Ah ha ha, alright, I've got some ideas to get me going, but first, I was playing animal crossing WW, which has absolutly nothing to do with this story, and came up with this...:D it's pretty crazy, and yes, I do support Near/Mikami...

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A cool summer breeze was floating into a dark bedroom. Hitting the blonde in the face, he shifted and pulled the blanket closer. He was too deeply into his odd dream that even a cat jumping through the window couldn't awake him. Let us begin to get into this dream, shall we?

A short figure was walking down an aisle of flowers. Bells were ringing, people were sniffling and gasping at the beautiful gowned figure, and Mello? He was thinking about running away from this insanity. Matt, his beau, was beside him, and was latched onto his arm. A look of held-back laughter was portrayed on his face. "I can't believe Near is getting MARRIED..."

Mello snorted. "Neither can I, who would want to marry THAT?"

"Obviously Mikami. Weird, eh?"

"More like crazy...but, the world is crazy, so why not."

The two focused back onto Near and Mikami, who were taking vows. And then..."Oh god, he KISSED him..."

"Yeah, you sorta have to do that when you get married, Mel." Matt said, patting his back.

"I KNOW that...it's just...ewww..." Mello cringed.

The newly-weds walked back down the aisle and over to the reception table. "Come and eat everyone!" Raito shouted.

"Finally, some food...you wait here, I'll get some for you." Matt offered and walked away.

"Alright..."

Mello sat quietly for the next few minutes, and then was interupped by a tap on the shoulder. "Hello, Mello."

"Hm, hello there, Mr.Mikami Teru. Or would you prefer Mrs.?"

Near sighed, "I know its odd, but I love him."

"Does that mean you'll finally leave me alone?" Mello asked happily.

Near's face fell, "You mean, you're not...jealous?"

"WHAT?! JEALOUS?! OF MIKAMI? LIKE HELL I AM!"

"Oy, what's goin' on 'ere?" Matt asked, pushing Near away.

"HE THINKS I'M JEALOUS OF MR.CRAZY-FACE OVER THERE!" Mello shouted, shaking Matt.

Near was pink. "I was meerly excepting his congratulations, Mail. Now, I will be going then." he turned and went to join Mikami, who was ready to cut the cake.

"Ass." Matt growled.

"I really hope your refering to Near."

"Uh hum. I hate him. Wish he would stop coming on to you." Matt handed him his plate of food.

"Mhn..." Mello chewed, "Atleast the food is tasty..."

"Yep. Maybe I'll make some 'cookies' for Mr. & Mr. Teru when we get home." Matt smirked, clearly thinking evil thoughts.

"Lax or Viagra?"

"Both..."

"Oh damn...that'll suck, won't it?"

"Yep."

"I love you."

"I know you do."

The sunlight hit Mello's eyes, and he awakened. Yawning, he reached over to feel for Matt, but he was gone. Mello sat up and rose from bed to walk to the kitchen. And of course,

there was Matt, already cooking breakfest. "Odd question, Matty-dear...but there isn't any Laxes or things similar to Viagra in these pancakes, is there?"

"No. Why would you ask?"

"No reason. Now, feed me."

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Poor, poor Near. How I love to hurt him so...(sighs)

anyway, thank you for the ideas and such, I'll begin working on them soon!