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I was calling my bruder up and he better answer his cell phone.
"Hey, little bruder." Gilbert said cheerfully and I sighed to myself.
"Are you at home?" I asked calmly and I had a feeling he was not there since I was not home.
"Hell no. I don't want to be alone with those-" Gilbert snapped angrily and I cut him off.
"Where are you?" I asked firmly and I had a frown on my lips.
"Francis's house." Gilbert replied smugly and he had the nerve to cackle.
"What? Will you be alrig-" I asked in a worried tone, but then my bruder laughed loudly and I bite my lip in annoyance.
"Lack of fucking faith much? Jeez, I'm awesome and I sure as hell can handle myself. Hell, I will frighten Francis and make him beg." Gilbert told me in a proud and smug tone. I grimaced and I wanted to smack my bruder for making me feel worried about him even if it was for a few moments. "Oh yeah, I'll make him beg and moan for more."
"I do not want to know." I stated firmly and flatly for I had a feeling where this was going. I do not want to know and I just do not want to hear it.
"Heh, Let's just say tonight I'll rock his Frenchy little world and he won't be able to think about anything else. Anyway Francis is not here yet and I'm making popcorn, but right now trying to find a cool channel to watch or maybe a movie." Gilbert commented smugly and I sighed to myself for my bruder can be quite..I can't find the words.
"Are you honestly going to-" I started to ask, but then Gilbert cut in and he was loud.
"Sex is awesome and I haven't had Francis yet. I'm not a Seme. I'm the fucking most awesome Seme in the whole damn galaxy! Fuck yeah! Sex is awesome and being on top is bliss, but you would not know it my dear little virg—" My older Bruder said in a loud and proud voice while cackling. I ended the call and my cheeks were burning. To be honest my bruder has sex a lot and he brags every time he has sex, but also has to boast and tells me details no matter how much I say 'I do not want to know'.
"My bruder is completely shameless." I muttered to myself and his ego is huge. Plus he calls himself 'The most awesome and fucking hottest slut who tops everyone'. I shook my head and wondered how I ended up with such a boastful older bruder. I heard Feliciano saying loudly and happily 'Pasta is done'. I walked into the kitchen and made myself a bowl despite not really liking pasta. Yet I eat if for I do not want to hurt Feliciano's feelings.
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