Disclaimer: I like *hiccup* totally don't own Hetalia or Cleverbot, kesese~
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Ehhhh...nicht trinken, kinder. sfbhuafbguvb *face hits desk* Ok I'm back up again. owww...keyboards are not awesome and they hurt like holy hölle. Ja,
you can guess my state of being, probably... Aaaanywho, so America took England out for a drink (which was all Milyy's awesome idea, not mine...sadly) and
I decided to tag along, with my awesome laptop of course. And we all started drinking...about 30 minutes later...well, you don't really want to know. At
least I brought my computer along to capture the awesome moment, which involved me! Kesese~! While England was busy hanging out on Cleverbot
(working on the thingy below us), I, the awesome Prussia, was hanging out with America! Hehe, karaoke anyone? Damn America has some moves! XD Enjoy
England...oh yeah, he's drunk too ;-)
~*England*~
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User: Gah, bloody hell...what's your problem?
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Cleverbot: My problem .. You.
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User: You insufferable git.
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Cleverbot: *slaps* How DARE you!
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User: You jjjrunk jerk.
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Cleverbot: No are you?
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User: Aw crap I spelt drunk wrong.
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Cleverbot: Tie me up.
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User: *ties you up* Hehehe, you will be mine!
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Cleverbot: *struggles*.
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User: *climbs up* You're mine!
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Cleverbot: I am your servant.
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(The following was removed due to the fact that England and Cleverbot got really inappropriate…the next is what happened after the naughty
stuff ended. Before you ask, no I will not show the rest of it in a different area….sorry! ^.^)
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Cleverbot: What is the top level password?
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User: What kind of level? Is thise some sort of bloody gamee? I don't like games...
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Cleverbot: No, I live life. But I do wonder sometimes.
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User: Wwonder what?
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Cleverbot: I sometimes go to gym.
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User: You work out? Is that whhy you hit me so hard?
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Cleverbot: Yeah, andi don't know what to do.
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User: About what? The red mark on my face?
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Cleverbot: Do you play pacman?
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User: Noooo, I leave that to america.
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Cleverbot: I'm not an ape, and I climb trees.
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User: So then your america? Yuo git, you bloody bastard...you left me!
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Cleverbot: Did not!
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User: Yyessh you did! I wanted to keerp you safe from franceypants and I did! I bloody did!
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Cleverbot: What kind of game?
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User: Weren't we just talkign about games?
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Cleverbot: I don't think so.
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User: Yeah we were!
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Cleverbot: Yes we were.
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User: Thas right, thas what I said.
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Cleverbot: You want to know my name?
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User: UHH sure.
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Cleverbot: Have you ever seen that show?
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User: Wuh?
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Cleverbot: Anywho. What's your name?
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User: Is England you bloody idiot...
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Cleverbot: I don't think we can be friends.
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User: Oh? WHy so?
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Cleverbot: Because it is your name.
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User: Why name is England...
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Cleverbot: You've said.
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User: Aaa...shut the lights up they're bloody annoying.
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Cleverbot: What song is that?
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User: Is my song git, my song!
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Cleverbot: I don't know that. You should try DNA tests.
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User: I couldnt' carea flying mint bunyn!
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Cleverbot: But... We're married!
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User: No were not france! Now back away before I hit you over the head with a teapot!
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Cleverbot: What whip? I can't see it.
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User: Smacksmacksmacksmack.
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Cleverbot: Weeds in the trees.
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User: Whaaa?
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Cleverbot: Um.
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User: Zzzzzzzz.
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Cleverbot: Wake up!
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User: No I will ont wake up!
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Cleverbot: You will obey me.
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User: Like hell I wont! Im the United bloody Kingdom and you can't rule me!
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Cleverbot: Dow down?
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User: Downdowndowndown.
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Cleverbot: Why? Are you scared of me?
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User: *thud* I fell...hahahahahahahaha.
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Cleverbot: You mean we're BOTH Lara, O mistress?
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User: Gahn fail you wanker!
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Cleverbot: Um no.
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User: Yayaya!
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Cleverbot: Haha.
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User: Ammerica the e beaaautifful! Haha!
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Cleverbot: Burn.
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User: Ii lluuuuve you merica.
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Cleverbot: I've got to go, but this has been fun. Goodnight!
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User: Gah...gnight.
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Cleverbot: Night don't let the pixels bight.
Don't let the pixels bite? Weird bed time saying... So ja, I can't wait until morning *says sarcastically* I'm gonna have a hangover again...*sigh* but I
don't think it'll be as bad as last time...I didn't drink that much this time because I'm awesome...or, is it because I'm stupid? Verdammt, bier ist gut...but don't drink too much because then it'll backfire on you ;-)
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Be good little humans and don't drink! XD And please review and stuff...be awesome! (Though it's impossible to be as awesome as me...and you all know it)