Abridged
Challenge: Re-tell your fandom (or part of it) in a comedic Abridged History style.
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Season1: The glorious height of The Nerdiest Reid. Coke-bottles glasses
Season2: Reid is kidnapped. It's the whumpiest. The fandom never quite gets over it.
Season3: The most cliffhangery of season finales. We're totally fine. Also, bai Gideon, hello spaghetti grandpa.
Season4: Baby Henry, Daddy Reid, that incredibly weird truck episode… and then the season just ends.
Season5: FUCK FOYET.
Season6: FUCK DOYLE.
Season7: FUCK CBS.
Season8: They try to top season 2 with the whump. They manage it. Featuring unshaven Reid sobbing in a bathrobe for 40 straight minutes.
Season9: JJ becomes a super-agent and Reid gets shot. Again.
Season10: Fuck this season. Bai Gideon for real. I hope if I'm murdered that my friends sit inches from where my mutilated body lay and eat my ice cream. #friendshipgoals.
Season11: Shirtless Morgan season
Season12: Hotch moves to the UK so Jack can go to Hogwarts. Prentiss is back and more emo than ever. Prison!Reid does prison things. The fandom is confused but soothed by his scruffy manliness.
Season13: No idea, probably overprotective unit-chief!Prentiss blowing up an entire state because someone frowns at one of her ducklings and Reid jetskiing over a shark while Rossi seduces an entire women's bowling team.