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i dedicate this chapter to Cherry Pepsi, which is fueling me to write this,lol.

disclaimer - i don't own

Before Scarecrow had a chance to answer Joker flew into him and slammed him onto the floor.

Laying over top of Scarecrow, noses pressed together Joker declared, "I win."

Once the initial shock of being knocked on his ass had worn off Scarecrow spoke,"Get off of me."

Joker shook his head, "What's the magic woooo-rd," he sang.

Scarecrow was going to be stubborn and ignore the clown's demands but he was slowly beginning to feel something hard poking him in his lower half.

"Please," Scarecrow mumbled.

"I'm sorry you're gonna hafta speak up," Joker said putting his ear to Scarecrow's mouth.

"I said PLEASE!" Scarecrow yelled, thinking the shock of it would cause Joker to hop off of him, it didn't.

"Ok," Joker said nodding, ear still at Scarecrow's mouth, "Not really the word I was lookin' for but I guess it'll do."

And with that Joker rolled off Scarecrow and laid beside him on the floor. That is if you could classify what Joker was doing as laying, it was more like Joker was convulsing on the floor beside Scarecrow. He was like a little boy who couldn't keep still.

Joker rolled over, putting his face as close to Scarecrow's as he could possibly get it.

"I wanna watch a movie," Joker whined, while he kicked his feet into Scarecrow's.

"Will you sit still and watch the whole movie?" Scarecrow asked, getting the strange feeling that he was talking to a 5 year old.

Joker let out a heavy sigh, "Yeah I wiiiiiiilllllllll."

"Alright then," Scarecrow said standing to his feet, "Let's go put a movie on."

"YEEAA!" Joker cheered, jumping in the air and running for the living room.

By the time Scarecrow reached the living room, (cause of course he was in no hurry), Joker was already working on putting the movie in.

"So," Scarecrow started, taking a spot on the couch, "What are we watching?"

"The Wizard of Oz," Joker stated, as he plopped himself down on the floor in front on the television.

"Joker move back, you're sitting to close to the screen," Scarecrow demanded.

"I don't wanna."

"If you sit that close it's gonna hurt your eyes and you're gonna need glasses," Scarecrow said trying to persuade him to move back.

Joker turned to look at Scarecrow, "I think I'd look pretty sexy in glasses," he declared.

The two had a stare down death match for ten minutes until the music began to play on the menu for the movie, which caused Joker to lose focus and turn his attention back to the television. The second Joker turned his back Scarecrow shot up two middle fingers at the clown.

With in the first minute of the movie The Joker was mesmerized, and Dorothy hadn't even made it to Oz yet.

With Joker being so good and quiet Scarecrow fell asleep laying on that couch, that was of course until Joker decided he needed something right then and there.

"Scarecrow," Joker said shaking him awake.

A groggy Scarecrow rubbed his eyes and looked to the TV expecting the movie to be over, but it wasn't Joker had just paused it.

"What is it?" Scarecrow asked, wanting nothing more then to go back to sleep.

"I want a flying monkey."

"You can't have a flying monkey."

"Why don't you want me to be happy?" Joker asked.

"This has nothing to do with your happiness," Scarecrow began to explain, "Monkeys just don't fly."

Joker pointed at the TV.

"Movie." Scarecrow stated.

Joker slapped Scarecrow in the face then went back to watching the movie.

No sooner did Scarecrow fall back asleep was he woken up again by The Joker's cheers of discovery.

"Oh, of course, it makes sooooo much sense know!" Joker yelled around waiting for Scarecrow to wake up.

Scarecrow decided to make the clown happy. He sat up from he laying down position, "What makes so much sense?"

"Why you're "The Scarecrow," Joker said waving his hands around.

"Enlighten me please?"

"Ok," Joker said rewinding the movie to the spot where he had his epiphany, "Watch this."

"Goodbye TinMan," Dorothy said hugging him, "Goodbye Dorothy."

"Goodbye Lion," She said hugging him, "Goodbye Dorothy."

"And I think I'll miss you most of all Scarecrow," she said hugging him.

Joker looked back at Scarecrow, "So you wanted to be Scarecrow cause Dorothy liked him the best."

Scarecrow just stared back at Joker.

"Ya know," Joker started, "Dorothy was kind of a bitch."

oh what's that? 2 updates in 1 month, haha i'm so proud of me! and i'm happy that i could do this for all of you. just to clear it up i don't think Dorothy's a bitch,lol. but the ending of that movie is really fucked, am i right?

anywho i hope you all liked this chapter, thanks for reading!

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