Shows They Can't Do Together!
Audition 2!
Just let me have my day!
Damon: NO MORE AUDITIONS!
Stefan: *Rolls eyes* Stop acting childish.
Damon: I can act anyway I got damn feel like it.
Eric: ….
Lestat: I wonder if I kidnapped him would he fall for me later down the line?
Louis: You're pretty much stuck on getting Stefan into bed huh?
Lestat: I like challenges.
Sam: I wonder who's going to be next.
Pam: As long as she/he has be boobs I'm good with anything.
Dean: He?
Pam: Trannys are hot.
Edward: Why do you keep looking at me like that?
Zero: Because I will blow a fucking hole in your head if you try anything vamp!
Edward: Aren't you a vampire too.
Zero:…Don't change the subject!
Naruto: HEY YOU BASTARDS DON'T IGNORE ME!
Black Star: YEAH!
O.O….Oh no!
Damon: I know the orange bastard but who's the blue haired bastard?
Please don't get him started.
Black Star: I AM GOD!
There he goes.
Damon: No more anime bastards. We have mister I-going-to-kill-you-if-you-twitch-the-wrong-way emo boy in the corner.
ZERO PUT THE GUN DOWN!
Zero: *Lows the gun pointed at Edward*
Leave him alone!
Zero: Pfft. *Puts gun up and glares at Edward* I'm watching you.
Black Star: HEY! GODS HERE! BOW TO MY GREATNESS.
…Right.
Naruto: Who the hell are you?
Black Star: I'm God.
Naruto: No your not.
Black Star: Yes I am you spike yellow haired bastard! What's with the whispers, you're not a cat!
Naruto: Well…you're just a big rip off of me TEME!
Black Star: *Tackles Naruto*
*Sighs* Let's start with a small break by asking the main characters in the story. Heart-Broken-In-Love asked Pam Did you say you were getting turned on by me attacking Stefan?
Pam: *Purrs* Yes.
Freak.
Pam: You know you want to try it.
Damon: Go away. *mumbles* Bitch.
Stefan, How did you like getting your ass kicked by a human girl?
Stefan: It's not like I fought back. I don't fight girls when they are on their periods. I don't fight girls' period.
Damon: I do.
Stefan: Well that's Damon.
Damon, did you kill Barney? Are you gonna kill the kidds too?
Damon: *twitch* No. That bastard was a freakin ninja but he did leave a note that said, "I watch you while you're sleeping." I come to find out that the person in the suit was really three kids and a midget. Well their dead. I trace him down and killed some kids but I could find Raven.
Sam: *Whispers* Who's Raven?
He was the leader of the kids that ganged up on the Damon.
Dean: *Laughs* That's what that bastard gets.
Damon: Shut it.
Jasper: Getting into trouble Eddie.
*Steps away* I don't trust you.
Jasper: I'm taken.
I better not get a paper cut around you. *narrows eyes*
Jasper: I'm here for the audition so I can keep an eye on Edward.
Edward: *Hiss* I don't need your help!
Jasper: He's been moody lately.
Okay. So you can take a hate comment?
Jasper: Yeah.
Damon: You fucking fairy get the hell out and go back to twilight you punk bitch.
Jasper: *Smiles* Go to hell. Stop hating on me because you can't sparkle like me.
*Claps* Wow. You're good!
Sam: He's hot.
Jasper: Thanks. *Smiles*
Where's Alice!
Jasper: She not here right now.
*Frowny face* Okay. We'll call you back later.
Jasper: Whatever. *Walks away*
Kiwi-luv asked Damon, did you expect me to make a fanfic of you marrying Chi? Is that way you said Bella in a surprised way? If you're good in the sac for me I might make that happen.
Damon: I rather have acid poured down me throat. *Looks at me*
*Hugging Sam* Your soo cuddly!
Sam: *Blushes* I'm not a cat!
Damon: DON'T MAKE ME RIP YOUR ARMS OFF HIM! *Twitch, Twitch*
Dean: So scary!
Damon: GO AWAY!
Dean: To chi, If Damon is good in bed with me I'll make a Damon/Chi/Alice one shot.
….*Pushes Damon* GO GO GO!
Damon: Stop pushing me!
Go rox her socks off!
Damon: I'm not a whore that you can just pimp out. I do fine by myself!
Kiwi please make it Alice and me. Please.
Damon: I'm going to kill you. *Grabs me by the collar* Let's go to the back room.
*Shakes head* NO!
Damon: *Drags me*
NO! I WANT ALICE!
Dean: *Shakes head*
Sam: What's in the back room?
Pam: Chains, whips, there's no telling what he's doing to her.
Dean: *Sighs* Eddie congratz kid you are now second to my most hated list, Naruto took your place.
Edward: Oh whoopee!
Sam: Zero let's have a rendezvous like they did with Jenny and Chuck…
Zero: Who's that?
Sam: *Shrugs* She brought a lot of stuff. Mase spiked with vamp-fairy repellant and a hug for Stefan.
Dean: Okay. Who is next?
Billy: Meezs!
Stefan: *Left eye twitches* Not you.
Billy: Mandy wanted me to come here and sing for American idol.
Sam: This isn't that kind of show!
Billy: *Clears throat* LALALLLLLAAAAA!
*Everyone covers their ears*
Eric: I'll get the throat.
Pam: No more.
Lestat: My ears are bleeding
Damon: *Throws a shoe and hit Billy in the head*
Sam: Thank God!
*Crawls* I hate you.
Damon: Go in a hole and die.
Lestat: What happened in the back room?
Damon: Would you like to know?
Dare Time! *Evil smirk*
Damon: *Eyes widen* No.
Eric: *Grabs Damon* Let's go!
Damon: NO!
Eric: *Takes Damon in the back room*
Damon: I HATE YOU LELE!
Dean & Pam & Me: *Laughs*
Lestat: I wanted to watch.
Zero: Perverts.
Louis: …*Sighs*
Edward: …
Ten Minutes Later.
Damon: *Runs out the room with a rip shirt* Fucking bastard.
Eric: *Smirk and wipes the blood from his cheek*
Let's go to questions! *Chuckles*
Damon: Don't go to sleep tonight bitch!
*Smirk*Breakfastclub85 asked Damon, what is the worst thing you have ever done?
Damon: Allow myself to be forced into a room with that bastard and killing babies.
Stefan, if you could do anything to Edward what would it be?
Stefan: Tie him to a ceiling and slit his throat and watching the blood drain from his throat.
Violent much?
Stefan: *Smirks*
Sam & Dean which one of you would win in a fight against each other?
Sam & Dean: ME!
Sam: If I was serious yeah I would kick your butt.
Dean: Bring it on!
Winchesters…make out.
Pam: Talk about disappointing.
*Sigh* Damon, what would you do if Katherine walked into the room right now?
Damon: Rape her then stab her in the heart. She deserves it.
Louis: Chi, can you please bring in Edward's much more attractive brother, Jasper?
Jasper: Hello!
Go away you haven't been chosen yet.
Jasper: Bitch. *Walks away*
LeLelurvsGlee asked me if she could come into the story to hurt Edward? …Sure?
BOOM!
OH CRAP NOT AGAIN!
LeLe: *Bashes Edwards head against the table*
Zero: GO GIRL!
LeLe: *Throws Edward*
Stefan: At least it wasn't me.
Poor guy.
*Sounds of bones cracking*
Dean: O.O The flying elbow?
Edward: *Cried and bleeds*
O.O…
LeLe: Much better. Bye!
O.O…What is wrong with women today?
Pam: That was hot!
….pawprints25 said to Stefan, I wonder why everybody dislikes you.
Stefan: Huh?
Everyone, why do you dislike Stefan? I like Stefan!
Damon: He's a bitch, nuff said.
Lestat: I wonder what color dress would match his skin color.
Sam: I like him. He's nicer than Damon…*Mumbles* Who doesn't have a soul.
Damon: Yeah I don't so suck on that!
Louis: I hate them all.
Ouch.
Edward: Burn Stefan Burn!
Zero: I just want to shoot him in the head.
Pam: He's a teddy bear with fangs.
Eric: Could care less.
Dean: I like him better than Damon.
Buffy: Um…how long do I have to wait?
Sorry…Buffy?
Buffy: Yeah.
Why do you want to be on a show full of vampire if you're a vampire slayer?
Buffy: I screw them too.
True. So if I said Edward want s to do you, what would you say?
Buffy: I'll rip his spine from his butt hole. He's not my type.
But what if it's a dare?
Buffy: I would roundhouse kick him in the head.
O.O We'll call you soon.
Buffy: Okay. *Walks away*
Sam: Kind of scary but witty.
Damon: Who's next?
Bob: Me.
Who the hell are you?
Bob: I'm Bob.
Yeah I kinda knew that?
Bob: Do you want meat?
Damon: The hell you say.
Bob: It's made from real cows….
Whoa whoa whoa! I thought Beast boy ate you!
Bob: *Face opens* It is the leader of the Tofu race and I say give me the show.
*Narrows eyes* No.
Bob: Well taste your demises. *Spits out white stuff* There, come here and slip in it.
*Walks over to Bob and hits him with a bat* Bye Bob.
Bob: Respect your elders!
Screw you. Good bye! *Hits Bob with a bat and watches him fly* That felt good!
Damon: I bet so.
Gir: Hi!
Eric?
Eric: *Gets up from his seat and grabs the bat out of my hand*
Gir: Duuby Doo Duuby.
Eric: *Hits Gir with a bat*
Sam: I felt that.
Anneryn7 *Whispers to Damon* Thanks for last night. You look so much better without your clothes on.
Damon: I know.
If you had to switch lives with Dean or Stefan, who would it be?
Damon: Dean. Because I can be in hell and kick Satan in the ball and tell him to make me a got damn sandwich.
Eric, If you could be a judge on American Idol, who would it be?
Eric: Simon.
*Whispers to Eric* Last night was pretty amazing. Fell free to come back anytime, you know where the spear key is.
Damon: Pfft. He must had came after. Bastard always watching me.
For me. I think you should bring on Hayley Williams from Paramore or Simon cowell from American idol.
BroadwayAngelLyric asked, Can we bring on Elena on so she can see how Stefan has turned gay?
Stefan: Jump into a dark hole.
Also can we bring Bill on so Eric could whoop his ass?
Eric: *smirks*
Eddie boy, will you kill yourself?
Edward: Ha-Ha. Stupid brat.
Cherise Brooklyn asked Damon, has it ever occurred to you that Ian Somerhalder is like what Katherine is to Elena?
Damon: So he fucked Elena too?
I don't think that's what she meant.
Damon: Pfft.
Would you rather have a foursome with Spongebob, Squidward and Patrick, or be locked in a room with Barney?
Damon: The locked room.
Stefan you're the hotter version of Robert Pattinson.
Stefan: Thanks?
BereniceAndrea asked Damon, do you think there's someone hotter than you in that room?
Damon: Pfft. Nope!
Stefan was Damon a good brother to you when you were a kid and …alive, like 150 years ago?
Stefan: Yeah he was the best brother a guy could have but he's an ass now. I miss the old days.
Damon: The old days don't miss you.
Dean, do you consider that Salvatores your friends? I think they secretly love you.
Damon: Pfft well you thought worry.
Dean: I think of Stefan as a good friend but Damon is like an angry Chewbacca.
Damon: Burn in hell.
Sam, Don't be jealous, we all love you.
Sam: Thanks. *Smiles*
Edward I may go to hell but I'll drag you with me and don't even doubt that sparkly idiot! I freakin hate you!
Edward: I hate you too.
The last one! Yeah!
*Walks in*
O.O…
Simon: Hello and I'm here for your wretched show. Giving my part to help your crapy show.
*Blink* What?
Simon: Come on. Hit me with your best question.
Okay.
Dean: You sack of shit why don't you run back to your bitch Ryan.
Simon: … *Starts crying* I'm going home
O.O.
Simon: *Runs out the room*
WTF!
Pam: Just as confused as you are.
SouthernHemmy asked Chi…may I come into the show at the end? I just want to borrow Damon for a little while and I would like to invite Pam and Eric to go with me into the back room with Damon...ok? Go for it!
Dean: Stefan, if you could have kids would you have them with Katherine or Elena? And would they be safe around you?
Stefan: Elena because Katherine would kill or eat them. I would be safer than Damon.
Damon: Shut up.
Sam, Why do you blush so much? I don't mind I think it makes you hotter….
Sam: I get nervous at times.
Dean, I think you are just plain hot…can I play with your gun?
Dean: Anytime.
Lestat: If you go back and not be a vampire would you still chose to be one?
Lestat: Yes because it's fun.
Louis: What did you think of Cartman?
Louis: The little boy needed an exorcism.
Jacob, just one…smiles never mind…just stares and smiles…
Jacob: I'm on the show?
Not yet. The viewers are the one's to choose so who will it be? The show is over and I want to thank Heart-Broken-In-Love, kiwi-luv, Breakfastclub85, LeLelurvsGlee, pawprints25, anneryn7, BroadwayAngelLyric, Cherise Brooklyn, Vampire Princess 900, dirtdevil76, BereniceAndrea, SouthernHemmy, and NykkiLeighVampireHeart for reviews and questions. Peace!
Sam: Love
Dean: And Chocolate!
Damon: Why am I being kidnapped?
Jenn: Come on Eric and Pam!
O.O? This show gets crazier. *Laughs*
Louis & Lestat: Bye!
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