"HORRAY" sed bradberry.

den everyone started jumpin up an down huggin. mary margerine ran up to jesus an started kissin him. n bradberry an steven ran up 2 josef an started kissin him.

abraham lincon wuz shootin up in da air.

"turtle? where r u" sed jesus

i ran thru da crowd with david an we hugged. but not in a gay way.

"turtle! cum here!" sed josef.

i went up to him an we hugged. but he wuz huggin me in a gay way.

"whose dis hansom man" sed bradberry

"oh dis is one of my best frends soulja spirit buu jackson. but u can call him turtle." sed josef'

den steven hugged me in his big gay arms. "well hey cutie" he sed. bradberry tipped his hat 2 me.

"but wait" sed josef "deres one more ting we have 2 do. da battle isnt over yet."

den everybody turned at da detheaters.

"fabulous" sed steven.

"horray" sed bradberry in a tuff voice.

everyone wuz hittin dere fists in dere hands an crackin dere necks. 1 of da detheatters pissed himself.

jesus an josef flew up in da air.

den... "HEY! WUTS GOIN ON AROUND HERE!"

everybody turned... it wuz pumpass pilot.

he was wakkin out of da castle in his pink poka dotted night cap an pink pajamas.

"WHAT DA HELL ARE YOU DOIN OUT AFTER HOURS?" he sed "WUTS ALL DIS NOISE ABOUT! MR CHRIST! MR BUTTSEX! I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU!"

jesus an josef looked down at dere feet.

den he pointed at everyone. "I WANT TO SEE ALL OF YOU UPSTAIRS IN MY OFFICE."

note frum josef: "my that was a mighty long chapta 4 such a small cock"

"WUT DID U ALL TINK U WERE DOING!" sed lookin at everi1 in his office. "DO YOU NO WUT TIME IT IS?"

everybody looked down.

"LOOK AT DA MESS U MADE" he sed pointyin out da window. dere were craters an dead bodies an fires all over da grounds. "I WUZ SITTIN HERE TRYIN 2 GET SUM SLEEP AN DID I HERD ALL DESE ESPLOSIONS AN SCREEMS. AND A ACORN FLEW THRU MY WINDOW AN BROKE IT!" he held it up.

everione started gigglin. it wuznt an acron. it wuz vadermorts small cock.

"WUT? DO U TINK DIS IS FUNNY?" sed pilot "MY QUESTIONS IS WERE WERE ALL DA TEECHERS DURIN ALL OF DIS"

"sir" sed moses "we were out fitin da dark lord"

"I DONT CARE WUT U WERE DOIN" sed pilot "I WILL NOT HAVE DIS TOMFOLLERY IN MY SCHOOL"

"but we were tryin 2 save da world" sed abraham lincon.

"MR LINCON? YOU 2?" sed piolot.

lincon took off his hat an looked at da floor.

"wheres snape?" sed piolet. "he seems 2 be da only teecher dat follows da rules around here!"

den dere wuz a nock at da door. every1 turned around.

"did u call me?" sed a voice evilly

i gasped an my jaw dropped 2 da floor.

it wuz... SNAPE!

"WUT!" sed jesus an josef "UR SUPPOSED 2 BE DEAD"

"wut r u takkin bout" sed snape lookin frum side 2 side.

"MR CHRIST! MR BUTTSEX! WUT DID I TELL U ABOUT PIKIN ON PROFESSER SAPE!" sed pilot

"tank u" sed snape

"were were u durin all of dis" sed pilot

"i wuz sick in bed" sed snape sneekily. slowly he wakked toward da desk an when pilot wuznt lookin took da acorn an put it unda his coat.

"well den u shudnt be up wakkin around" sed pilot "u shud b in bed gettin better"

"ok" sed sape an he letf

"NOW AS 4 DA REST OF U" sed pilot "U ALL HAVE DETENTION"

"but" sed issac

"NO BUTS ABOUT IT" sed pilot "NOW GOW 2 UR ROOMS"

everyone left da room gronen

"all dat hard work" sed jesus "an 4 noddin"

"its not a totally loss" sed moses "at lest harods ded"

and we all went 2 our room.