Chapter 36
An: ok peoples, STOP FLAmiNG!111111111111111111111111
ANd mr. haker: I changed mi PISSWORD AGIN!111111111111111 hahaha u'll nevr gess it!11111111 ur just a northurn luser with no lif!111111111
Capter 36: Bass pro shop I've never been in a bass pro before but i've heard of it
Darryl and I went to hogsmede on the day we wer suppods 2.
Then when we got ther, DUMBELDOR was ther!11111111111111111 Why was dumbledore there?
"hi Dumbledore," I said.
"oh hi," he said hpapply."
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" hav you ben wondering wat the secrit project is?" No
"OMG yes, wat is it?" donald and I said,
"Well, he said' you are going to b mi spies on kwirrel and snalpe, those stupid northerners!1111111" Oooh
"Cull,"
"oh, and u know how I said ur parents were alive?"
"Yeh," we saiad,
"Well there comin 4 HALLOWEEN " Dumbledore said. GASP
"cool, waat r u dressing up as" hary asjed,
"obama~" dumdledor said. WHAT
"WHAT?'" we scremed/
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"yeah, im gonna petren blak nurthurn idiot, itll b funny cuz I can akt relly dumb" Too bad obama is from the west aka Hawaii...
"Yeh"
"Did u know obama waz a suthurnur?"" donald asks. Yeah, a southerner from Hawaii...
"Yeh,," dumbmbldroe said," then he painted his skin blak and became a nurthurnur." That doesn't make sense? Obama is mixed...
"TRateor," job eke said.
"I knoew!" Dumbledore said suspicusly. N
Then we went 2 look thru bass pro shup. I got a fishing rod wand 2 go with mi pich4k wand. They sell wands at bass pro?
":Nice chicoe," darryl said, "I got aa new tractor," je said.
"cool, I sed.
Then we went in2 the rosies café.
We wen in and rosie sadi.
"Hi dis is the best suthurn café in the world!11111 wer would u lijke 2 sit?" Rosie's cafe aka KFC
"Not with any nurthurners that's for sure!" we sdai happily. Well why would northerners be allowed in a southern cafe anyways?
"Don't worry we don't let northurn skum in here/ See?
"O good," darryl said.
"Yeperoom,' so,' she said. "Wat wuld tou like?"
"we both want fried chiken," I sed. "With sum biskits.". Mmmm fried chicken and biscuits
"ok, lol," she sasid, and let.
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HAMLET WALKED UP
2 b continued!