A/N: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN! Who would've guessed?
"Oh hell no!"
Cuuut...
"You have to be f*cking kidding me!
Kaiba-
"It's not enough that you made me a cynical old man trapped in a six-year-old body, now you drag Mokuba into it too? With that cliché'd opening line?"
Look, I was running out of options, okay? Who am I supposed to use, Téa?
"That could work."
Hardy-har-har.
"And what's with the oh-so-subtle Trustshipping? I've met Ishizu, what, twice in my lifetime?"
How do you even know that word?
"You looked it up."
Curses, I forgot, the fourth wall was the only thing keeping my omnipotency from working both ways.
"Damn straight!"
"And while we're at it, why am I so whiny?"
Don't take it personally, Marik, you've been under a lot of stress and I figured it would be understandable.
"Bad enough you made me a girl..."
"By the way, can I have more lines? I am the main character."
Not no mores, Yugi.
"W-what?"
I said you're not the main character anymore. Ryou is.
"Has anyone seen my costume, we're on in five- oh, hello Yugi, what are you talking about?"
"Y-you're the main character?"
"Why, yes I am."
"NOOOOOOO!"
Deal with it, short stuff. 'Kura, have anything to add?
"Don't call me that, and I hate you. I'm the great Thief King, you have no right to make me fall in love with someone!"
Noted.
"I mean, you could at least make it clear who, exactly, I'm falling in love with."
"Also, the coffee machine's broken in the greenroom."
Thanks, Yami. Wait, did you remember to plug it in?
"Did I what now?"
*sigh* That's it, I'm wrapping this up for general safety reasons.
"Don't believe a word of it, it's all lies!"
Shut up, Mokuba.