From Emmett:
Eat frying pan, Alice!
From Alice:
NEVER!
From Jasper:
I would join but i am a pacifist
From Rosalie:
HIPPY! *beats offending hippy up with frying pan*
From Jasper:
Nooooo have mercy on my soul
From Bella:
Break his phone!
From Alice:
Yeah!
From Emmett:
Don't worry, we'll save you bro!
From Edward:
Get away from him you evil witches!
From Jasper:
My glorious brothers, come to save me! BLESS YOU!
From Emmett:
...
BREAK HIS PHONE!
From Alice:
Ja, das ist outnumbered Jasper!
From Rosalie:
Why are you German?
From Alice:
Das nicht any clue whatsoever.
From Jasper:
What kind of German was that?
From Alice:
It was a special kind for amazing people.
From Rosalie:
UNLIKE YOU!
From Jasper:
WAAAAAAAAA YOU ARE SOOOOO CRUEL TO ME! *sobs uncontrollably*
From Edward:
Awwwwwwww
From Emmett:
Awww, come on Alice. Have mercy on the poor ickle blond vampire.
From Alice:
*hits Jasper with frying pan really hard for being a wimp*
From Regan:
Errrr, O.K...
From Bella:
REGAN!
From Regan:
Just coming over here to tell you that we have a special guest star this chapter.
From Rosalie:
OMGOMGOMG
From Edward:
OMG IS IT SANTA?
From Bella:
EDWARD WE HAVE HAD THIS DISCUSSION A MILLION TIMES!
From Edward:
SANTA IS REAL!
From Bella:
HE IS NOT!
From Alice:
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS?
From Emmett:
I'M SICK OF YOU SETTING UP CCTV ON CHRISTMAS EVE!
From Rosalie:
I HATE HAVING TO THANK SANTA FOR HIS KINDNESS EVERY YEAR!
From Edward:
NON-BELIEVERS! I CAST YOU OUT!
From Jasper:
Err, what are you talking about?
From Regan:
O.K, the first person to knock Edward unconcious gets a free poker.
From Alice:
*wacks Edward with a frying pan*
From Emmett:
DAMNATION!
From Regan:
Looks like Alice has won. Again.
From Bella:
OMGOMGOMGOMG CELEBRITYYYYYYYY!
From Edward:
Everytime there is a guest star...
From Bella:
Shut up santa boy
From Edward:
HE'S REAL!
From Alice:
*hits Edward with frying pan again*
From Edward:
HAAH! MISSED ME MISSED ME!
From Jasper:
Now Edward, you should not taunt your sister so.
From Edward:
*hits self with Alice's frying pan*
From Regan:
Basically, it's like this. The first team to knock the entire other team unconcious gets to meet the guest star first.
From Bella:
Bagsy Alice and Rosalie.
From Emmett:
Hey! That means im left with an unconcious bro and-
From Bella:
I'm so sorry Emmett, but it has to be this way.
From Emmett:
...
Jasper.
From Jasper:
Coool! We can be the Pretty Pacifists!
From Emmett:
*knocks self unconcious with frying pan*
From Rosalie:
We win.
From Jasper:
I'm still CONCIOUS! HAHAHAHA!
From Alice:
*beats annoying hippy husband over the head repeatedly with poker*
From Jasper:
Im StIlL HeRe
From Bella:
Ooooo impaired texting!
From Jasper:
nO eVeN WiTh An ImPaIrEd PhOnE i WiLl StIl-
(This phone is now broken. Please text Jasper Hale later. We apologize for the inconvenience.)
From Emmett:
What inconvenience?
From Bella:
DIE EMMETT DIE!
From Edward:
Haha! We are now concious again!
From Alice:
GRGH ALICE POKER RAGE!
From Emmett:
RETREAT RETREAT! POKER RAGE!
From Bella:
AFTER THEM!
From Rosalie:
Wait, poker?
From Alice:
Ye.
From Bella:
ODD ONE OUT! *points finger accusingly*
From Alice:
I use a poker now. Pokers are cool.
From The Doctor:
COPYRIGHT!
From Alice:
RARGH PAN RAGE!
From Bella:
Better.
From The Doctor:
Ummmm...
SONIC SCREW DRIVER RAGE!
From Bella:
Go away.
From Emmett:
Right Eddie, we've gotta win! This means planning, preparing and striking! First, we wait outside the kitchen for them to come out.
From Edward:
And then we hit them with frying pans! MUHAHAHA!
From Jasper:
May i suggest a less violent approach?
From Emmett:
No.
From Jasper:
Perhaps we should ward them off with garlic?
From Emmett:
OMG GO AWAY!
From Jasper:
Right! I have to prove myself to you!
From Alice:
JASPER IN THE KITCHEN! GET HIM!
From Rosalie:
GRRRRRRR PAN RAAAAAAGE!
From Jasper:
Hey Alice, the celebrity is outside.
From Alice:
YAY!
From Bella:
WOOO!
From Rosalie:
Lead the way Jasper!
From Jasper:
Nuh uh. Ladies first.
From Alice:
Off you go then.
From Bella:
Or are you to SCAREDY CAT?
From Jasper:
NO!
From Emmett:
WACK! I GOT ONE!
From Edward:
That's Jasper!
From Emmett:
Your point?
From Edward:
Fair enough.
From Bella:
CHARGE!
From Edward:
TAKE THAT!
From Jasper:
Head-hurting-lots-
From Alice:
PAN RAGE HIT HIT HIT BOYS
From Rosalie:
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
From Emmett:
GARGHHHH I SMITE YOU!
From Anna:
It's only me guys.
From Regan:
May i present Anna, my brand new co-author!
From Alice:
GARGH POKER RAGE PAN PAN HIT HIT MUST KILL!
From Anna:
It's good to be back :)
Its good to be writing again. The idea for Jasper getting knocked out and the guest star competition was due to my brilliant new co-author. Yes, it's true.
And now, an exclusive preview of the next chappy!
From Bella:
OMG BIEBER BIEBER BIEBER!
From Rosalie:
JUSTIN WE LOVE YOU!
From Alice:
Bieber suuuuuuks!
From Bella:
*breaks down into tormented and disappointed tears*
From Rosalie:
NON-BELIEBER!