Start Your Engines Chapter 37: DELETED SCENE (Dad, I'm Pregnant)
Woah, whats this? A DELETED scene? That's right folks. There were people wishing I had written a chapter in between chapters 35 and 36 where Vanellope and Rancis sit Ralph and Samus down to give them the news about their baby. Well, I realized that I really SHOULD have. So, here is a deleted scene chapter featuring a highly demanded scene :)
(In Fix-It Felix Jr.)
"Nelly, a-are you sure about this?" Rancis Fluggerbutter asked his wife as the two trudged along in Fix-It Felix Jr. The Fluggerbutters' honeymoon was over, and Vanellope and Rancis had discovered that the former was carrying their first child. Rancis first had a suspicion when Vanellope ordered a triple bacon burger with extra tomatoes and onions. It took his wife a little bit longer to notice, but when she did find out, she was ecstatic, and so was Rancis. That is until he realized they had to tell Ralph. It wasn't that he didn't like Ralph; he was just afraid of what his reaction would be.
"Yes Flugs, now stop being a baby!" Vanellope playfully rolled her eyes and practically drug his feet through the 8-Bit grass towards her father's house. Rancis had dreaded the day they would have to confess to Ralph, and now that the day had arrived, he felt like walking into Hero's Duty and just let a Cy-Bug gobble him up. "Come on Rancis," Vanellope scolded as he continued to resist, "I promise he won't kill you; why would he anyways?" She asked as they stopped walking. Rancis again tried to pull his arm from his wife's grip, but his hand may as well have been super glued to hers.
"Well let's take a look at the facts," Rancis said like a worried police detective trying to make sense to a colleague, "A) your father is a wrecker with fists the size of our karts, B) He loves you and protects you with his life, C) He really doesn't like any guy being married to you, D) I got you pregnant, E) there's only one way that you got pregnant, and F) he'll probably kill me for having sex with you!" Rancis listed all the things he could to prove that this was a bad idea. Vanellope let go of his hand and put her hands on her hips, glaring at the Reese's young man.
"Wouldja stop being such a pussy Rancis?" Vanellope complained, "I promise I won't let my dad kill you, our baby needs a father after all Flugs," Vanellope spread her arms out to hug Rancis. The blonde haired blue eyed husband looked up from the ground and accepted the loving hug.
"I love you Nelly," Rancis said as he snuggled her neck and massaged her back.
"I love you too Flugs," Vanellope squeezed her hubby. The tender hug was interrupted by Samus and Ralph entering the game.
"Hey Kid, hey Rancis!" Ralph called out to the couple. Rancis froze and his breathing stopped. Vanellope pried him off of her and spun him around to face his Father-In-Law.
"H-hello Mr. and Mrs. Wreck-It," Rancis stammered out as he regained his composure. Vanellope trotted up and gave Ralph a big hug around his midsection.
"So, what brings you kids here, did you have a good honeymoon?" Samus asked, giving Rancis a slight wink. Rancis shuddered a bit and darted his blue eyes around. "Why don't you come in?" Ralph's wife suggested.
"Sure Mrs. Samus, we'd love to!" Vanellope exclaimed as Ralph escorted her inside.
"Please Vanellope, you can call me Mom if you want," Samus explained, "are you coming Rancis? What's the matter?" The Space Marine asked when Rancis didn't make a single move. Rancis stood still until Samus waved her hand in front of his face, bringing him back to reality.
"U-uh, oh yeah, coming!" He called and hurriedly walked into Ralph's little cottage. Ralph, Vanellope and Rancis sat down while Samus went to get a few beers from the fridge. Ralph shifted in his seat as his gaze met Rancis'.
"So, are you treating my daughter well Rancis?" The wrecker stared into Rancis' eyes, hoping to incite some fear into him. The blonde haired racer's throat tightened and sweat started to form on his forehead.
"W-well, yes sir, I am, like a Queen," Rancis replied as calmly as he could.
"Good, or else I'd have to wreck you," Ralph cracked his knuckles. Vanellope pouted her lip and scowled at Ralph.
"Dad! Rancis is a great husband!" She scolded. Ralph chuckled and ruffled her hair.
"I'm just kidding, I'm sure Rancis is a great husband, so how did your honeymoon go?" Ralph asked as he cracked open his beer and sipped it. Vanellope casually sipped her beer while Rancis took a long gulp.
"Well, first we went to beachside racers and went swimming in the ocean," Vanellope began. Ralph and Samus nodded their heads as they awaited the story to continue.
"U-um, after that I took Vanellope to dinner at the Beachside Sports Bar, nice place," Rancis explained. The younger couple looked at each other, knowing what they had to say next. Rancis' blue eyes pleaded to Vanellope's hazel ones, begging for her to say it.
"That can't be all, what did you do next?" Samus asked from her couch. Vanellope cleared her throat before continuing, unsure of what the reaction would be.
"Flugs here ordered the spaghetti and I ordered a triple bacon burger with extra tomatoes and onions," Vanellope explained. Ralph's eyebrow shot up, knowing that something strange was up.
"But kid, don't you hate tomatoes and onions?" Ralph pointed out. Vanellope nodded and Rancis hid behind his can of beer.
"Then, why did you order that Vanellope?" Samus crossed her legs, having some idea of what was up.
"I'll get to that in a minute," Vanellope replied, "Rancis commented on it too and then we ate dinner and went back to the hotel where, we confirmed, something," she said nervously.
"What is that kid?" Ralph asked, fearing what Vanellope had to say. His daughter nervously cleared her throat before replying.
"Dad, I'm Pregnant," Vanellope blurted out suddenly. The room filled with silence and tension. Ralph's eyes grew before narrowing and looking over at Rancis. Samus's eyes snapped open and stared at Vanellope. The Space Marine had a good idea of what Vanellope was going to say, but it was still a shocker.
Rancis' breath was stuck in his throat as Ralph glared at him. He was close to pissing himself, but luckily he held it in as he gulped down the rest of his beer. He leaned his hand over and grabbed Vanellope's and squeezed. Rancis's heartbeat started to increase as Ralph stood up and thumped his way over to him.
"W-what seems to b-be the p-probelm Ralph?" Rancis nervous asked. The beer can went flying when Ralph smacked it from Rancis' hand. So quietly and creepy, Ralph picked up Rancis in his fist and squeezed him tight.
"D-dad, what are you doing?!" Vanellope shouted. Ralph glared into Rancis' face.
"You, got my daughter pregnant?" Ralph gritted his teeth. Looking like he was ready to puke, Rancis slowly nodded his head. Ralph raised Rancis a little, ready to chuck him through a wall when he realized something. "I-I'm gonna be a Grandpa?" He asked himself. Rancis nodded his head again, his face was beginning to turn blue from lack of oxygen.
"Then, that means I'm going to be a Grandma?" Samus asked. Vanellope nodded this time, fearing for her husband's life.
"Yeah, now Dad, please, LET GO OF MY HUSBAND!" Vanellope demanded. Ralph softened his squeeze on his son-in-law and hugged him.
"This is the best day of my life!" Ralph exclaimed and let go of Rancis who dropped to the floor gasping for air. "I'M GONNA BE A GRANDPA! I gotta go tell Felix!" Ralph shouted and burst from his cottage. Samus stood up and shook her head.
"Well, this is one happy coincidence, congratulations little soldiers," Samus shook their hands and went to check on her ecstatic husband. Rancis regained his breath and stood up slowly.
"Are you alright there Flugs?" Vanellope worriedly asked her husband.
"I'm f-fine Nelly," Rancis replied and sucked in a deep breath again, "but I think that reaction was scarier than the one I feared," Rancis said. "But anyways, have you thought of any names Vanellope?" Rancis asked and patted Vanellope's tummy.
"Well, how about-" Vanellope began.
The End
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