Snape, in his usual foul mood, approached the elevator.
Sirius approached the elevator.
"What are you doing here?" Snape said sourly.
"I am here," Sirius declared, "Because I want to become a secret agent."
"So do I," said Snape wistfully.
"If I were a secret agent," Sirius said, "I would have awesome shades and a cool watch."
"Well," Snape said, "I would have a flying car that shoots lasers."
"I would also," Sirius said, grinning, "be able to explode anyone just by taking off my shades."
They stepped into the elevator.
"I," Snape said, "would have everyone trust me. Then I would let them down."
"You don't have to worry about letting anyone down, Snapette, you already do that."
Snape crossed his arms.
"Do not."
"Do so. Dumbles told me."
"…Dumbles told you what?"
"About your secret."
"What secret?" Snape said faintly.
"About your teddy bear, Robert. And how Robert is best friends with Rhonda, Filch's biscuit."
"…that is very personal and I told him not to tell. And how is that letting anyone down?"
"It's letting Dumbles down. He told you Robert was sneaking out to eat cheese with Rhonda, but you didn't listen."
"Well I don't need Robert. I don't need anyone because I am a secret agent."
"Yeah? Prove it."
So Snape did. He did ninja rolls all over the elevator and kicked Sirius.
Sirius laughed.
"You still think you're an agent, huh?" he said.
"Yes," Snape replied, crossing his arms.
"Well, let me show you my mad skills."
Sirius did have skill.
And it was better than Snape's skill.
Snape sighed.
"That is why I'm a SECRET agent…duh."
Hey! I'm so so so so so sorry I haven't updated in forever. I've had writer's block and stuff…so here this is. But I've got a ton of ideas now, and I promise that I'll try to update as often as I can!