to be served.
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"Hey! You! Sesshomaru!"
Sesshomaru was rudely jerked from his thoughts to see Kagome pulling Inuyasha along a corridor.
"Inuyasha won't admit it, but he does lips the thoughts in his mind, doesn't he?"
Say yes, Sesshomaru, I want to play a prank on him! And if you don't, I'll fluff you until your bed breaks, AGAIN!
Sesshomaru smirked. No need for drastic measures. If it is a prank on Inuyasha, I have agreed.
"He has a mind?" he questioned.
Kagome and Inuyasha rolled their eyes.
"Ok, anyway, yes. You do lips everything Inuyasha."
"Do not!" he argued.
"You're thinking that 'Sesshomaru is such a brat, I wonder where the hell he came
into my life from, I hate him', correct?" Kagome rattled off.
Inuyasha's jaw dropped once again.
Sesshomaru commented, "Now you are lipsing, 'I am hungry, and I want …..ramen?'"
Inuyasha closed his mouth and pouted. Kagome smirked at him and said, "Now your lisping 'Sesshomaru's fluff is really awesome, I want one too. But I get stuck with dog ears. DOG EARS!'" she giggled and rubbed them a bit. " Oh come on! Having those cute ears cant be THAT bad!"
Holy crap…..do I lip things all the time?
He does what? Why does he want my tail? And why is the miko giggling her wits out?
Kagome continued, " Now your lipsing, 'Sango is so pretty. Miroku should be thankful to have her! And she is stronger then me, and her boomerang is so awesome!'" she completed in a high voice.
Inuyasha's confused voice came in. Wait a second…..am I thinking that? He knew by recent experience that Kagome could 'lip read' well……he began searching through his mind for any trace of such a thought. (which there wasn't any, Kagome was just messing with him.)
Sesshomaru shot her an annoyed glare and walked off. I have no time for your childish games today.
Kagome, how ever, continued reading Inuyasha's fake thoughts. "Now your lipsing, ' Souta is my best friend in the whole wide world!'" "Say…what?" Inuyasha spluttered. If someone had to be his friend, it would rather be Buyo then that annoying kid!
"'Buyo is so cute! He has ears just like mine…..although I think he's probably heavier then me….'" once again, Kagome giggled as Inuyasha tried to find his 'thoughts'.
Kagome showed no sign of stopping yet. "' Kouga has so much of a cooler name then me…."' Inuyasha looked horrified that he would/could ever think that Kouga was better then him in any aspect, except being stupid.
He shook his head firmly, tightly sealed his lips shut, and covered his hand with hand while he used the other to drag a hysterical Kagome back to the guest's common room.
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THERE ALL YOU PERVERTED PEOPLE! YOU HAVE YOUR FLUFF!
And it almost killed me to write it too…..(sob)
But thanks to Airpeeps (VERY VERY MUCH!) for helping me out, and I apologize for not making this chapter longer but all my energy has been extracted in writing the fluffy part. Tell me how I did, ok?
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