OMG 500 RULES! *Hands out cookies and balloons* I'm so happy!
Also, I now have a Tumblr where I'll give updates on my stories and am considering putting these in picture form there (Giving credit to the original submitters of course). Yay or Nay?
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#487-488 by LocalXmusicXjellybeanX
#489-491 by shadowhunterprincess
#492-498 by firewaterspaceairearth (Five Elements)
487. I will not tell Sam that his father is Jonathan Kent - I'm not sure how he would take being related to Clark Kent.
488. I won't go to Dalton to tell Hunter that Claudia from Warehouse 13 still remembers him as 'Teddy' and that she kind of moved on with Steve.
489. I will not give Emma the pamphlet. "So you're a two timing hoe" and remind her about the time Finn kissed her.
490. I'm not allowed to lock Adam and Blaine or Chandler and Blaine in the same room and take bets on who comes out first.
491. I'm not allowed to bring Brody back for any reason.
492. I will never force somebody into a conversation with Jacob Ben Israel when he has a microphone at hand.
493. I will never give Jacob Ben Israel a microphone, tape recorder, camera, or Rachel Berry's phone number.
494. I will stop attempting to find out where Sam keeps all his hair dye.
- I will also stop pointedly mentioning hair dye to him.
495. I will stop referring to Tina as 'Jude'.
496. I will never question why the Glee club claims to be short of budget, but can still afford full costume for performances which only Mr. Schue ever watches.
497. I will never ask why the Glee club gets small orchestras to back them up sometimes, despite the fact that everyone seems to hate them.
498. I will never point out that as a canary, Pavarotti was actually yellow, and so 'Blackbird' was less accurate than it seemed.
499. I will stop asking why everyone just forgot Marley's eating disorder.
500. I will not approach any of the newbies and inform them that they will disappear into oblivion after the seniors graduate.