Disclaimer: I am not J.K. Rowling or George Lucas.
Enter Luke, Han, and Tycho.
Tycho. Had a good Life Day? I've been doing some thinking over Life Day, Luke. After the last match, you know. If the Tuskens come to the next one . . . I mean, we can't afford you to . . . well . . .
Luke. I'm working on it. Master Jinn said he'd give me anti-Tusken lessons. We should be starting next week. He said he's have time after Life Day.
Tycho. Ah. Well, in that case . . . I really didn't want to lose you as a seeker, Luke. And have you ordered a new ship yet?
Luke. No.
Tycho. What? You'd better get a move on, you know. You can't ride that Starmite-class freighter against Shan.
Han. He got an A-wing for Life Day.
Tycho. An A-wing? No! Seriously? A . . . a real A-wing?
Luke. Don't get excited, Tycho. I haven't got it anymore. It was confiscated. Senator Mothma is afraid it might be cursed.
Tycho. Cursed? How could it be cursed?
Luke. Obi-Wan Kenobi. He's supposed to be after me. So Mothma reckons he might have sent it.
Tycho. But Kenobi couldn't have bought an A-wing. He's on the run. The entire Republic is on the lookout for him. How could he just walk into Spaceport Speeders and buy an interceptor?
Luke. I know. But Mothma still wants to strip it down . . .
Tycho. Strip it down? I'll go and talk to her, Luke. I'll make her see reason. An A-wing . . . a real A-wing on our team . . . She wants Revan to win just as must as we do. I'll make her see sense. An A-wing!
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