OMG BAKURA WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME?! Plot twist!

A quick recap: After Bakura takes Marik into his soul room to show him what Yami Bakura told him earlier, Marik rushes to Yami Bakura's soul room to talk to him about stuff. But Bakura tries to stop him. Yami Bakura steps in once they start fighting in a very riciculous-looking manner, but it takes the hikaris about five minutes to notice that Yami Bakura it right there.
Ryou (hikari): "Ryou"
Bakura (yami): "Bakura"

But anyway, YESH! Bakura was already there! Omr wut?

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The hikaris lowered their arms and took a step back. They hadn't even realized that Bakura was watching!

Bakura was frowning. His face looked slightly irritated, but was otherwise emotionless.

A minute later, he looked at each of them in turn. "Are you two quite finished?" he asked.

They nodded slowly and silently.

"Good." He deemed them calm enough to not start fighting again, so he lowered his arms. "Are you two really arguing over me?" he asked.

Marik took a step forward. "Bakura...I..."

Bakura held up a hand to silence him. "No need."

"How much did you hear?" Ryou asked.

"I sensed you enter the hallway with Marik. I came out to make sure you two didn't get into or cause any trouble. Your soul room door was ajar the entire time you two were talking."

"Wait so you heard...everything?" Marik asked.

Bakura's face remained expressionless. "Yes," he replied in a monotone.

"So...what are you going to do about it?"

Bakura looked away. "I don't know. I honestly don't know. I didn't think my host would actually do this. I need some more time to just thi—"

"What!" Marik cried. "What more is there to think about?!"

"I don't need you. All I really need is a host, and I have Ryou." Bakura turned his head and saw Marik opening his mouth to protest. But Bakura held up his hand to stop him. "Now, I don't need you in my life, but that doesn't affect whether or not I want you in my life. And I'm not sure if I do or not."

"Wh-"

"I just need some time to myself! Haven't you read other thiefshipping fanfics like this? Things usually take a turn for the worst if Ryou tries to convince me to talk to you again. Who knows what's going to happen now that he's convinced you to come to me! You're the fanfic reader. You should know that."

"I...do," Marik said hesitantly.

"So both of you just leave me alone."

Marik took a few steps towards Bakura. "No Bakura I don't want to lose one of the only friends I've ever had who just so happens to be my favorite-est partner in crime ever who happens to be my partner in love as well I don't want you to leave because I love you too much cuz you're so sexy and evil and awesome and sexy and British and evil and sexy and stuff and it'll be the end of everything if you go not just of thiefshipping but of the Evil Council you can't leave everything will fall apart and I'll just be so lost without you and then who will sing song parodies with me and who will help me rearrange Yugi's sock drawer and—"

"MARIK!" Bakura suddenly shouted.

"What?!"

Bakura raised his hands and swung them at Marik's face so fast that Marik though Bakura was going to bitch-slap him (because Bakura is a bitch and only bitches can bitch-slap). But all Bakura did was clap his hands against Marik's cheeks and hold them there, then pull Marik's face closer to his. "Do you ever shut up?" Bakura asked with an irritated look on his face.

Marik's expression didn't change. "If I talk too much than ignore me."

"I am so glad that I can't," Bakura said, his voice much softer now.

Before Marik could respond, Bakura pulled Marik's face towards his even more and pressed their lips together.

Marik's eyes widened for a split second before they slid closed. His hands automatically wrapped themselves around Bakura's waist.

Ryou closed his eyes, covered his ears, and turned around. He told his imagination to shut the bloody buggering hell up.

Bakura stepped forward. But since he was already so close to Marik, he ended up forcing himself and Marik closer to the wall. The wall right next to the door to Ryou's soul room.

As Bakura started missing with a little bit more passion, Marik pulled Bakura's body a little bit closer to his. Bakura moaned quietly.

Just to torment Ryou (because despite 95% of his mind on Marik, there was still 5% that kept itself focused on his host at all times), he let that moan be heard through their mind link because he knew that Ryou most likely had his ears covered.

He felt Ryou's discomfort in response.

That 5% of his mind smirked.

Somehow, they ended up on the floor, with Marik sitting against the wall and Bakura on his knees leaning over Marik. They hadn't broken their kiss the entire time. Since Marik's head was pushed up against the wall, Bakura let go of his face am moved his hands to Marik's waist.

After a while, Ryou couldn't take it. "Ugh! I'm right here, you know! Get a room, you two!"

They stopped kissing, let go of each other, and looked at Ryou, who still had his eyes closed and was now facing them but had moved his hands away from his ears.

"There's a room right there," Bakura said, pointing to Ryou's soul room.

Ryou opened his eyes and looked to where Bakura was pointing. "Ugh! No bloody way!" Ryou pointed to Bakura's soul room. "You have your own soul room!"

"Fine!" Bakura looked at Marik. "Why don't we go into my soul room so we can...'talk'?"

Marik nodded with a smile on his face. "Ya okay."

Bakura took Marik's hand and the two of them rushed into Bakura's soul room. Just before Bakura closed the door behind them, he said to Ryou, "You stay in your soul room. Don't leave the hallway. You do, and..." He held up the Millenium Ring that was hanging from his neck (it was hanging from the cord is used to hang from, instead of the chain that it NOW hung from. the Ring hanging from Ryou's neck did have the chain instead of the cord). It flashed briefly.

Ryou took the hint and nodded. He ran into his soul room and sat in a chair like a good little hikari.

"Good little hikari," Bakura said mockingly before closing the door to his soul room.

OOOHHH! What's going to happen in Baku's soul room? ;D

Random abridged thiefshipping yaoi fangirl: OMR THIEFSHIPPING SMUT SEXY LEMON SEXY SEX SCENE YES!

What?!

*throws a dulled knife at her head and the handle hits her and knocks her out*
Did Aquailita SAY this was going to be an M-rated fanfic?!
*glares at me*
This had BETTER not be! If I catch you writing anything that Marik and I—

Calm down, Baku! I won't.
*shudders*
You KNOW I don't like writing that stuff!

*glares at me*
Whateva

Hey! Get back in the story! *points to story*

*flips me off and goes back*

Hmph. He's lucky I'm in a good mood...

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