Ok this story is alot funnier than my other Jolly story. It's finals week in college for me so this is for all the college students out there who just need a good laugh. This is a humanized version of Transformers and it goes in the same realm as my other human transformers story Haunted ,with a few details switched. This time it focuses on the autobot humans around Christmas time of course. There is some language because it's all just guys hanging around. I do not own Transformers as they are owned by Hasbro. Good luck to everyone with their finals and I hope this gives you a good laugh.

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!

Jolly II

Well here it is. Christmas day has come and gone so it was time for the evening drinks and what better way to celebrate it than with your buddies at your favorite bar. Ironhide got there first as usual. He was always on time with everything. He was large guy at six foot four with a black t-shirt and black jeans on with black hair and blue eyes. He took his seat at the bar and waited for his buddies to show up. Bulkhead wasn't too far behind with his trademark green shirt and jeans. His brown hair and brown eyes looked just as gentle as ever. He spotted Ironhide quickly and hurried over to him.

"Hey 'Hide, Merry Christmas buddy!" He smiled with his deep voice. He gave him a big hug and a sturdy slap on the back.

"Yah Merry Christmas to you to buddy." Ironhide said with his thick southern accent. "Where Jacky at?" He asked.

"Oh you know Jacky. He's always late for everything except work." Bulkhead laughed.

"Yah, it's a miracle that he ain't never got fired." Ironhide said jokingly.

"You're telling me. So how was your Christmas?" Bulkhead asked.

"Not too bad, Prime and the wrench say hi." Ironhide laughed.

"Oh man Ratchet didn't get wasted did he?" Bulkhead asked amazed that the good doctor would let loose for once.

"'Course he didn't. I'm always tellin' yah he's got his wrench so far up his ass that he can never get a screw loose." Ironhide winked at Bulkhead with his favorite joke and Bulkhead just howled with laughter. The two always got along and were back good friends that always had the others back. Wheeljack on the other hand was a different matter entirely.

"I bet yah he threw one at you at that point." Bulkhead added.

"He almost did, but Bee was there so he had to be nice 'cause of the youngster." Ironhide explained.

"How is the little guy?" Bulkhead asked.

"Great, kid's got good grades and everything. I think it's a good thing them two don't spoil him or he'd be a little brat if I ever saw one." Ironhide answered. Optimus Prime and Ratchet were a couple and Bumblebee was their adoptive son. He was in college now and was a nice respectful young man thanks to them. He was very polite and a little bit of a prankster, but they all knew it was good fun. "How 'bout you? How's Breakdown doin' haven't heard from him in a while." Ironhide asked.

"He's good, but I'll tell you what, that Knockout he's with is something else." Bulkhead laughed.

"Why?"

"He's the exact opposite of Ratchet. He's always going on about his looks and stuff, but I'll tell you though Breakdown says he's one hell of a doctor." Bulkhead answered.

"He should get a better crowd , especially with that Starscream guy I've been hearing 'bout." Bulkhead started laughing.

"Breakdown told me that on Halloween, him and his buddies pranked Megatron. They got a video and everything. It was hilarious." Bulkhead laughed.

"No way! They got old Megs to scream like a panzy!" Ironhide gasped.

"Yeah, hahaha, Breakdown said they hahahah, had to drive Starscream home he was so mad." Bulkhead laughed and Ironhide joined in.

"That's too funny man." Ironhide said while trying to calm down.

"You guys didn't start the party without me did yah?" Wheeljack said behind them.

"Hey Jacky." Bulkhead said and gave his friend a big bear hug.

"Uuuugh, thanks Bulkhead." Wheeljack gasped, trying to get air out of the tight squeeze.

"'Bout time you got here." Ironhide said and held out his hand, which the other gladly shook. Wheeljack sat next to Bulkhead, who sat in the middle. The gang was all here. Surprisingly, Bulkhead was the smallest of the group at six foot one and Wheeljack was six foot three. He was wearing a grey t-shirt with jeans to go with his black hair and green eyes. He was the most quiet of the group. He usually kept to himself most of the time and that was why he and Ironhide took a lot longer at becoming friends.

They all worked at a bar they were at now, called The Wreckers and Ironhide was the newest of the group. Bulkhead and WheelJack were working there a few years before Ironhide came in after changing jobs so he could be closer to home. Ironhide was very sociable like Bulkhead, but WheelJack needed to warm up to you first before anything happened. It eventually did happen after a few months and WheelJack was a very friendly guy. He was just quiet that way because that was how he worked.

"Hey you're only fifteen minutes late this time. Not bad Jack." Ironhide chuckled.

"That's Jacky for yah." Bulkhead laughed and gave his friend a pat on the shoulder. They all finally ordered drinks and started talking about their holiday.

"Well this time I do have a legitimate excuse this time." Wheeljack said taking a drink.

"Yah what's that?" Ironhide asked first.

"Bulkhead and I were at the same party with Breakdown and I talked with Breakdown a little longer." Wheeljack said.

"Oh sorry Jacky. Is he alright?" Bulkhead asked concerned.

"It's alright, I figured you would give me some shit anyway and yeah he's doing just fine. We're just catching up on some stuff. He'd like to get together sometime after the New Year." Wheeljack answered.

"Hey that's great. Care to join us Ironhide?" Bulkhead said excitedly.

"I sure damn well would." Ironhide said. They all laughed and clicked their drinks together.

"Merry Christmas you two." Wheeljack said.

"Yeah Merry Christmas Jacky." Bulkhead smiled.

"Same here bud. Merry Christmas." Ironhide said with a pat.

"So you went over to Prime's party right?" Wheeljack said after another sip.

"Yup, Prime and old Ratchet. Their kid Bee is doin' good in school too. He wants to join the military." Ironhide said.

"Good for him. That guys a good kid. Not like some of the spoiled little rich kids we've seen here." Wheeljack said.

"Uuuugh those are the worst kind too, especially if they're shit-faced. They're all like "heeey get off me man or I'm gonna sue you uuuhg." Bulkhead said in a fake voice, making the others snicker.

"Awww man god damn it!" A voice said behind them. They all looked and saw their boss, Ultra Magnus walking in, dressed in his usual blue attire.

"Oh don't look so happy to see us." Wheeljack said with a dirty grin.

"Shut up you old bag." Magnus laughed before they gave each other a big man hug.

"What are you doing here boss?" Bulkhead asked from his spot.

"I had to drop off a few things for Sentinel." Magnus answered.

"Awww damn." Ironhide groaned. Ultra Magnus was one of the managers at the bar here and he was the better boss. Sentinel was a young punk that had only been here a few years, while Magnus was going on about twelve years. WheelJack had been with Magnus for half that time and two years later Bulkhead showed up. Another two years later Ironhide showed up. Sentinel had shown up on Magnus' tenth year and hadn't changed since. He was an ego maniac and had little experience when it came to being a bouncer. The guy even had the nerve to pick on Optimus on the rare occasions that he stopped by. Nobody picked on Optimus and Sentinel had paid the price. They had a short verbal battle with a calm Optimus just owning Sentinel like a champ and he never spoke again to them for the rest of the night. It had been perfect all around. So Sentinel wasn't a big favorite among the others and Ironhide was one of them.

"Relax big guy. He's not coming in tonight. Seaspray's coming in later tonight." Magnus answered.

"How is old barnacle butt?" Bulkhead laughed.

"I don't know. Ask him when he gets here." Magnus shrugged.

"So how's your holiday?" Ironhide asked.

"Very good. I was actually going to stop by Optimus' house later on to say hello." Magnus answered.

"Tell the wrench we say hello." Ironhide added making Magnus laugh. They all exchanged hugs before Magnus started to leave.

"You guys have a good holiday. Stay safe and Merry Christmas." Ultra Magnus said before leaving.

"Merry Christmas!" They all waved to him and they ordered another round. Bulkhead stopped after the third drink since he had to drive home anyway. They had been there close to an hour when Seaspray showed up.

"Oh no! You guys get on out of here." He snapped at them.

"Hello to you too barnacle butt." Bulkhead joked, while the other two snickered.

"Oh whatever what are holidays for right." He laughed and they all greeted each other. They talked for a few minutes before Seaspray left for the office. Bulkhead had to smile at watching Ironhide and Wheeljack. They didn't drink a lot too often and Ironhide was a funny drunk. He got sleepy so he was trying to stay awake. Wheeljack just got quiet and tried denying it every time. Soon more people started coming in with Christmas gear on with sweaters and Santa hats. They said hello to Cliffjumper, Jazz and Prowl who were working that night. Bulkhead had to laugh at Jazz, who started dancing with the crowd every now and then, while Prowl just stood at the sidelines silent as ever. Wheeljack kept pointing to Ironhide, who was trying harder and harder not to fall asleep, while Jacky kept trying to stop himself snickering, but he was miserable at it. Finally Bulkhead figured it was time to go.

"Alright Ironhide, let's get out of here." Bulkhead said calmly.

"Why, we just got here." He objected.

"We've been here two hours. Time for bed sleepy head." Bulkhead joked and had to whack his head to get him to wake up again.

"I'm awake damn it!" Ironhide snapped. Jacky couldn't stop snickering as they got up and paid the bill. They wave goodbye to everyone.

"Jacky you didn't drive here did you?" Bulkhead asked him.

"Nope, I actually got Starscream to drop me off since he's going to visit his bros." He snickered. "Would you believe it? Me and that stiletto heeled air head." Jacky laughed. They all went outside and Bulkhead saw that Ironhide's truck was next to his. Guess he was going to drop him off in the morning to get his truck. A sober Bulkhead and a snickering Wheeljack got Ironhide in the backseat. They weren't even buckled up yet when Ironhide fell over in the seat and started snoring. They both laughed and gave each other a high five. "Sorry I'm a little tipsy tonight." Wheeljack said a little more calmly.

"It's Christmas Jacky, relax. You're supposed to have fun every once and a while." Bulkhead said kindly.

"You know you're an awesome friend Bulk." Jack said with a sincere smile.

"Yah, you are too Jacky."

"I've always got your back."

"And I've always got yours."

They both knocked their fists together for their friendship vows and soon Wheeljack quieted down. Except for Ironhide's snoring and Wheeljack's occasional snicker when he looked at their sleeping buddy, the drive was very smooth.

"I saw we leave in the truck." Wheeljack grinned.

"Sorry Jacky, can't let him freeze out here." Bulkhead laughed.

"Damn, wake up southern gal." Wheeljack said as he smacked Ironhide's head.

"Dang nab it!" He shouted into the air. "Next time you do that, I'll kick your ass all the way to next Christmas." He snapped as he stumbled out of the truck. They entered Bulkhead's apartment with no problems and Ironhide quickly fell back to sleep on the couch. "Merry Christmas guys." He mumbled before snoring again. Bulkhead put a blanket on him before Wheeljack retreated to his guest bedroom.

"Yeah Merry Christmas guys." Bulkhead smiled before going to sleep.

So I hoped you enjoyed it. The stuff about Sentinel is from Transformers Animated and Ultra Magnus being the boss of the "Wreckers" is taken from the books. I actually at one point titled this Jacked Up since I originally planned this with just Wheeljack and Bulkhead drinking and Wheeljack getting "hammered" wah wahhhh. But I completely forgot that I had another story with that title so I changed it to Jolly II because of the holiday theme and would you believe that my very first idea for this would have been a sad story about how Wheeljack is thinking about Bulkhead during and after the episode Hurt! Oh well, I just needed to do a funny story anyway. Just a short and funny story to make you laugh. Good luck to everyone with Final Exams and Happy Holidays!