Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics to Friday. And I also don't own Total Drama but you've heard that before.
Six contestants get immunity. Six don't. One gets eliminated. Ruben goes insane...
The twelve contestants and six dogs lined up at the starting line. The contestants were armed with all kinds of dog treats and toys.
"So, the first three dogs to cross the finish get invincibility for their duo!" Ruben announced. "The race may begin in 3…2…1…NOW!"
The contestants quickly rushed off and started taunting the dogs with toys and treats with mixed results.
Sushine, Vetak, Cremsir and Guma all caught on and started chasing after their duos. Kat trotted off at a slow pace, and Vijak lay down on the ground.
"No!" Johannes yelled. "Come on, Vijak! Get up! Get up! Luko, squeak the rubber bone!"
"Oh, yes!" Luko said quickly, and he started squeaking a rubber bone in his hand.
"IT'S NOT WORKING!" Johannes screamed.
"Hey, this was your idea," Luko said. "I wanted to pick Sunshine!"
"You didn't say!" Johannes yelled.
Guma was in first place at that moment, with Sunshine not far behind.
"You may have gotten Guma instead of us, but that doesn't mean we can't catch up!" Marios exclaimed.
"Hey, we may not look like the best team ever, but we can still pull this off!" Mirzo exclaimed, as he walked backwards and held a treat in front of Guma. "Koji je dobar dečko? Guma je dobar dečko!"
[Bus Toilet:
Adrijana (Slovenia): Mirzo, we all know you're an act! Just shut up already!
Marios (Greece): To those of you wondering how Mirzo can speak Croatian, here's a quick language lesson –
Croatian, Bosnian, Montenegrin and Serbian are sort of like American English, British English, Canadian English and Australian English. They are more or less the same language, just with some minor differences.
Slovenian and Macedonian are another story. You see, back in…
[static cut]
Ruben (Sweden, Host): I'm sorry. I know Marios is the audience favourite, but there's only so much I can take. [He shivers]].
[Hotel Toilet:
Amanda (Sweden): [her stomach growls] Ugh, I'm really hungry now! Okay, this is it. I'll get to my room quickly. They won't see me coming!]
The Swedish girl peeked from under the stall door to see if any of the other girls (or possibly guys) was waiting for her. Lucky for her, the coast was clear.
"Let's see those morons try to catch me now," she said to herself. "Wow, I've gotta stop talking to myself."
She slowly pushed open the door and crept out. She did not see anyone.
"Phew," she sighed, not realizing that Anka and Jessie were leaning against the wall, and by the time she did, it was too late.
"Ouch!" Amanda screamed as they both beat her up. "Let go of me! GET OFF!"
[Bus Toilet:
Emilia (Netherlands): Me, Lou and Rikard walked over about a minute later, and Anka and Jessie were acting really aggressive, even for their standards. One thing led to another and…]
Amanda sat on the floor, tied up with duct-tape. She tried to scream at the others to let her go, but they were all too busy watching the remaining contestants' race on the TV to care. And besides, they could barely hear her anyway because there was duct-tape covering her mouth.
She looked really pissed off. (No shit!)
"So, who's in the lead?" Anka asked excitedly as she jumped on Hadi's bed.
"I don't care who it is as long as it's not Tia!" Jessie added. "I'm still mad at her for throwing me in that pond!"
"Adrijana and Mirzo are in the lead!" Hadi replied. "Dani and Marios are second and Sanna and Tyge are third. Oh, never mind, Tia and Aleksander are third now because Vetak is now more interested in chasing his tail."
"Come, om Samma!" Amanda cheered, still with duct tape over her mouth.
"Shut up, Amanda! Nobody likes you!" Anka yelled obnoxiously.
"Where are Agnessa and Zeferino?" Katerina asked.
"I can't see them just yet," Hadi replied, and he picked up the remote and started flicking through the cameras. "Oh, here we go! Wow, that is walking in rhythm. Very slow rhythm, but rhythm all the same. I hope this dog realizes that this isn't a catwalk."
"What about Johannes and Luko?" Katerina asked.
"I'll check," Hadi replied, flicking through the cameras again. "Oh look, they're at the starting line fighting!"
"It was your fault that we picked this stupid dog!" Luko yelled.
"Hey, you could have stopped me," Johannes replied.
"No I couldn't! Thanks to your smooth voice, I just went along with it! I WANTED SUNSHINE!" Luko screamed.
"Hey, where's Vijak?" Johannes asked, pointing down. "Has he gone without us?"
"Finally, he went," Luko sighed. "We better catch up to make sure he keeps going."
"At last, we're getting somewhere," Johannes sighed in satisfaction, and they both rushed off: Luko like a bullet, and Johannes like Tyler.
Once they'd left, the camera swept through the track to reveal that Vijak had actually only sped off about 100 metres away from the starting line and was now trying to chew off the Astroturf.
"C'mon, Vetak!" Sanna exclaimed, as she continued squeaking a rubber soccerball. "Your tail isn't important right now! We're in fourth place and…"
Agnessa, Zeferino and Kat casually walked past.
"Fifth place!" Sanna corrected herself. "And we think it's important if…"
"Sanna, Ruben said they can't understand English," Tyge reminded her. "We're going to have to do the 'bad singing' thing."
"Don't you think it's a bit too early. We've barely gone a kilometre," Sanna replied.
"Yeah, I know it's a lifeline, but we're not getting anywhere now," said Tyge, fixing his hat. "Which of us should do it?"
"Hmm…how about we both do it? We'll have twice the power!" Sanna exclaimed.
"Yeah, that sounds good," Tyge replied.
"Well, hop on already!" Sanna shouted, and Tyge jumped on her wheelchair quickly. "Are you ready?"
"On the count of three," Tyge replied, smiling. "One…two…three!"
The couple sped off on Sanna's wheelchair and started screeching –
"Seven a.m. wakin' up in the morning
Gotta be fresh gotta go downstairs…"
Vetak looked very pissed, and he started growling and chasing after them. Passing out Agnessa and Zeferino was easy, and pretty soon they'd passed out Aleksander and Tia.
"What? No! Now we're in fourth!" Aleksander whined. "We can't lose! We simply can't!"
"Well, it's nice to see you care for once!" Tia commented.
Aleksander smirked at her. "Don't give me cheek, honey!" he yelled.
"Honey…" Tia exclaimed in disbelief, before Aleksander cut her off.
"Looks like desperate times call for desperate measures," Aleksander stated, and he reached into his pants.
"Hey, this is a kids' show! That's disgusting!" Tia remarked, folding her arms.
"Oh, like Pavils didn't already ruin it!" Aleksander snapped, still searching. "Aha! Got it!"
He pulled out a block of cheddar cheese.
"Hey, Cremsir! Come and get it!" Aleksander taunted, holding the cheese over Cremsir's nose.
"Get that thing away from me! I'm allergic!" Tia screamed.
"Like Ruben said, you were fine in Latvia," Aleksander reminded her. "Anyways, I'm far too slow to let the dog chase after me, so I'm gonna need you to do it."
"I am not touching that!" Tia yelled. "I had shoes on in Latvia in case you can't remember. It didn't affect me."
"Well, you know, if we lose, we won't get immunity. And if we don't get immunity, you could get voted off. And if you get voted off, you'll lose your chance at a million. And Bulgaria won't get to host. And…"
"Oh, gimme!" Tia yelled, and she grabbed the cheese off of Aleksander. "Here Cremsir, come get the cheese!"
"Tia, you're swelling up," Aleksander told her.
"I don't care," Tia replied, as her face expanded.
"Poor Tia, she doesn't deserve this," Emilia sighed.
"It still amazes me how Aleksander can be so convincing," Lou added.
Marios and Dani were in the lead, when Sanna and Tyge passed them out, whilst still screeching –
"Yesterday was Thursday!
Today it is Friday
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today!"
"Arrrgh, make it stop!" Dani screeched as she blocked her ears. Sunshine looked quite put off as well, but she continued to run.
"Hey, calm down, Dani, we're still in third place!" Marios exclaimed.
"Hee, Cremsuh, cuh ah geh ih!" Tia yelled on the TV as she passed out Marios and Dani. Her face was still blown up like a balloon.
"Fourth place is still good," Marios said.
"Come on, Vijak, where are you?" Johannes called out as he and Luko passed then out.
"Fifth place…"
"Stop talking!" Dani interrupted.
Kat continued to stroll across the track.
"Are you sick of this?" Zeferino asked Agnessa.
"Not really. Why?" Agnessa asked.
"Well, Kat's not really getting anywhere," Zeferino replied.
"I know, but I think this is a nice break from the other challenges," Agnessa sighed. "The last challenge was a bit brutal."
"Yeah, I can't believe Luko shot me," Zeferino groaned. "Why did you vote off Amanda, anyway?"
"Voting off Luko just didn't seem right, you know," Agnessa answered. "I still gave him two points though. I really wasn't sure of what to do, though. I don't feel like I can trust anyone."
"You can trust me, right?" Zeferino asked, but Agnessa didn't reply.
"Aw, no!" Zeferino exclaimed.
"Please don't take this personally," Agnessa said, grabbing his hand. "You seem like a very sweet guy, but how can I be certain? I thought Hadi was on our side, and then he tried to get me voted off. I'm just so confused. Don't get mad at me, please."
"I'm not mad, just a bit disappointed," Zeferino replied.
"Don't be. I hope we can go somewhere after the show, but it's very hard to trust people at this point in the contest. There aren't many people left, so friends will have to backstab friends, and it will end in so many broken friendships," Agnessa replied, brushing back her hair.
[Bus Toilet:
Ruben (Sweden, Host): Yawn, boring. Let's see if there's anything good going on in the race]
"So, we're in third place!" Mirzo cheered. "Immunity, here I come!"
"Yeah, that's great. Wooo," Adrijana sighed sarcastically.
"Well, it's good to see you're finally happy!" Mirzo exclaimed cheerfully.
[Bus Toilet:
Adrijana (Slovenia): It's called sarcasm. DUMBASS!]
"Hey who's winning?" Katerina asked Hadi.
"I dunno. I'll get an aerial shot," Hadi replied, pressing a button on the remote. "Well, the leader just passed the 2.5 kilometre mark, so the race is definitely getting somewhere. I can't make out who it is though."
"You can't make out at all, you know!" Anka remarked, before Hadi threw the remote at her head. "Ouch! Well, aren't we angry today?"
She threw the remote back at him, and he quickly caught it.
"So, who's ahead?" Lou asked, gazing at the TV screen.
"I'll check," Hadi replied, pressing another button on the remote. "Oh look, here we go! Cremsir is in the lead! Aleksander and Tia."
"Well, it is mainly just Tia," Lou pointed out. "Wow, Tia's face is bad! She seems desperate for a win."
"She's a strong player," Hadi stated. "She could get voted off as a threat. And Sanna and Tyge are in second place, and they're singing Friday for some weird reason."
"I've never heard of that song," Lou said.
"Thank your lucky star," Hadi sighed, and then his mobile phone vibrated, and he picked it up. "Ugh."
"What's wrong?" Lou asked him.
"Tampon," Hadi groaned. "He's saying stuff about me on Twitter."
"Er…what's Twitter?" Lou asked confusedly.
Everyone in the room gasped. Even Amanda's eyes widened as she continued to sit crouched on the ground, still tied up.
"Hey, you don't get to express surprise!" Anka yelled.
"You are kidding, right?" Hadi said confusedly. "You've seriously never heard of Twitter?"
"I might have…maybe…heard of it, but I didn't think it was that big," Lou replied. "What is it?"
"It's this website where people upload pictures of themselves and they let people know what they are doing all the time," Hadi replied.
"So, it's a place for stalking people," Lou said bluntly.
"That's one way of putting it," Hadi chuckled. "Anyway, he's saying all this stuff about me."
"What sort of stuff?" Lou asked curiously.
"Well, I can't show you because it's in Hebrew, but it's pretty bad. Okay, let's see, he said that Dani's only with me to use me for doing her homework," Hadi sighed.
"That is so stupid!" Lou exclaimed. "She lives in a different country."
"I know, right?" Hadi replied. "Sadly, that's about as smart as they get."
"Tampon sounds like a d**k!" Lou commented.
"How can he be what he doesn't have?" Hadi asked.
"Good point," Lou replied. "Wow, it makes me so angry how far people get with money."
"I know," Hadi added. "Hey, it looks like Sanna and Tyge just hit the 3km mark."
"Oh, so they're in the lead," Lou assumed.
"Duh!" Pavils yelled.
"Actually, no Tia's in the lead," Hadi corrected. "And she's gotten to 3.5km. Wow, Aleksander really set her off. Her face is still swelled."
"I feel so bad for her. Aleksander is right. If they lose, Tia could leave," Lou commented. "She's a good player."
"Though she would have been voted off if it hadn't been for that note," Hadi sighed. "I'm still mad, Amanda!"
"Mmmm mmm mmmm!" Amanda snapped, still with duct-tape over her mouth.
"Jessie, punch Amanda in the head!" Anka yelled.
"Why don't you do it!?" Jessie snapped.
"Maybe I don't feel like it!" Anka screamed.
"Jessie, don't do it. Amanda doesn't deserve it," Stela sighed.
"You can't tell me what to do!" Jessie yelled, and she walloped Amanda in the nose.
"Yeah, Stela, you're not the boss of us!" Anka added, and she slapped Amanda across the face.
[Bus Toilet:
Stela (Romania): Reverse psychology, such joy!]
"Are you sure we haven't gone past Vijak yet?" Luko asked.
"Yeah, I think I would have seen him," Johannes replied. "I'm tired. Can you carry me?"
"No!" Luko yelled.
"I'll say it again," Johannes ordered smoothly. "Carry me."
"Yes, master," Luko replied in a dull tone, and he bent over, letting Johannes climb on his back.
"Now GO! GO! GO!" Johannes screamed, and Luko jetted off.
"Tia, can you slow down? I can't keep up," Aleksander whined, as he panted his head off.
"Shuh uh, ah geh going!" Tia screamed, still unable to speak as she continued to hold the cheese behind her back, so Cremsir would chase after her.
"We're in first place. We'll get immunity no matter what! Calm down!" Aleksander screamed.
Luko came puffing past, still with Johannes on his back.
"Second place is still good," Aleksander said, shrugging.
"SHUH UH, AH CUH MON!" Tia roared before rushing off with Cremsir.
Aleksander squeaked before running after her.
"Fifth place," Marios groaned as he ran in front of their dog. "Come on, Sunshine!"
"Oh come on, it's not so bad," Dani said, running with him.
"You have nothing to worry about. You're not on the chopping block," Marios sighed. "I should have never tried to get Amanda voted off. I never should have allied with Aleksander. I should have just let things happen."
"She did seem like a bit of a 'new Heather' come to think of it. We didn't need another one of those," Dani groaned. "I wasn't sure I trusted her, but then Anka tried to frame me by stealing everyone's stuff…and I assumed she was the villain and…oh, I wasn't really sure what was going on."
"Look, you can trust me if you want, but I was just trying to do the right thing. She was getting people voted off," Marios sighed
"How did you even know about all this stuff?" Dani asked, raising her eyebrows whilst still running with Marios and Sunshine.
"Okay, let's start with Alma," Marios replied. "As you know, Aleksander was trying to get Amanda voted off. Amanda found out, and she convinced everyone that Aleksander wouldn't stop cooking because that's the only reason he's still here."
"That is true," Dani noted.
"Perhaps, but then she got her alliance, which, as for as I know, consisted of Stela, Anka, and possibly Johannes. I only say that because they always hung out together. I dunno, but anyways…"
"So, she got them to vote Alma to save her own butt!" Dani interrupted. "Big deal. This game is worth a million euros. You have to ally at some point. I'm in an alliance. We got Katerina voted off. And we would have gotten Tia if it hadn't been for that note. Who put that there, anyway?"
"Amanda, I'd say. Possibly Agnessa, but I can't be too certain," Marios replied. "Amanda's alliance wasn't the same. She wasn't actually friends with Anka or Stela. You allied with Hadi, Agnessa and Zeferino because they were friends you made at the contest."
"You don't know that," Dani replied mysteriously, grinning.
"Don't you start," Marios groaned, before looking back. "Hey look, we just passed Mirzo and Adrijana. Guma appears to be chewing on her leg."
"Get off, you stupid mutt!" Adrijana screamed as Mirzo tried to pull Guma off.
"I'm trying my best!" Mirzo exclaimed. "He's not budging!"
"WHY ME!?" Adrijana screamed.
"I look at you and get the feeling, why me!?" Marios sang, slightly off-key, as he and Dani ran past.
Adrijana stuck out her tongue at him.
"Touchy!" Dani exclaimed. "So long!"
[Bus Toilet:
Dani (Hungary): I really only asked Marios to explain himself so I could catch him out, but he did make some good points.
Why would Marios have tried to save Amanda's butt?
Aleksander did come up to me in that episode and say that he'd stop cooking if Amanda wasn't gone.
And Amanda came up later and said that Aleksander was lying.
She didn't tell me to vote off Alma, but I was doing that anyway.
And Anka and Stela weren't the brightest, so it makes sense that Amanda could have used them.
It all makes sense now! I should have trusted my instinct when I said Amanda was evil. God, I feel so stupid!]
"So, where are we now?" Emilia asked Hadi.
Hadi picked up the remote and switched from the Bus Toilet cam to the aerial view.
"It looks like someone just passed the 4.5km mark," Hadi said before zooming in. "Tia is still going insane."
"Oh, who's second?" Emilia asked.
"Sanna and Tyge are second, and then we have Luko carrying Johannes on his back. Next we have Marios and Dani, Adrijana and Mirzo, and finally Zeferino and Agnessa."
"It sucks that they got stuck with that dog," Lou sighed. "Agnessa could leave tonight."
"It could be anyone, really," Emilia added. "They didn't get to the merge for nothing."
"Come on, Tia!" gasped Aleksander, who was struggling to keep up. His normally tanned face was now bright red. "I can't keep this up!"
"C'moh, weh almost theh!" Tia replied, pointing at the finish line, which was up ahead.
"This better not take more than a minute!" Aleksander cried.
Ruben stood in front of the camera, still dressed in the chess piece outfit.
"Hey, looks like we have our first dog to reach the finish!" Ruben announced. "Cremsir gets first place, with Tia and Aleksander!"
Tia ran uncontrollably past the finish line, and continued to run before quickly grinding to a stop before she hit the bleachers.
"Aw, so close," Ruben groaned.
"Thahs a loh mah!" Tia screamed. "Weh Alehsandah!?"
Aleksander just crossed the finish line, before falling to the ground.
"Ugh…" he groaned. His face had gone from red to purple in colour.
"What's wrong, Aleksander? Lost your breath?" Ruben gloated. "Come to think of it, that's an understatement!"
"Need…" Aleksander panted. "…food!"
"Hee, hah sum cheeh!" Tia yelled at him, dropping the block of cheese on his head.
"Intern #3, we need some allergy pills, otherwise we get sued!" Ruben yelled, and the male intern ran off to get some.
"So, Tia and Aleksander have won immunity, meaning that Albanian and Bulgarian audiences are going to be happy for another episode!" Ruben exclaimed. "Why can't countries with bigger populations still be here?"
[Bus Toilet:
Aleksander (Albania): So, the smaller countries are the ones in the merge. I guess this makes a difference from the actual Eurovision.]
"Do we have to sing it again?" Sanna groaned. "We've already sung it five times. I hate it!"
"It's just a song," Tyge replied, still sitting on Sanna's wheelchair. "And I can see the finish line. We only need to sing the chorus."
"Okay, one more time," Sanna sighed, smiling.
"It's Friday! Friday!
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. Weekend!"
"And Sanna and Tyge make it to the finish line!" Ruben announced. "And so does their dalmatian, Vetak! Sanna and Tyge have won immunity!"
"Yes!" Tyge cheered, standing up on the wheelchair, before accidentally toppling it over. "Sorry, Sanna!"
"I'm okay!" Sanna exclaimed cheerfully as Tyge helped her back up.
"So, four contestants have won immunity for today, but only two more contestants will join them," Ruben announced to the camera. "Who will make it out of Adrijana, Mirzo, Dani, Marios, Johannes, Luko, Agnessa and Zeferino? And who will be eliminated out of those that remain?"
Luko rushed to the finish line, still with Johannes on his back.
"We're here!" Johannes exclaimed, hopping off. "Look, there's Vijak! He already crossed the finish line!"
"Actually, he barely made it past the starting line," Ruben corrected, pointing at Vijak, who had just chewed off some Astroturf.
"WHAT!?" Luko and Johannes yelled.
"He never left us! He only went 100 metres!" Johannes yelled at Luko.
"I can't believe you made me carry you all that time!" Luko yelled back.
"And now we're not immune!?" Johannes screamed. "I am so voting you off tonight!"
"Well, I'm voting for you!" Luko yelled back.
"No you're not," Johannes said, folding his arms.
"Sorry, can't hear you!" Luko yelled with his fingers in his ears. "Lalalalalalalalala!"
"Okay, kids, settle down!" Ruben said. "Only Adrijana, Mirzo, Dani, Marios, Agnessa and Zeferino remain in the race, and only one more duo will gain immunity. Who will it be!?"
"Do you think the three duos ahead have finished yet?" Marios asked Dani.
"Perhaps, but we should still keep going," Dani sighed, slightly out of breath.
"Ugh, it still won't get off!" Adrijana cried as Guma continued to bite her leg.
"Just ignore it Adrijana. It can't be that bad," Mirzo replied gently.
"ROAR!" Adrijana yelled at him.
Agnessa and Zeferino were still lagging behind in last place.
"We may not be getting immunity, but at least we had fun," Zeferino sighed.
"Yeah," Agnessa agreed. "Wait, look, I think Kat is trying to tell us something."
Kat had stopped walking and she was moving her paws up and down, as if trying to gesture to 'lift'
"I think she wants us to carry her!" Zeferino exclaimed. "That's a great idea!"
"Isn't that against the rules?" Agnessa asked in a worried tone.
"Ruben never said it was," Zeferino replied. "Come on, we could sneak a victory! What have got to lose?"
"Good point," Agnessa replied, lifting Kat up and carrying her in her arms. "Come on, let's go!"
With that, the two of them sprinted off.
"I can see the finish line!" Marios exclaimed.
"We can too!" Mirzo replied tauntingly.
"That is right!" Ruben said to camera. "Looks like Adrijana and Mirzo are neck in neck with Marios and Dani, but only two of them can get invincibility. Who will it be?"
"Sorry, coming through! Coming through!" Agnessa yelled, as she rushed past the four of them, with Zeferino following behind her. She still had Kat under her arm.
"Hey, that's cheating!" Ruben whined. "Agnessa and Zeferino are disqualified!"
"Hey, you never said that we couldn't do that. You just said that the first three dogs to cross the finish would get immunity," Zeferino corrected.
"Ugh, I hate loopholes," Ruben groaned. "Okay, fine, Aleksander, Tia, Tyge, Sanna, Agnessa and Zeferino get immunity. Adrijana, Mirzo, Dani, Marios, Johannes and Luko are all up for elimination, and one of them will be leaving."
"For the merge, all of the contestants will be voting, regardless of whether or not they're not immune. You have twenty minutes to go back to the bus and vote, and then we will give out the marshmallows for this evening."
[Bus Toilet:
Aleksander (Albania): So, I'm immune for tonight! Not that I need immunity anyway, but sometimes it's good to prevent someone else from getting it.
I can't give a stiff about who goes tonight, but I'll guess I'll just vote off whoever I wouldn't want against me in the finale. Mirzo.]
"So, who do you think we should vote for?" Sanna asked Tyge.
"I'm not really sure," Tyge replied. "I suppose Mirzo is the strongest…"
"I'm thinking Marios," Sanna replied. "I know he says that he didn't do all that stuff, but he seems to know too much. It's a bit suspicious."
"I'm personally prepared to trust Marios," Tyge said. "Look, if you want to vote off Marios, that's fine. We're both safe, so we don't need to vote together."
"Okay, fine," Sanna sighed. "We can vote for who we want."
"Great!" Tyge exclaimed happily, and he got up to vote.
[Bus Toilet:
Tia (Bulgaria): I'm going to vote off Dani, since she almost got me voted off in Montenegro. I'm sorry, but she's just too strong with her alliance. She has to leave.
I'm so glad I'm back to normal. That challenge was torture.
Adrijana (Slovenia): Dani. She's a stupid twig-bitch!
Marios comes a close second though. Two points
Luko (Serbia): I'm voting off Johannes!
Johannes (Iceland): I'm not going to give Luko three points. I'm sorry, but, come on, it's pointless. I only said it out of anger.
I'm just going to vote off Mirzo. He's the strongest physically.]
"So, I assume we're voting off Marios," Mirzo said to Dani and Agnessa.
"Actually, I was sort of think of voting off someone else," Dani replied.
"Why?" Zeferino asked in confusion.
"Well, I was talking to him during the race, and I asked him a load of questions to catch him out, but I think he's actually good," Dani replied. "I mean, I don't know about you guys, but Amanda did come up to me in Romania and she said she knew about Aleksander's plan and that he wasn't actually going to stop cooking."
"She came up to me as well," said Zeferino.
"Me too," Agnessa agreed. "So, who are we going to vote off instead?"
[Bus Toilet:
Zeferino (Portugal): I'm still going to give two points to Marios, but there's strength in numbers, so it's best for us all to give three points to the same person.
[he sighs] All this strategy gives me a headache.]
"Okay, contestants, only eleven marshmallows are on this plate, yet there are twelve of you here. Who will be left standing. Here are the first six marshmallows,"
"Aleksander, Tyge, Agnessa, Tia, Sanna and Zeferino!"
The six contestants who had won immunity got out of their seats and lined up to get their marshmallows.
Once they'd all received them and sat down, Ruben continued, "Okay, time for the real event. Only five marshmallows remain on this plate.
The first marshmallow of this evening to go to someone who didn't get immunity will go to –
Luko!"
"Yes!" Luko cheered, and he got up to claim his marshmallow, before throwing it out the window.
"Dude, can you stop doing that?" Ruben complained.
"I don't have to eat it. It's disgusting!" Luko protested.
"Yeah, but…well…fine," Ruben sighed. "The next marshmallow goes to…
…Adrijana."
Adrijana groaned, and came up to collect her marshmallow.
She popped it in her mouth, before accidentally choking on it. She coughed several times, and then it came out.
"Stupid bitch," Dani muttered.
"Next marshmallow!" Ruben announced.
…
…
"Dani!"
Dani smiled, and then she got up and hugged Agnessa, before claiming her marshmallow and eating it.
"See what I'm doing?" she said to Adrijana, pointing at her own jaw. "I'm chewing it first."
Adrijana flipped her the bird.
"Touchy," Dani sighed.
"You've used that one before!" Adrijana yelled.
"I love a chick fight as much as the next guy, but we still have two more marshmallows to give out!" Ruben demanded
Only Marios, Mirzo and Johannes remained.
"Here is the next marshmallow…" Ruben sighed.
"…
…
…
…
…
with regret
please take this
Marios."
"I'm so sorry that you have to put up with me," Marios sighed sarcastically.
"You should be," Ruben snapped. "Okay, Johannes and Mirzo, one of you will be leaving.
Johannes, this is your third time in the bottom two. And just yesterday it was Amanda's third time in the bottom two, and she left.
A great pattern we've got right here.
And Mirzo, this is your first time in the bottom two, and before today, you were one of only four people who weren't there. The three that remain are Aleksander, Sanna and Tyge."
"Yes!" Tyge cheered, and he and Sanna high-fived.
"It's not a good thing!" Ruben yelled. "It means you're a threat!"
"That's still good," Sanna commented.
"Anyways, I need you all put on earplugs for this vote," Ruben said. "Tyge would be so kind as to pass them around? Guys, put them on once I award the last marshmallow."
"Yes," Tyge replied, and took a box of red spongy earplugs from Ruben's hands, and then he handed them to everyone.
"Way to be totally blatant," Johannes groaned, folding his arms angrily.
"Hush, Johannes," Ruben hissed. "Now, has everyone got them?"
"Yes!" the rest of the bus mumbled.
"Good, then let's proceed," Ruben announced.
"The final marshmallow goes to…
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…Johannes!"
"What…but…you just said…" Johannes complained, confused.
"I just did that to trick you!" Ruben sneered. "Okay, Mirzo, this is it!"
"But why me? I'm not a threat," Mirzo said defensively.
"YES YOU ARE!" some of the other contestants yelled.
"Okay. I'm leaving. Jeez," Mirzo replied, and he grabbed his suitcase, and Ruben handed him an aeroplane ticket. "Goodbye everyone!"
[Bus Toilet:
Dani (Hungary): Sorry, Mirzo, but you are physically the strongest. I had to vote you off.]
"So, Mirzo is gone. At least they got the first letter right, but THAT'S NOT ENOUGH!" Ruben screamed at the camera.
"Keep it to yourself, drama queen," Marios remarked. "Who will leave next time?
Can it please be Ruben?
Find out next time on Euro…Drama…Roadtrip!"
"That's my line!" Ruben whined.
Votes –
Aleksander –
3pts: Mirzo
2pts: Johannes
1pt: Marios
Tyge –
3pts: Mirzo
2pts: Dani
1pt: Johannes
Agnessa –
3pts: Mirzo
2pts: Johannes
1pt: Marios
Tia –
3pts: Dani
2pts: Mirzo
1pt: Johannes
Sanna –
3pts: Marios
2pts: Mirzo
1pt: Johannes
Zeferino –
3pts: Mirzo
2pts: Marios
1pt: Johannes
Adrijana –
3pts: Dani
2pts: Mirzo
1pt: Marios
Dani –
3pts: Mirzo
2pts: Adrijana
1pt: Marios
Johannes –
3pts: Mirzo
2pts: Luko
1pt: Dani
Mirzo –
3pts: Marios
2pts: Johannes
1pt: Adrijana
Marios –
3pts: Mirzo
2pts: Dani
1pt: Johannes
Luko –
3pts: Johannes
2pts: Marios
1pt: Mirzo
Mirzo – 28pts
Johannes – 14pts
Marios – 14pts
Dani – 11pts
Adrijana – 3pts
Luko – 2pts
Eliminated –
Jessie (Italy), Anton (Poland), Eloise (France), Rikard (Finland), Shay (Russia), Symon (Ukraine), Alma (Croatia), Emilia (The Netherlands), Pavils (Latvia), Lou (Cyprus), Berto (San Marino), Anka (Montengro), Katerina (Macedonia), Stela (Romania), Hadi (Israel), Amanda (Sweden), Mirzo (Bosnia-Herzegovina)
Remaining –
Adrijana (Slovenia), Agnessa (Belarus), Aleksander (Albania), Dani (Hungary), Johannes (Iceland), Luko (Serbia), Marios (Greece), Sanna (Denmark), Tia (Bulgaria), Tyge (Norway), Zeferino (Portugal)
And Mirzo is the next to leave. It was pretty inevitable that he would be the first to leave after to merge. He was physically the strongest. While most of this story was planned as I went, I did know pretty early on that Mirzo would leave right now.
And if you are Bosnian or Herzegovinian, you have every right to flame.
Only 11 remain.
Who will go next? Who won't go next? And did Amanda get what she deserved?
Find out next time when we go to Slovenia!