Episode 36 - Batman VS Captain America
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"Haha! Gotcha"
"Why you!"
Another month has pass and November has ended. Now everyone is setting up for the most important month of the year; December. Everyone is now setting up for their most favorite holiday ever, Christmas, where it's the most greatest holiday in the world. And so, everyone begins to set everything right for Christmas, well, except for most people.
Outside of the mansion, Kirby, Pikachu, Pichu and Jigglypuff playing in the snow, and their most favorite game in all of winter is-
"SNOWBALL FIGHT!" Someone cried out as the four seen Pit, Yoshi and the Ice Climbers (Popo and Nana) came in and begin to pick up and throw snowballs at everyone.
Everyone continues to play this game, that is until Kirby begins to ended as he transformed into Snow Bowl Kirby and turned into a giant SnowBall and crashed into them.
Slowly rising from the snow, everyone looks at each other and started to laugh as that last snowball was kinda intense.
In the end, Kirby, Pikachu, Pichu, Pit, Yoshi and Popo were seen in the sauna room, as the steam fills the room.
"Ah. Now this is relaxing." Pikachu said, relaxing in the sauna.
"I agree. It sure beats the hot spring." Pit replied.
"Yep." Popo said.
"You said it." Yoshi agrees.
"Uh-huh." Kirby added.
"Yeah." Pichu replied.
They continued to relax in a hot steam room until they heard knocked by the door. Kirby was the first one to look through the glass window and only see a familiar face as he opens the door and saw only Ness appearing from it.
"Oh hi Ness! Are you here to join us?" Kirby said, seeing his friend.
"Hey Kirby, guys! I was planning on coming here on my own time but I guess you guys beat to me to it." Ness said.
"Well what are you doing standing there? Hurry up, and join already!" Pikachu said without patients.
And with that, Ness joins in and relax just like the others. "I tell you guys, it's nice to have good time here, even in the winter time." He said in response.
"Yeah, and since this is a swell day, we might as well enjoy it." Pit said.
Everyone nodded in that agreement. Kirby seems to be enjoying himself too. But as he begins to think deep in his mind as he begins to remembers the time he has when he first came to the Smash Tournament.
(Flashback - 15 Years Ago - January 21, 1999)
Somewhere in the very grassy area of Dreamland, we see our pink cuddly hero, Kirby, wondering around the area of his homeworld. Being free spirited as always, Kirby was wondered what kind of new adventure would await him and what fun it would bring in Dreamland. Once walking down to the dirty road, Kirby got to his house and stretched while a small butterfly landed on top of his head. He smiled and went to his mailbox check the mail. There seemed to be nothing interesting so far. Just some mail (probably junk mail) and...a letter?
"Huh?" Kirby wondered "What is this, poyo?" (A/N: By the way, this is after Kirby defeat N.M.E in the anime and went to other adventures that involves battle the Dark Matter Army, searching for Crystal Shards and Rainbow Shards, if you know what I mean...)
Kirby looked at the letter and read it.
Dear Guest,
Let me be the one to say: Congratulations! You are one of the twelve constants that have been chosen to take part of the first ever Smash Bros. Tournament. I hope you will accept this invitation to this mansion. I will be at the entrance awaiting for your arrival, along with the other fighters. Also, there will be a grand prize for anyone to win this very tournament. Please come and register in order ed to participate.
Signed, Master Hand.
Kirby stopped reading the letter for a second. There were a few questions that he has in his mind. What did this Master Hand person that wrote the letter meant he was invited to? And what is Smash Bros. Tournament? And what does he meant one of the twelve? All these questions confused Kirby, so he stopped thinking for a while as he noticed something else inside the envelop. He pulled something out and once unfolded, he looked and saw only a map that leads to the mansion. As curious as it maybe but Kirby would never turn down an invitation. So, Kirby on his warp star to make his way to Smash Mansion and followed the direction to space and looked behind to see his homeland get smaller and he rode away.
Kirby landed on the grassy plains of the planet he was supposed to be in and looked around. Kirby then spotted a little mansion in the distance and hurry's up to get there. Kirby walked to the entrance of the mansion while noticing the flowers planted all around with a single fountain in the center. Kirby knocked on the door.
"Who's there?" a voice from the other side of the door asked.
"Me Kirby" said Kirby "Kirby received an invitation for Smash Bros."
"Oh, well come on in then" the voice said and opened the door.
Kirby walked inside and saw what is inside the mansion. The first floor was simple and had open concept rooms, and on the other side of the doors and large windows near the living room and a few storage closets. The center floor had a logo which was a circle with two lines crossing at the lower-left. Kirby then noticed that he wasn't alone. Near the other side of the room, there are other people who seemed to be here as well. Kirby looked to see who opened the door as it was a floating right hand with a white glove to cover it up. Kirby started to get a little scared.
"Don't worry," said the floating giant hand. "I'm not here to hurt you. I'm here to take care all of you while you get ready for your first battle."
Kirby didn't like the sound of that. "But Kirby don't like to fight, especially against friends, poyo!" said Kirby.
"Don't worry about it" said the giant dissembled hand "I have it all under control. My name is Master Hand. Pleased to meet you Kirby"
Master Hand stretched out his hand(?) and Kirby shook his hand.
"Well then, I'll just be in my office organizing things" said Master Hand "I'll be back to register everyone for the tournament. But in the meanwhile, why don't you talk to the others here?"
Master Hand left and Kirby went to the living room to meet the other people who got in.
When arriving, Kirby has found himself in the living where he meets the other people who got in. Kirby looked as he saw a green warrior-looking person, carrying a sword and shield as he watches a TV where a red and blue looking person, who Kirby recognizes him as a plumber was playing on the Nintendo 64 along with a similar person that is also playing along with him, but he was wearing green instead of red. A person who was wearing a red helmet that looked like some kind of superhero was talking to a person wearing some kind of orange suit and a talking fox. Kirby could also see a green, happy, looking dinosaur play with a chubby yellow mouse and a white ball that looks like Kirby talking to each other. There were two more people here as well, a big, brown ape who is eating bananas and a kid with a striped shirt whose playing with what seems to be a Game Boy. Kirby didn't know who to talk to first, he was a bit nervous, so he went with the friendly looking plumbers and the green swordsman.
"Yes! I win! That's 3 wins in a row!" said the green plumber.
"Whoa Luigi, you seem to be getting better huh?" Asked the red plumber.
"Yep," Luigi said "Let's play again!"
"And just win again? Tsk. What luck." Said the green looking man.
"Alright, best out of 5!" said the red plumber.
"Hehe. Here we go again!" Said the swordsman.
The red plumber was about to start when suddenly, he noticed Kirby by his side, looking at him.
"Oh hello" said the red plumber "Who are you?"
"Me Kirby" said Kirby "Who are you guys, poyo?"
"I'm Mario and this is my brother Luigi" said Mario, then turning the swordsman. "And this is Link. He's from the world of Hyrule."
"Greetings." Link greeted him.
"Kirby's nice to meet LInk." Kirby said. (A/N: Yeah, this is before Kirby learns how to speak property.)
"We're just playing some Mario Kart 64. Want to play?" Mario asked.
"Sure" Kirby said.
Kirby played with Mario and Luigi on the N64, along with Link suddenly decided to join in and got to know all the other characters better. Just then Master Hand came in and approaches to everyone.
"Greetings everyone! My name is Master Hand." He introduced himself. "But each of you already know that, right?" Everyone looked at him, and some of them nodded at them. "Okay then, let me be the first one to announce: Congratulations! Each of you have been selected to take part of this tournament." He stated. "You all maybe be wondering why you're all are here?"
Everyone started looking at each other and then back to Master Hand. "Well, this is why . I want to see you all battle, to see how you fight, get to know each and every other, and most of all, have fun." Said the floating hand. "I wanted to make this special tournament so everyone will have a fun time, battling it out with each other and that no one would ever get disrespected. So, I made what I call Super Smash Bros Tournament. A competition where Nintendo's finest and greatest can battle it out in one game!"
Kirby started to get a little excited from hearing that. Now not only will he make friends at Popstar, but he can make friends from different worlds!
"But before we begin, would you all go and stand on the panels." Said the Master Hand.
Just then, everyone saw a futuristic blue stepping panel appeared in the ground and a screen started to show a number of 12 empty slots, one for each person here. Soon everyone stepped on each panel and each slots has their name and their picture on each of them.
"Now that everyone's registered here in this competition, let's have a little nice celebration for the first ever Smash Bros. Tournament!" said Master Hand.
Everyone then went outside and had a little picnic to celebrate the occasion. Kirby has managed to meet everyone and got to be friends with them. The food they have was great, the games were fun and everyone is having a great time.
Soon, the sun was beginning to set and everyone started cleaned up from the party.
"Alright everyone let's get some rest for tomorrow's tournament" said Master Hand "How about a little picture to celebrate this moment?"
Everyone agreed as Master Hand grabs a camera and sets the timer to be with the others. Master Hand goes in the back and does a peace sign while the others pose.
"Hey Mario" said Kirby.
"Yeah?" Mario said.
"Do Mario think there could be a second tournament after this one?" said Kirby "There is more people I want to meet"
"Of course as long as the tournament goes under way and gets enough attention to everyone which I hope it will" said Mario.
Kirby smiled and stood there while the camera took their picture.
(End Flashback - Present Day - December 10, 2016)
"Kirby...? Kirby?" A voice called to him.
Kirby, who was asleep in the sauna room for a while, woke up and find only Ness inside and everyone else are gone.
"Uuh… Ness, how long was I knocked out?" Kirby asked.
"Not long, but about 1 hour. You were out for quite a while." Ness answered.
"Oh…" Kirby responded.
"Everyone else has left Kirby, and you were knock out like a light so I had to stay here and wait for you wake up." Ness replied.
"I see…" Kirby said. "Well, I guess we shouldn't be staying here for so long, let's get going."
And with that, Kirby and Ness quickly got out of the sauna and headed out to meet up with the others once again.
Afterwards, everyone begins to hears and read the facts and opinions of Death Battle:
Episode 11 - That episode is kinda weird when watching and learn about the two combatants. Mega Man liked Bomberman because of his bombing capabilities and how he can powers up his bombs that can become be powerful in battle. However, some people find Dig Dug kinda an odd-ball for he's quite unique for his digging capabilities and his weapon of choice that looks useful. The fight was quite intense when they witness it and they even thought Bomberman was gonna win if it won't for Dig Dug.
Episode 12 - Now there's a fight that's quite interesting. Most of the guys have never seen fighters like that to be that powerful. Although they did admit that both Vegeta and Shadow are badass fighters in their own worlds but some also felt sympathy for Shadow's past and felt sorry for Vegeta having his own planet destroyed by some alien tyrant and molded into a ruthless killer. Everyone were awed at their, various attacks, energy and their super forms and admitted the fight was really cool.
Episode 13 - This is fight that made Peach, Luigi, Wario, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Bower, Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings surprised. They were surprised that Mario is in a Death Battle, along with Sonic. Peach was impressed by Mario's determination in rescuing her and everyone else seem to be impressed with his power ups that make him quite reliable. Well that, and he use a hammer for many use of combat. Everyone else were highly intrigued with Sonic. His speed, shields and his super mode were quite astonishing. The fight was really intense and awesome but got horrified at Sonic cutting Mario in half which terrified Peach and Luigi more, but that enjoyed Wario and Bowser more.
Episode 14 - Well… since this is a battle of actual people and they're both celebrate stars, they have been making complains and non-comments on this battle, especially the women (meaning Peach, Palutena, Lucina, Nana, Jigglypuff and Zelda) aren't happy it one bit.
Episode 15 - The fight between two chosen warrior are quite intriguing. Samus, Mega Man and Captain Falcon like Luke because of his use for lightsaber, Lucario was intrigued by Luke's power of the force and wished he could do that. Harry was an interesting character to the fighters of Fire Emblem (Marth, Roy, Ike, Robin, Lucina and Corrin), Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Lady Palutena and Bayonetta. Since he's a wizard who goes to school and masters wizardry, he's capable of using magic and they were even impressed with all the feats he achieved at a very young age including defeating Voldemort. The fight was pretty fast paced and awesome too but the way Luke teared Harry's scar out with Shatterpoint was really gruesome and dark, even Bayonetta and Lucario can understand that.
And later, Kirby, along with Ness, Pikachu, Lucas, Toon Link, Young Link, Pichu, Pac-man, Mega Man, Yoshi, Villager, Sonic and Pit were walking down to the theater with their snacks ready. That is until they spotted Jigglypuff and Nana waiting for them. But they weren't alone. Behind them were Mario, Captain Falcon, Link, Ryu, Marth, Roy, Ike, Samus and Lady Palutena.
"Uh, mind telling us why you guys are here?" Pikachu said in question.
"Jigglypuff brought us here." Lady Palutena answered.
"Figures that you guys might watch more episode of Death Battle so we got drag in by Jigglypuff." Captain Falcon replied.
"Really?" Pit said.
"Well that, and I get to see Batman once again." Marth answered.
Kirby and the others looked at each other oddly, then they decided to get everyone to join. And so with that, everyone took their seat and Kirby placed the dics and hits the play button.
(*Cues: Invader Jim Johnston*)
Wiz: Defending the weak from powerful agents of evil demands a champion who has achieved the peak of human capability, all in the name of justice… and sometimes vengeance.
"Well, most warriors fight for honor and justice, and some of them also fought for vengeance, whenever there's destruction occur in any other world." Lady Palutena stated.
"The same thing goes to the people of my world." Marth replied.
Boomstick: Batman, the Dark Knight.
"Most of us know who he is." Marth said with a smile.
Wiz: And Captain America, the sentinel of liberty.
"And judging from his outfit, I say he's an American Soldier." Ness said.
"So the Dark Knight battles a soldier of his country. This is interesting." Pikachu commented.
"A battle between two superheroes! Now this I got to see." Captain Falcon said, getting interested. And just like the previous episode, Kirby was getting super excited as well. As a huge comic book fan himself, he really likes superheroes in comic books and so does Lucas. Ness is also interested of watching two new vigilante heroes going into battle.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
The episode starts off with a bunch of criminals running from the police and now on top of a skyscraper.
(*Cues: Batman Begins — Molossus*)
Wiz: Throughout the underworld of Gotham City, one name strikes fear into the cold, black hearts of even the most hardened criminals… the Batman.
And like always, everyone sees full grown man somewhere in his late 30s to early 40s dressed in a grayish-black suit made of what looks like light but durable armor, black combat boots, bladed gauntlets, a cowl with pointy ears that only covers his upper head including his eyes, a golden belt, and a black flowing cape. The most eye catching feature is a symbol on his chest that is shaped like a bat.
Batman
Boomstick: But becoming a 6 foot, flying rat of vengeance comes at a cost.
Kirby and most of his smasher friends, including Marth, already knew his origin and were still sad for Bruce losing his family.
Boomstick: For 8 year old Bruce Wayne, he was helplessly watching, as his parents were gunned down in front of him, on their way back from the theater.
"What?!" Jigglypuff said in shock.
"It's true. When he was 8, his parents were killed by a thug by the theater." Marth explained sadly.
"Ouch…" Falcon winced.
Eveyrone else couldn't help but cringe seeing that footage of seeing his parents shot dead by a thug. Even Samus understands that when she lost her family
"I still can't get over that scene and I still remember it as if it's yesterday." Roy muttered.
"Oh you mean like from the summer vacation, yes it does." Link replied.
Boomstick: That poor kid. That opra must have really scarred him.
"NOT FUNNY BOOMSTICK!" The young smashers, including Pit, shouted.
Everyone else all narrowed their angry eyes at Boomstick for saying something that stupid over a child losing his parents.
"You better watch what you're saying from the words coming out of your dirty mouth, Boomstick." Samus growled.
BACKGROUND
Age: 41
Height: 6'2" / 1.9 meters
Weight: 210 lbs / 95.3 kg
Secret identity: Bruce Wayne
Net Worth: $6.9 billion (Surprises Marth, Samus, Lady Palutena, Link and Roy)
Perfected every martial art known to man
Has had 23 girlfriends. Kissed at least 60 women (That got most of the guys jealous)
The one trait that shocked the guys the most was that Batman kissed 60 women and 23 of them were his girlfriends.
"Holy crap!" Link hollered. "He has more girlfriends than any guy could, not even his rival Spider Man can have that many."
"I am… SO jealous right now!" Pit grunted.
"Well sometimes a guy has to have any backup girlfriends if they're still available." Palutena said.
"Tch. I say that's stupid for a guy like him." Samus mumbled.
"That's because he's Batman." Kirby replied.
Wiz: Bruce's genius level intellect and physical prowess allowed him to pick up a vast array of skills on his global quest to become the Dark Knight.
"And also wants to bring justice." Marth added.
"And sometimes vengeance." Pikachu added also.
"Because he's Batman!" Kirby said with glee.
"We know." Ness replied.
Wiz: He became an expert in the art of disguise and a master of every martial art known to man.
"And his total of martial arts is a number 127 at the very least." Pit said impressed.
"Even I can't master that many fighting styles." Falcon admitted.
"A lot of fighters tend to master a couple of fighting styles even if they learned from other masters." Palutena explained.
"And many other fighters need some improvement with using many types of fighting styles." Ryu added.
Wiz: He's perfected escape artistry, sword fighting, detective skills, stealth, has a photographic memory, earned 12 master degrees, is an expert marksman, and vastly knowledgeable in pressure points.
"Wow, Batman sure has a lot of talents for many things in his world, especially in fighting and detecting." Pit said impressed.
"That's because he's Batman." Kirby responded.
"We kinda get that Kirby." Jigglypuff said with a sweatdrop.
Boomstick: And we're positive he is not superhuman?
(*Cues: Main Title — Batman: The Animated Series*)
Wiz: Officially, no he's not but he has learned to appear so in the minds of his opponents. Having been trained by the League of Assassins, Batman's greatest weapon is Fear.
"Makes total sense." Ness said. "When seen by people in fear, it just means it works to your advantage to win in a fight when being scared which makes you lose focus."
"Kinda like Ganondorf or Hades." Pit said.
Boomstick: All it takes is a glimpse of that pointy-eared shadow and criminals start shaking in their boots.
"And judging how he said that, seeing Batman in the shadows like that makes him look like a demon." Palutena said.
UTILITY BELT
Batclaw
Smoke Pellets
Various Batarangs
Explosive Gel
Disruptor
Shock Gloves
Cryptographic Sequencer
Forensic Analysis Kit
First Aid Kit
Boomstick: He can disappear and reappear in an instant thanks to his mastery of stealth and the high tech gadgets he keeps in his utility belt.
Kirby, Marth, Pit and their friends did remember the utility belt big time and Kirby is excited what will be seen again or maybe even something new that Batman may bring to the fight.
Boomstick: Like his batclaw grappling hook, smoke pellets, tons of different batarangs, and… shock gloves.
That got Falcon's and Pit's attention. "Shock Gloves you say?" They both said.
Wiz: Hey, don't underestimate the shock gloves. They release a charge powerful enough to penetrate kevlar.
"Good god. If there's a pair of gloves that can generate that much electricity, then they are most powerful gloves no one has ever seen." Ness said, impressed.
"I so want Shock Gloves!" Pit said, with his eye shine with stars.
"Well, if you want, I'll put that into your Christmas List." Palutena said, nicely.
"Hehe, hey I'm not that desperate." Pit said, sheepishly.
Captain Falcon then imagines himself fighting with Link, Snake and Ike, wearing Shock Gloves, like Batman, and performs an all powerful punch called "Shocking Falcon Punch!" and punched all 3 of them at the same time, knocking them out and making the ladies (meaning Peach, Zelda and Samus (Zero Suit Form)) go crazy for him.
'Hehehe. I got a reputation to keep.' Said the Captain in his mind.
Wiz: And even stop the heart of one of Batman's most powerful enemies, Bane.
Everyone watches Batman defeat a big huge bad guy, named Bane, by stopping his heart with the powerful surges of the shock gloves.
Boomstick: But then he restarted it because he's nice like that. Bane later said "thank you" the only way he knew how.
The fighters sees a footage of Bane breaking Batman's back with his knee and the sound of a spine breaking in half. Everyone then cringed so hard at the scenery and the sound.
"Ooh, That's gotta hurt…" Pit flinched.
"Hate to be that guy…" Falcon said, referring to Bruce.
"That Bane guy looks crazy strong, and if he can break the bones of Batman, then I don't know how I can avoid him." Marth said.
"He scares me…" Pichu said, referring to Bane.
"Even the sound of bone break makes it feel like my back hurts right about now." Yoshi muttered.
"He's even more scarier than Bowser." Mario said, seeing Bane like that.
Boomstick: I'm surprised Batty didn't pull something out of the Utility Belt to stop that one, considering it seems to contain anything Batman could ever need, even shark repellent.
They see Batman using shark repellent on a shark that drives it away. Kirby, Pikachu, Pit, Falcon, the Links, Pichu, Jigglypuff and the rest were laughing at this but Samus was not amused.
"Really? Like he would carry THAT many gadgets in situation like that." Samus said sarcastically.
Wiz: Actually, that's a common misconception. The shark repellent was stored in the helicopter that Robin was flying, not Batman's Utility Belt.
"I guess Batman can't exactly store everything in his fancy, golden belt of his." Blake stated.
Boomstick: Oh ho yeah! 'Cause that makes it SOOO much less ridiculous!
"At least someone agrees with me." Samus agreed. "There's no way that a belt can store all gadgets at once, even with a giant cans of repellent that repels sharks."
"Still. It would be cool if there's some that can repel to any animals beside shark." Pit replied.
On with the next weapon.
Wiz: Batman also carries explosive gel.
Everyone then listened closely as they see a device that sprays some kind of gel that can detonate. Batman even makes a shape of a bat out of that stuff on walls or even the floor.
Wiz: A cluster of this substance can be sprayed onto nearly any surface and remotely detonated. Perfect for distractions.
Boomstick: Or, you know…. blowing shit up!
"Explosive gel huh? Never expected something like that!" Pit said, surprised.
"And it's quite unique way to destroy an obstacle or cause a distraction." Mega Man commented.
"That's because he-" Kirby began until Ness and Toon Link interrupted him.
"We know, cause he's Batman." They both said with annoyance.
Boomstick: Tip for criminals, if you know Batman's after you, avoid anything shaped like a bat.
"Can do!" Kirby, Pikachu, Toon Link and Ness all joked.
"Hmph. I'm not scared of any old bat, if he tries to catch me in the dark, I would face him head on." Sonic shrugged.
"Amen to that, brother." Samus agrees.
Man #1: Somebody in here?
He sees Batman standing in the room…. and staring at the man with a stoic scowl.
The man stares at him for a few seconds…. and leaves the room while closing the door.
Man #2: Something wrong?
Man #1: ….Nnnnope.
Everybody chuckled at this.
"I bet Batman doesn't need to say a word to make people not blow his cover." Villager chuckled.
"Because he's Batman." Kirby joked.
"Yes, yes he is." Marth said, sweatdropped at the joke.
(*Cues: The Dark Knight Triumphant/ End titles - Batman: The Dark Knight Returns*)
Wiz: Bruce chose the guise of a bat to project his own fear of the flying mammal onto his enemies. However, that's not the Batsuits only purpose.
BATSUIT
Repurposed Nomex survival suit
Almost totally bulletproof
Flame and shock resistant
Cape doubles as glider
Cowl's para-aramid fibers lessen impacts to the head.
Gauntlets armed with blades
Conceals both heartbeat and heat signature.
Boomstick: Thanks to some military-grade armor he stole from his own company, with Morgan Freeman's permission, the Batsuit is completely bullet proof, knife proof, electricity proof, punch proof, dog proof, and theft proof.
"I hope it's blaster proof because I want to test that for myself." Samus said, thinking about it while looking at her arm cannon.
"Putting that aside, I'm interested that this suit of his can be resist by any that can damage him." Palutena stated. "Though I never seen an actual human that can wield an armor that can be resisted to anything to take on any punishment."
Wiz: inside Batman's cowl is an array of high-tech gear used for listening to police scanners and communicating with allies.
"In other words, he can listen in to what the police and anyone else say that involves crimes and help with others." Samus said.
"That's quite sneaky for someone that goes on sneaking mission." Pit stated.
Wiz: But in combat, Batman finds more use in it's night infrared and ultraviolet vision. Also, it's built in triangulation imaging system, which hacks into the world's cell phones.
"So he's a hacker as well. Quite a formidable fighter for someone like him." Link commented.
"Yeah, for a hero of his own caliber, he's quite good." Marth agrees.
Boomstick: You mean he can see EVERYTHING I do, just because I have a phone?
"I wonder if he hacks into my phone." Kirby wondered.
Wiz: More or less.
Boomstick: Ask him where I put my keys.
The Smashers all chuckled.
FEATS
Avoided unavoidable Omega Beams (Non canon since it's from the Justice League TV show)
Survived outer space for 24 seconds
Bench press: 1,000 lbs
Leg press: 2,500 lbs
Can throw a Batarang 100 mph
Swapped a poisoned drink faster than the literal blink of an eye
Broke into Area 51…. And Area 52 (That surprises Ness, Samus and Captain Falcon)
Wiz: Aside from mass invasion of privacy, Batman's resume includes such accomplishments as dodging Darkseid's virtually unavoidable Omega Beams.
Kirby and pals' jaw dropped at Batman avoiding an attack from a foe that is on Superman's rogues gallery. However, a text says 'Non-canon'.
"Still, It's an awesome feat, though." Pit commented.
"Despite it not being canon for some reason, I agree." Ness agreed.
Wiz: Survived in the vacuum of space for 24 seconds.
"Hm. Better, but I could do it way better than that." Samus commented.
"And I doubt you couldn't do that for at least 60 seconds." Ike smirked.
"Shut up Ike." Samus growled at him.
Wiz: And breaking free from a coffin, buried six feet underground, in a straight jacket, after being deprived of sleep for days, all while having a cocktail of unknown drugs in his system along with the Joker's latest venom toxin.
That last piece of information made everyone's jaw drop in sheer disbelief of hearing this kind of insane feat for a normal human.
"That impossible?! No human can ever do such thing?!" Pit exclaimed.
"Of all the impossible things that happens, he achieved something that quite impossible! I am beyond shock!" Said the Goddess of Light, shocked.
"He is insane or something?! There's no way he ever do something a thing?!" Samus said, shocked as hell.
"Well… he did it." Lucas said with his wide eyes.
"You have to be insane to do that kind of thing!" Ness said with his eyes widen also.
"And also crazy…" Link and Marth muttered.
"But he did because-" Kirby began until Mario and Pikachu interrupted him.
"We know, cause he's Batman!" They both said, out of annoyance.
Boomstick: WHAT THE FUCK?! ARE WE POSITIVE THAT WE'RE POSITIVE HE'S NOT SUPERHUMAN?!
Wiz: Well, given his line of work, I won't be surprised if he stumbled into a room filled with gamma rays or something like that.
"That's even worse!" Ness and Samus both exclaimed.
"How the hell does he keep doing this?!" Said the F-Zero Racer with shock. Then looks at Kirby who was smiling, and said. "And do not say cause he's Batman!"
"Aww, now you ruined it!" Kirby pouted.
"Well, good." Captain Falcon said, before receiving a slap from Jigglypuff.
Wiz: But, underneath the Batsuit, he is affected by knives and bullets the same as any mortal man.
"Thank god…" Samus sighed in relief.
Wiz: Even though, he usually comes out victorious, his self confidence occasionally puts him in life threatening situations he can't escape without help.
"And that is why everyone joins in team, unlike some individual." Ness said, while narrowing his eyes on Samus, Captain Falcon and Link.
Boomstick: Like Bane's thank you spine durability test.
Everyone cringes at Bane breaking Batman's spine… again.
Wiz: But the Caped Crusader has consistently found a way survive even the most life threatening situations.
Boomstick: All in the name of justice…. vengeance.
Batman: From this moment on… none of you are safe.
Kirby, Marth, Pit and their pals already knew Batman from before, well except for Jigglypuff, Nana, Lady Palutena, Samus, Mario, Captain Falcon, and Ryu but they did like some of his new feats and gadgets he showed off. Pit and Captain Falcon especially wanted to try out those shock gloves and they wanted the explosive gel as well.
On to the next opponent...
(*Cues: Captain America: The First Avenger — Captain America*)
Wiz: Born to poor Irish immigrants in Manhattan, on July 4th, 1920.
Everyone sees a city with skyscrapers made of stone with metal within them.
"By my guess, this is New York." Ness said.
"Just like Spider Man." Kirby said.
"Oh goody, another superhero from New York." Pikachu said, sarcastically.
BACKGROUND
Before Transformation
-Height: 5'4" / 1.6 m
-Weight: 95 lbs / 43.1 kg
After Transformation
-Height: 6'2"/ 1.9 m
-Weight: 220 lbs / 99.8 kg
Both parents died early in his life (that made Kirby and Pikachu feel sad)
Won the gold medal in an art contest as a teenager (which impressed Ness)
Was once mutated into "Spider-King"
Secretly a habitual car thief (LOL)
Wiz: Stevenson Rogers grew up with little money, few friends…
The young fighters felt kinda sorry for this young man with blonde hair. His parents died when he was young and now he's poor with no one else to be with….
Boomstick: And even fewer muscles!
And everyone else also notices that Steven is also as scrawny as a rail.
Boomstick: Good God, is that Steve Rogers or Jack Skellington? Somebody get that kid a sandwich!
"Forget a sandwich! This guy really needs something stronger to eat!" Captain Falcon said.
"Like a Hot Dog or a Pizza or anything!" Said Kirby.
"Still, how can this guy be Batman's opponent?" Samus asked in wonder.
"We find out for sure." Marth replied.
Wiz: But his sheer willpower, selflessness, and desire for justice stood out.
This made the gang smiled at that mention of Steven makes up his frail appearance with the guts and determination of a warrior.
"Well at least he's determined to do what he believes." Lucas said being admired for he's a comic book fan himself .
"I agree." Ness said.
"Still, he's a little arrogant if you ask me." Ike muttered.
Wiz: As those around him left to serve the second World War, Rogers was desperate to fight for his country. But, due to his lacking physique and health problems, he was turned away from every single military organization, multiple times.
"Ouch. Rejected." Pikachu commented.
"Eh… this happens when Zelda tries to recruit other soldiers in our world." Link said.
"Same goes to me, I am a prince in my world." Marth said.
"And I think I remembered the Galactic Federation has the same thing with recruiting good soldiers and rejecting the others." Samus added.
"Well, either way this guy still continues to follow his dream." Sonic replied.
Boomstick: Meanwhile, Hitler was creating a new group of super nazis with lasers called Hydra.
(*Cues: Captain America: The First Avenger — Training the Supersoldier*)
The symbol of this Hydra organization is a skull with octopus tentacles.
"If I have to guess to that symbol, that totally sounds trouble to me." Sonic responded.
"Yeah, they're evil, not even Team Rocket can be easily compare to this." Pikachu replied.
Wiz: To combat this new threat, Uncle Sam began the top secret Project Rebirth. It looked like Rogers would finally get his chance to be the hero after all….
"Huh. Now he finally gets the chance to be hero." Lucas said, happily.
Wiz:.. Provided he survived an untested, unstable, unpredicted experiment.
Samus sweatdropped. "That sounds pretty bad." She said.
"Hey, it's worth it to be a hero than being a weakling." Pit replied.
"That's so? Then maybe I should give you the same experiment as the Captain." Palutena suggested.
"Uh, no thanks I'm good." Pit said, sweatdropped.
Boomstick: After an injection of some mystery juice, and tanning in some vita rays, Roger lived!
Steven indeed lived, which resulted him having a muscular body that caused the girls smasher to blush again.
"Oh my." Lady Palutena said, after gazing upon Rogers' new look.
"He looks so dreamy…" Jigglypuff said, dreamily.
"Even for a guy who survived this experiment, he sure looks strong…" Samus said, blushing a little.
But for guys, who looked and over heard them, seems to get a little jealous seeing him like that.
Boomstick: And, as a plus, became a nazi annihilating, terrorist thrashing, symbol of freedom: Captain America!
To his attire, he now wears an that is mostly blue with mixes of red and white; symbolizing the United States flag. He also carries that shield (which will be explained later).
Captain America
Now Everyone is impressed Steven is now what they were looking for, the opponent of Batman.
"Now he looks more heroic and awesome than his other self!" Kirby cheered.
"Yeah, he's ready to take on the world." Pikachu said with a smile.
Now everyone sees guns blazing, bald eagles swooping and screeching, and fireworks blasting everywhere.
Boomstick: 'MERICA!
The gang was a bit surprised at this.
"Well, someone's energetic and hot blooded for the country Captain America is fighting for." Palutena stated.
"Who wouldn't? America's quite popular when living in that country." Ness said.
(*Cues: Captian America's Theme — Marvel vs Capcom 3*)
They watch Captain America kick ass left and right while the awesome music is playing.
Wiz: The Super Soldier Serum pushed Steve's body to the absolute limit of human physical and mental potential.
"Meaning that he's an unstoppable soldier who can push his body with no restrains." Ness replied.
"I don't mind facing a guy like that." Captain Falcon said. "Plus, that serum of him that enhanced his superhuman abilities, I could try it out."
"Then, you'll be the guinea pig for this experiment." Samus said to him.
Boomstick: A homeless guy sold me a super serum once. I woke up in Denny's a week later without my wallet….
They all sweatdropped.
"Idiot…" Samus muttered.
"Moron…" Pikachu and Ness muttered.
"Dumbass…" Link and Mario muttered.
"Jackass…" Ike and Falcon muttered.
"Now, now, no need to insult him." Palutena said, "even though that was pretty stupid…" She muttered.
Kirby and Pac-man nervously chuckled and Jigglypuff didn't say anything.
ABILITIES
Adept in all fighting styles
Master tactician
Multi-lingual
Proficient in all weapons, though he typically only uses his shield
Expert acrobat
Capable of chi manipulation (a bit like Lucario's Aura)
Can resist all forms of mind control
Proficient in driving all kinds of vehicles
Wiz: With his new body, Rogers can bench press 1100 lbs and run a mile in 73 seconds.
"Dang, he's faster than Sonic." Yoshi said, surprised. "Uh, no offensive."
"None taken. And I'm pretty sure I can beat him in a race within 0.7 Seconds." Sonic boasted.
"Oh sure. That would be an interesting race. Not that I care." Pikachu muttered.
"Still, I'm surprise that he can lift that much force with that much strength." Marth said.
"If I could face a guy like that, I would never hold anything back." Ike said.
Wiz: By comparison, the bench press world record without the aid of a bench shirt is Eric Spoto's 722 lbs and the fastest mile run belongs to Hicham Guerouji of Morocco of 3 minutes 43 seconds. That makes Rogers nearly twice as strong and over three times as fast as the most physically fit humans beings in the world.
Everyone just jaw dropped at hearing that statement.
"Wow, that is just… wow…" Pit said, surprised.
Boomstick: He can even dodge gunfire at point blank range by, in his own words, "seeing faster".
Wiz: Which is the absolute stupidest way of saying that his brain can process images faster than a normal human.
"Well, if that serum of his can make you stronger and powerful like that, then it could be possible the serum is behind that." Palutena said.
"Hmph. I call that dumb luck." Samus smudged.
"And I bet he dodge more bullets than Bayonetta." Captain Falcon stated.
Boomstick: Putting his new abilities to good use, he's adept in every single form of hand to hand combat known to man.
"Say wha-?" Pikachu said, looking shocked by this.
"Whoa, I didn't even though he has that many fighting styles." Ness said, looking astonished.
"Hm. Now that he mentions it, I do remember facing a man like him." Ryu said, now remembering facing Captain America in a battle.
"Yeah, so did I for that matter." Mega Man said, remembered facing him, like Ryu did.
Boomstick: That's right. I bet you didn't know Captain America was a ninja.
Iron Fist: Ninjitsu? Kung-Fu? Krav Maga?
Captain America: All of the above.
Wiz: Despite his incredible physical potential, the military initially decided Super Steve was best suited as…. The US Army poster boy…..
"What?!" Kirby, Pikachu and Pit shouted in shock and disbelief at Cap's position, along with looking at the silly outfit he wears.
(*Cues: Captain America: The First Avenger — The Star Spangled Man*)
"That looks like one of those cheap looking costume meant for a halloween." Pikachu said, looking at the costume the Cap's wearing.
Boomstick: That suit looks like it was ripped from a patriotic circus.
Wiz: It was.
"I ain't too surprised about that." Samus answered.
Boomstick: Really? Well, at least he upgraded the suit not made for a circus later on.
Wiz: No. They were too.
"What?!" Everyone shouted again.
Boomstick: What kind of circus would make a costume with kevlar and nomex with lightweight titanium that's resistant to fire, water, and electric shocks.
"For once, I agree with this idiot. What kind of circus would make a suit that should belong in a military base that's for combat purposes?" Samus wondered.
Wiz: Some call it World War II.
(Music Stops)
Boomstick: Oh…. I get it….
"Right… that war…" Pikachu muttered.
Everyone else remained silent.
(*Cues: Captain America: The First Avenger — Captain America March*)
Wiz: But the most iconic aspect of Cap's attire is his famed shield.
Everyone sees shield that has a circular shape that's red with a white circular stripe and a white star in the blue center.
CAP'S SHIELD
2.5 feet in diameter, weighs 12 lbs
An unrepeatable combination of Proto-Adamantium and Vibranium
It's Proto-Adamantium is even stronger than regular Adamantium
Absorbs the full power of the impact
Conducts neither electricity nor heat
Highly aerodynamic
Can only be damaged by tampering its molecular bonding
Wiz: Composed of Adamantium and a mysterious metal from space called Vibranium.
Ness and Samus were mostly intrigued by this. "Interesting. I never imagine you can find metal in space." Ness said, intrigued.
"I did. What did you think I'm a bounty hunter for?" Samus said.
Wiz: This one of a kind shield was presented to him personally by none other than the 32nd president of the United States, Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
Everyone sees the president giving Cap the shield.
"Huh! I don't remember hearing that from the history books of the president." Ness said in disbelief.
"That because it was from the comic." Popo replied.
"Oh right…" Ness said.
Boomstick: Like a badass, Cap doesn't just use his shield for defending himself, he HURLS that motherucker at just about anything that moves.
They watch Captain America throw that shield like a frisbee with incredible accuracy.
"I so want a shield like that." Pit said with his eyes turned to stars.
"I am impressed that a shield like that is really reliable, besides being primarily used for defense." Marth said with a smirk.
Wiz: The combination of the two metals allows the shield to absorb and reflect practically all kinetic energy and, thus, ricochet off multiple targets with only minor loss in velocity.
"Geez, for a strong shield, it can almost withstand everything." Link commented.
Wiz: Captain America utilizes this in combination with his superhuman mind, to predict and calculate the shield's trajectory so that it always ends up back in hand, no matter how many targets it has struck.
"That's some impressive and nearly impossible accuracy for a super soldier!" Toon Link shouted.
Boomstick: Cap's shield can reflect anything from bullets to lasers, decapitate vampires, and stop a blow from Thor's hammer. And if you recall Mjolnir doesn't fuck around.
Kirby and his pals got their jaws dropped at Cap's shield taking a blow from Thor's hammer… without even a dent.
"Man, I don't believe it! Just how powerful are those two metals that shield is made from?!" Pit shouted in disbelief.
"And I doubt Master Hand would try and try to make a dent at it." Captain Falcon replied.
Boomstick: This giant frisbee of freedom is so cool, even Superman wants one.
They see Superman holding the shield and using it with skill.
"Now even Superman wants one. I doubt that." Pikachu commented.
They watch some woman (Peggy Carter) shoots the shield with a pistol… with Cap using it to shield himself. The bullets don't even dent it and end up dented and crumpled themselves.
Peggy: Yes. I think it works.
(*Cues: Captain America: The Winter Soldier — Lemurian Star*)
Wiz: But it's not unstoppable. It's been damaged and even destroyed it's fair share of times over the years. But only by cosmic or reality warping powers.
They see the shield torn to pieces in many different ways.
"What a big disappointment." Roy said.
"It's still an impressive shield though getting by destroy many things that are alien and cosmic they are definitely a fatal flaw." Said the Goddess of Light.
Boomstick: Luckily, Mr. America doesn't rely only on his shield.
FEATS
Survived being frozen in ice for 70 years (That shocks everyone)
Can run almost 50 mph / 80.5 kph
Caught a torpedo with his bare hands
Threw the Hulk off his feet
Jumps 20-30 feet high
Drops from airplanes at cruising altitude into water without a parachute no problem
Wiz: He's boxed Thor to a standstill, worthy enough to wield Mjolnir, and has even incapacitated the Hulk with his knowledge of pressure points.
The fighters was impressed that Captain America can fight Thor to a standstill and even wield his hammer. Heck, even Kirby was surprised that Hulk (or Hulky as Kirby calls him) was battled with the Captain.
Boomstick: Wait! Go back to that second one!
Everyone sees Captain America… kicking Hulk right between the legs with all he can muster.
Here's their reaction; The boys bursted into laughter while the girls didn't know what to say.
Boomstick: Did this guy kick THE HULK IN THE DICK?!
The boys laughed even harder.
Boomstick: You've gotta be a real man to give the green goliath the nut check. I mean, that's the fastest way to piss off a dude, and who don't we like when they're angry? Balls of steel, right there. Great big, eagle-shaped freedom balls of steel.
Kirby was now on the floor laughing now, along with the other boys, that even Jigglypuff, Lady Palutena, Nana and Samus were trying not to laugh.
(*Cues: Captain America: The First Avenger — Invader's Montage*)
Wiz: And to top everything off, not many superheroes to claim to have defeated the fearsome foursome of Crack, Weed, Ice, and Mrs. Fix. The literal personification of actual street drugs.
"Wait, what. You mean to tell me that there are villains based off of drugs in a comic book?" Ness said confused.
"Yeah, probably it's a message to kids and teens that are underage to don't do take drugs." Palutena answered.
"Hmph. I've seen enough tv shows of stuff like that already." Sonic muttered.
Boomstick: So, you're telling me he's preaching an anti-drug message, KNOWING that drugs are the entire reason he became awesome?
Wiz: I guess we can add "hypocrite" to his list of aliases.
"Well, at least the serum isn't doing any that have negative effects on Cap like an ordinary drug." Samus answered.
Wiz: Despite being a physically perfect human, Captain America more or less has the same weaknesses as any other man.
Boomstick: And sniper bullets. God knows he gets killed pretty good by those. AHHH! Weapons! My only weakness! How did you…. Know…..?
"Geez, now I feel sorry for the guy." Link said, sadly.
"Us too." Kirby, Lucas and Pichu said at the same time, looking all sad.
(*Cues: Captain America: The First Avenger — Captain America*)
Wiz: Even in the face of death, Captain America always stands for what the United States needs.
Boomstick: And sometimes serving Hitler with an American-sized knuckle sandwich!
Man: Who are you supposed to be?
Captain America: I'm… Captain America.
After that, everyone begins to take some liking towards Captain America. Captain Falcon, Samus and Ike are impressed by his skills and uses his mind to calculate to throw that shield. Pit, Link, Toon Link and Young Link liked the shield for being both a defensive and offensive weapon. Everyone seems like he's a good and capable fighter.
Now on to the vote…
Everyone begins to vote:
Kirby: Captain America
Ness: Batman
Pikachu: Captain America
Lucas: Batman
Toon Link: Captain America
Young Link: Captain America
Pichu: Batman
Pac-man: Batman
Mega Man: Captain America
Yoshi: Batman
Villager: Batman
Sonic: Captain America
Pit: Captain America
Jigglypuff: Captain America
Nana: Captain America
Mario: Batman
Captain Falcon: Captain America
Link: Captain America
Ryu: Captain America
Marth: Batman
Roy: Batman
Ike: Batman
Samus: Captain America
Lady Palutena: Captain America
Now for the results:
Batman: 10
Captain America: 14
Looks like everyone voted for Captain America for him to win. Only one way to find out.
Wiz: Alright. The combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
The camera shows a dark city where part of it is run down and likely filled with criminal scum. Near an ally, Captain America jumps from nowhere, likely from a high place, and lands on the ground and looks into the alleyway.
"I can see the Captain, but no Batman." Villager said.
Inside the darkness in the alleyway, two bright eyes appear and stare at Captain America. Everyone didn't need to guess who it was.
(*Cues: Batman: Arkham Origins — Assassins*)
Batman walks out of the darkness and gets into his fighting stance. Cap responds and also prepares himself to fight.
Everyone begins to witness who will be the superior hero of justice.
FIGHT!
Captain America makes the first move as he throws his shield at Batman, but Batman somehow was able to block it and sent it back without damaging him. Cap runs forward and catches his shield as he now throws goes on the offense up close. Batman managed to block the first few blows but a few shield bashes stunned him and Cap landed more punches on the Caped Crusader.
"Yeah, the Captain is gaining the upper hand!" Toon Link shouted.
But Batman now starts dodging the punches and lands a thrust kick which got blocked by Cap using his shield but it was enough to push the Avenger back. He throws some batarangs that bounce of the shield and Cap throws it again. This time, Batman jumped over and fires his grappling hook at Cap to snare him. But like Spiderman, Steve caught the grappling line, preventing himself being caught.
"Hm? Why does this scene feel familiar." Ness said for some reason.
Before Batman could retaliate, Cap's shield bounces off the wall at the end of the alley and hits Batman in the back of the head, stunning him. This gave Cap the time to yank the cable hard enough to send Batman towards him vulnerably while getting his shield back.
This looks like it's gonna hurt." Ruby commented as they are seeing what's about to happen.
Just as Cap got his shield back again and Batman right in front of him, Cap slams his shield full force into the Dark Knight that sends him flying back and smashing into the wall with a loud thud.
Kirby and Lucas cringed at the impact which must have hurt like hell, even with the durable Batsuit on.
"Ouch. That's gonna hurt." Ness winced.
Batman is pissed.
He activates his shock gloves and charges forward. Batman charges forward and punches Cap who blocks again with the shield. No matter how hard he punches or how much volts and power the shock gloves hold, he couldn't dent or even conduct the shield and gets knocked back again by Cap. However, at the same time, Batman is analyzing the shield and realizes that the shield can't be bypassed directly and must take a different approach.
He has an idea.
He throws some pellets to the ground right before Captain America attacks.
Captain America: Let's finish this!
Batman holds a smoke pellet in his hand.
Everyone then realizes that Batman has formed a plan.
Captian America: Hyper!
Cap charges forward with his shield out that could decapitate Batman but Bruce already threw the smoke pellet to the ground which created a smoke screen and Cap only hit the wall.
Ness and Samus was impressed Batman can make a plan in the middle of a fight.
Just as Steve turned around, Batman is gone and the smoke pellets on the ground all exploded, creating a giant wall of smoke within the alley.
"That's quite a clever tactic." Ness commented.
Cap looks around and tries to find Batman but can't, due to the thick wall of smoke.
A batarang passes by.
Cap responds by throwing the shield into the direction the projectile came from.
Silence.
RWBY and Captain America wait for a sound or something as the silence continues to linger.
The shield comes back as it lands in front of Captain America… but it has gel on it in the shape of a bat.
"Uh-oh…" Kirby said.
BANG!
(*Cues: Batman Begins — Train Fight*)
The explosive gel stunned Cap just long enough for Batman to dive in and stun the Avenger even more with his pressure point attacks. Cap falls to his knees as Batman picks up his shield.
"What is Batman gonna do with that shield?" Kirby said nervously.
Before anyone could answer, Batman hits Cap so hard that he goes flying even above the alleyway.
Everyone was now shock what they just saw.
"How can he do that?!" Weiss shouted in confusion.
Batman got out his grappling hook and fired it which wrapped around Cap's neck.
Everyone's eyes widened at what that could lead to.
Snap!
Cap's neck snapped once the cable attached to a street lamp.
"Ooh. That's gotta hurt." Captain Falcon winced.
"That had to be very, very painful…" Pikachu muttered.
"Goodbye, Captain America…" Samus said.
Kirby and Pit cringed so hard at that scene that it even almost made them want to puke.
K.O!
To make it more gruesome. Batman throws the shield and cuts Cap in half then leaves with a smoke pellet.
(*Cues: Batman Arkham City — Main Theme*)
Boomstick: I pledge allegiance, to the cap, hanging miserably from the lightpost.
"Okay, that one was pretty dark." Pit muttered.
On with the results.
Wiz: Captain America did have the endurance and power advantage, and Batman himself has admitted he COULD lose a hand-to-hand combat match against him, but there is a big difference between COULD and WOULD.
Boomstick: I COULD survive a fall out of airplane, but I WOULDN'T bet on it, unless you're doing it Wiz, you should totally try it, 5 bucks if you make it.
Everyone just didn't know what to say while Pikachu and Kirby tried to keep a straight face since it sounded so funny.
Wiz, Samus and Ness: You're an idiot, Boomstick.
The two said fighter were now laughing.
"Hey now, I wouldn't mind jumping off of a plane." Sonic smirked.
Wiz: Also, the fact is, Batman is more than a boxer, his stealth and disarming skills allowed him to turn the fight in his favor.
"He's right about that. He's an excellent fighter, even though he's works in the dark." Pit agreed.
Boomstick: Not to mention the gadgets. Just because Cap could "see faster" doesn't mean he can see hard enough to spot Bats through a solid wall of smoke.
"Yeah, it's not very easy looking through a puff of smoke when Batman has his headgear on that could see the heat signature." Ness added.
Wiz: Batman also regularly and sneaks around super beings far above your average laser Nazi.
Boomstick: If he can ninja around SUPERMAN'S Super Hearing, there's no reason he can't do the same to Captain America.
"Probably because he has the tech in his suit that likely hid his heart beat and everything from the Man of Steel." Pikachu stated.
Wiz: And, of course, Batman has more knowledge of pressure points and fighting styles because he mastered ALL of them, rather than simply being adept. Helping him incapacitated and finish off the Star Spangled soldier.
"In short, he's more experience." Samus said, referring to Batman.
Boomstick: Captain America just couldn't hang in there.
Kirby and Pikachu didn't respond on this pun being a bit harsh.
Wiz: The winner is Batman.
Kirby and his pals did like that episode and were kinda glad Batman got his win. But they also admired Captain America being a symbol of freedom and justice.
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.
?: I have a guid here that will show you how to live from now on.
A large pair of doors open… and show a 50 foot tall mech standing there in all its glory.
THE 6TH GUNDAM
VS
A bright light shines down as a man in a white tight suit appears.
?: Tigerzord!
Now they see a massive mech of a tiger transforming into a humanoid version of itself.
Music: White Ranger Tiger Power! White Ranger Tiger Power! Tiger Power Now!
THE 6TH GUNDAM
VS
THE 6TH RANGER
After a few seconds of silence.
"Well, that was… something…" Ness said, surprised.
"Yeah, but how does Kirby react to that?" Pikachu asked.
Everyone looked at Kirby who looks like he sees a ghost. Then, at a split second, this happened.
"YAY! ROBOT!" Kirby cheered as he starts jumping up and down as he quickly grabbed the disc and begin to place to the DVD player.
Everyone sweatdropped from this scene.
"Well that was weird." Pikachu said.
"Totally if you ask me." A new voice came in.