Author's Note: alright another request from 616mcu and the love song he picked is a classic Disney love song from the classic Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
But this request has a twist in it. This is set in the Reverse/Diamond AU and you might be thinking that Pacifica is signing this….guess again!
Someday My Prince Will Come.
After another failed attempt at destroying their enemies mainly the Crystal Gems and that whiny fool Gideon, Dipper returned home tied and annoyed.
But the boy warlock stopped in his tracks when heard humming coming from the living room, he looked in seeing his sister Mable looking out the window smiling while humming.
Dipper rolled his eyes annoyed. He knew what this is. "Hey thanks for helping out, Mable. We really beat those annoying idiots today."
Mable ignored her brother's sarcastic tone and continued her daydream humming.
Dipper groaned, "Ok who is the poor sap that you want this time?"
Mable chuckled, "Oh he is no sap, brother in fact if you said that to his face, he would no doubt destroy you."
Dipper scoffed, "Oh really and who is that pray tell?"
"Oh you know him," Mable simply pointed outside. Dipper looked out, he saw no one just tress, Steven ship and….
His eyes widen then he looked back at Mable who nodded silently.
"AH HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHA!"
Mable scowled at her brother, "And what is so funny!?"
"You!" Dipper calmed himself but still managed a laugh or two, "You who could have any boy in this world would try to gain the attention of that freak."
"He is not a freak!" Mable shouted, then started swooning, "He is power incarnate and handsome too."
Dipper could tell that this was different from all the other boys she became infatuated with.
"You know that hypocrite hates is disgusted by all humans. It is only by necessities that he is willing to work with us," Dipper said.
"Maybe but I know once he sees just how much power he and I share," Mable replied.
Dipper looked at her blankly, "You know we both have the same amount of power."
But Mable ignored him and continued to hmm in love, "Oh brother, it is obvious that he is my prince and deep down he feels the same way."
"Oh that is ridiculous," said Dipper, "I can buy you are attracted to his power but have you really got a good look on him? He is not really intimidating or tall."
"There is no one like him anywhere at all," Mable swooned.
Dipper once again groaned, "Very well then but don't complain to me if he doesn't try and steal a kiss."
Mable: He is so romantic, I could not resist.
With a wave of her hand Mable used the power of her amulet, she started moving paper in the air along with scissors, small logs, brushes and paint.
Mable: Someday my prince will come. Someday we'll rule the world.
And away to his castle we'll go. To be happy forever I know.
Dipper watched as she turned the paper into cut outs of her and Steven kissing and made the small log into a wooden version of Steven.
Mable: Someday when our foes are gone. We'll find our love anew.
And the birds will sing. And wedding bells will ring.
Someday when my dreams come true.
Then Mable used her amulet to bring the wooden Steven to her and held it tightly. Dipper sighed in defeat and walked away from his sister's delusional romance.
"Know this, Mable," Dipper said, "You will never, ever see me acting like you if I become infatuated with someone. That will be the day."
The End.
Author's Note, Well that is a short one, I bet you guys won't think of this song the same way again after reading this. Maybe.
