Chapter 113: Smash Boxing

Summary:Bowser and Ganondorf join the annual boxing event and become boxing champs. But they realized it is not when they expected.

S7, Ch 8

TV-14-LV

Bowser and Ganondorf are at the boxing match. They got their ticket and gave it to the man.

"Alright, people. Y'all ready for some boxing?" asked the announcer.

"YEAH!" they replied.

"Then give it up to former boxer, Nicholas," said the announcer.

"Hey guys. Want to see boxing?" asked Nicholas.

"Yeah! I want to see it already," said a nerd.

"Alright, guys, here's the first boxer of the day!" Nicholas revealed the first boxer.

Everyone cheered as he arrived.

"Thanks for bringing me here, Ganon," said Bowser.

"No probs. Just be glad that fat ass Wario isn't here with us. He'll screw it up," said Ganon.

The fight had started. Boxer 1 and 2 fight each other while the former had a good chance of winning.

"Yeah! I'm still the best!" said the first boxer.

"Oh yeah? Watch me and decide who's better," said the second boxer.

Suddenly, boxer #1 beat him up.

"(Laughs) In your freakin' face!" said the first boxer.

"Aw, my ass... it's hurts," said the second boxer.

"Now, the next boxer," said the announcer.

Boxer 3 arrives and beats up the other boxers.

"I"M THE MAN!" he said.

"This guy's the winner for tonight's boxing," said the announcer.

"Heh! Face it. You two are weaker than me. I'm gonna kick your ass on that tournament," said the third boxer.

Boxer 1:"Oh no we will. Right?"

Boxer 2: "I'm so frail right now."

Boxer 3: "AH HA! You has nothing to do!"

Boxer 1: "Come on Danny! Beat him up!"

Boxer 2: "I can't! Look like you'll do it."

Boxer 1: "OK, but I better be awesome."

Right away, he got beaten up.

The crowd gasped, then boos.

"You idiot! You couldn't have said that!" said the nerd.

"I feel the same way, nerd," said Bowser.

"Same here," said Ganon.

"Say goodbye, lame boxer!" said the third boxer.

He violently beat up the first boxer. He then fainted.

The crowd boos even more.

"SCREW YOU!" yelled the nerd. "YOU SUCK!"

Later while driving home.

Bowser:"Man, I can't believe those guys lose..."

Ganon: "to a huge douche who thinks he's the best."

Bowser: "I think tomorrow we could be boxers."

Ganon: "Yeah! And to kick his infernal self out of the ringer forever!"

Bowser: "Uh huh. Totally can't wait about it."

The next day...

"So you guys want to be in boxing?" asked the helper of the boxing match.

Bowser and Ganondorf nodded.

"Well, here's your chance. If that son of a bitch from yesterday get beat up, then you're in," said the helper.

"OMG, can not wait for this," said Ganon.

"Well, anywho, come back here first thing tonight and maybe you two will be the new boxing champ of Smash City."

"So, how are we gonna become perfect boxers in less one day?" asked Bowser.

"I think I know a guy that solve the case," said Ganon.

Quick translation to a sensai's house.

"So who is this sensai again?" asked Bowser.

"He's my mentor of violence. He taught me how to be better fighter," replied Ganon.

He rang the door bell.

"Hey, Ganon. Who is this turtle?" asked the sensai.

"Well, sir, this is my friend Bowser. Bowser and I wanted to be strong enough to be boxers." said Ganon.

"Ah, you came to right place," replied the sensai. "Well, I'll teach you both to be excellent boxers."

"Alright that's cool," Bowser said.

Next scene...

"First things first...you must beat this punching bag, literally," said the sensai giving them directions.

"Well this is a piece of cake," Bowser smiled.

Bowser and Ganon simply punched the bag over and over.

"Good boys. Next, learn how to punch through hard objects," said the sensai.

"But that's impossible. It'll hurt so damn much," said Bowser.

"Oh don't worry Bowser. You got this a shield," said the sensai.

Bowser: "Freakin' sweet!"

Bowser and Ganon punch the rock with the shield and it wasn't so painful. It was a success.

"Last not least, a hard punch," said the sensai. "You two, go punch that bully."

"Hey bully!" said Ganon. The bully turned out. "Never mess with us!"

Ganon and Bowser gave him a hard punch.

"And stop bullying!" said Bowser.

Sensai:"Excellent work. Now you two are ready for that boxing match. See ya there."

Scene cuts to the boxing match, It is already 7PM.

Announcer: "Tonight's the night! Two best friends decide to battle against the boxing champ. If they beat the stuff out of him, they'll kick ass at boxing. So let's find out what will happen in this memorable match."

The sensai is in the crowd noticing Bowser and Ganon.

"Just remember the moves I taught you."

"Got it," they said.

"Ok, folks, this is it. The biggest boxing match in Smash City boxing history," said the announcer. "Bowser and Ganon vs. the SC boxing champ."

"Oh God, I'm so damn nervous," said Bowser. "What if we suck at it and never box again?"

"Don't worry dude. Our attacks might be strong enough to kick this douchebag's selfish ass," said Ganon.

"Get ready fellas. This shall be your moment for life," said the announcer.

"I hope so," said Bowser.

"So, you thought what it takes to be boxing champs? Well, let's find out in this match," said the boxer.

The match has started. Rock music is playing. Bowser and Ganon against the box champ. They attacked him with the moves their sensai had taught them. They are doing better than Bowser expected.

"Huh? How come you two have unusually stronger attacks from mine?" asked the champ.

"Oh, it's a secret," said Ganon.

"Tell me, dork," said the champ.

"Oh, you're asking for it, literally. This is the punch out from that game of ours," replied Ganon.

"Way to go Ganon! Punch him!" Bowser honored him.

Ganon does so and a powerful punch is pulled through the champ's face. To finish the match, Bowser advices him not to be a bully and right away gives him a hard punch. He and Ganon won the match.

"OK, your new boxing champs are Bowser and Ganondorf!"

"Oh my god, at last! I've been waiting for this!" said Bowser. "I always wanted to be a powerful champion over something. Today's the best day ever!"

"This isn't fair! I only had this position for a freakin' month! How come these guys get to be champs?" asked the now former boxing champ.

"Hey man it's over! Get your ass out," said Bowser.

"Screw you," said Ganon. "We don't need you anymore."

"I'll BE BACK ONE DAY!" yelled the ex-champ.

The next week, Bowser and Ganon are ready for a week of boxing.

"Hey boys. Really for a week of champion boxing?" asked their helper.

"You betcha! It is going to be the best week," said Bowser.

"Then, let's go knock each other out!"

*Flip Translation*

Bowser and Ganon are literally knocking each other out while the audience looked awe.

"What? Anything wrong?" asked Ganon.

"You just knocking each other out but your opposite," replied a fan.

"Aw damn. Fool manager, this is boxing not doing it what you said!" said Bowser.

"Sorry," said the helper.

"NO, screw you! (punches him) We'll show that we're still the champion," said Bowser.

Montage of Bowser and Ganon boxing for the week. They felt like champs but something's missing. They hasn't done a punch in a stomach at all. They had did that to the former champ.

Cut to Friday.

"Bowser, had I noticed something?" asked Ganon.

"Well, I already had. We hasn't punch someone in the stomach. I wanted to do that. It'd be funny," said Bowser.

"No, save that to a dog," said Ganon. "I think our boxing skills are getting stale."

"Come on man, we can still be boxing champs. We just needed to punch in other body parts," said Bowser.

"OK, I'll guess so. But not in the private part. That'd be sick," said Ganon.

10 minutes later, a boxing match between the champs and two other boxers has started.

"Oh, look like someone also want to be a boxing champ," said Bowser.

"We'll see who the better person at this," said Ganon.

*Flip Translation* to Bowser and Ganon eventually getting beat up by the two boxing.

"You won. Why am I not surprised?" said Bowser.

"We were almost done being champs anyways. You guys enjoy that position and hope it lasts longer than ours," Ganon told them.

"You know Ganon, let's stick to our old life. We been missing out," said Bowser.

"Yeah let's go home buddy. Maybe one day we might still be boxing," said Ganon.

Bowser chuckled, "No, since I gave up."

Ganon laughed, "Yeah, or we try another interesting sports instead."

They both left as the their helper came following them.

"Hey come back! I wanted to live with you!"

"Go away!" they said.

"Well, I'm quitting," said the helper, "just so I can see my two bitches. (evil laughter)"

"I can still hear you, A-hole. Shut your mouth!" said Bowser as he threw a bottle at the helper.

The end.