Me: Alright, time to resolve the fail-cliffy.
Max: -eyeroll-
Me: ...Moving on to Vera!
"the US Virgin Islands rise up and take over the world," ...you realize Caris lives in the US Virgin Islands, right? (166)
Me: Yes, I do, that's kinda why I tossed it in there.
Oh, and where it says "For Max: My Max wants to know if you'll agree that neither of you are the actual Max, nor are either of your Max II. She says - and I agree - that you two are Max I and Max I, while Wryder's Max is Max I."
Yeah, part of it got removed. Stupid FF.N.
What I was ACTUALLY saying was: For Max: My Max wants to know if you'll agree that neither of you are the actual Max, nor are either of you Max 2. She says - and I agree - that you two are Max 3 and Max 4, while Wryder's Max is Max 5. (167)
Max: …I'm Max One, Uno, Negative-I-Squared, Two-Minus-One, Radical-One, The-Absolute-Value-Of-X-Minus-The-Absolute-Value-Of-X-Minus-One-When-X-Is-Not-Equal-To-Zero-One-Or-Negative-One, BIOTCH.
Me: …Next time, answer questions before you do your math homework.
To Matt: Do you have a diary? (168)
Me: My Friday Updates! On dA are as close to a diary as I've ever had.
If so, has Max read it yet? (169)
Me: I do believe Max reads my Friday Updates!, yes.
(To Max: Without him finding out you read it?) (170)
Max: He knows.
If not, why don't you have one? (171)
Me: Can't be bothered doing a daily update. That's why I go with a weekly format.
Or do you have a "journal"? (172)
Me: …I think I've already answered this, in theory…
Do you prefer... Pines trees, apple, or pineapples? (173)
Me: Pineapples, got some growing in the backyard. (They don't grow on trees, by the way…)
Coniferous or deciduous tree? (174)
Me: Palm trees.
Hearts or flowers? (175)
Me: Stars.
Pink or purple? (176)
Me: Green.
Day or night? (177)
Me: Evening.
Vampires or werewolves? (178)
Me: Ghouls.
Fairires or leprechauns? (179)
Me: Elves.
Griffins/Gryphons or phoenixes? (180)
Me: Hippogriffs.
Camelot or Atlantis? (181)
Me: El Dorado.
Andalties or Yeerks? (182)
Me: Creatures from books I actually have read.
Brigid or Lissa? (183)
Me: Dylan.
Abyssinians or Persians? (184)
Me: Trojans.
Lions or tigers? (185)
Me: Bears.
Or bears? (185)
Me: Packers.
Fewer questions or more questions? (186)
Me: No questions.
D: Why? (187)
Me: Because, if you haven't caught on yet, I'm making up my own answers.
Incubi or succibi? (188)
Me: I have a bad feeling about what these are, and I don't feel like turning to Google for confirmation…
(Did you understand what I just said?) (189)
Me: I honestly hope not.
To Max: Is Matt's constant "eh eh eh"'ing annoying? (190)
Max: No, because it stopped not long after these were sent in, months ago.
Why? (191)
Max: …See above.
WHY WON'T ANY OF YOU TELL ME YOUR FREAKING MIDDLE NAME! (192)
Max: Charging-Off.
Oh, hey, is it Sally? I bet it's Sally. (193)
Max: It's Charging-Off.
Are my questions annoying? (194)
Max: Very.
Stop I stop asking questions? (195)
Max: My answer doesn't matter, does it?
Do you prefer... China or Japan? (196)
Max: Korea.
M-Geeks or Flyboys? (197)
Max: Erasers.
Pepsi or Coke? (198)
Max: Dr. Pepper.
Chocolate or chips? (199)
Max: Vanilla.
Did you catch the pun in my last question? (200)
Max: That's 200 questions, and I wouldn't call that a pun, Vergasm.
Can you solve a Rubik's cube? (201)
Max: Who needs to? It's like Omega all over again…
Can anyone you know solve a Rubik's cube? (202)
Max: A couple people, actually…
Have you read anything by JP, other than Maximum Ride? (203)
Max: I don't even read MR, what's the point, I lived it….
What was the point of you kidnapping Neytiri, again? (204)
Max: …To prove I'm responsible so Matt doesn't loan me out to strangers when he's in Australia.
Uh-huh. And how's that working for you? (205)
Max: …I have a new roommate…?
Neytiri: -grins-
To Lear: What would you say if I suddenly shouted "ROMEO, ROMEO, LET DOWN YOU HAIR!" (206)
Me: It's 2:30 am, I will kill him if he's in here somewhere…
Did you know Fang shouted that in "Poor Fang", a oneshot by moi? (207)
Me: Nice to know…
No? Why? (208)
Me: …Uhh…
Yes? YAY! (209)
Me: …What just happened?
Max: No idea…
To Stevo: What would you grab if you were a girl? (210)
Me: …
Max: …
Me: …
Max: …
Me: … 'Tiri, knife.
Max: NOW.
...DO NOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION. Get it? (211)
Me: …Mind… Gone…
Got it? (212)
Max: Mental images… Never going to leave…
Good. DON'T ANSWER IT.
Me: …That was traumatizing. EdwardHydesGal101 is next up…
For Max: Does Matt PMS more than you do? (213)
Max: …Hang on, what? Is that even possible?
Have you or Matt ever seen the movie Newsies, Zombieland, South Park Bigger Better Longer and Uncut? (214)
Max: Nope.
Me: Nope.
Have you ever watched South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, American Dad, or Futurama? (215)
Me: All except American Dad.
Max: Haven't seen South Park or American Dad.
If so, do you like any of those? (216)
Me: Not a fan of South Park, but love the rest.
Max: …I could care less.
If so, who's your favorite character out of all of them? (217)
Me: The Evil Monkey.
Max: Me. They just haven't put me in yet.
Me: -eyeroll-
What's your favorite band, T.V. Show, Movie, and song? (218)
Me: Anberlin, 24, Inception/Avatar/Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, and too many to list here.
Max: Third Day, Cake Boss, whatever they're gonna call the MR movie, and whatever the theme song for said movie is gonna be.
Have you ever seen Willy Wonka with Gene Wilder? Have you seen the one with Johnny Depp? Which one do you like better? Did you know there's a musical version? My school did it, I was Mike Teavee! (219)
Max: …That can't be one question…
Me: I've seen both, Gene Wilder's is much, much better, and I'm not surprised, especially since the movie itself was a musical…
Do you like Pirates of the Caribbean? What's your favorite movie out of them? Who's your favorite character out of the movies? Do you think Keira Knightley is hot? Does Max think Johnny Depp is Hot? Or Orlando Bloom? (220)
Max: …Again, that's not one question…
Me: What movie? The only Pirates of the Caribbean I know is the ride…
Max: -whacks-
Me: Alright, alright… -rubs head- Ow… Anyway, ride owns the movies, well, it did until they changed it. Now the movies are better. Original movie is by far the best, and you can't go wrong with Captain Jack. I could really care less about Miss Knightley, and Max could care less about the other characters, unless, of course, their name is Dylan.
Max: NOT TRUE.
Are you guys are annoyed about all my questions? (221)
Max: It's not just your questions…
For Stevo: What would happen if I cut off your dick? (222)
Me: Vera asked what is essentially the same question…
Max: We're up to 59 pages.
Me: Caris is next.
Max: Didn't we already deal with Claris?
Me: Caris, and maybe. There are so many questions, I don't remember.
For Matt: Do you enjoy Special K cereal? (223)
Me: Not really.
What kind? (224)
Me: …The kind that's Special K…?
Have you ever been to Europe? (225)
Me: Nope, but I should be hitting Spain this summer.
Do you enjoy Ashlee Simpson's music? (226)
Me: …Not really.
What is your favorite Demi Lovato song? (Vi: I KNOW you have one.) (227)
Me: Uh… That one song off her first album. (I know a grand total of two Demi Lovato songs, so… yeah.)
What is your favorite Max Ride book? (228)
Me: School's Out Forever, by far.
Have you read the Alex Cross series? (229)
Me: Nope.
Do you plan on kidnapping Sampson? (230)
Me: I'm gonna assume Sampson's from Alex Cross.
Or Nana? (231)
Me: Besides, we're full over here. No more captives.
Or one of Alex's numerous girlfriends? (232)
Me: …Microsoft Word, what in the hell is so wrong with that question that you need to go all squiggly-line on it?
What about Gary Sonji? (233)
Me: …I'm lost here.
Would you stay in a room longer than a minute with a psycho killer if we paid you a dollar? (Vi: Jenna's got more. She's just hoarding it. Jenna: I'm not!) (234)
Me: …Just one dollar? Hell no…
Which psycho killer? (235)
Me: Dr. Hansen-Jansen.
What would you do if Daniel X showed up at your house and asked your sister out? (236)
Me: I'd tell him to get the hell out of here, I only have room for one horribly written book character.
Max: …Hey!
If he asked Max out? (237)
Me: Same reaction.
If he asked you out? (238)
Me: I'd give him a kick to the nads.
Have you ever been to the Caribbean? (239)
Me: Yep, went on a cruise once.
Do you plan on going? (240)
Me: Definitely going back someday.
Do you know that Jenna and Vi can't spell Caribbean without the help of spell-check? (241)
Me: Me either…
Do you think that's as pathetic as I do? (242)
Me: Yeah…
Um...do you own any striped clothing? (243)
Me: Tons.
What about polkadots? (Applies to Max as well)
Me: …Not sure, I doubt it.
Max: Nope.
For Max: Would you rather catch Fang with Iggy, Dylan, or Lissa? Please feel free to explain your answer in great detail, and remember to use a number two pencil! (Caris: That was Vi's question, not mine.) (244)
Max: …I'd rather catch him with me, thank you very much.
Would you rather dye your feathers Maid Maren purple or your hair? (Um...oddly enough, that was Jenna's.) (245)
Max: …Hair.
Have you ever eaten a blue waffle? Not BLUEBERRY, but blue. (Vi's, again.) (246)
Max: No, I do not perform oral sex on 'Tiri.
Do you think you could beat up Kit from When the Wind Blows? (247)
Max: That pre-me book about me? Sure.
What would you do if you encountered the "other flock"? (248)
Max: Whoop some ass.
Is Frannie also a mother figure to you? (249)
Max: My mother figure is named Dr. M and she makes cookies.
Am I the only one around here who's even freaking READ THAT BOOK? (From all three of us, naturally.) (250)
Max: …Which three of us?
Okay, and now Vi has a question for Fromo:
Vi: Dude. WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR LAST NAME? Your mother could not have possibly been so cruel as to name you Fromo the Homo...right? (251)
Me: Not gonna say it, but his initials are F. A. G. III. I swear. It's the truth.
Max: The kid's asking for it…
And Jenna has a question for Stevo:
Jenna: Do you really believe that if you don't speak or do something in the next chapter other than fondle your penis, I WON'T track you down and beat you up? (252)
Me: …I made a special 1-year anniversary chapter, and Stevo sung in it, but that chapter got lost somehow… Maybe some other time…
For Lear: What the hell is YOUR last name? (253)
Me: We have no idea…
For 'Tiri: When the Apocalypse comes and the V.I. is on its way to victory against the rest of the unsuspecting world, will you join us? (254)
Neytiri: -grabs knife- Heck yeah.
Max: -yawns- This could take a while.
Me: Yeah, no way the other, non Q&A chaps will go up tonight.
Max: Finish posting these and hit the sack?
Me: Of course.
Thanks for reading! -Matt&Max